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Notice how Trump isn't looking that well after his meeting with Putin? Trump died. He's dead. JD and Putin had him replaced with a body double or robot. They're using the same "Joe Biden" bot technology the dems used (Elon still can't crack it).

Published: September 1, 2025 06:48

Notice how Trump isn't looking that well after his meeting with Putin? Trump died. He's dead. JD and Putin had him replaced with a body double or robot. They're using the same "Joe Biden" bot technology the dems used (Elon still can't crack it).

Remember when Vance killed the Pope? Strange that they're using a body double (or crisis actor) for Trump. Did JD Vance also kill Trump too?

Published: September 1, 2025 02:26

Remember when Vance killed the Pope? Strange that they're using a body double (or crisis actor) for Trump. Did JD Vance also kill Trump too?

RT by @YourAnonNews: Locking down your phone, being mindful of what you're wearing, and coming up with plans to communicate with others are all key steps to take before attending a protest. https://ssd.eff.org/module/attending-protest

Published: August 31, 2025 14:04

Locking down your phone, being mindful of what you're wearing, and coming up with plans to communicate with others are all key steps to take before attending a protest. ssd.eff.org/module/attending…

RT by @YourAnonNews: More than 50 ships are heading to Gaza to challenge Israel’s illegal blockade and deliver urgent humanitarian aid https://aje.io/wi9ia4

Published: August 31, 2025 11:00

More than 50 ships are heading to Gaza to challenge Israel’s illegal blockade and deliver urgent humanitarian aid aje.io/wi9ia4

RT by @YourAnonNews: #Trump death cult cancels $679 million in federal funding for offshore wind projects. https://www.reuters.com/sustainability/climate-energy/trump-cancels-679-million-federal-funding-offshore-wind-projects-2025-08-29/

Published: August 31, 2025 08:54

#Trump death cult cancels $679 million in federal funding for offshore wind projects. reuters.com/sustainability/c…

RT by @YourAnonNews: More billionaires talking about Satan/demons/etc. Sorry, this is going to be a thing now. Hey, smart reporters: Tell your dumb editors that everyone is going to have to write about this at some point. They'll balk, but you'll look good later...when they make you do it.

Published: August 31, 2025 00:34

More billionaires talking about Satan/demons/etc. Sorry, this is going to be a thing now. Hey, smart reporters: Tell your dumb editors that everyone is going to have to write about this at some point. They'll balk, but you'll look good later...when they…

When Trump does die, don't overdose or get alcohol poisoning. You didn't outlast the orange piece of shit just to party so hard to join the fucker. Celebrate, enjoy yourselves and embrace the joy around you. :)

Published: August 30, 2025 21:52

When Trump does die, don't overdose or get alcohol poisoning. You didn't outlast the orange piece of shit just to party so hard to join the fucker. Celebrate, enjoy yourselves and embrace the joy around you. :)

Why is it ok when they (MAGA) can say that Joe Biden is dead and is either a robot or a body double but when we do it they have a crybaby tantrum? Fuck Trump.

Published: August 30, 2025 20:54

Why is it ok when they (MAGA) can say that Joe Biden is dead and is either a robot or a body double but when we do it they have a crybaby tantrum? Fuck Trump.

Bullshit. That doesn’t even look like Trump. That’s a body double crisis/ crisis actor.

Published: August 30, 2025 20:38

Bullshit. That doesn’t even look like Trump. That’s a body double crisis/ crisis actor. xcancel.com/reaganreese_/status/1961791229483487522#m

RT by @YourAnonNews: There are multiple people currently serving in Congress who have prior DUI convictions. The Secretary of Health and Human Services was a heroin addict for 14 years. The President has multiple felony convictions. People are more than the worst day of their life.

