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Harry S Truman

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Published: October 23, 2026 00:00

"It's a recession when your neighbor loses his job; it's a depression when you lose yours."

Scott Adams

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Published: October 23, 2026 00:00

"If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?"

Ellen Herman

http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Ellen_Herman

Published: October 23, 2026 00:00

"Joel: That's the movies, Ed. Try reality./ Ed: No thanks."

Ogden Nash

http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Ogden_Nash

Published: October 23, 2026 00:00

"A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of."

Don Herold

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Published: October 22, 2026 00:00

"There is nobody so irritating as somebody with less intelligence and more sense than we have."

Rita Holt

http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Rita_Holt

Published: October 22, 2026 00:00

"There it was, hidden in alphabetical order."

Steven Weinberg

http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Steven_Weinberg

Published: October 22, 2026 00:00

"The effort to understand the universe is one of the very few things that lifts human life a little above the level of farce, and gives it some of the grace of tragedy."

Sue Murphy

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Published: October 22, 2026 00:00

"Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives."

Thomas Henry Huxley

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Published: October 21, 2026 00:00

"Perhaps the most valuable result of all education is the ability to make yourself do the thing you have to do, when it ought to be done, whether you like it or not."

Randy K. Milholland

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Published: October 21, 2026 00:00

"Ah, sweet alcohol. Like a true friend, you replace the anger with better, louder anger."

Robertson Davies

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Published: October 21, 2026 00:00

"To be a book-collector is to combine the worst characteristics of a dope fiend with those of a miser."

Harry Shearer

http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Harry_Shearer

Published: October 21, 2026 00:00

"If absolute power corrupts absolutely, does absolute powerlessness make you pure?"

Oscar Wilde

http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Oscar_Wilde

Published: October 20, 2026 00:00

"Biography lends to death a new terror."

W. C. Fields

http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/W._C._Fields

Published: October 20, 2026 00:00

"I've never struck a woman in my life, not even my own mother."

Arlo Guthrie

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Published: October 20, 2026 00:00

"You can't have a light without a dark to stick it in."

Dave Barry

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Published: October 20, 2026 00:00

"I can win an argument on any topic, against any opponent. People know this, and steer clear of me at parties. Often, as a sign of their great respect, they don't even invite me."

Johann von Neumann

http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Johann_von_Neumann

Published: October 19, 2026 00:00

"In mathematics you don't understand things. You just get used to them."

Nicholas Chamfort

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Published: October 19, 2026 00:00

"An economist is a surgeon with an excellent scalpel and a rough-edged lancet, who operates beautifully on the dead and tortures the living."

Anais Nin

http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Anais_Nin

Published: October 19, 2026 00:00

"We don't see things as they are, we see things as we are."

Samuel Butler

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Published: October 19, 2026 00:00

"People care more about being thought to have taste than about being thought either good, clever or amiable."

Doug Larson

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Published: October 18, 2026 00:00

"Few things are more satisfying than seeing your own children have teenagers of their own."

Laurence J. Peter

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Published: October 18, 2026 00:00

"Bureaucracy defends the status quo long past the time when the quo has lost its status."

Moses Hadas

http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Moses_Hadas

Published: October 18, 2026 00:00

"This book fills a much-needed gap."

Seth Hoffman

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Published: October 18, 2026 00:00

"Rules are just helpful guidelines for stupid people who can't make up their own minds."

Dan Rather

http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Dan_Rather

Published: October 17, 2026 00:00

"Americans will put up with anything provided it doesn't block traffic."

Mark Twain

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Published: October 17, 2026 00:00

"I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell-you see, I have friends in both places."

Ellen DeGeneres

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Published: October 17, 2026 00:00

"I was coming home from kindergarten--well they told me it was kindergarten. I found out later I had been working in a factory for ten years. It's good for a kid to know how to make gloves."

Douglas Adams

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Published: October 17, 2026 00:00

"Humans are not proud of their ancestors, and rarely invite them round to dinner."

Francois de La Rochefoucauld

http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Francois_de_La_Rochefoucauld

Published: October 16, 2026 00:00

"We rarely think people have good sense unless they agree with us."

Benjamin Disraeli

http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Benjamin_Disraeli

Published: October 16, 2026 00:00

"There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics."