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we have a detached garage with a deep freezer in there. When my 16 yo goes outside towards the garage I like to refer to it as "he's forging for food like his ancestors". He doesn't find it amusing.

https://xcancel.com/dadmann_walking/status/1962312913940574630#m

Published: September 1, 2025 00:33

we have a detached garage with a deep freezer in there. When my 16 yo goes outside towards the garage I like to refer to it as "he's forging for food like his ancestors". He doesn't find it amusing.

someone told me the other night that they think the kitchen is a waste of space in a house while I had my mouth full of Doritos. I've never been so offended and ashamed.

https://xcancel.com/dadmann_walking/status/1962302207539179894#m

Published: August 31, 2025 23:51

someone told me the other night that they think the kitchen is a waste of space in a house while I had my mouth full of Doritos. I've never been so offended and ashamed.

RT by @dadmann_walking: How did we get to a place of everyone videoing themselves telling their life story, while putting on makeup?

https://xcancel.com/sarcasticmommy4/status/1962268727824847126#m

Published: August 31, 2025 21:38

How did we get to a place of everyone videoing themselves telling their life story, while putting on makeup?

RT by @dadmann_walking: The nap you take on Sunday afternoon of Labor Day weekend when you are tired from Saturday but not already dreading work tomorrow is THE NAP.

https://xcancel.com/simoncholland/status/1962266332948271137#m

Published: August 31, 2025 21:28

The nap you take on Sunday afternoon of Labor Day weekend when you are tired from Saturday but not already dreading work tomorrow is THE NAP.

RT by @dadmann_walking: My 7yo is tasting the chicken nuggets at this Mexican restaurant like heā€™s sampling a Michelin star menu.

https://xcancel.com/oneawkwardmom/status/1962266177847099852#m

Published: August 31, 2025 21:28

My 7yo is tasting the chicken nuggets at this Mexican restaurant like heā€™s sampling a Michelin star menu.

RT by @dadmann_walking: When they say listen to your body but all my body wants is an iced coffee, an ikea haul, and a 3 day nap.

https://xcancel.com/oneawkwardmom/status/1962172431860113510#m

Published: August 31, 2025 15:15

When they say listen to your body but all my body wants is an iced coffee, an ikea haul, and a 3 day nap.

RT by @dadmann_walking: Ever since I was a little girl I dreamed of buying a fixer-upper that smells like cat pee for close to a million dollars because California is stupid.

https://rss.xcancel.com/difficultpatty/status/1961894038485037397#m

Published: August 30, 2025 20:49

Ever since I was a little girl I dreamed of buying a fixer-upper that smells like cat pee for close to a million dollars because California is stupid.

RT by @dadmann_walking: Cherry Coke should be available as a fountain drink option in more fast food restaurant establishments.

https://rss.xcancel.com/Camel_Crushin/status/1961873072367305147#m

Published: August 30, 2025 19:26

Cherry Coke should be available as a fountain drink option in more fast food restaurant establishments.

RT by @dadmann_walking: My 9yo and his friend are making a smoothie, how scared should I be to go in the kitchen when they're done

https://rss.xcancel.com/deloisivete/status/1961867030187180075#m

Published: August 30, 2025 19:02

My 9yo and his friend are making a smoothie, how scared should I be to go in the kitchen when they're done

RT by @dadmann_walking: i ordered groceries for pick up added paper towel, then saw it was cheaper to buy two smaller packs but i forgot to remove the first one the young man brought the order to my car i stood tall and thanked him and i left him to wonder why on earth i need all those rolls

https://rss.xcancel.com/mom_tho/status/1961863931149893653#m

Published: August 30, 2025 18:49

i ordered groceries for pick up added paper towel, then saw it was cheaper to buy two smaller packs but i forgot to remove the first one the young man brought the order to my car i stood tall and thanked him and i left him to wonder why on earth i needā€¦

RT by @dadmann_walking: Accidentally ordered two boxes of tampons from Costco, now all of a sudden Iā€™m the woman in a math problem with 200 tampons.

https://rss.xcancel.com/oneawkwardmom/status/1961860081785471144#m

Published: August 30, 2025 18:34

Accidentally ordered two boxes of tampons from Costco, now all of a sudden Iā€™m the woman in a math problem with 200 tampons.