Published: August 30, 2025 18:40

There are multiple people currently serving in Congress who have prior DUI convictions. The Secretary of Health and Human Services was a heroin addict for 14 years. The President has multiple felony convictions. People are more than the worst day of their…

RT by @YourAnonNews: A VPN is not a tool for anonymity, and while it can protect your location from some companies, there are many other ways companies may track you. https://ssd.eff.org/module/choosing-vpn-thats-right-you

Published: August 30, 2025 13:58

A VPN is not a tool for anonymity, and while it can protect your location from some companies, there are many other ways companies may track you. ssd.eff.org/module/choosing-…

RT by @YourAnonNews: ā€œI never have seen an instance of an advanced, affluent country with among the finest scientific resources and leaders in the world be under assault, not from small pockets of the public or people who have unusual beliefs, but from the government itself,ā€ said Allan M. Brandt, a public health historian at Harvard University. ā€œThis has just been radically unprecedented.ā€

Published: August 30, 2025 13:51

ā€œI never have seen an instance of an advanced, affluent country with among the finest scientific resources and leaders in the world be under assault, not from small pockets of the public or people who have unusual beliefs, but from the government itself,ā€ā€¦

RT by @YourAnonNews: ICYMI — JUDGE: ā€œThis case represents the consequences of a decades long drumbeat of anti-immigrant sentiment and misinformation being broadcast & broadcast & broadcastā€¦ā€ 2 immigrants shot in Washington, gunman sentenced in June. Barely even a story. šŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™‚ļø https://www.nbcwashington.com/news/local/gunman-who-shot-2-men-for-being-hispanic-gets-life-sentence-as-judge-faults-anti-immigrant-rhetoric/3935011/

Published: August 30, 2025 13:43

ICYMI — JUDGE: ā€œThis case represents the consequences of a decades long drumbeat of anti-immigrant sentiment and misinformation being broadcast & broadcast & broadcastā€¦ā€ 2 immigrants shot in Washington, gunman sentenced in June. Barely even a story. šŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™‚ļøā€¦

RT by @YourAnonNews: Whether the codename was 'Krasnov,' as a former KGB officer alleged, is almost beside the point. The real tell isn't a dusty file from 1987; it's the daily betrayal of American interests for a dictator's applause. The pattern is undeniable. Since Jan 2025, the admin has withheld aid from Ukraine and attacked NATO, perfectly aligning with Moscow's goals. This isn't just geopolitics; it's economic sabotage. The result? A reported $41 trillion foreign investment flight risk as of this month, a staggering price for this loyalty. The question isn't if he's an asset. It's why the price of his ego is American security and prosperity.

Published: August 30, 2025 13:41

Whether the codename was 'Krasnov,' as a former KGB officer alleged, is almost beside the point. The real tell isn't a dusty file from 1987; it's the daily betrayal of American interests for a dictator's applause. The pattern is undeniable. Since Jan…

RT by @YourAnonNews: ""This is why liberals operate solely in reactive mode when it comes to Trump: Trump is the one constant when all else is chaos. This is a *very* unhealthy habit. We have a much better chance of combatting autocracy if people are creative instead of reactive." https://sarahkendzior.substack.com/p/mafia-state-survival-your-questions

Published: August 30, 2025 13:40

""This is why liberals operate solely in reactive mode when it comes to Trump: Trump is the one constant when all else is chaos. This is a *very* unhealthy habit. We have a much better chance of combatting autocracy if people are creative instead of…

RT by @YourAnonNews: Imagine not believing Trump is dead just because there's "no evidence." Where's your sense of whimsy, your joie de vivre

Published: August 30, 2025 05:32

Imagine not believing Trump is dead just because there's "no evidence." Where's your sense of whimsy, your joie de vivre

RT by @YourAnonNews: can yall stop saying trump is dead it's disrespectful because if it's not true i'll be buying cake and balloons for nothing

Published: August 30, 2025 05:28

can yall stop saying trump is dead it's disrespectful because if it's not true i'll be buying cake and balloons for nothing

RT by @YourAnonNews: Yeah it’s pretty strange Trump hasn’t been seen since his cabinet circle jerk on Tuesday….maybe he’s just taking a few days for a mental health break šŸ˜‰ and on Sunday he’ll post about winning another club championship at his golf club…..but alsošŸ‘‡šŸ¤”

