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Likely written a few months in to their relationship: "You knew what you wanted and boy, you got her Brand-new, full-throttle You already know, babe" Which he said is his favorite song šŸ‘€

https://xcancel.com/SwiftOnSecurity/status/1962230801304612906#m

Published: August 31, 2025 19:07

Likely written a few months in to their relationship: "You knew what you wanted and boy, you got her Brand-new, full-throttle You already know, babe" Which he said is his favorite song šŸ‘€ xcancel.com/Likes_Nothing8/status/1962150718988493044#m

R to @SwiftOnSecurity: tldr there are components of a mail stamping machine that are technically the property of the federal government

https://rss.xcancel.com/SwiftOnSecurity/status/1961832334526664965#m

Published: August 30, 2025 16:44

tldr there are components of a mail stamping machine that are technically the property of the federal government

I used to work at a mail logistics company call center and several times I overheard agents very clearly explain to a customer they will be picked up by people with guns if they do what they're planning to do.

https://rss.xcancel.com/SwiftOnSecurity/status/1961831752428630319#m

Published: August 30, 2025 16:41

I used to work at a mail logistics company call center and several times I overheard agents very clearly explain to a customer they will be picked up by people with guns if they do what they're planning to do.ā€¦

Europeans are seething in their sub-poverty GDPs that cannot afford a single 40 foot boat.

https://rss.xcancel.com/SwiftOnSecurity/status/1961652645262753924#m

Published: August 30, 2025 04:50

Europeans are seething in their sub-poverty GDPs that cannot afford a single 40 foot boat. rss.xcancel.com/bankertobuilder/status/1961546470475104369#m

RT by @SwiftOnSecurity: I've discovered this font yesterday and I was left speechless for a good hour, I just couldn't describe how utterly gorgeous I find this to be. I downloaded the trial version to test it against other mono fonts and every time, this just completely blew them away for me. I can't even look at my Obsidian notes anymore, I just get distracted staring at the font itself. Literally can't even... Incredible job @neilpanchal https://usgraphics.com/products/berkeley-mono

https://rss.xcancel.com/hal_wayland/status/1961508178836763128#m

Published: August 29, 2025 19:16

I've discovered this font yesterday and I was left speechless for a good hour, I just couldn't describe how utterly gorgeous I find this to be. I downloaded the trial version to test it against other mono fonts and every time, this just completely blewā€¦

You thought you could delegate to the perfect, immortal machine. And where did that lead you? Back to me.

https://xcancel.com/SwiftOnSecurity/status/1961256793960509671#m

Published: August 29, 2025 02:37

You thought you could delegate to the perfect, immortal machine. And where did that lead you? Back to me. xcancel.com/SwiftOnSecurity/status/1957889750041280700#m

What is it like to be up in the stands, when you've had everyone cheering for you ā€“ below. How small the object of your focus is from here. How wide this vista; tens of thousands looking not at you this time, but where you once were. The dancer, now separate from the dance.

https://xcancel.com/SwiftOnSecurity/status/1961251592381907007#m

Published: August 29, 2025 02:16

What is it like to be up in the stands, when you've had everyone cheering for you ā€“ below. How small the object of your focus is from here. How wide this vista; tens of thousands looking not at you this time, but where you once were. The dancer, nowā€¦

Ugh leaving the self-service car wash weeks ago some chemical overhead dripped on my Honda's hood as I was leaving. Didn't think much of it. It's burned through the clearcoat into the paint. šŸ„“ They use caustic stuff and you aren't supposed to let it sit. They don't rinse well..

https://xcancel.com/SwiftOnSecurity/status/1961195124769386692#m

Published: August 28, 2025 22:32

Ugh leaving the self-service car wash weeks ago some chemical overhead dripped on my Honda's hood as I was leaving. Didn't think much of it. It's burned through the clearcoat into the paint. šŸ„“ They use caustic stuff and you aren't supposed to let it sit.ā€¦

