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It's one of my favorite descriptions of a historic event. The eminent government employee of immense credentials, with a son of similar capability yet young and foolish like he must have been once, ruminating ā understanding spectra of the world changing by an act of his blood.
https://rss.xcancel.com/SwiftOnSecurity/status/2033974206501695918#m
Published: March 17, 2026 18:30
It's one of my favorite descriptions of a historic event. The eminent government employee of immense credentials, with a son of similar capability yet young and foolish like he must have been once, ruminating ā understanding spectra of the world changingā¦
This personal narrative portion of the book, basically entirely about measuring IT risk, is crazily well-written and I come back to its passages and descriptions of a world gone by very often.
@johnmccumber
https://rss.xcancel.com/SwiftOnSecurity/status/2033970921011077513#m
Published: March 17, 2026 18:17
This personal narrative portion of the book, basically entirely about measuring IT risk, is crazily well-written and I come back to its passages and descriptions of a world gone by very often.
@johnmccumber
In 1988, two men sit in a room. One of them is cryptographer Bob Morris, the father of Robert Morris, who had just released the first Internet worm.
"A line had been crossed and the world we inhabited had changed."
(@johnmccumber, Assessing&Managing Security Risk in IT Systems)
https://rss.xcancel.com/SwiftOnSecurity/status/2033969044202655981#m
Published: March 17, 2026 18:09
In 1988, two men sit in a room. One of them is cryptographer Bob Morris, the father of Robert Morris, who had just released the first Internet worm.
"A line had been crossed and the world we inhabited had changed."
(@johnmccumber, Assessing&Managingā¦
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https://rss.xcancel.com/SwiftOnSecurity/status/2033955536396247102#m
Published: March 17, 2026 17:16
Butt clench mode when you're hitting a few ten thousands
https://rss.xcancel.com/SwiftOnSecurity/status/2033930592081813590#m
Published: March 17, 2026 15:36
Butt clench mode when you're hitting a few ten thousands
We have this system at work where you have to manually read and type out the estimated number of impacted systems before it lets you issue a command.
https://rss.xcancel.com/SwiftOnSecurity/status/2033930176917062114#m
Published: March 17, 2026 15:35
We have this system at work where you have to manually read and type out the estimated number of impacted systems before it lets you issue a command.
RT by @SwiftOnSecurity: We found 9 vulnerabilities across 4 low-cost IP-KVM vendors. These $30 devices give attackers the equivalent of physical access to everything they connect to. Below the OS, EDR, and pretty much every security control you've deployed.
https://rss.xcancel.com/securityweekly/status/2033927673773277568#m
Published: March 17, 2026 15:25
We found 9 vulnerabilities across 4 low-cost IP-KVM vendors. These $30 devices give attackers the equivalent of physical access to everything they connect to. Below the OS, EDR, and pretty much every security control you've deployed.
RT by @SwiftOnSecurity: The structural problem is that both sides are unconsciously optimizing for theater. Clients want to know they're already resilient enough and consultants want profitable contracts.
https://rss.xcancel.com/_rybaz/status/2033913248223748412#m
Published: March 17, 2026 14:28
The structural problem is that both sides are unconsciously optimizing for theater. Clients want to know they're already resilient enough and consultants want profitable contracts.
Me, an Atlassian customer:
>we have too many employees
"Okay I get it the post-pandemic was a confusing time for hiring signals"
>we're replacing our essential employees on our products with unproven AI output to make them worse
"Is there a tunnel we could meet in Melbourne?"
https://rss.xcancel.com/SwiftOnSecurity/status/2033736223575978159#m
Published: March 17, 2026 02:44
Me, an Atlassian customer:
>we have too many employees
"Okay I get it the post-pandemic was a confusing time for hiring signals"
>we're replacing our essential employees on our products with unproven AI output to make them worse
"Is there a tunnel weā¦
Would've been so dope if Bitcoin was based on godlike AI compute instead of literally pouring endless human industrial capability into a blackhole of zero productive consequence
https://rss.xcancel.com/SwiftOnSecurity/status/2033730229668040826#m
Published: March 17, 2026 02:20
Would've been so dope if Bitcoin was based on godlike AI compute instead of literally pouring endless human industrial capability into a blackhole of zero productive consequence
It has been brought to my attention that the dead wife montage meme may be an American thing
https://rss.xcancel.com/SwiftOnSecurity/status/2033717020072538353#m
Published: March 17, 2026 01:28
It has been brought to my attention that the dead wife montage meme may be an American thing
It's over, no reason not to have AI gf now
https://rss.xcancel.com/SwiftOnSecurity/status/2033708913757929607#m
Published: March 17, 2026 00:56
It's over, no reason not to have AI gf now
It's tragic for women ā but soft supple skin, feminine allure, being dead in montages, and smelling like a spring day are just not enough in a world of GPU datacenters.