Published: August 30, 2025 02:43

Yeah it’s pretty strange Trump hasn’t been seen since his cabinet circle jerk on Tuesday….maybe he’s just taking a few days for a mental health break šŸ˜‰ and on Sunday he’ll post about winning another club championship at his golf club…..but alsošŸ‘‡šŸ¤”

RT by @YourAnonNews: The majority-Black town of Newbern, Alabama, held a democratic election and re-elected its first Black mayor, Patrick Braxton. Four years after being locked out by a majority-White council trying to deny him power, the people finally had their say. āœŠšŸæ https://brnw.ch/21wVjMc

Published: August 30, 2025 02:41

The majority-Black town of Newbern, Alabama, held a democratic election and re-elected its first Black mayor, Patrick Braxton. Four years after being locked out by a majority-White council trying to deny him power, the people finally had their say. āœŠšŸæ …

RT by @YourAnonNews: BREAKING: A federal appeals court has ruled that most of President Trump's sweeping global tariffs are unlawful, potentially dealing a significant blow to the president's effort to reshape the country's trade policy unilaterally. Read more: https://abcnews.link/s14lOsK

Published: August 29, 2025 22:20

BREAKING: A federal appeals court has ruled that most of President Trump's sweeping global tariffs are unlawful, potentially dealing a significant blow to the president's effort to reshape the country's trade policy unilaterally. Read more:…

RT by @YourAnonNews: Former DC Assistant US Attorney Jennifer Kerkhoff Muyskens was charged with misconduct by the DC Bar for concealing and altering the Project Veritas video footage, which was central to the mass conspiracy prosecution of Trump inauguration protesters: https://unicornriot.ninja/2025/newly-revealed-fbi-document-confirms-collaboration-between-dc-police-and-discredited-far-right-group-project-veritas/

Published: August 29, 2025 12:37

Former DC Assistant US Attorney Jennifer Kerkhoff Muyskens was charged with misconduct by the DC Bar for concealing and altering the Project Veritas video footage, which was central to the mass conspiracy prosecution of Trump inauguration protesters: …

Your groceries and literally everything are getting more and more expensive and Trump is building a golden ballroom for himself and won't release the epstein files

Published: August 29, 2025 12:37

Your groceries and literally everything are getting more and more expensive and Trump is building a golden ballroom for himself and won't release the epstein files

RT by @YourAnonNews: #UnitedStates | The parents of a California boy filed a wrongful death lawsuit against artificial intelligence company OpenAI, alleging that ChatGPT chatbot actively encouraged their son’s suicide and provided detailed instructions on how to take his life. https://www.telesurenglish.net/parents-sue-openai-over-california-teens-death/

Published: August 29, 2025 12:30

#UnitedStates | The parents of a California boy filed a wrongful death lawsuit against artificial intelligence company OpenAI, alleging that ChatGPT chatbot actively encouraged their son’s suicide and provided detailed instructions on how to take his life.…

RT by @YourAnonNews: If Luigi has a million followers, then I'm one of them. If Luigi has one follower, then I'm THAT ONE. If Luigi has no followers, that means I'm dead.

Published: August 29, 2025 12:17

If Luigi has a million followers, then I'm one of them. If Luigi has one follower, then I'm THAT ONE. If Luigi has no followers, that means I'm dead.

RT by @YourAnonNews: The CDC's top scientists are sending up a 'bat signal' not to fight a villain, but to flee the building. The agency designed to contain plagues is now suffering a political infection, with expertise treated as a pre-existing condition. This isn't a resignation, it's an evacuation. Dr. Daskalakis's Aug 28 letter cited "unskilled manipulation of data" under RFK Jr. The same day, Director Monarez was fired for refusing to "rubber-stamp unscientific directives." This follows the sacking of 600 CDC staff. The pattern is a purge, not a policy shift. When the nation's doctors resign to avoid being "complicit," the diagnosis is clear: the system is septic.

