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I finally answered a text from someone tonight who sent it on Sunday. Then they responded within 2 mins. What fresh hell is this.

https://rss.xcancel.com/dadmann_walking/status/1994589454867337576#m

Published: November 29, 2025 02:09

I finally answered a text from someone tonight who sent it on Sunday. Then they responded within 2 mins. What fresh hell is this.

An onlyfans, but it's just me washing and putting away the pots and pans after using them because I'm a responsible grown ass man.

https://xcancel.com/dadmann_walking/status/1994564829294755866#m

Published: November 29, 2025 00:31

An onlyfans, but it's just me washing and putting away the pots and pans after using them because I'm a responsible grown ass man.

RT by @dadmann_walking: No one: My husband, who does not hunt or fish: apparently Tractor Supply sells spears if you need a Christmas gift idea for me

https://xcancel.com/deloisivete/status/1994467270085808335#m

Published: November 28, 2025 18:03

No one: My husband, who does not hunt or fish: apparently Tractor Supply sells spears if you need a Christmas gift idea for me

loading up a 45 large toilet paper roll package from Sam's is so embarrassing like "yes I take lots of shits". Get me out of here.

https://xcancel.com/dadmann_walking/status/1994452196314816625#m

Published: November 28, 2025 17:03

loading up a 45 large toilet paper roll package from Sam's is so embarrassing like "yes I take lots of shits". Get me out of here.

having my golden doodle lick the inside of my mouth when I yawned was the most traumatic thing to happen to me this week. do I need to drink bleach now?

https://xcancel.com/dadmann_walking/status/1994421905445605421#m

Published: November 28, 2025 15:03

having my golden doodle lick the inside of my mouth when I yawned was the most traumatic thing to happen to me this week. do I need to drink bleach now?

typically today we wake up early, eat breakfast out and then go get our Christmas tree and decorate it. I couldn't do that this year. my boys also said they didn't when we discussed what to even do for Christmas this year. Instead, my sister and my wife's sister and parents are coming over Sunday to decorate and take the boys to get a tree. Then do a bunch of baking with them. I'm grateful for family. ❤️

https://rss.xcancel.com/dadmann_walking/status/1994412629683482812#m

Published: November 28, 2025 14:26

typically today we wake up early, eat breakfast out and then go get our Christmas tree and decorate it. I couldn't do that this year. my boys also said they didn't when we discussed what to even do for Christmas this year. Instead, my sister and my wife's…

RT by @dadmann_walking: The best part of the weekend after Thanksgiving is saying “leftovers” when one of your kids asks what’s for dinner.

https://rss.xcancel.com/kristabellerina/status/1994384939509485569#m

Published: November 28, 2025 12:36

The best part of the weekend after Thanksgiving is saying “leftovers” when one of your kids asks what’s for dinner.

I got up from the couch to just take some Tylenol. Except what I did was refill my water, start the dishwasher, take my supplements do some push ups from a challenge my 16 yo and I are doing and sat back down forgetting to ever take Tylenol.

https://rss.xcancel.com/dadmann_walking/status/1993897673850794345#m

Published: November 27, 2025 04:20

I got up from the couch to just take some Tylenol. Except what I did was refill my water, start the dishwasher, take my supplements do some push ups from a challenge my 16 yo and I are doing and sat back down forgetting to ever take Tylenol.

Thanksgiving morning 2015. I had a 6 yo, 2 yo and 10 mo old. One exhausted dad but I miss these moments. This year, I have a 16, 12 and 10 yo who are all grieving their mom. When is it January already.

https://rss.xcancel.com/dadmann_walking/status/1993817227993469306#m

Published: November 26, 2025 23:00

Thanksgiving morning 2015. I had a 6 yo, 2 yo and 10 mo old. One exhausted dad but I miss these moments. This year, I have a 16, 12 and 10 yo who are all grieving their mom. When is it January already.

some of you are staring at that pie that you made for tomorrow. I'm here to tell you that you can just grab a fork and eat it now. It doesn't matter.

https://rss.xcancel.com/dadmann_walking/status/1993805144807625094#m

Published: November 26, 2025 22:12

some of you are staring at that pie that you made for tomorrow. I'm here to tell you that you can just grab a fork and eat it now. It doesn't matter.

Overheard a mom tell her son to be careful at the park and he yelled back "I don't wanna be careful!" Free will kid. I'm here for it.

https://xcancel.com/dadmann_walking/status/1993769284720579069#m

Published: November 26, 2025 19:50

Overheard a mom tell her son to be careful at the park and he yelled back "I don't wanna be careful!" Free will kid. I'm here for it.

RT by @dadmann_walking: My kid came in while I was on a zoom call and tried to cover my head with a blanket, and I'd just like to know if this service is available for the rest of my meetings today

https://xcancel.com/deloisivete/status/1993753368993611881#m

Published: November 26, 2025 18:46

My kid came in while I was on a zoom call and tried to cover my head with a blanket, and I'd just like to know if this service is available for the rest of my meetings today

my emotions are changing every 7 mins so I'm sorry if it feels like 17 different people are running this account this year.

https://xcancel.com/dadmann_walking/status/1993698885705879681#m

Published: November 26, 2025 15:10

my emotions are changing every 7 mins so I'm sorry if it feels like 17 different people are running this account this year.