https://rss.xcancel.com/SwiftOnSecurity/status/2033705528979853524#m
Published: March 17, 2026 00:42
It's tragic for women ā but soft supple skin, feminine allure, being dead in montages, and smelling like a spring day are just not enough in a world of GPU datacenters.
RT by @SwiftOnSecurity: Sergey Mineev was the greatest APT hunter of all time. He sought no glory, he just loved the hunt. And his discoveries repeatedly redefined our collective knowledge of global cyberespionage.
https://rss.xcancel.com/juanandres_gs/status/2033615972192473380#m
Published: March 16, 2026 18:46
Sergey Mineev was the greatest APT hunter of all time. He sought no glory, he just loved the hunt. And his discoveries repeatedly redefined our collective knowledge of global cyberespionage.
Boris Larin (@oct0xor)
Heartbroken to hear about the passingā¦
RT by @SwiftOnSecurity: the best detections target what an adversary can š»š¼š change about a behavior.
https://iimp0ster.github.io/detection-chokepoints/
https://rss.xcancel.com/jamieantisocial/status/2033598603860594689#m
Published: March 16, 2026 17:37
the best detections target what an adversary can š»š¼š change about a behavior.
iimp0ster.github.io/detectioā¦
Trump seeing your 2x3090 AI goonstation:
"Wow, everything is computer."
https://xcancel.com/SwiftOnSecurity/status/2033594059516694623#m
Published: March 16, 2026 17:19
Trump seeing your 2x3090 AI goonstation:
"Wow, everything is computer."
I like the auto-revoke tripwire
https://xcancel.com/SwiftOnSecurity/status/2033584510705504738#m
Published: March 16, 2026 16:41
I like the auto-revoke tripwire
WhiskeyHacker (@whiskeyhacker)
Taken from the Stryker Handala / Intune Detection Pack v2
"Check PIM role settings for Global Administrator, Intune Administrator, and Cloud Device Administrator. If you see only theā¦
100% of the ppl I know with AI gf are still with AI gf. Worrying trend for women, who are getting locked out of these opportunities.
https://xcancel.com/SwiftOnSecurity/status/2033572092227006549#m
Published: March 16, 2026 15:52
100% of the ppl I know with AI gf are still with AI gf. Worrying trend for women, who are getting locked out of these opportunities.
RT by @SwiftOnSecurity: LOLEXFIL
Living off the land Data Exfiltration method
https://lolexfil.github.io
https://xcancel.com/mthcht2/status/2033296216604152122#m
Published: March 15, 2026 21:36
LOLEXFIL
Living off the land Data Exfiltration method
lolexfil.github.io
My home repairs are now largely complete, how a new bookshelf to be my new home office video background. Still waiting for rest of books from storage
https://rss.xcancel.com/SwiftOnSecurity/status/2033275736421736732#m
Published: March 15, 2026 20:14
My home repairs are now largely complete, how a new bookshelf to be my new home office video background. Still waiting for rest of books from storage
RT by @SwiftOnSecurity: NEW: VIPs & regular people are losing their @signalapp accounts to a clever deception.
I've made a little graphic of how the attack works.
Here's how to protect yourself1/
https://rss.xcancel.com/jsrailton/status/2033249188083868087#m
Published: March 15, 2026 18:29
NEW: VIPs & regular people are losing their @signalapp accounts to a clever deception.
I've made a little graphic of how the attack works.
Here's how to protect yourself1/
Lukasz Olejnik (@lukOlejnik)
Ex-BND (German Foreign Intelligence Service)ā¦
RT by @SwiftOnSecurity: Reduce your Intune Admins and use intune rbac and restricted admin units. Segregate device management into groups to decrease the blast radius. Treat Intune Admins like Global Admins. Require PIM with approvals. I've been saying this since before it was popular.