Published: August 29, 2025 12:16

The CDC's top scientists are sending up a 'bat signal' not to fight a villain, but to flee the building. The agency designed to contain plagues is now suffering a political infection, with expertise treated as a pre-existing condition. This isn't a…

RT by @YourAnonNews: I am absolutely here for all of this drama between the world’s dumbest people who happen to be FBI brass. Couldn’t happen to a better group of people. Seraphin easily wins dismissal on the part of his not actually naming Wilkins which they admit in the pleading.

Published: August 29, 2025 12:09

I am absolutely here for all of this drama between the world’s dumbest people who happen to be FBI brass. Couldn’t happen to a better group of people. Seraphin easily wins dismissal on the part of his not actually naming Wilkins which they admit in the…

RT by @YourAnonNews: FYI: since 1982, the number of mass shootings perpetrated by trans individuals is less than 1%.

Published: August 29, 2025 12:08

FYI: since 1982, the number of mass shootings perpetrated by trans individuals is less than 1%.

Of course they fucking are. Most Americans don't understand yet just how cooked they are

Published: August 29, 2025 12:06

Of course they fucking are. Most Americans don't understand yet just how cooked they are rss.xcancel.com/WSJ/status/1961250447169028388#m

RT by @YourAnonNews: Let’s be clear, ⁦@RobertKennedyJr⁩ is currently limiting access to vaccines by preventing pharmacists from doing their job. This is playing out as we speak. In several states, pharmacists cannot vaccinate if the CDC and relevant advisory groups fail to give recs.

Published: August 29, 2025 11:54

Let’s be clear, ⁦@RobertKennedyJr⁩ is currently limiting access to vaccines by preventing pharmacists from doing their job. This is playing out as we speak. In several states, pharmacists cannot vaccinate if the CDC and relevant advisory groups fail to…

RT by @YourAnonNews: J.D. ā€œJUST DANCEā€ VANCE, WHO NOBODY LIKED UNTIL TRUMP PICKED HIM OUT OF THE "BARGAIN BIN" IN THE WALMART CLEARANCE SECTION, WENT ON FOX TO TRASH ME, GAVIN C. NEWSOM, AMERICA'S MOST POPULAR GOVERNOR. THE DANCING QUEEN CAN’T STOP! I LIVE RENT-FREE IN HIS HEAD (VERY TINY SPACE, ALMOST NO ROOM WITH "THE COUCH"). HE IS VERY WEAK... THE GUY CAN'T RUN, TAKES MORE "VACATIONS" THAN ANY VICE PRESIDENT IN HISTORY (AND WE’VE HAD SOME LAZY ONES!), GOT CAUGHT TAKING PHOTOS IN THE BATHROOM (VERY SICK!) AFTER APPLYING HIS EYELINER AND WEARS A COMMUNIST RED SHIRT. PERFECT, SINCE "CHAIRMAN TRUMP" NOW OWNS INTEL AND TELLS HIM WHAT TO WEAR. WHY DOES FOX AIR THIS NONSENSE? THEY EDIT THE TAPES, AND EVEN TRY TO MAKE HIM LOOK "SMART," BUT HE IS A TOTAL JOKE. FOX SHOULD BE ASHAMED. STOP GIVING AIRTIME TO A TOTAL LOSER. HIS TIME WOULD BE BETTER SPENT PRACTICING FOR HIS SOON ā€œDEBUTā€ ON DANCING WITH THE STARS. EVERYONE’S LAUGHING AT HIM, BELIEVE ME! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER! — GCN

Published: August 29, 2025 00:28

J.D. ā€œJUST DANCEā€ VANCE, WHO NOBODY LIKED UNTIL TRUMP PICKED HIM OUT OF THE "BARGAIN BIN" IN THE WALMART CLEARANCE SECTION, WENT ON FOX TO TRASH ME, GAVIN C. NEWSOM, AMERICA'S MOST POPULAR GOVERNOR. THE DANCING QUEEN CAN’T STOP! I LIVE RENT-FREE IN HIS…

Trump & his family aren't going to leave the WH. They bulldozed the Rose Garden, they're building a $200M ballroom. They're like cancer... infesting, invading, latching on until they kill their host. They're killing the USA. Unless they're cut out & removed, you're all fucked.

