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Person Under 70 Shocks Community By Voting

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Published: October 28, 2026 16:00

WINNIPEG, MB Michael Wiebe sent shockwaves across the entire city this afternoon by voting at the fresh young age of just 46 years old. “That’s a little young to be voting if you ask me,” [...] The post Person Under 70 Shocks Community By Voting appeared…

Elizabeth Holmes Takes On Trajchtmoaka Job in Winkler

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Published: October 27, 2026 00:37

WINKLER, MB Convicted fraudster and medical inventor Elizabeth Holmes is set to be released from prison and will be setting up shop in Winkler, Manitoba. “Where I’ll be knisping and knacking to cure whatever ails [...] The post Elizabeth Holmes Takes On…

Mennonite Beats Mennonite with Votes from Mennonites

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Published: October 25, 2026 17:47

VICTORIA, BC Two folks of Mennonite ancestry, Doerkson and Eby, squared off for the role of Premier of British Columbia last night, with Mennonites turning out in droves to support the Mennonite of their choice. [...] The post Mennonite Beats Mennonite…

Winnipeg Mayoral Candidate Accidentally Uses Pictures of Winkler

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Published: October 23, 2026 22:00

WINNIPEG, MB Winnipeg mayoral candidate Calvin Kleinsasser had a lot of explaining to do this week after his team accidentally ran an ad that included photos of Winkler, Manitoba instead of Winnipeg. “I don’t know [...] The post Winnipeg Mayoral Candidate…

Edmonton Mennonites Big Fans of Mayor Knack-Zoat

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Published: October 23, 2026 00:11

EDMONTON, AB Edmonton’s small but growing Mennonite community has come to rally around their new-ish mayor after discovering he shared an interest in their favourite snack. “Nah, oba, I really had no interest in municipal [...] The post Edmonton Mennonites…

Roundup Introduces New Product to Eliminate Election Signs in Your Yard

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Published: October 21, 2026 22:56

MITCHELL, MB Pesticide manufacture Roundup has just announced a new product specifically designed to get rid of those pesky election signs in your yard. “We’re really excited to bring this new product to the market,” [...] The post Roundup Introduces New…

Mennonite Church’s Annual ‘Costume and Candy Party’ Eerily Similar to Halloween

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Published: October 20, 2026 00:38

STEINBACH, MB The local MBGC church invites everyone to dress up like their favourite movie character and come sit around drinking Papsi and eating candy in the church basement this evening. “We’ll be decorating everything [...] The post Mennonite Church’s…

Mennonites Encouraged to Get Out and Vogt

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Published: October 19, 2026 00:55

WINKLER, MB Municipal elections are coming up and that means Mennonites across the province will heading to the polls to Vogt. “I’m hoping the Vogter turnout will be high this year,” said local vogter Dave [...] The post Mennonites Encouraged to Get Out…

Alberta Separatists Hire Mennonites to Show Them How It’s Done

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Published: October 18, 2026 00:32

CALGARY, AB Days before the referendum, Alberta separatists have hired the world-renowned experts on splits and schisms – the Mennonites. “If we’re gonna split over trivial differences, who better than the Mennonites to help us [...] The post Alberta…

Incoherent White House Press Secretary Actually Speaking Low German

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Published: October 16, 2026 23:04

WASHINGTON, DC Trump’s new press secretary lasted just five days on the job after appearing completely unable to string a few words together. “But as it turns out, she was actually speaking in Plautdietsch the [...] The post Incoherent White House Press…