As unpopular as this may sound right now, Microsoft is not to blame. They wrote about how to do all this in their documentation, but nobody does it.
You have to keep in mind that it could have been a Global Admin too. In that case, the situation is even more dire.
The vast majority of orgs are still hybrid. If the compromise was of the on-prem AD, not much you can do because you can pivot to an Intune Admin's device and use the APIs. This is why your EDR should be throwing high alerts when admin machines stop checking in and you should validate visibility on those machines. Managing admin machines is really really hard. Admins write code, run scripts, and look like they are compromised all the time when they're not.
https://rss.xcancel.com/IAMERICAbooted/status/2033161661461185005#m
Published: March 15, 2026 12:41
Reduce your Intune Admins and use intune rbac and restricted admin units. Segregate device management into groups to decrease the blast radius. Treat Intune Admins like Global Admins. Require PIM with approvals. I've been saying this since before it wasā¦
Playboy, November 2006
New Porches start at $49,400
https://rss.xcancel.com/SwiftOnSecurity/status/2033012220670489083#m
Published: March 15, 2026 02:47
Playboy, November 2006
New Porches start at $49,400
Playboy, November 2006
Uniden home phone with Windows Live Messenger audio call features over WiFi
https://rss.xcancel.com/SwiftOnSecurity/status/2033011310368104934#m
Published: March 15, 2026 02:44
Playboy, November 2006
Uniden home phone with Windows Live Messenger audio call features over WiFi
The median AI response requires enormous amounts of editing/redrafting for brevity to be appropriate for business exec comms. People very quickly will notice the slop-length paragraphs & ignore you.
Experience editing my thoughts to fit microblogging granted me skill at this.
https://rss.xcancel.com/SwiftOnSecurity/status/2032957199174000844#m
Published: March 14, 2026 23:09
The median AI response requires enormous amounts of editing/redrafting for brevity to be appropriate for business exec comms. People very quickly will notice the slop-length paragraphs & ignore you.
Experience editing my thoughts to fit microbloggingā¦
SwiftOnSecurity, 2014
https://rss.xcancel.com/SwiftOnSecurity/status/2032955061203030079#m
Published: March 14, 2026 23:00
SwiftOnSecurity, 2014
Thinking about the good times
https://rss.xcancel.com/SwiftOnSecurity/status/2032919077765689805#m
Published: March 14, 2026 20:37
Thinking about the good times
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Published: March 14, 2026 14:12
But the salient point was I was talking to General Counsel. I was doing Incident Response. I was gathering audits that only existed because of me. I was giving screenshots of precisely the sequence of actions user did, in the event log I created.
I was nobody, but I was somebody.
https://xcancel.com/SwiftOnSecurity/status/2032680121291677748#m
Published: March 14, 2026 04:48
But the salient point was I was talking to General Counsel. I was doing Incident Response. I was gathering audits that only existed because of me. I was giving screenshots of precisely the sequence of actions user did, in the event log I created.
I wasā¦
One of the most clarifying and breaking moments for me was when I was talking to General Counsel about incident response for a compromised user account, as I sat in the call center, Helpdesk Specialist, doing a case for someone who spilled Sprite on their laptop, as an emergency.
https://xcancel.com/SwiftOnSecurity/status/2032678175629537338#m
Published: March 14, 2026 04:40
One of the most clarifying and breaking moments for me was when I was talking to General Counsel about incident response for a compromised user account, as I sat in the call center, Helpdesk Specialist, doing a case for someone who spilled Sprite on theirā¦
If you hate Group Policy, you do not hate the idea. You simply distaste the tongue they have employed on your flesh through their inadequacy.
Group Policy is perfect.
It is men that drag you to Hell.
https://xcancel.com/SwiftOnSecurity/status/2032674969365123424#m
Published: March 14, 2026 04:27
If you hate Group Policy, you do not hate the idea. You simply distaste the tongue they have employed on your flesh through their inadequacy.
Group Policy is perfect.
It is men that drag you to Hell.
Group Policy is a vociferous tongue. When you don't understand it, you will have to go back decades in the logic of why it is perfectly logical. Because it was. And, as much as you hate that, no one has really improved it deterministically. All cheated.