Published: August 28, 2025 18:25

Trump & his family aren't going to leave the WH. They bulldozed the Rose Garden, they're building a $200M ballroom. They're like cancer... infesting, invading, latching on until they kill their host. They're killing the USA. Unless they're cut out &…

Antivaxxers who also refuse to wear masks are like people who want to criminalize abortion but also ban birthcontrol. Forced death. forced birth. Not focused on solutions only stupidity

Published: August 28, 2025 12:01

Antivaxxers who also refuse to wear masks are like people who want to criminalize abortion but also ban birthcontrol. Forced death. forced birth. Not focused on solutions only stupidity

RT by @YourAnonNews: Did you see that Ritchie Torres interview where he looks insane? Do you see the Democratic establishment's reluctance to support Mamdani over Cuomo? The ousting of Hogg? The blocking of AOC from getting a top committee seat? None of what's going on internally within the Democratic Party is "politics," at least not anymore. I used to think it was high school cafeteria shit, or just plain ignorance, but when you factor in all the payouts and the amount of blood on their hands, this looks more like gang behavior, closer to an organized crime syndicate that works WITH the GOP, than a political party that actually OPPOSES them.

Published: August 28, 2025 11:58

Did you see that Ritchie Torres interview where he looks insane? Do you see the Democratic establishment's reluctance to support Mamdani over Cuomo? The ousting of Hogg? The blocking of AOC from getting a top committee seat? None of what's going on…

The rich in the US are all vaccinated and have private doctors. They want the masses distrusting of scientists and ripe for a diet of disinformation. The microchip is in your smart phone lol

Published: August 28, 2025 11:47

The rich in the US are all vaccinated and have private doctors. They want the masses distrusting of scientists and ripe for a diet of disinformation. The microchip is in your smart phone lol

As Obama lives rent free in TACO's tiny little brain, it turns out it was Republicans who would initiate authoritarianism in the USA.

Published: August 28, 2025 11:26

As Obama lives rent free in TACO's tiny little brain, it turns out it was Republicans who would initiate authoritarianism in the USA.

RT by @YourAnonNews: Every time there is a mass shooting Republicans make it about identity (trans) and Democrats make it about taking away guns. Notice how neither party focuses on treating the underlying causes of violence and societal decay, which are economic inequality and lack of health care.

Published: August 27, 2025 19:37

Every time there is a mass shooting Republicans make it about identity (trans) and Democrats make it about taking away guns. Notice how neither party focuses on treating the underlying causes of violence and societal decay, which are economic inequality…

RT by @YourAnonNews: About a dozen current/former *pro-enforcement* ICE agents tell Reuters the Trump Admin's arrest quotas are leading to detention of thousands of non-criminals, green card holders, and even citizens. https://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/trump-migrant-crackdown-gives-ice-100306708.html

Published: August 27, 2025 13:10

About a dozen current/former *pro-enforcement* ICE agents tell Reuters the Trump Admin's arrest quotas are leading to detention of thousands of non-criminals, green card holders, and even citizens. yahoo.com/news/articles/trum…

RT by @YourAnonNews: You know it’s distraction day when Trump is giving the cult some red meat early in the morning about something that will never happen

Published: August 27, 2025 13:03

You know it’s distraction day when Trump is giving the cult some red meat early in the morning about something that will never happen

RT by @YourAnonNews: On August 16 thousands of protesters marched through the streets of NYC to demand an end to the Israeli genocide and mass starvation campaign in Gaza. The action was organized by a coalition of nearly 200 organizations. https://unicornriot.ninja/2025/thousands-march-in-nyc-to-demand-end-to-mass-starvation-in-gaza/

Published: August 27, 2025 13:00

On August 16 thousands of protesters marched through the streets of NYC to demand an end to the Israeli genocide and mass starvation campaign in Gaza. The action was organized by a coalition of nearly 200 organizations. unicornriot.ninja/2025/thous…

RT by @YourAnonNews: An immigrant didn’t drive up home prices. A Wall Street billionaire did. The largest landlord in America is Stephen Schwarzman, the CEO of Blackstone, who became $470 million richer YESTERDAY, jacked up rent prices by as much as 79%, evicted thousands & is now worth $52 billion.