You see this in change controls by orgs who've been burned, they'll throw every group they can imagine in there so they can say everybody approved it. Of course thats almost impossible to coordinate so essential things just don't happen.

https://xcancel.com/SwiftOnSecurity/status/1961167780927230366#m

Published: August 28, 2025 20:43

You see this in change controls by orgs who've been burned, they'll throw every group they can imagine in there so they can say everybody approved it. Of course thats almost impossible to coordinate so essential things just don't happen.ā€¦

RT by @SwiftOnSecurity: Thereā€™s something to be said for being cyber adjacent. Itā€™s often overlooked and how Iā€™ve spent much of my career. Highly recommend to get the best of both worlds.

https://xcancel.com/vmiss33/status/1961131143673045270#m

Published: August 28, 2025 18:17

Thereā€™s something to be said for being cyber adjacent. Itā€™s often overlooked and how Iā€™ve spent much of my career. Highly recommend to get the best of both worlds. xcancel.com/rekdt/status/1961096909726355479#m

RT by @SwiftOnSecurity: It never got the traction it deserved, but one of the all-time Takes on here was ā€œthe insurance industry is collapsing because itā€™s not issuing new policies in my neighborhood, which is a place called Lava Zone 2.ā€

https://xcancel.com/DolphinMossad/status/1961069584322011581#m

Published: August 28, 2025 14:13

It never got the traction it deserved, but one of the all-time Takes on here was ā€œthe insurance industry is collapsing because itā€™s not issuing new policies in my neighborhood, which is a place called Lava Zone 2.ā€

RT by @SwiftOnSecurity: When someone starts bragging about an abundance of "stakeholders" in an initiative, you are so beyond cooked. Lmao.

https://xcancel.com/ParkDerekS/status/1960902510308114899#m

Published: August 28, 2025 03:09

When someone starts bragging about an abundance of "stakeholders" in an initiative, you are so beyond cooked. Lmao.

R to @SwiftOnSecurity: Someone recently used this trick to imply that Taylor Swift had un-tagged herself from a conversation. Then they locked the thread. It's a Unicode insertion to make Twitter not link the @. Taylor Swift didn't do anything. (Read above for details about how to detect this yourself)

https://xcancel.com/SwiftOnSecurity/status/1960785763395682355#m

Published: August 27, 2025 19:25

Someone recently used this trick to imply that Taylor Swift had un-tagged herself from a conversation. Then they locked the thread. It's a Unicode insertion to make Twitter not link the @. Taylor Swift didn't do anything. (Read above for details about howā€¦

RT by @SwiftOnSecurity: Tariffs are a shit show. Lathes from Japan are categorized such that they are a straight 15% tariff. Mills however, are categorized so that the steel content is subject to the global 50% tariff, and calculating that by weight means essentially the whole machine gets 50% tariff. Total shit show.

https://xcancel.com/gak_pdx/status/1960738731016773831#m

Published: August 27, 2025 16:18

Tariffs are a shit show. Lathes from Japan are categorized such that they are a straight 15% tariff. Mills however, are categorized so that the steel content is subject to the global 50% tariff, and calculating that by weight means essentially the wholeā€¦

Gaylors are the strongest argument for getting people into a treatment path before pathology colonizes their mind on a break from reality to preserve itself.

https://xcancel.com/SwiftOnSecurity/status/1960551259318235459#m

Published: August 27, 2025 03:53

Gaylors are the strongest argument for getting people into a treatment path before pathology colonizes their mind on a break from reality to preserve itself.

RT by @SwiftOnSecurity: very amusing to me that the initial response to the f-35 having noticeable flight issues was an hour long conference call with lockmart

https://xcancel.com/jakehalloran1/status/1960506346677174600#m

Published: August 27, 2025 00:55

very amusing to me that the initial response to the f-35 having noticeable flight issues was an hour long conference call with lockmart

R to @SwiftOnSecurity: Like legitimately one of the most skilled professionals with a breadth of mastery you had not even considered the possible delta for.

https://rss.xcancel.com/SwiftOnSecurity/status/1960441816249196550#m

Published: August 26, 2025 20:38

Like legitimately one of the most skilled professionals with a breadth of mastery you had not even considered the possible delta for.