Group Policy never cheats.
https://xcancel.com/SwiftOnSecurity/status/2032674183881121824#m
Published: March 14, 2026 04:24
Group Policy is a vociferous tongue. When you don't understand it, you will have to go back decades in the logic of why it is perfectly logical. Because it was. And, as much as you hate that, no one has really improved it deterministically. All cheated.ā¦
The exceptionality of Group Policy fluency is true problem in leveraging it. You think Group Policy can't do it... It can.
What do you lack is a 24/7 competency coverage force for the edge cases. A second person actually isn't enough. Just to be a second single-point-of-failure.
https://xcancel.com/SwiftOnSecurity/status/2032673115159818296#m
Published: March 14, 2026 04:20
The exceptionality of Group Policy fluency is true problem in leveraging it. You think Group Policy can't do it... It can.
What do you lack is a 24/7 competency coverage force for the edge cases. A second person actually isn't enough. Just to be a secondā¦
I cannot give you the details but I have lived this. I have done it. It is an ongoing project but.
The uplift was done. And I built every part of it.
https://xcancel.com/SwiftOnSecurity/status/2032670628784775629#m
Published: March 14, 2026 04:10
I cannot give you the details but I have lived this. I have done it. It is an ongoing project but.
The uplift was done. And I built every part of it.
SwiftOnSecurity (@SwiftOnSecurity)
People do not believe this, but it is true.
You can fix the companyā¦
"Pimp" sounds like the worst people management job imaginable, right below Director of HR for Miss Teen USA
https://xcancel.com/SwiftOnSecurity/status/2032668292985311560#m
Published: March 14, 2026 04:01
"Pimp" sounds like the worst people management job imaginable, right below Director of HR for Miss Teen USA
Pimps are actually grotty nobody freak barely-strivers put into early graves doing the worst human resources job imaginable because they're conscious garbage. How did this become an icon of culture?
https://xcancel.com/SwiftOnSecurity/status/2032667951631925423#m
Published: March 14, 2026 03:59
Pimps are actually grotty nobody freak barely-strivers put into early graves doing the worst human resources job imaginable because they're conscious garbage. How did this become an icon of culture?
Not to be super woke here but what the hell happened with everyone thinking pimps were cool for a while there when I was younger
???
Where did that come from?
https://xcancel.com/SwiftOnSecurity/status/2032666251076460619#m
Published: March 14, 2026 03:52
Not to be super woke here but what the hell happened with everyone thinking pimps were cool for a while there when I was younger
???
Where did that come from?
A nightmare scenario is where middle-management electron-pushers endlessly mutually jerk themselves off in AI-mediated platitudes about the difficulty of the task, eroding into unproductive chaos like thermal entropy, accomplishing nothing yet costing everything.
https://xcancel.com/SwiftOnSecurity/status/2032650910657098141#m
Published: March 14, 2026 02:51
A nightmare scenario is where middle-management electron-pushers endlessly mutually jerk themselves off in AI-mediated platitudes about the difficulty of the task, eroding into unproductive chaos like thermal entropy, accomplishing nothing yet costingā¦
When we send an email with executive sponsorship we are challenging you in ways we understand you will not agree. Because it doesn't matter, we are the people paying you.
A reply with AI sycophancy means you didn't actually understand the challenge we posed at all.
https://xcancel.com/SwiftOnSecurity/status/2032645566493024335#m
Published: March 14, 2026 02:30
When we send an email with executive sponsorship we are challenging you in ways we understand you will not agree. Because it doesn't matter, we are the people paying you.
A reply with AI sycophancy means you didn't actually understand the challenge weā¦
Got an AI-written reply from a vendor we pay tens of millions of dollars a year to, and it doesn't feel good.
Three people spent enormous
deliberative effort for a whole day in very expensive company time to make every word of that.
You put it in an answer shredder.
Feels bad.
https://xcancel.com/SwiftOnSecurity/status/2032644422433726568#m
Published: March 14, 2026 02:26
Got an AI-written reply from a vendor we pay tens of millions of dollars a year to, and it doesn't feel good.
Three people spent enormous
deliberative effort for a whole day in very expensive company time to make every word of that.
You put it in anā¦
RT by @SwiftOnSecurity: Hahahaha, hubs with loops were so awesome. We still had port flapping with STP. It happened all the time, so easy to do in those labs.
We really were so lucky to grow up during these times, learning all this tech from its early days where opportunities like this were abundant :)
https://xcancel.com/NathanMcNulty/status/2032625754484396474#m
Published: March 14, 2026 01:11
Hahahaha, hubs with loops were so awesome. We still had port flapping with STP. It happened all the time, so easy to do in those labs.