RT by @dadmann_walking: why don’t you two sit down for a moment? you do this every Thanksgiving! It’s a long standing tradition.

https://xcancel.com/jojipaints/status/1993687808175636665#m

Published: November 26, 2025 14:26

why don’t you two sit down for a moment? you do this every Thanksgiving! It’s a long standing tradition.

I'm almost positive when someone says "leave me alone" that it's universally understood to leave them alone. so exhausting.

https://xcancel.com/dadmann_walking/status/1993530405157585067#m

Published: November 26, 2025 04:01

I'm almost positive when someone says "leave me alone" that it's universally understood to leave them alone. so exhausting.

RT by @dadmann_walking: Me: [returns home with groceries] Her: You’re my hero! Announcer: Shopping Man! Able to circle back for missed items ten times in a single trip!

https://xcancel.com/huntergraybeal/status/1993522196913045970#m

Published: November 26, 2025 03:28

Me: [returns home with groceries] Her: You’re my hero! Announcer: Shopping Man! Able to circle back for missed items ten times in a single trip!

Hmmmm I will always turn off everything Josh Groban. There's a lot of songs I'll sing loud to....ummmm...let's just go with a classic "you're the inspiration" by Chicago 😂 I'll turn that shit uppppp

https://xcancel.com/dadmann_walking/status/1993521957531533450#m

Published: November 26, 2025 03:27

Hmmmm I will always turn off everything Josh Groban. There's a lot of songs I'll sing loud to....ummmm...let's just go with a classic "you're the inspiration" by Chicago 😂 I'll turn that shit uppppp

I just got a call that one of my favorite aunts just passed away. Idk how much more loss my heart can take this year. 💔😭 I really don't.

https://xcancel.com/dadmann_walking/status/1993470298197573856#m

Published: November 26, 2025 00:02

I just got a call that one of my favorite aunts just passed away. Idk how much more loss my heart can take this year. 💔😭 I really don't.

[at a restaurant] 10: [being annoying] I'm bored me: you're about to be unconscious too cause I'm gonna knock you out. Follow me for more gentle parenting advice.

https://xcancel.com/dadmann_walking/status/1993457253492703291#m

Published: November 25, 2025 23:10

[at a restaurant] 10: [being annoying] I'm bored me: you're about to be unconscious too cause I'm gonna knock you out. Follow me for more gentle parenting advice.

RT by @dadmann_walking: me: in 50 years? I’ll be 98. daughter: that’s IF you don’t die first me: right, thanks

https://xcancel.com/HenpeckedHal/status/1993444609989788113#m

Published: November 25, 2025 22:20

me: in 50 years? I’ll be 98. daughter: that’s IF you don’t die first me: right, thanks

I have a pan of tiramisu being delivered to my house at 6:00 p.m. because I'm a grown ass adult who can do what he wants

https://xcancel.com/dadmann_walking/status/1993438258295194004#m

Published: November 25, 2025 21:54

I have a pan of tiramisu being delivered to my house at 6:00 p.m. because I'm a grown ass adult who can do what he wants

RT by @dadmann_walking: My husband: I'm going to sleep in *rolls out of bed at 11* Me: I'm going to sleep in *rolls out of bed at 6:09*

https://xcancel.com/deloisivete/status/1993388591687647480#m

Published: November 25, 2025 18:37

My husband: I'm going to sleep in *rolls out of bed at 11* Me: I'm going to sleep in *rolls out of bed at 6:09*

RT by @dadmann_walking: The man ahead of me in line at the grocery store had but one item in his cart. That turkey—the last one on sale—was his family’s only chance at a Thanksgiving dinner, but his card kept declining. I quietly slipped the cashier my card. “I’ll take that deal,” I said as the man left

https://xcancel.com/HenpeckedHal/status/1993388133388550462#m

Published: November 25, 2025 18:35

The man ahead of me in line at the grocery store had but one item in his cart. That turkey—the last one on sale—was his family’s only chance at a Thanksgiving dinner, but his card kept declining. I quietly slipped the cashier my card. “I’ll take that…

RT by @dadmann_walking: Not to alarm anyone but my Dad is back and he’s way too excited about it. Welcome back @NotTodayPaul Please don’t make me regret this. 🤦🏻‍♂️

https://xcancel.com/NotTodayEric/status/1993382631954960429#m

Published: November 25, 2025 18:13

Not to alarm anyone but my Dad is back and he’s way too excited about it. Welcome back @NotTodayPaul Please don’t make me regret this. 🤦🏻‍♂️ xcancel.com/NotTodayPaul/status/1993380387397964165#m

RT by @dadmann_walking: If at first you don't succeed, let someone else do it. -me, whenever I try fixing something and make it even worse

https://xcancel.com/allholls/status/1993381430416605250#m

Published: November 25, 2025 18:09

If at first you don't succeed, let someone else do it. -me, whenever I try fixing something and make it even worse

RT by @dadmann_walking: In a world where nearly everyone has a phone on their person and the ability to message anyone that comes to mind pretty much instantly, it doesn't take long to understand where you matter (and to whom). And where (and to whom) you don't.

https://xcancel.com/justjen_78/status/1993370520180478219#m

Published: November 25, 2025 17:25

In a world where nearly everyone has a phone on their person and the ability to message anyone that comes to mind pretty much instantly, it doesn't take long to understand where you matter (and to whom). And where (and to whom) you don't.

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