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Love that halftime show! Bonus: MAGA is *pissed*

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Published: February 12, 2024 01:38

Love that halftime show! Bonus: MAGA is *pissed*

1. This conversation never happened. 2. NATO isn’t a bank - it’s a collective defense agreement where each country spends 2% of...

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Published: February 11, 2024 14:09

1. This conversation never happened. 2. NATO isn’t a bank - it’s a collective defense agreement where each country spends 2% of their GDP on defense for deterrence. 3. Trump said he would encourage Russia to attack any countries who didn’t pay. Insane.

The most important thing about Biden’s age and/or his memory is that he could be an *actual* potato with a qualified team of adv...

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Published: February 8, 2024 23:45

The most important thing about Biden’s age and/or his memory is that he could be an *actual* potato with a qualified team of advisors—and a good Cabinet—and I’d still vote for him over that orange, wannabe authoritarian dipshit

No charges for Biden in the documents case. Weird how cooperating and not lying about everything changes stuff, huh?

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Published: February 8, 2024 20:07

No charges for Biden in the documents case. Weird how cooperating and not lying about everything changes stuff, huh?

I like the finding out phase. A US military strike on Wednesday in Baghdad killed a Kataib Hezbollah commander who was respons...

https://threads.net/@angry_staffer/post/C3D73CvJ5l2

Published: February 7, 2024 21:32

I like the finding out phase. A US military strike on Wednesday in Baghdad killed a Kataib Hezbollah commander who was responsible for attacks on American forces in the region per CENTCOM “At a time and place of our choosing”

Are we sure the GOP doesn’t have a public humiliation kink?

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Published: February 6, 2024 23:53

Are we sure the GOP doesn’t have a public humiliation kink?

The House FAILS to impeach Mayorkas, 214-216 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 The incompetence is really staggering.

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Published: February 6, 2024 23:50

The House FAILS to impeach Mayorkas, 214-216 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 The incompetence is really staggering.

There have been 46 Presidents of the United States, and only one of them is concerned about his ability to President without abs...

https://threads.net/@angry_staffer/post/C3AzEx8u_e2

Published: February 6, 2024 16:18

There have been 46 Presidents of the United States, and only one of them is concerned about his ability to President without absolute immunity. Stop trying to normalize the “how can he do his job if he’s not immune?!” argument. He can do it by not…

Trump not immune. “Trump’s stance would collapse our system of separated powers by placing the President above the reach of al...

https://threads.net/@angry_staffer/post/C3AxW51Oy94

Published: February 6, 2024 16:03

Trump not immune. “Trump’s stance would collapse our system of separated powers by placing the President above the reach of all three Branches” This is the most important point I’ve seen so far — and precisely why SCOTUS should refuse to hear this case…

GOP: the border is an unimaginable crisis and an existential threat to the United States Also GOP: we won’t be bringing this b...

https://threads.net/@angry_staffer/post/C2-FGtbrmgK

Published: February 5, 2024 14:58

GOP: the border is an unimaginable crisis and an existential threat to the United States Also GOP: we won’t be bringing this bill that would go a long way towards solving the issue to the floor for a vote Why do they hate America?

Bill releases at 8:05 8:06: I’ve seen enough. We won’t be voting on this! - Moscow Mike Johnson Stop putting these idiots i...

https://threads.net/@angry_staffer/post/C2-EetjL6Qv

Published: February 5, 2024 14:52

Bill releases at 8:05 8:06: I’ve seen enough. We won’t be voting on this! - Moscow Mike Johnson Stop putting these idiots in power.

Look at all those secondary explosions and munitions cooking off. We definitely hit what we were aiming at—an arms cache of so...

https://threads.net/@angry_staffer/post/C25qNysp3yS

Published: February 3, 2024 21:47

Look at all those secondary explosions and munitions cooking off. We definitely hit what we were aiming at—an arms cache of some sort—there.

More performative bullshit from the House of Putin. The Senate should refuse any attempt at a standalone Israel bill

https://threads.net/@angry_staffer/post/C25iIjSJHVG

Published: February 3, 2024 20:35

More performative bullshit from the House of Putin. The Senate should refuse any attempt at a standalone Israel bill — if Ukraine isn’t tied to Israel, there’s little chance of the House passing it.