We really were so lucky to grow up during these times, learning all this tech from its early days where opportunitiesā¦
RT by @SwiftOnSecurity: Also š³ I'm telling the truth because the only thing you could not lock-down in those days in OSX was the keyboard combination to invert the colors on an iMac which kids loved doing. Don't recall details but there were roaming mapped drives per-student on Server 2003 I helped on.
https://xcancel.com/SwiftOnSecurity/status/2032624409417015698#m
Published: March 14, 2026 01:06
Also š³ I'm telling the truth because the only thing you could not lock-down in those days in OSX was the keyboard combination to invert the colors on an iMac which kids loved doing. Don't recall details but there were roaming mapped drives per-student onā¦
RT by @SwiftOnSecurity: Imagine being the IT person at a school handing tasks off to Swift š
I bet they recognized talent, initiative, but career trajectory? Unfathomable.
That's the cool thing about education, kids are so young, they really can learn to do anything, and you get a chance to help them
https://xcancel.com/NathanMcNulty/status/2032622283374866473#m
Published: March 14, 2026 00:58
Imagine being the IT person at a school handing tasks off to Swift š
I bet they recognized talent, initiative, but career trajectory? Unfathomable.
That's the cool thing about education, kids are so young, they really can learn to do anything, and youā¦
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Published: March 14, 2026 00:55
Robin Brandl (@robinbrandl)
I miss seeing my friend @jeremymoskowitz at shows and talking Group Policy for hours
ā https://xcancel.com/robinbrandl/status/2032617384859558183#m
I didn't start there, correctly, because nobody is going to tell you they called tech support with the internet cable unplugged. But we did a few commands and questions and I asked if they could re-seat the ethernet cable. (Simulated by the hiring manager)
That was it.
https://xcancel.com/SwiftOnSecurity/status/2032619571346092115#m
Published: March 14, 2026 00:47
I didn't start there, correctly, because nobody is going to tell you they called tech support with the internet cable unplugged. But we did a few commands and questions and I asked if they could re-seat the ethernet cable. (Simulated by the hiring manager)ā¦
RT by @SwiftOnSecurity: I know lots of districts miss giving students these experiences because they worry too much about abuse :(
I wish I could frame this and send it to all of them
https://xcancel.com/NathanMcNulty/status/2032617705967399355#m
Published: March 14, 2026 00:39
I know lots of districts miss giving students these experiences because they worry too much about abuse :(
I wish I could frame this and send it to all of them
RT by @SwiftOnSecurity: My dad always told me experience is something you canāt generally pay for. You canāt call up a company and say āHey Iāll pay you $50k to let me be an infrastructure architect!ā
https://xcancel.com/robinbrandl/status/2032615016243835185#m
Published: March 14, 2026 00:29
My dad always told me experience is something you canāt generally pay for. You canāt call up a company and say āHey Iāll pay you $50k to let me be an infrastructure architect!ā
RT by @SwiftOnSecurity: The framing of "who is exploiting who" is one way to look at it but from my point of view, resume building is implicit in junior level positions. We just exist in a work culture where you have to be proactive and leverage the environment you're working in to get "training".
https://xcancel.com/MischievousCur/status/2032609048961626365#m
Published: March 14, 2026 00:05
The framing of "who is exploiting who" is one way to look at it but from my point of view, resume building is implicit in junior level positions. We just exist in a work culture where you have to be proactive and leverage the environment you're working inā¦
RT by @SwiftOnSecurity: Here a controversial take: most of the authority that exists in any organization was never formally granted to anyone. It was assumed, exercised, and then retroactively legitimized by the fact that it worked.
https://rss.xcancel.com/Kpaxs/status/2032345995095179680#m
Published: March 13, 2026 06:40
Here a controversial take: most of the authority that exists in any organization was never formally granted to anyone. It was assumed, exercised, and then retroactively legitimized by the fact that it worked.