RT by @dadmann_walking: Iā€™m always afraid people are going to swipe when I show them a picture on my phone because theyā€™re gonna see how many sexy pictures I have of charcuterie boards.

https://rss.xcancel.com/NotTodayEric/status/1961819223572766830#m

Published: August 30, 2025 15:52

Iā€™m always afraid people are going to swipe when I show them a picture on my phone because theyā€™re gonna see how many sexy pictures I have of charcuterie boards.

RT by @dadmann_walking: Have come to the devastating realization that I am not a ā€œput food thatā€™s already in a container into another more aesthetic containerā€ person

https://rss.xcancel.com/deloisivete/status/1961817593494564949#m

Published: August 30, 2025 15:45

Have come to the devastating realization that I am not a ā€œput food thatā€™s already in a container into another more aesthetic containerā€ person

RT by @dadmann_walking: If you like finding random things broken in your house that ā€œno one did,ā€ I canā€™t recommend parenthood enough.

https://xcancel.com/sarcasticmommy4/status/1961796917874344056#m

Published: August 30, 2025 14:23

If you like finding random things broken in your house that ā€œno one did,ā€ I canā€™t recommend parenthood enough.

yesterday at the coaches workout we were discussing what we wanted to do as a team workout. I said not a lot of cardio and a good amount of barbell work. So we ended up doing a mile and a half of running, 120 calories of air bike and all dumbbells. Why they even ask me.

https://xcancel.com/dadmann_walking/status/1961780625456672931#m

Published: August 30, 2025 13:18

yesterday at the coaches workout we were discussing what we wanted to do as a team workout. I said not a lot of cardio and a good amount of barbell work. So we ended up doing a mile and a half of running, 120 calories of air bike and all dumbbells. Whyā€¦

RT by @dadmann_walking: Iā€™ll always pay extra for convenience. Being uncomfortable on purpose is not for me.

https://xcancel.com/fwtimini/status/1961757523863634322#m

Published: August 30, 2025 11:46

Iā€™ll always pay extra for convenience. Being uncomfortable on purpose is not for me.

Anyone a fan of Four Roses will love the OESO bottle. The notes on this bottle are red fruit, vanilla, brown sugar and oak. Sits at 100 proof. It does have a little burn but it's smooth for the most part. Cheers to the weekendddd

https://rss.xcancel.com/dadmann_walking/status/1961591160993874348#m

Published: August 30, 2025 00:45

Anyone a fan of Four Roses will love the OESO bottle. The notes on this bottle are red fruit, vanilla, brown sugar and oak. Sits at 100 proof. It does have a little burn but it's smooth for the most part. Cheers to the weekendddd

Tonight's dinner topic - 10 looked at me and said "why do people sell feet pics". It's at this time I really despise my wife for dying because I had to answer that question.

https://rss.xcancel.com/dadmann_walking/status/1961588023428026486#m

Published: August 30, 2025 00:33

Tonight's dinner topic - 10 looked at me and said "why do people sell feet pics". It's at this time I really despise my wife for dying because I had to answer that question.

RT by @dadmann_walking: When my wife says I'm not a good communicator I remind her of the time she had me order her a salad with seven changes to the menu description and I nailed it.

https://rss.xcancel.com/daddygofish/status/1961583880387092929#m

Published: August 30, 2025 00:16

When my wife says I'm not a good communicator I remind her of the time she had me order her a salad with seven changes to the menu description and I nailed it.

