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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Back

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Published: May 21, 2026 15:20

Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:I want to be buried at the K-T boundary holding a box of brass gears marked Time Machine.Today's News:

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Trash

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Published: May 20, 2026 15:20

Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Kicking myself for not teeing this up as a major kickstarter.Today's News:

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Sick

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Published: May 19, 2026 15:20

Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Oddly enough, Ouroboros is also the sound a snake makes when trying to do this.Today's News:

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Criminal

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Published: May 18, 2026 15:30

Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:I'm so incredibly available to write this movie and 17 sequels. It's like the movie Wall Street, but with dolls.Today's News:

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Experiencing

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Published: May 17, 2026 15:30

Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:The flip side is once you get in the machine, you can start searching for the machine in the machine.Today's News:

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Bot

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Published: May 15, 2026 15:20

Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Unrelated, on a bluesky thread we discovered that there are many philosophers whose names rhyme with Bagel, but other Jewish breads are not so favored.Today's News:

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Hierarchy

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Published: May 14, 2026 15:20

Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:No, it doesn't belong in the bodily needs section. If anything, it's in opposition to bodily needs.Today's News:

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Tide

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Published: May 13, 2026 15:20

Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:For body soap, especially private areas, you want a gentle, moisturizing Antichrist.Today's News:

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Sport

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Published: May 12, 2026 15:20

Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:The weird part is I'll get complaint emails about the 2037 Olympics not being possible, and not, like, the rest of this idea.Today's News:

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Arp

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Published: May 11, 2026 15:20

Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:How come nobody has made this? Or did they all go mad after making it, so we haven't heard?Today's News:

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Terminal

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Published: May 10, 2026 15:20

Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:The other thing is the robots are stingy with the porn and drugs.Today's News: