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A tale of two suckers: Donald Trumpās plastic straws and Keir Starmer | Stewart Lee
https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2025/feb/16/a-tale-of-two-suckers-donald-trumps-plastic-straws-and-keir-starmer
Published: February 16, 2025 10:00
The US president has scrapped paper straws because they allegedly āexplodeā ā a bit like the PMās reputation if he keeps refusing to confront him on the big issuesItās difficult to know whether to set any store by Donald Trumpās bleak and yet also oftenā¦
Air traffic control to Sir Keir: turbulence ahead | Stewart Lee
https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2025/feb/09/air-traffic-control-to-sir-keir-turbulence-ahead
Published: February 9, 2025 10:00
Thereās no point trying to make plans around the whims of Trump. The PM instead needs to turn to EuropeTo Elon Musk, I say this! To perform one Nazi salute at Donald Trumpās inauguration, while simultaneously offering full support to European neo-Nazis,ā¦
The Donald and Elon Show is an unholy mess | Stewart Lee
https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2025/jan/26/the-donald-and-elon-show-is-an-unholy-mess
Published: January 26, 2025 11:00
Father, forgive them, for they know not what they doāAbba, selach āethon la nakhru mah hāmon pelalin!ā Flood the zone with shit. Police investigators that pore professionally over horrific imagery online have counselling and mental health support. Thisā¦
An information dark age is upon us. Iām logging off | Stewart Lee
https://www.theguardian.com/media/2025/jan/19/information-dark-age-elon-musk-donald-trump-jeff-bezos
Published: January 19, 2025 10:00
As Musk, Zuckerberg and Bezos attempt to reshape our reality, my advice is to avoid their toxic platforms and wait it outWow! That escalated quickly. Last time I filed my supposedly funny column, only two weeks ago, Los Angeles wasnāt on fire; Facebookāsā¦
If 2025 is anything like 2024, Iāll be back on the Baileys | Stewart Lee
https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2025/jan/05/if-2025-is-anything-like-2024-ill-be-back-on-the-baileys
Published: January 5, 2025 10:00
With environmental protesters in UK jails while convicted rioters sing the US national anthem for Mar-a-Largo guests, Iām bracing myself for another 12 months of despairChrist was born in a barn. This proves that he came for all humankind, as well asā¦
Farage, Musk and Candy say ācheeseā ā now British democracyās toast | Stewart Lee
https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2024/dec/22/nigel-farage-elon-musk-nick-candy-photo-stewart-lee
Published: December 22, 2024 10:00
Last weekās photo op with the Reform leader and X owner was further evidence of the UKās inevitable march towards the far right. Merry Christmas!Thereās a new photo of Nigel Farage and the Reform treasurer, Nick Candy, who partied through the pandemic atā¦
Flat-cap Clarkson only wants his nose in the trough | Stewart Lee
https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2024/nov/24/flat-cap-jeremy-clarkson-only-wants-his-nose-in-the-trough
Published: November 24, 2024 10:00
The broadcaster thinks if he fires up his farming fanbase they can shield him from his obligation to contribute his fair share to societyI read Andrew Michael Hurleyās new novel, Barrowbeck, in preparation for co-hosting Tales of the Weird, a timely eventā¦
If I were Captain America, Iād quit | Stewart Lee
https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2024/nov/10/donald-trump-victory-captain-america-marvel
Published: November 10, 2024 10:00
Progressive postwar culture in the US ā rockānāroll, cinema and comic-book characters ā no longer makes sense in a Trumpian worldThe presidency of Donald Trump contaminates everything that touches it, like dogshit on the end of a pointed stick. Be careful,ā¦
Sick of overpriced gig tickets? Hereās the Cure | Stewart Lee
https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2024/oct/27/sick-of-overpriced-gig-tickets-heres-the-cure
Published: October 27, 2024 10:00
Robert Smith, defiant leader of the post-punk stalwarts, has shown that secondary markets can be bypassed, enabling ordinary people to benefit from cultureThe first time I saw the Cure was on 29 April 1984. The Birmingham Odeon show opened with a set fromā¦
Starmerās tiny gaffe has made him a sausage to fortune | Stewart Lee
https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2024/sep/29/keir-starmer-sausages-hostages-stewart-lee
Published: September 29, 2024 09:00
If the Labour leader canāt make a minor slip in a speech without being accused of being anti-Israel, no wonder heās retreated to Arsenalās corporate boxAddressing the subject of Gaza on Tuesday, Sir Keir Starmer called for the āreturn of the sausagesā,ā¦