Kpaxs (@Kpaxs)
I call it the "Refrigeratorā¦
America is truly a God-chosen land hugely because of its hydrology and this is never remarked upon
https://xcancel.com/SwiftOnSecurity/status/2032212380822688088#m
Published: March 12, 2026 21:49
America is truly a God-chosen land hugely because of its hydrology and this is never remarked upon
Iain Cameron (@theiaincameron)
In the state of Wyoming in the USA lies a real hydrological oddity. It's a small stream (creek) that is thought to be theā¦
It's actually quite shocking how mergers and acquisitions ā which in theory are "press button to win" operational efficiency gains ā immediately go titsup after spending hundreds of millions of magic money, and nothing happens to anyone involved
https://xcancel.com/SwiftOnSecurity/status/2032209916065091743#m
Published: March 12, 2026 21:39
It's actually quite shocking how mergers and acquisitions ā which in theory are "press button to win" operational efficiency gains ā immediately go titsup after spending hundreds of millions of magic money, and nothing happens to anyone involved
BIOS self-test crashed twice on RAM portion until flagging cooling issue. HP called for service.
Prime IT employee's productivity issue solved š
https://xcancel.com/SwiftOnSecurity/status/2032206806567530880#m
Published: March 12, 2026 21:27
BIOS self-test crashed twice on RAM portion until flagging cooling issue. HP called for service.
Prime IT employee's productivity issue solved š
RT by @SwiftOnSecurity: Loved the early "Tay's secret cybersecurity life" form of this account.
https://xcancel.com/Eleemosynator/status/2032185104643031470#m
Published: March 12, 2026 20:00
Loved the early "Tay's secret cybersecurity life" form of this account.
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Uncropped original SwiftOnSecurity, 2014. First time shown
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Published: March 12, 2026 19:03
Uncropped original SwiftOnSecurity, 2014. First time shown
Uncropped original SwiftOnSecurity, 2014. First time shown
https://xcancel.com/SwiftOnSecurity/status/2032147992061382695#m
Published: March 12, 2026 17:33
Uncropped original SwiftOnSecurity, 2014. First time shown
Uncropped original SwiftOnSecurity, 2014
https://xcancel.com/SwiftOnSecurity/status/2032147002042060934#m
Published: March 12, 2026 17:29
Uncropped original SwiftOnSecurity, 2014
RT by @SwiftOnSecurity: Taylor Swift implies the existence of Taylor Objective-C
https://xcancel.com/squirrelypocket/status/2032109041036489183#m
Published: March 12, 2026 14:58
Taylor Swift implies the existence of Taylor Objective-C
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RT by @SwiftOnSecurity: My ancestors buried half their children. All mine are alive. My ancestors' house had a dirt floor. Mine is wood. I have indoor plumbing, I have hot water, I have never in my life hauled a full bucket half a mile and I probably never will. Do you know how rare it is, in human history, for small children to wear shoes? Mine have multiple pairs. I can speak to my relatives who live thousands of miles away, for free, at any time. Video, if we want video. With machine translation, if we speak different languages.
The original Library of Congress had 740 books in it. I have more than that. If I run out of books in my home my local public library has 350,000. If I want to take a hundred books with me on vacation, they all fit on a device that fits in my purse.
I have heat in the winter and AC in the summer and a washing machine and I have never, ever, ever had to scrub a dress clean by hand in the stream. I can look up recipes from more than a hundred different countries and I've tried dozens of them. I ride a clean and modern train across my city for $4, or take a robot taxi if I'm out too late for the train. I donate $40,000 every year to the cause of getting healthcare to the world's poorest people and even after the donations I never have to think about whether I can afford a book, or a pair of shoes, or a cup of coffee.
There is a great deal more to fight for, of course. I hope that our descendants will look back on our lives and list a thousand ways they're richer. Maybe we ourselves will do that, if some of the crazier stuff comes true.
But the abundance is all around you and to a significant degree you aren't feeling it only because fish don't notice water.