How Joe Biden refers to Trump in private: “What a sick fuck.” “What a fucking asshole this guy is.” Just when I thought I ...

https://threads.net/@angry_staffer/post/C21Y_2LOu6g

Published: February 2, 2024 05:58

How Joe Biden refers to Trump in private: “What a sick fuck.” “What a fucking asshole this guy is.” Just when I thought I couldn’t possibly like Dark Brandon more. …

Now that it’s election season and the whole planet has decided to be a geopolitical tinderbox, I’m going to try really hard to d...

https://threads.net/@angry_staffer/post/C20t9hOJ7TN

Published: February 1, 2024 23:42

Now that it’s election season and the whole planet has decided to be a geopolitical tinderbox, I’m going to try really hard to do 1-2 of these a week. Here’s a recap of some big stories you might have missed, with my thoughts on each (unlocked for all) …

To be clear: If Hamas is using a hospital to conduct operations, the *hospital* loses its protected status, so it’s fair game ...

https://threads.net/@angry_staffer/post/C2u3PAiLnjN

Published: January 30, 2024 17:08

To be clear: If Hamas is using a hospital to conduct operations, the *hospital* loses its protected status, so it’s fair game for a raid. The issue is that the IDF impersonated doctors (who DON’T lose their protected status). I have no qualms with…

This video purportedly shows members of Israel’s Shayetet 13 infiltrating a hospital while dressed as women and doctors in order...

https://threads.net/@angry_staffer/post/C2uztgBLPDz

Published: January 30, 2024 16:38

This video purportedly shows members of Israel’s Shayetet 13 infiltrating a hospital while dressed as women and doctors in order to assassinate 3 high ranking members of Hamas. If true, this is a clear violation of the laws of armed conflict. 1/2

Three US service members killed, 25 injured in a suicide drone attack at a base in Jordan. These are the first US deaths since...

https://threads.net/@angry_staffer/post/C2pp3nQL5A1

Published: January 28, 2024 16:35

Three US service members killed, 25 injured in a suicide drone attack at a base in Jordan. These are the first US deaths since the war in Gaza broke out. I would expect a massive response to this.

Ketamine, provigil, fentanyl and a shitload of benzodiazepines. Ronny Jackson’s prescription list looks more like a rave than ...

https://threads.net/@angry_staffer/post/C2pg24JLxzG

Published: January 28, 2024 15:16

Ketamine, provigil, fentanyl and a shitload of benzodiazepines. Ronny Jackson’s prescription list looks more like a rave than the most important building in the US Government

Holy shit. Sounds like a little over 83 MILLION in damages for Trump.

https://threads.net/@angry_staffer/post/C2lDcBaJhCA

Published: January 26, 2024 21:42

Holy shit. Sounds like a little over 83 MILLION in damages for Trump.

Everyone fantasizing about a civil war really needs to chill. Nobody takes you seriously. During the 20 years of real war that...

https://threads.net/@angry_staffer/post/C2klnlerG-6

Published: January 26, 2024 17:22

Everyone fantasizing about a civil war really needs to chill. Nobody takes you seriously. During the 20 years of real war that you could have actually fought, you were doublefisting cheeseburgers and talking about how you “would have joined if not for…

👀👀👀👀👀 Lock her up.

https://threads.net/@angry_staffer/post/C2kVdYhL5QA

Published: January 26, 2024 15:00

👀👀👀👀👀 Lock her up.

Stop taking republicans seriously. Now they don’t want a border deal because they want Trump to be able to campaign on immigra...

https://threads.net/@angry_staffer/post/C2gNpMjJEvf

Published: January 25, 2024 00:35

Stop taking republicans seriously. Now they don’t want a border deal because they want Trump to be able to campaign on immigration. They never cared about solving the problem, they just wanted to blame Democrats for it.