RT by @dadmann_walking: The feeling of pressure when your spouse is on the phone and looks at you and says, ā€œremember this numberā€¦ā€

https://rss.xcancel.com/HenpeckedHal/status/1961488179598647462#m

Published: August 29, 2025 17:56

The feeling of pressure when your spouse is on the phone and looks at you and says, ā€œremember this numberā€¦ā€

a fun thing to do is break down and cry because all you want to do is text your favorite person about your day but they didn't want you anymore.

https://rss.xcancel.com/dadmann_walking/status/1961468917877993671#m

Published: August 29, 2025 16:40

a fun thing to do is break down and cry because all you want to do is text your favorite person about your day but they didn't want you anymore.

Where are some cool cities I could fly to for a day trip? One of the things I've discovered is I love to do these quick trips and be home by midnight.

https://xcancel.com/dadmann_walking/status/1961425637828071508#m

Published: August 29, 2025 13:48

Where are some cool cities I could fly to for a day trip? One of the things I've discovered is I love to do these quick trips and be home by midnight.

RT by @dadmann_walking: I saw a lady out jogging in the heat & I was like, "aww how sad, she doesn't know she can be sitting on her couch watching Netflix."

https://xcancel.com/sarcasticmommy4/status/1961424077719257183#m

Published: August 29, 2025 13:41

I saw a lady out jogging in the heat & I was like, "aww how sad, she doesn't know she can be sitting on her couch watching Netflix."

RT by @dadmann_walking: Me: Why is the Fire Department here? Wife [putting candles in my birthday cake]: It's just a precaution.

https://xcancel.com/RodLacroix/status/1961371989479673940#m

Published: August 29, 2025 10:14

Me: Why is the Fire Department here? Wife [putting candles in my birthday cake]: It's just a precaution.

RT by @dadmann_walking: I always carry a can of white spray paint so I can make an extra parking space if need be.

https://xcancel.com/daddygofish/status/1961230322559062030#m

Published: August 29, 2025 00:52

I always carry a can of white spray paint so I can make an extra parking space if need be.

RT by @dadmann_walking: I donā€™t want to brag, but I donā€™t really care what score a movie gets on Rotten Tomatoes.

https://xcancel.com/huntergraybeal/status/1961158077639520709#m

Published: August 28, 2025 20:04

I donā€™t want to brag, but I donā€™t really care what score a movie gets on Rotten Tomatoes.

Tattoo artist: ok my next all day that's open is October 4 also my tattoo artist 2 weeks later on social media: hey I have all day open today if anyone wants tattoos. Bruh wtf.

https://xcancel.com/dadmann_walking/status/1961139296473419847#m

Published: August 28, 2025 18:50

Tattoo artist: ok my next all day that's open is October 4 also my tattoo artist 2 weeks later on social media: hey I have all day open today if anyone wants tattoos. Bruh wtf.

RT by @dadmann_walking: My fiancĆ© left me at the altar because in my vows I said, ā€œmy love for you is like an Olive Garden pasta bowlā€¦.itā€™s never ending.ā€

https://xcancel.com/MoMohler/status/1961116907282563145#m

Published: August 28, 2025 17:21

My fiancĆ© left me at the altar because in my vows I said, ā€œmy love for you is like an Olive Garden pasta bowlā€¦.itā€™s never ending.ā€

RT by @dadmann_walking: Iā€™m not saying the school drop-off line is slow, Iā€™m just saying an actual tortoise showed up

https://xcancel.com/deloisivete/status/1961082544495177974#m

Published: August 28, 2025 15:04

Iā€™m not saying the school drop-off line is slow, Iā€™m just saying an actual tortoise showed up

RT by @dadmann_walking: I havenā€™t been feeling very good lately. My doctor thinks it could be the breakfast nachos I have every morning, so Iā€™m looking for a second opinion.

https://xcancel.com/MoMohler/status/1961054614855286945#m

Published: August 28, 2025 13:13

I havenā€™t been feeling very good lately. My doctor thinks it could be the breakfast nachos I have every morning, so Iā€™m looking for a second opinion.

RT by @dadmann_walking: Itā€™s my birthday eve, when Birthday Claus comes down the chimney to leave me three more wrinkles, 17 age spots and a new skin tag.

https://xcancel.com/RodLacroix/status/1961026206817530284#m

Published: August 28, 2025 11:20

Itā€™s my birthday eve, when Birthday Claus comes down the chimney to leave me three more wrinkles, 17 age spots and a new skin tag.

RT by @dadmann_walking: Sorry, canā€™t. Iā€™m waiting for my friend to cancel the plans we made when we were drunk on caffeine and optimism.

https://xcancel.com/kristabellerina/status/1961020746383454679#m

Published: August 28, 2025 10:59

Sorry, canā€™t. Iā€™m waiting for my friend to cancel the plans we made when we were drunk on caffeine and optimism.

RT by @dadmann_walking: Sorry Iā€™m late. I was filling out school forms my kid forgot to tell me about until I was about to leave for work.

https://rss.xcancel.com/RodLacroix/status/1961015182273941598#m

Published: August 28, 2025 10:37

Sorry Iā€™m late. I was filling out school forms my kid forgot to tell me about until I was about to leave for work.

RT by @dadmann_walking: (Me: resting my foot on my sonā€™s knee) Him, 12: ā€œWhy are you all up in my jam?ā€

https://xcancel.com/RYGdance/status/1960881668186611962#m

Published: August 28, 2025 01:46

(Me: resting my foot on my sonā€™s knee) Him, 12: ā€œWhy are you all up in my jam?ā€

RT by @dadmann_walking: Guys will send each other a 3hr podcast and say the last 30mins is worth it, without a second thought

https://xcancel.com/Caff_Dad/status/1960858602236993999#m

Published: August 28, 2025 00:14

Guys will send each other a 3hr podcast and say the last 30mins is worth it, without a second thought

RT by @dadmann_walking: If by cutting sugar you mean cutting another sliver off the brownies every time I walk by then yes, I am cutting sugar.

https://xcancel.com/oneawkwardmom/status/1960854439096463514#m

Published: August 27, 2025 23:58

If by cutting sugar you mean cutting another sliver off the brownies every time I walk by then yes, I am cutting sugar.

RT by @dadmann_walking: Welcome to parenthood, if nobodyā€™s screaming or dumping food on the floor, just give it five more minutes.

https://rss.xcancel.com/oneawkwardmom/status/1960817247083225236#m

Published: August 27, 2025 21:30

Welcome to parenthood, if nobodyā€™s screaming or dumping food on the floor, just give it five more minutes.

RT by @dadmann_walking: me: hey could I take a quick peek at your menu? restaurant: download it me: just a little look? we don't have to bring adobe into it restaurant: download it me: restaurant: pick-up or delivery

https://rss.xcancel.com/deloisivete/status/1960795144346853771#m

Published: August 27, 2025 20:02

me: hey could I take a quick peek at your menu? restaurant: download it me: just a little look? we don't have to bring adobe into it restaurant: download it me: restaurant: pick-up or delivery

One of the best feelings lately is when people I know notice and compliment me on my weight loss. Cause hell yeah I've lost 20 lbs since May and I've worked hard for it.

https://xcancel.com/dadmann_walking/status/1960785417093161023#m

Published: August 27, 2025 19:24

One of the best feelings lately is when people I know notice and compliment me on my weight loss. Cause hell yeah I've lost 20 lbs since May and I've worked hard for it.

RT by @dadmann_walking: I like to press the lock button on my car remote many times in a row so me and my car can have a little reassurance as a treat

https://xcancel.com/kryzazzy/status/1960765759132455248#m

Published: August 27, 2025 18:06

I like to press the lock button on my car remote many times in a row so me and my car can have a little reassurance as a treat

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