Published: August 26, 2025 21:41

An immigrant didn’t drive up home prices. A Wall Street billionaire did. The largest landlord in America is Stephen Schwarzman, the CEO of Blackstone, who became $470 million richer YESTERDAY, jacked up rent prices by as much as 79%, evicted thousands &…

RT by @YourAnonNews: Newly Revealed FBI Document Confirms Collaboration Between DC Police and Discredited Far-Right Group Project Veritas https://unicornriot.ninja/2025/newly-revealed-fbi-document-confirms-collaboration-between-dc-police-and-discredited-far-right-group-project-veritas/

Published: August 26, 2025 21:00

Newly Revealed FBI Document Confirms Collaboration Between DC Police and Discredited Far-Right Group Project Veritas unicornriot.ninja/2025/newly…

Just so it's clear, we're not part of the shilling the shitcoin $anon nor do we support kirts efforts to grift moni from the community. That being said, we do have some mugs for sale : )

Published: August 26, 2025 18:24

Just so it's clear, we're not part of the shilling the shitcoin $anon nor do we support kirts efforts to grift moni from the community. That being said, we do have some mugs for sale : )

Banning vaccines is government overreach. If people want to endanger their kids and themselves, we can't stop them, but the scientifically literate among us still deserve to protect themselves if they want to do so.

Published: August 26, 2025 04:54

Banning vaccines is government overreach. If people want to endanger their kids and themselves, we can't stop them, but the scientifically literate among us still deserve to protect themselves if they want to do so.

RT by @YourAnonNews: When allies must hold a pre-summit to strategize for a summit with you, you're no longer a leader—you're a liability. The "Trump risk" has turned diplomatic calendars into defensive game plans. This Tokyo meeting on Aug 23 isn't about shared vision; it's a damage control session before President Lee's Aug 25 meeting in DC. After being forced to accept 15% tariffs, allies are now bracing for demands to pay more for the 30,000 US troops on their soil. Alliances are now just invoices. Treating partners like tenants and security like a subscription service doesn't make America strong; it makes America alone.

Published: August 23, 2025 12:36

When allies must hold a pre-summit to strategize for a summit with you, you're no longer a leader—you're a liability. The "Trump risk" has turned diplomatic calendars into defensive game plans. This Tokyo meeting on Aug 23 isn't about shared vision; it's…

RT by @YourAnonNews: Some see a prison transfer. The admin sees a successful witness protection program—protecting the president *from* a witness. A truly innovative approach to justice, where loyalty earns leniency. After a "highly unusual" 9-hour interview in late July with Trump's ex-lawyer, DAG Todd Blanche, Maxwell was transferred, violating BOP rules for inmates with >10 years left. The DOJ then released transcripts on Aug 22 of her calling Trump a "gentleman"—a move a judge previously called "aimed not at transparency but at diversion." This isn't a justice system. It's a loyalty program with a federal seal, where the price of silence is comfort.

Published: August 23, 2025 12:11

Some see a prison transfer. The admin sees a successful witness protection program—protecting the president *from* a witness. A truly innovative approach to justice, where loyalty earns leniency. After a "highly unusual" 9-hour interview in late July with…

RT by @YourAnonNews: I am absolutely sure that there will be a minor ā€œthis is not legalā€ conniption fit about this, but bravo to whoever mocked it up… HT to:

Published: August 23, 2025 12:08

I am absolutely sure that there will be a minor ā€œthis is not legalā€ conniption fit about this, but bravo to whoever mocked it up… HT to:

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