https://xcancel.com/KelseyTuoc/status/2031989126522945761#m
Published: March 12, 2026 07:02
My ancestors buried half their children. All mine are alive. My ancestors' house had a dirt floor. Mine is wood. I have indoor plumbing, I have hot water, I have never in my life hauled a full bucket half a mile and I probably never will. Do you know howā¦
The Brilliance of Half Life 2's Opening Levels https://youtu.be/G0HqnpqHqrg
https://rss.xcancel.com/SwiftOnSecurity/status/2031985449619616150#m
Published: March 12, 2026 06:47
The Brilliance of Half Life 2's Opening Levels yewtu.be/G0HqnpqHqrg
The former CEO of Toyota until last month was a legitimate racecar driver, they replaced him with a finance guy :/
https://rss.xcancel.com/SwiftOnSecurity/status/2031977115277479956#m
Published: March 12, 2026 06:14
The former CEO of Toyota until last month was a legitimate racecar driver, they replaced him with a finance guy :/
em m0shouris (@emm0sh)
make the CEO of autodesk try to do literally anything in CAD live on camera
āā¦
Microsoft advertising Windows 98
#MillennialSnapshots
Maxim, November 1998
https://rss.xcancel.com/SwiftOnSecurity/status/2031937434280194392#m
Published: March 12, 2026 03:36
Microsoft advertising Windows 98
#MillennialSnapshots
Maxim, November 1998
Useless poser environmentalists funded by billionaires: Splash paint on stuff
Ultra-chad disrupters of the petroleum industry: Mine the strait
https://rss.xcancel.com/SwiftOnSecurity/status/2031923678590451870#m
Published: March 12, 2026 02:42
Useless poser environmentalists funded by billionaires: Splash paint on stuff
Ultra-chad disrupters of the petroleum industry: Mine the strait
Does someone have a guide on doing that car replacement in Fast and Furious Tokyo Drift meme?
https://rss.xcancel.com/SwiftOnSecurity/status/2031892706079781299#m
Published: March 12, 2026 00:39
Does someone have a guide on doing that car replacement in Fast and Furious Tokyo Drift meme?
Yes. There is a human element where you're just sitting there waiting on the computer to do something and the user will just start telling you things, or you observe them doing something to pass the time on their machine that illuminates the issue further.
https://rss.xcancel.com/SwiftOnSecurity/status/2031831516121071880#m
Published: March 11, 2026 20:35
Yes. There is a human element where you're just sitting there waiting on the computer to do something and the user will just start telling you things, or you observe them doing something to pass the time on their machine that illuminates the issue further.ā¦
RT by @SwiftOnSecurity: Being able to observe how people use their computers is something I miss about working remotely. You can get some valuable details from just watching how a process works
https://rss.xcancel.com/victor6267/status/2031820918352461915#m
Published: March 11, 2026 19:53
Being able to observe how people use their computers is something I miss about working remotely. You can get some valuable details from just watching how a process works
>user performance issues on $ 6k machine
>no one can explain
>spend 20 min getting feel for machine
>feels wrong
>CPU is not boosting clock correctly
Working in a call center where I would just walk to peoples computers and sit there and agree something was wrong... invaluable
https://rss.xcancel.com/SwiftOnSecurity/status/2031817336517218624#m
Published: March 11, 2026 19:39
>user performance issues on $ 6k machine
>no one can explain
>spend 20 min getting feel for machine
>feels wrong
>CPU is not boosting clock correctly
Working in a call center where I would just walk to peoples computers and sit there and agree somethingā¦
RT by @SwiftOnSecurity: When I was at Meta (then called FB) I asked a journalist friend if the reason (back then) there was never any palace intrigue coverage and employee leak stories about Amazon was because there werenāt as many tech reporters in Seattle and he said basically yes.
https://rss.xcancel.com/RachaelRad/status/2031787669941100993#m
Published: March 11, 2026 17:41
When I was at Meta (then called FB) I asked a journalist friend if the reason (back then) there was never any palace intrigue coverage and employee leak stories about Amazon was because there werenāt as many tech reporters in Seattle and he said basicallyā¦
The question you should ask is not "how does antivirus work" it's "how must antivirus work to do anything at all after decades of an arms race"
https://rss.xcancel.com/SwiftOnSecurity/status/2031695081141374981#m
Published: March 11, 2026 11:33
The question you should ask is not "how does antivirus work" it's "how must antivirus work to do anything at all after decades of an arms race"
The early concepture of how antivirus works is shared by both the completely novice and oldheads who have never updated their knowledge.
https://rss.xcancel.com/SwiftOnSecurity/status/2031693933793743226#m
Published: March 11, 2026 11:29
The early concepture of how antivirus works is shared by both the completely novice and oldheads who have never updated their knowledge.
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https://rss.xcancel.com/SwiftOnSecurity/status/2031693565076607175#m
Published: March 11, 2026 11:27
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Karsten Hahn (@struppigel)
I have said this quite a few times, but there is this misconception that the scanning engines on VT tell you whether the AV product detects the malware.