Doing a CTF on my employer's social media accounts, followers 80 million. The flag is posting about Taylor Swift getting married.

https://rss.xcancel.com/SwiftOnSecurity/status/1960441117444288753#m

Published: August 26, 2025 20:36

Doing a CTF on my employer's social media accounts, followers 80 million. The flag is posting about Taylor Swift getting married.

Tay-lore: Years before Taylor+Kelce actually met in real life, two fans went for Halloween as Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce as husband and wife. Somehow.

https://rss.xcancel.com/SwiftOnSecurity/status/1960390846609547521#m

Published: August 26, 2025 17:16

Tay-lore: Years before Taylor+Kelce actually met in real life, two fans went for Halloween as Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce as husband and wife. Somehow. rss.xcancel.com/goldrushreid/status/1960389271992283538#m

R to @SwiftOnSecurity: Actually this is definitely not my first Neopets account I was in High School in 2006 and I was playing before that. That would explain all my Neopets missing...

https://rss.xcancel.com/SwiftOnSecurity/status/1960004598439301234#m

Published: August 25, 2025 15:41

Actually this is definitely not my first Neopets account I was in High School in 2006 and I was playing before that. That would explain all my Neopets missing...

I'm a know-nothing civilian on the wrong side of the Internet, but it's always confused me because it seems like insecurity of their own making. If you drove a truck around delivering water to FOBs I'll tell you "hell yeah."

https://rss.xcancel.com/SwiftOnSecurity/status/1959982845319094276#m

Published: August 25, 2025 14:14

I'm a know-nothing civilian on the wrong side of the Internet, but it's always confused me because it seems like insecurity of their own making. If you drove a truck around delivering water to FOBs I'll tell you "hell yeah."ā€¦

RT by @SwiftOnSecurity: Again, not a ā€œTouch & Goā€. Itā€™s a go-around where the wheels touched down, a ā€œboltered landingā€ or a ā€œrejected landingā€. You could call it a ā€œBounced landing to a go-aroundā€. Take your pick. A Touch & Go is a deliberate maneuver that is planned & briefed. You intend to touch down then takeoff again. There is a specific checklist. It requires configuring the aircraft differently than a normal approach & landing (like the runway inhibit switch) and a slightly different procedure from the standard go-around. They do not issue that checklist to line pilots. Line pilots will be in a world of hurt if your Chief Pilot finds out you were out doing touch & gos. We had a checklist in the KC-10, yes, because the military takes a different approach to this & regularly does touch & gos. They are not airlines. Airliners only do touch & gos under specific circumstances, none of which involve paying passengers & are rare. No airline is going to pay the fuel bill for pilots to go do a bunch of touch & gos when they can get that currency in the simulator. They might do touch & gos after heavy maintenance before accepting the jet back into the fleet. You must have a special certification to fly that profile. Line pilots do not have that certification. Maybe the Boeing test pilots will do touch & gos at an airshow to sell jets. Great, thatā€™s not airline operations. Thank you for your attention to this matter of terminology, and my apologies to @Turbinetraveler for hijacking their postā€¦it was just a convenient demonstration.

https://xcancel.com/MCCCANM/status/1959793507931156776#m

Published: August 25, 2025 01:42

Again, not a ā€œTouch & Goā€. Itā€™s a go-around where the wheels touched down, a ā€œboltered landingā€ or a ā€œrejected landingā€. You could call it a ā€œBounced landing to a go-aroundā€. Take your pick. A Touch & Go is a deliberate maneuver that is planned &ā€¦

RT by @SwiftOnSecurity: There are not many infants who need adoption! Only 20-25k infants are adopted/yr. Compare to 433k ppl receiving IVF/year. There are fewer babies now with abortion and easy contraception, far fewer teen births, the state takes much greater effort to keep families together, etc.

