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Oscar Wilde

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Published: May 4, 2025 00:00

"I think that God in creating Man somewhat overestimated his ability."

H. L. Mencken

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Published: May 4, 2025 00:00

"It is hard to believe that a man is telling the truth when you know that you would lie if you were in his place."

Anonymous

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Published: May 4, 2025 00:00

"Write a wise saying and your name will live forever."

J. Paul Getty

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Published: May 4, 2025 00:00

"The meek shall inherit the Earth, but not its mineral rights."

Ed Meese

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Published: May 3, 2025 00:00

"You couldn't even prove the White House staff sane beyond a reasonable doubt."

Elbert Hubbard

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Published: May 3, 2025 00:00

"Never explain--your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe you anyway."

Galileo Galilei

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Published: May 3, 2025 00:00

"I have never met a man so ignorant that I couldn't learn something from him."

J. W. Eagan

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Published: May 3, 2025 00:00

"Never judge a book by its movie."

Joseph Heller

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Published: May 2, 2025 00:00

"The enemy is anybody who's going to get you killed, no matter which side he's on."

Robert Frost

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Published: May 2, 2025 00:00

"A liberal is a man too broadminded to take his own side in a quarrel."

Oliver Wendell Holmes

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Published: May 2, 2025 00:00

"Man's mind, once stretched by a new idea, never regains its original dimensions."

Doug Larson

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Published: May 2, 2025 00:00

"Accomplishing the impossible means only that the boss will add it to your regular duties."

Paul Gauguin

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Published: May 1, 2025 00:00

"Life being what it is, one dreams of revenge."

Evan Esar

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Published: May 1, 2025 00:00

"Most new books are forgotten within a year, especially by those who borrow them."

Wernher von Braun

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Published: May 1, 2025 00:00

"We can lick gravity, but sometimes the paperwork is overwhelming."

Jean Kerr

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Published: May 1, 2025 00:00

"I'm tired of all this nonsense about beauty being only skin-deep. That's deep enough. What do you want, an adorable pancreas?"

Samuel Goldwyn

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Published: April 30, 2025 00:00

"Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined."

Jerry Seinfeld

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Published: April 30, 2025 00:00

"Where lipstick is concerned, the important thing is not color, but to accept God's final word on where your lips end."

Peter Drucker

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Published: April 30, 2025 00:00

"Management is doing things right; leadership is doing the right things."

Edith Wharton

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Published: April 30, 2025 00:00

"There are lots of ways of being miserable, but there's only one way of being comfortable, and that is to stop running round after happiness. If you make up your mind not to be happy there's no reason why you shouldn't have a fairly good time."

Henrik Tikkanen

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Published: April 29, 2025 00:00

"Truly great madness cannot be achieved without significant intelligence."

John Andrew Holmes

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Published: April 29, 2025 00:00

"Speech is conveniently located midway between thought and action, where it often substitutes for both."

Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.

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Published: April 29, 2025 00:00

"Lawyers spend a great deal of their time shoveling smoke."

Charles M. Schulz

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Published: April 29, 2025 00:00

"I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time."

George Bernard Shaw

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Published: April 28, 2025 00:00

"If history repeats itself, and the unexpected always happens, how incapable must Man be of learning from experience."

Horace Walpole

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Published: April 28, 2025 00:00

"Foolish writers and readers are created for each other."

Heather Armstrong

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Published: April 28, 2025 00:00

"People often write me and ask how I keep my wood floors so clean when I live with a child and a dog, and my answer is that I use a technique called Suffering From a Mental Illness."

Alexander Hamilton

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Published: April 28, 2025 00:00

"A national debt, if it is not excessive, will be to us a national blessing."

Friedrich Nietzsche

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Published: April 27, 2025 00:00

"In heaven all the interesting people are missing."

Mickey Mantle

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Published: April 27, 2025 00:00

"If I knew I was going to live this long, I'd have taken better care of myself."

Randy K. Milholland

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Published: April 27, 2025 00:00

"I've accepted that I'm not going to die of natural causes, [but] getting killed 'cuz you're naturally a dick seems like natural causes to me."

Henny Youngman

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Published: April 27, 2025 00:00

"My Grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle."