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Ray Bradbury

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Published: April 29, 2026 00:00

"You have to know how to accept rejection and reject acceptance."

Laurence J. Peter

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Published: April 29, 2026 00:00

"Humility is the embarrassment you feel when you tell people how wonderful you are."

Norm Papernick

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Published: April 29, 2026 00:00

"Those who can laugh without cause have either found the true meaning of happiness or have gone stark raving mad."

Ogden Nash

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Published: April 29, 2026 00:00

"People who have what they want are fond of telling people who haven't what they want that they really don't want it."

Rita Rudner

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Published: April 28, 2026 00:00

"I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life."

Albert Schweitzer

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Published: April 28, 2026 00:00

"Man is a clever animal who behaves like an imbecile."

Mark Twain

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Published: April 28, 2026 00:00

"There is something fascinating about science. One gets such wholesale returns of conjecture out of such a trifling investment of fact."

Rita Mae Brown

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Published: April 28, 2026 00:00

"One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory."

Buzz Aldrin

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Published: April 27, 2026 00:00

"I believe that every human has a finite number of heart-beats. I don't intend to waste any of mine running around doing exercises."

Dana Carvey

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Published: April 27, 2026 00:00

"I'm thirty years old, but I read at the thirty-four-year-old level."

Oscar Wilde

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Published: April 27, 2026 00:00

"Disobedience, in the eyes of anyone who has read history, is man's original virtue. It is through disobedience and rebellion that progress has been made."

Ambrose Bierce

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Published: April 27, 2026 00:00

"The gambling known as business looks with austere disfavor upon the business known as gambling."

Jonathan Swift

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Published: April 26, 2026 00:00

"When a true genius appears in this world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in confederacy against him."

Anatole France

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Published: April 26, 2026 00:00

"If fifty million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing."

Charles M. Schulz

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Published: April 26, 2026 00:00

"Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably still be a dog. Sigh! There's so little hope for advancement."

Steven Wright

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Published: April 26, 2026 00:00

"What's another word for Thesaurus?"

Samuel Butler

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Published: April 25, 2026 00:00

"All progress is based upon a universal innate desire on the part of every organism to live beyond its income."

Martin Mull

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Published: April 25, 2026 00:00

"The town where I grew up has a zip code of E-I-E-I-O."

Philip Guedalla

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Published: April 25, 2026 00:00

"Autobiography is an unrivaled vehicle for telling the truth about other people."

Frank Zappa

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Published: April 25, 2026 00:00

"Communism doesn't work because people like to own stuff."

Sir Ralph Richardson

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Published: April 24, 2026 00:00

"Acting is merely the art of keeping a large group of people from coughing."

E. B. White

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Published: April 24, 2026 00:00

"People are, if anything, more touchy about being thought silly than they are about being thought unjust."

Sir William Bragg

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Published: April 24, 2026 00:00

"God runs electromagnetics by wave theory on Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, and the Devil runs them by quantum theory on Tuesday, Thursday, and Saturday."

Woody Allen

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Published: April 24, 2026 00:00

"Students achieving Oneness will move on to Twoness."

Richard Feynman

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Published: April 23, 2026 00:00

"Physicists like to think that all you have to do is say, these are the conditions, now what happens next?"

Diane Frolov and Andrew Schneider

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Published: April 23, 2026 00:00

"Sometimes the mind, for reasons we don't necessarily understand, just decides to go to the store for a quart of milk."

Walt Whitman

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Published: April 23, 2026 00:00

"Do I contradict myself?/ Very well then I contradict myself,/ (I am large, I contain multitudes.)"

Andre Gide

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Published: April 23, 2026 00:00

"Art is a collaboration between God and the artist, and the less the artist does the better."

W. C. Fields

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Published: April 22, 2026 00:00

"I've never struck a woman in my life, not even my own mother."

Aesop

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Published: April 22, 2026 00:00

"The smaller the mind the greater the conceit."

Thomas A. Edison

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Published: April 22, 2026 00:00

"Hell, there are no rules here-- we're trying to accomplish something."

James Thurber

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Published: April 22, 2026 00:00

"Early to rise and early to bed makes a male healthy and wealthy and dead."

Jerry Seinfeld

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Published: April 21, 2026 00:00

"There is no such thing as "fun for the whole family.""

R. D. Laing

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Published: April 21, 2026 00:00

"Life is a sexually transmitted disease."

Lenin

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Published: April 21, 2026 00:00

"A lie told often enough becomes the truth."

Alfred Korzybski

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Published: April 21, 2026 00:00

"There are two ways to slide easily through life; to believe everything or to doubt everything. Both ways save us from thinking."

Voltaire

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Published: April 20, 2026 00:00

"It is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong."

Ronald Reagan

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Published: April 20, 2026 00:00

"You can tell a lot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jellybeans."

Elizabeth Clarkson Zwart

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Published: April 20, 2026 00:00

"The older I grow, the less important the comma becomes. Let the reader catch his own breath."

John Kenneth Galbraith

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Published: April 20, 2026 00:00

"Where humor is concerned there are no standards - no one can say what is good or bad, although you can be sure that everyone will."

Evan Esar

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Published: April 19, 2026 00:00

"Statistician: A man who believes figures don't lie, but admits that under analysis some of them won't stand up either."

Cato the Elder

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Published: April 19, 2026 00:00

"After I'm dead I'd rather have people ask why I have no monument than why I have one."

Henri Poincare

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Published: April 19, 2026 00:00

"Science is facts; just as houses are made of stones, so is science made of facts; but a pile of stones is not a house and a collection of facts is not necessarily science."

Albert Einstein

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Published: April 19, 2026 00:00

"Too many of us look upon Americans as dollar chasers. This is a cruel libel, even if it is reiterated thoughtlessly by the Americans themselves."

Philip Johnson

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Published: April 18, 2026 00:00

"Architecture is the art of how to waste space."

Henry David Thoreau

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Published: April 18, 2026 00:00

"A man is rich in proportion to the number of things he can afford to let alone."