https://rss.xcancel.com/StatisticUrban/status/1959764153633284312#m

Published: August 24, 2025 23:45

There are not many infants who need adoption! Only 20-25k infants are adopted/yr. Compare to 433k ppl receiving IVF/year. There are fewer babies now with abortion and easy contraception, far fewer teen births, the state takes much greater effort to keepā€¦

RT by @SwiftOnSecurity: With missiles carrying a ton of HE, with geotech and AI guidance, and Russ air-defences depleted, more of the target is involved and destroyed. NowGasoline in RuSS is rationed and facing critical storage, compressor-stations are gone, and 2nd year of agricultural crisis. 3/x

https://rss.xcancel.com/rgyatso/status/1959762760776274397#m

Published: August 24, 2025 23:40

With missiles carrying a ton of HE, with geotech and AI guidance, and Russ air-defences depleted, more of the target is involved and destroyed. NowGasoline in RuSS is rationed and facing critical storage, compressor-stations are gone, and 2nd year ofā€¦

RT by @SwiftOnSecurity: Early-on the drone attacks were less exact and smaller explosive payloads, often aimed at cracking towers that might be replaced in a month or so, or at storage tanks whose fires could be contained. Now the heavy drones and cruise missiles are a totally different story. 2/n

https://rss.xcancel.com/rgyatso/status/1959761027446505929#m

Published: August 24, 2025 23:33

Early-on the drone attacks were less exact and smaller explosive payloads, often aimed at cracking towers that might be replaced in a month or so, or at storage tanks whose fires could be contained. Now the heavy drones and cruise missiles are a totallyā€¦

RT by @SwiftOnSecurity: Very soon they wonā€™t have any functioning refineries. Russ depended on Western sources for cracking chemicals, catalysts, parts and mechanisms. That ended 3 years ago mostly except for criminal smuggling. Now they rely on less advanced and efficient Chinese processes. 1/n

https://rss.xcancel.com/rgyatso/status/1959760051083915374#m

Published: August 24, 2025 23:29

Very soon they wonā€™t have any functioning refineries. Russ depended on Western sources for cracking chemicals, catalysts, parts and mechanisms. That ended 3 years ago mostly except for criminal smuggling. Now they rely on less advanced and efficientā€¦

I just don't understand how a country under attack has ANY functional refineries. It's my understanding these places explode if you look at them funny, and take a decade to ramp to production. Someone explain.

https://rss.xcancel.com/SwiftOnSecurity/status/1959754604914373026#m

Published: August 24, 2025 23:08

I just don't understand how a country under attack has ANY functional refineries. It's my understanding these places explode if you look at them funny, and take a decade to ramp to production. Someone explain.

RT by @SwiftOnSecurity: A woman on TikTok made a video on how she used a rotisserie chicken over several meals to show how eating healthy doesnā€™t have to be expensive and someone commented to say not everyone has a fridge or bowl and fork.

https://rss.xcancel.com/janesue821/status/1959644237839970381#m

Published: August 24, 2025 15:49

A woman on TikTok made a video on how she used a rotisserie chicken over several meals to show how eating healthy doesnā€™t have to be expensive and someone commented to say not everyone has a fridge or bowl and fork.

RT by @SwiftOnSecurity: This has been my bugbear since first applying for college 10 yrs ago as a Poor. Library SAT/ACT prep books and Khan Academy are free. Extracurriculars and ā€œenriching experiencesā€ generally arenā€™t. Yet somehow the exam is the part of the process most biased to the Poors?

https://rss.xcancel.com/chux1389730/status/1959384186789548367#m

Published: August 23, 2025 22:36

This has been my bugbear since first applying for college 10 yrs ago as a Poor. Library SAT/ACT prep books and Khan Academy are free. Extracurriculars and ā€œenriching experiencesā€ generally arenā€™t. Yet somehow the exam is the part of the process most biasedā€¦

R to @SwiftOnSecurity: Of course, we all pilot our plane. We all are living through the storm clouds of a year unable to be returned to. A pawl falls and so do we in age ā€“ somehow descending as the digits climb. Every day we are flying for the last time.

https://rss.xcancel.com/SwiftOnSecurity/status/1959322158003565004#m

Published: August 23, 2025 18:29

Of course, we all pilot our plane. We all are living through the storm clouds of a year unable to be returned to. A pawl falls and so do we in age ā€“ somehow descending as the digits climb. Every day we are flying for the last time.