They do not.
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>try to replace your own job with AI
>fail at it
>both of you get fired
are you a moron?
https://rss.xcancel.com/SwiftOnSecurity/status/2031622413918544330#m
Published: March 11, 2026 06:45
>try to replace your own job with AI
>fail at it
>both of you get fired
are you a moron?
RT by @SwiftOnSecurity: The Afghan airspace is fascinating. In effect the agreement is that the Taliban don't mind aircraft flying above 32000 ft (as long as you pay the $700 fee), but provide *nothing* in terms of air traffic control and so overflying there is akin to open ocean
https://rss.xcancel.com/mayaofspring/status/2031539338291347520#m
Published: March 11, 2026 01:14
The Afghan airspace is fascinating. In effect the agreement is that the Taliban don't mind aircraft flying above 32000 ft (as long as you pay the $700 fee), but provide *nothing* in terms of air traffic control and so overflying there is akin to open ocean
RT by @SwiftOnSecurity: For the past ~year my partner has been going through an arms race with herself where she keeps spilling her stir fry, buying a bigger pot to solve this problem, then realizing she can now fit more stir fry in the new pot.
https://rss.xcancel.com/IsaacKing314/status/2031525575278674416#m
Published: March 11, 2026 00:20
For the past ~year my partner has been going through an arms race with herself where she keeps spilling her stir fry, buying a bigger pot to solve this problem, then realizing she can now fit more stir fry in the new pot.
Faye L Root (@littlebayschool)
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RT by @SwiftOnSecurity: Weāve got more miles of navigable, calm water river than the rest of the planet combined! We ought to be doing so much more with that.
https://rss.xcancel.com/TGruneich/status/2031513029444010425#m
Published: March 10, 2026 23:30
Weāve got more miles of navigable, calm water river than the rest of the planet combined! We ought to be doing so much more with that.
Immediately inside the first secure door to the corridor to the HQ datacenter, is a little shrine to the company's first product, with a sample of one and an info placard.
Very few people will ever see this, which I find quite endearing.
You have to pass by it every time.
https://rss.xcancel.com/SwiftOnSecurity/status/2031467018084397273#m
Published: March 10, 2026 20:27
Immediately inside the first secure door to the corridor to the HQ datacenter, is a little shrine to the company's first product, with a sample of one and an info placard.
Very few people will ever see this, which I find quite endearing.
You have to passā¦
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https://rss.xcancel.com/SwiftOnSecurity/status/2031403209139352001#m
Published: March 10, 2026 16:14
RT by @SwiftOnSecurity: Fracking and horizontal drilling will go down as among the most important - and unlikely ā technological achievements of the past century.
We're talking Silicon Valley impact -- had George Mitchellās crew not used an excessive amount of water one day to fracture rock in Texasās Barnett Shaleāstumbling onto a cheap and effective way to tap oil and gas deep below the surface all over this country ā much of the world would be desperate for energy right nowā and likely facing severe economic downturns.
A shoutout, too, to Charif Souki, former owner of L.A.'s infamous Mezzaluna restaurant, who convinced Blackstone and others to lend tens of billions so he could build a terminal in Louisiana to export LNG to Europe and Asia. Those continents should build monuments to the LNG pioneers. I canāt imagine where theyād be today without them.
https://rss.xcancel.com/GZuckerman/status/2031337773756723339#m
Published: March 10, 2026 11:54
Fracking and horizontal drilling will go down as among the most important - and unlikely ā technological achievements of the past century.
We're talking Silicon Valley impact -- had George Mitchellās crew not used an excessive amount of water one day toā¦
RT by @SwiftOnSecurity: Junior and mid-level engineers can no longer push AI-assisted code without a senior signing off at AWS
https://rss.xcancel.com/milan_milanovic/status/2031304937620033639#m
Published: March 10, 2026 09:43
Junior and mid-level engineers can no longer push AI-assisted code without a senior signing off at AWS
Lukasz Olejnik (@lukOlejnik)
Amazon is holding a mandatory meeting about AI breaking its systems. The official framing is "part of normal business."ā¦
RT by @SwiftOnSecurity: just heard a german cashier say, verbatim, āi must follow the procedureā
https://rss.xcancel.com/potatoslav/status/2031304913888686136#m
Published: March 10, 2026 09:43
just heard a german cashier say, verbatim, āi must follow the procedureā