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Labourās woes are like a slow-motion car crash ā and Keir Starmer isnāt even in the driving seat | Marina Hyde
https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2026/jun/12/labour-woes-slow-motion-car-crash-keir-starmer-driving-seat
Published: June 12, 2026 13:56
More resignations, more possible leadership challenges and dubious āsourcesā ā the PM has lost control of his own political agendaāThis isnāt the beginning of the end,ā one senior Labour adviser remarked yesterday. āIt has gone way beyond that.ā To theā¦
A cage-fighting arena is just what Trumpās White House lawn needed. I have a suggestion on how to use it | Marina Hyde
https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2026/jun/09/trump-white-house-ufc-cage-fighting-arena-jd-vance-pete-hegseth
Published: June 9, 2026 13:50
The presidentās new Craposseum is the perfect venue for Vance, Hegseth and others to battle for favour. Fight, fight, fight indeedOn behalf of the US administration, the American embassy in London has published a notice advising the UK government not toā¦
When does Nigel Farage 'speak for the nation'? When it suits him | Marina Hyde
https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2026/jun/05/nigel-farage-speak-for-the-nation-jo-cox-sarah-everard-henry-nowak
Published: June 5, 2026 12:51
Compare his response, or lack of, to three murders over the past decade ā Jo Cox, Sarah Everard and Henry NowakWhich murder victimās ambulance does the would-be statesman chase? Can you be said to āspeak for Englandā if there are other times you wimp outā¦
A red box for Donald Trump, and eight weeks to make it. Now I really am outraged by the Mandy files | Marina Hyde
https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2026/jun/02/red-box-donald-trump-peter-mandelson-files-keir-starmer-growth
Published: June 2, 2026 12:02
Iām not sure any other first world nation would have this problem. Keir Starmerās promise of growth, growth, growth appears to have shrivelledWe are in the TL;DR days of Keir Starmerās government. The latest Mandelson files stimulate nothing so much as anā¦
War, what is it good for? Well, itās a great way for Donald Trump to duck out of his sonās wedding | Marina Hyde
https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2026/may/26/war-great-donald-trump-son-wedding-iran-disaster
Published: May 26, 2026 09:42
Some say project Iran is a disaster, but as a get-out-of-jail-free card itās a winner. He did say he was smart, didnāt he?How far would you go for your son? For Donald Trump, the answer is simply: āThe Bahamas? That is way too far! Why canāt you just getā¦
Hereās a potential witness for the police officers investigating Andrew: the police | Marina Hyde
https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2026/may/22/prince-andrew-mountbatten-windsor-police-jeffrey-epstein
Published: May 22, 2026 12:01
Forgive me if Iām not congratulating officers for investigating Andrew now ā instead of, say, many years ago when they were with him in Jeffrey Epsteinās houseHow noble that Thames Valley police has let it be known that its misconduct-in-public-officeā¦
Starmer, Burnham, Farage Polanski: they make a week in politics feel like an eternity in Hades | Marina Hyde
https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2026/may/15/starmer-burnham-farage-polanski-eternity-hades
Published: May 15, 2026 13:04
Itās your life in their hands, but what kind of life is that? No wonder a wearied, confused public has mobilised into tribes ā or just tuned outOn the basis that youāre never too cooked to get a new catchphrase, Keir Starmer has repeatedly warned this weekā¦
The runners, the riders, the dead horses being flogged. Do you bet on this Labour chaos ā or just enjoy the comedy? | Marina Hyde
https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2026/may/12/keir-starmer-labour-replacement-andy-burnham
Published: May 12, 2026 12:57
Only on Sunday, Starmer was talking about his 2029 manifesto. If a week is a long time in politics, this one already feels longerA masterpiece new entry for the dictionary of political quotes, as a Labour MP told the Guardian yesterday of the partyāsā¦
Does anyone on board know how to fly a plane? Labourās captain has lost control | Marina Hyde
https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2026/may/08/fly-plane-labour-lost-control-keir-starmer-david-lammy-pilot
Published: May 8, 2026 12:02
You never change the pilot halfway through a flight, says a clearly rattled David Lammy. Canāt he see that his party is in a tailspin?A couple of days ago on a Swiss flight from Seoul to Zurich, a pilot experienced a medical emergency. Three doctors onā¦
Blake Lively and Justin Baldoniās legal trainwreck has taught us this: never go to court. Ever | Marina Hyde
https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2026/may/05/blake-lively-justin-baldoni-legal-trainwreck-court
Published: May 5, 2026 14:20
The alleged conflict between the pair began on a film set and has been disastrous for everyone involved. Apart from the lawyers, naturallyLadies, gentlemen, cineastes: our long nightmare is over. The It Ends With Us legal drama has finally Ended With Us.ā¦
Starmer seems to think he can do no wrong ā two weeks of Mandy-mania hearings point to the opposite conclusion | Marina Hyde
https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2026/apr/28/keir-starmer-mandelson-hearings
Published: April 28, 2026 15:19
Bereft of any big ideas, or indeed policies, the PM is in his happy place: a never-ending parliamentary procedural processHave his enemies done it? Have the rebels managed to find a thermal exhaust port in the Death Starmer that would enable them finallyā¦