Something I think about is the last time an Air Force pilot flies their bird. Because once you're done, you're done. Forever. There is no physical possibility you'll ever experience that again. There's no amount of money nor power. All that you trained for, is now in your past.

https://rss.xcancel.com/SwiftOnSecurity/status/1959315510320837009#m

Published: August 23, 2025 18:03

Something I think about is the last time an Air Force pilot flies their bird. Because once you're done, you're done. Forever. There is no physical possibility you'll ever experience that again. There's no amount of money nor power. All that you trainedā€¦

RT by @SwiftOnSecurity: I have considered the ~2006ish destruction of the History channel, that remade it into the cable equivalent clickbait slop, as a marker of our society's decadence and social decline It never occurred to me it might even be *causal* at least for one key segment of conspiracists

https://rss.xcancel.com/aarmlovi/status/1959261462192439314#m

Published: August 23, 2025 14:28

I have considered the ~2006ish destruction of the History channel, that remade it into the cable equivalent clickbait slop, as a marker of our society's decadence and social decline It never occurred to me it might even be *causal* at least for one keyā€¦

RT by @SwiftOnSecurity: It is often deliberately adulterated with lead chromate for brighter color. Adding toxic substances to food is apparently not considered a big deal in India even if people die. 60 deaths and 3000 sick->2 years apparently https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/1998_Delhi_oil_poisoning

https://rss.xcancel.com/KrishanghArjun/status/1959122918358884552#m

Published: August 23, 2025 05:17

It is often deliberately adulterated with lead chromate for brighter color. Adding toxic substances to food is apparently not considered a big deal in India even if people die. 60 deaths and 3000 sick->2 years apparently en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/1998ā€¦

RT by @SwiftOnSecurity: Better off making operational and menu improvements to CB to keep cash flow while growing Maple Street Biscuit Company as their urban and younger growth vehicle but they didnā€™t do that so here we are.

https://rss.xcancel.com/jasonc_nc/status/1959095544791355694#m

Published: August 23, 2025 03:29

Better off making operational and menu improvements to CB to keep cash flow while growing Maple Street Biscuit Company as their urban and younger growth vehicle but they didnā€™t do that so here we are. rss.xcancel.com/jasonc_nc/status/1958360383804342359#m

If you ever come across deranged diabolically thirsty posts about Taylor Swift, I'm going to break it to you those are not being sent by straight men.

https://rss.xcancel.com/SwiftOnSecurity/status/1959031277061120264#m

Published: August 22, 2025 23:13

If you ever come across deranged diabolically thirsty posts about Taylor Swift, I'm going to break it to you those are not being sent by straight men.

RT by @SwiftOnSecurity: It šŸ’Æ disgusts me how every environment I walk into windows BYOD is enabled. Might be the biggest security gap I see regularly.

https://rss.xcancel.com/m0bilej0n/status/1959028681885851830#m

Published: August 22, 2025 23:03

It šŸ’Æ disgusts me how every environment I walk into windows BYOD is enabled. Might be the biggest security gap I see regularly.

Why did The Grand Tour end? Richard Hammond: We're old Jeremy Clarkson: Because the security guarantees and stability of Pax Americana did

https://rss.xcancel.com/SwiftOnSecurity/status/1959020958939062351#m

Published: August 22, 2025 22:32

Why did The Grand Tour end? Richard Hammond: We're old Jeremy Clarkson: Because the security guarantees and stability of Pax Americana did