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my 13 yo was trying to encourage me today and told me "don't worry just keep your chins up" and now he's for sale on Facebook marketplace.

https://rss.xcancel.com/dadmann_walking/status/2034032693982241130#m

Published: March 17, 2026 22:22

my 13 yo was trying to encourage me today and told me "don't worry just keep your chins up" and now he's for sale on Facebook marketplace.

RT by @dadmann_walking: Total mindfuck: When your kid says “Why do you look so beautiful today?” but with a look of total disgust on their face

https://rss.xcancel.com/RYGdance/status/2033570033050198256#m

Published: March 16, 2026 15:44

Total mindfuck: When your kid says “Why do you look so beautiful today?” but with a look of total disgust on their face

RT by @dadmann_walking: It’s quite heartbreaking when she doesn’t notice that you trimmed your beard. Like when a manager doesn’t appreciate all your hard work.

https://xcancel.com/Camel_Crushin/status/2033528280465477966#m

Published: March 16, 2026 12:58

It’s quite heartbreaking when she doesn’t notice that you trimmed your beard. Like when a manager doesn’t appreciate all your hard work.

RT by @dadmann_walking: Can’t say “I have to poop” at the office, so I’ve started saying “I’m crowning”

https://xcancel.com/benedictsred/status/2033526558854418613#m

Published: March 16, 2026 12:51

Can’t say “I have to poop” at the office, so I’ve started saying “I’m crowning”

RT by @dadmann_walking: After the 20th bedtime escape, 8yo bursts into my bedroom yelling: “I come in peace!” Hubby, running on fumes, yells back: “Well I do NOT if you don’t get back in bed.”

https://xcancel.com/MommyingHard/status/2033508821163737134#m

Published: March 16, 2026 11:40

After the 20th bedtime escape, 8yo bursts into my bedroom yelling: “I come in peace!” Hubby, running on fumes, yells back: “Well I do NOT if you don’t get back in bed.”

Got in the hot tub with my boys at midnight. Cutting up, talking about their games, interests and life the past year. I just love each of their different personalities and am so damn proud of them. Parents, especially dads - make sure you tell your kids you're proud of them. They need to hear that.

https://xcancel.com/dadmann_walking/status/2033403154465702174#m

Published: March 16, 2026 04:41

Got in the hot tub with my boys at midnight. Cutting up, talking about their games, interests and life the past year. I just love each of their different personalities and am so damn proud of them. Parents, especially dads - make sure you tell your kids


take your kids on vacation so they can complain when you're out doing things saying they want to go back to the cabin and then when you get back to the cabin they complain about them being bored. It's fantastic.

https://xcancel.com/dadmann_walking/status/2033343513660723660#m

Published: March 16, 2026 00:44

take your kids on vacation so they can complain when you're out doing things saying they want to go back to the cabin and then when you get back to the cabin they complain about them being bored. It's fantastic.

I asked my boys what they wanted to do when we get to our vacation spot today and they said eat snacks and stay in the cabin. Ok cool so you want to do what you always do but in a new more expensive location.

https://xcancel.com/dadmann_walking/status/2033189606326251703#m

Published: March 15, 2026 14:32

I asked my boys what they wanted to do when we get to our vacation spot today and they said eat snacks and stay in the cabin. Ok cool so you want to do what you always do but in a new more expensive location.

Once you hit your 30s you want to bring your pillow on vacation so you sleep better. In your 40s+ you ask if you're allowed to bring your entire bed.

https://rss.xcancel.com/dadmann_walking/status/2032834022166999184#m

Published: March 14, 2026 14:59

Once you hit your 30s you want to bring your pillow on vacation so you sleep better. In your 40s+ you ask if you're allowed to bring your entire bed.

