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Ernest Hemingway

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Published: June 14, 2026 00:00

"Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know."

W. C. Fields

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Published: June 14, 2026 00:00

"I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally."

G. K. Chesterton

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Published: June 14, 2026 00:00

"Poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese."

Lord Salisbury

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Published: June 14, 2026 00:00

"If you believe the doctors, nothing is wholesome; if you believe the theologians, nothing is innocent; if you believe the military, nothing is safe."

Sidney J. Harris

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Published: June 13, 2026 00:00

"A cynic is not merely one who reads bitter lessons from the past, he is one who is prematurely disappointed in the future."

Douglas Adams

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Published: June 13, 2026 00:00

"Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job."

Alan Perlis

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Published: June 13, 2026 00:00

"The computing field is always in need of new cliches."

Miss Piggy

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Published: June 13, 2026 00:00

"Never eat more than you can lift."

Voltaire

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Published: June 12, 2026 00:00

"I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: 'O Lord, make my enemies ridiculous.' And God granted it."

Mark Twain

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Published: June 12, 2026 00:00

"It is better to deserve honors and not have them than to have them and not to deserve them."

Dwight D. Eisenhower

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Published: June 12, 2026 00:00

"I can think of nothing more boring for the American people than to have to sit in their living rooms for a whole half hour looking at my face on their television screens."

Carrie Fisher

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Published: June 12, 2026 00:00

"You can't find any true closeness in Hollywood, because everybody does the fake closeness so well."

Rudyard Kipling

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Published: June 11, 2026 00:00

"Take everything you like seriously, except yourselves."

Saint Augustine

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Published: June 11, 2026 00:00

"O Lord, help me to be pure, but not yet."

Samuel Johnson

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Published: June 11, 2026 00:00

"Almost all absurdity of conduct arises from the imitation of those whom we cannot resemble."

Groucho Marx

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Published: June 11, 2026 00:00

"I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception."

William Hazlitt

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Published: June 10, 2026 00:00

"When a thing ceases to be a subject of controversy, it ceases to be a subject of interest."

Andy Warhol

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Published: June 10, 2026 00:00

"I am a deeply superficial person."

Tom Wilson

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Published: June 10, 2026 00:00

"Honesty is the best image."

Charles Caleb Colton

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Published: June 10, 2026 00:00

"We hate some persons because we do not know them; and we will not know them because we hate them."

Charles Kuralt

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Published: June 9, 2026 00:00

"Thanks to the Interstate Highway System, it is now possible to travel from coast to coast without seeing anything."

Larry Gelbart

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Published: June 9, 2026 00:00

"One doesn't have a sense of humor. It has you."

Will Cuppy

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Published: June 9, 2026 00:00

"Aristotle was famous for knowing everything. He taught that the brain exists merely to cool the blood and is not involved in the process of thinking. This is true only of certain persons."

Dave Barry

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Published: June 9, 2026 00:00

"What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death."

John Kenneth Galbraith

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Published: June 8, 2026 00:00

"Politics is not the art of the possible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable."

P. J. O'Rourke

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Published: June 8, 2026 00:00

"Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it."

Edmund Wilson

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Published: June 8, 2026 00:00

"There is nothing more demoralizing than a small but adequate income."

James F. Byrnes

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Published: June 8, 2026 00:00

"Too many people are thinking of security instead of opportunity. They seem more afraid of life than death."

Cullen Hightower

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Published: June 7, 2026 00:00

"There's always somebody who is paid too much, and taxed too little - and it's always somebody else."

Elaine Gill

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Published: June 7, 2026 00:00

"If you have any doubts that we live in a society controlled by men, try reading down the index of contributors to a volume of quotations, looking for women's names."

John Benfield

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Published: June 7, 2026 00:00

"Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines."

William Shakespeare

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Published: June 7, 2026 00:00

"If it were done, when 'tis done, then 'twere well it were done quickly."

Jodie Foster

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Published: June 6, 2026 00:00

"Normal is not something to aspire to, it's something to get away from."

Mo Udall

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Published: June 6, 2026 00:00

"If you can find something everyone agrees on, it's wrong."

Alec Bourne

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Published: June 6, 2026 00:00

"It is possible to store the mind with a million facts and still be entirely uneducated."

Woody Allen

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Published: June 6, 2026 00:00

"Interestingly, according to modern astronomers, space is finite. This is a very comforting thought-- particularly for people who can never remember where they have left things."

Henry Stimson

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Published: June 5, 2026 00:00

"The only way to make a man trustworthy is to trust him."

Edward Gibbon

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Published: June 5, 2026 00:00

"All that is human must retrograde if it does not advance."

Senator Everett Dirksen

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Published: June 5, 2026 00:00

"A billion here, a billion there, pretty soon it adds up to real money."

Francois de La Rochefoucauld

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Published: June 5, 2026 00:00

"We all have strength enough to endure the misfortunes of others."