You know who isn’t happy about last night’s primary results? The GOP elite. They understand that Trump is a shit sandwich of...

https://threads.net/@angry_staffer/post/C2feUZsLMft

Published: January 24, 2024 17:42

You know who isn’t happy about last night’s primary results? The GOP elite. They understand that Trump is a shit sandwich of a candidate, and they’re going to be the ones eating it.

I have some brief thoughts on the way the media is covering this election so far. Spoiler: they’re failing to meet the moment ...

https://threads.net/@angry_staffer/post/C2fQpQVLl7I

Published: January 24, 2024 15:42

I have some brief thoughts on the way the media is covering this election so far. Spoiler: they’re failing to meet the moment https://post.news/@/angrystaffer/2bPJfS1lNA9qc25PPJuy1ChDXnf

Just because you had your head in the sand for the entire Trump presidency doesn’t mean there was “peace everywhere” Kids were...

https://threads.net/@angry_staffer/post/C2cuQT4raFg

Published: January 23, 2024 16:03

Just because you had your head in the sand for the entire Trump presidency doesn’t mean there was “peace everywhere” Kids were getting gassed in Syria. There were 2,243 drone strikes in the first two years of Trump. There was a failed coup in…

This is why many of us have been yelling about the dangers of unregulated AI for years. This kind of convincing deepfakes used ...

https://threads.net/@angry_staffer/post/C2aV6LOJjwY

Published: January 22, 2024 17:52

This is why many of us have been yelling about the dangers of unregulated AI for years. This kind of convincing deepfakes used to be exclusive to state actors— now, basically anyone with an internet connection can do it.

DeSantis banned so many books in Florida that he couldn’t look up what ‘never’ meant

https://threads.net/@angry_staffer/post/C2YLm7mJrXt

Published: January 21, 2024 21:43

DeSantis banned so many books in Florida that he couldn’t look up what ‘never’ meant

BREAKING: DeShoeLift calls it quits after coming up short in all perceptible metrics

https://threads.net/@angry_staffer/post/C2YB47tJKxm

Published: January 21, 2024 20:19

BREAKING: DeShoeLift calls it quits after coming up short in all perceptible metrics

Remember when Nikki Haley became the first female Speaker of the House?

https://threads.net/@angry_staffer/post/C2XliMHLfH-

Published: January 21, 2024 16:11

Remember when Nikki Haley became the first female Speaker of the House?

I’m told Trump had a pretty good fall last week. Sounds like this is becoming more common. If anyone wants to pause on reporti...

https://threads.net/@angry_staffer/post/C2S-MSJJERe

Published: January 19, 2024 21:10

I’m told Trump had a pretty good fall last week. Sounds like this is becoming more common. If anyone wants to pause on reporting how old Biden is, might be worth looking into. 🤷‍♂️

Holy hand herpes, Batman! But seriously, Trump camp is saying paper cut. What say you?

https://threads.net/@angry_staffer/post/C2QkQ00Rumg

Published: January 18, 2024 22:45

Holy hand herpes, Batman! But seriously, Trump camp is saying paper cut. What say you?

Kick him out. 🤷‍♂️

https://threads.net/@angry_staffer/post/C2NhePrpvz4

Published: January 17, 2024 18:23

Kick him out. 🤷‍♂️

Getting rid of junk fees will be one of the Biden administration’s biggest accomplishments for lower income Americans.

https://threads.net/@angry_staffer/post/C2NhRrLpV20

Published: January 17, 2024 18:21

Getting rid of junk fees will be one of the Biden administration’s biggest accomplishments for lower income Americans.

Haley clearly underperformed in Iowa, but I think it’s probably best to wait to see what happens in New Hampshire before everyon...

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Published: January 16, 2024 04:52

Haley clearly underperformed in Iowa, but I think it’s probably best to wait to see what happens in New Hampshire before everyone declares her campaign dead. It was always a long shot. 🤷‍♂️

Mediocre white conservative men are having a really rough time with today being about a Black man.

https://threads.net/@angry_staffer/post/C2JOWA6ogW0

Published: January 16, 2024 02:19

Mediocre white conservative men are having a really rough time with today being about a Black man.