I'm a pro.

https://xcancel.com/dadmann_walking/status/2032656443480952869#m

Published: March 14, 2026 03:13

I'm a pro. ✩ đ“ąđ“±đ“Čđ“·đ“ź ✩đŸȘ (@upshine3) Serious question, do people actually exist who genuinely enjoy staying home all day, completely alone, without seeing anyone? — https://xcancel.com/upshine3/status/2032427268224475509#m

đŸŽ¶Hello brain, we meet again, You’ve come to chat at 3 AM. You brought a slideshow of my worst decisions. Plus every awkward thing I've said since kindergarten.đŸŽ¶

https://xcancel.com/dadmann_walking/status/2032656192770814122#m

Published: March 14, 2026 03:12

đŸŽ¶Hello brain, we meet again, You’ve come to chat at 3 AM. You brought a slideshow of my worst decisions. Plus every awkward thing I've said since kindergarten.đŸŽ¶

RT by @dadmann_walking: I was recently offered, and ultimately accepted, an amazing job opportunity. My husband was telling me how proud he was of me and how amazing he thinks I am and my mom shouted from the other room “so are you!” to HIM. In case you’re wondering what my childhood was like.

https://rss.xcancel.com/mom_tho/status/2032630215336218899#m

Published: March 14, 2026 01:29

I was recently offered, and ultimately accepted, an amazing job opportunity. My husband was telling me how proud he was of me and how amazing he thinks I am and my mom shouted from the other room “so are you!” to HIM. In case you’re wondering what my


RT by @dadmann_walking: The lady in front of me at checkout had a bunch of hand-clipped coupons and paid with a check and it was pretty fun spending 45 minutes in 1984.

https://rss.xcancel.com/daddygofish/status/2032589113820688528#m

Published: March 13, 2026 22:46

The lady in front of me at checkout had a bunch of hand-clipped coupons and paid with a check and it was pretty fun spending 45 minutes in 1984.

every night I struggle with sticking to my calories for the day or ordering 12,000 calories worth of doordash at 11pm.

https://xcancel.com/dadmann_walking/status/2032302761694433586#m

Published: March 13, 2026 03:48

every night I struggle with sticking to my calories for the day or ordering 12,000 calories worth of doordash at 11pm.

RT by @dadmann_walking: My brain: Everything is going to be okay My Nervous System: Okay, but hear me out, what if we panicked anyway

https://rss.xcancel.com/kryzazzy/status/2032168946053402779#m

Published: March 12, 2026 18:56

My brain: Everything is going to be okay My Nervous System: Okay, but hear me out, what if we panicked anyway

RT by @dadmann_walking: The person in front of me in a store line pulled out their checkbook to pay, and they probably could've bartered with a bag of chickens faster than paying with a check.

https://rss.xcancel.com/allholls/status/2032148021299806252#m

Published: March 12, 2026 17:33

The person in front of me in a store line pulled out their checkbook to pay, and they probably could've bartered with a bag of chickens faster than paying with a check.

RT by @dadmann_walking: Marriage is yelling “come here for a second” like it’s an emergency and it’s actually just a cute dog video.

https://rss.xcancel.com/sixfootcandy/status/2032132187408253138#m

Published: March 12, 2026 16:30

Marriage is yelling “come here for a second” like it’s an emergency and it’s actually just a cute dog video.

RT by @dadmann_walking: 6yo poured cereal and then proceeded to pick out the cereal, only leaving marshmellows behind in the bowl. I admire her commitment.

https://rss.xcancel.com/MommyingHard/status/2032061336641847587#m

Published: March 12, 2026 11:49

6yo poured cereal and then proceeded to pick out the cereal, only leaving marshmellows behind in the bowl. I admire her commitment.

RT by @dadmann_walking: I checked Kelly Blue book to find the value of my car and they asked if the gas tank was full or empty

https://rss.xcancel.com/BobGolen/status/2032049739122815316#m

Published: March 12, 2026 11:03

I checked Kelly Blue book to find the value of my car and they asked if the gas tank was full or empty

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