Ray Bradbury
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Published: April 29, 2026 00:00
"You have to know how to accept rejection and reject acceptance."
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Ray Bradbury
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Published: April 29, 2026 00:00
"You have to know how to accept rejection and reject acceptance."
Laurence J. Peter
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Published: April 29, 2026 00:00
"Humility is the embarrassment you feel when you tell people how wonderful you are."
Norm Papernick
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Published: April 29, 2026 00:00
"Those who can laugh without cause have either found the true meaning of happiness or have gone stark raving mad."
Ogden Nash
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Published: April 29, 2026 00:00
"People who have what they want are fond of telling people who haven't what they want that they really don't want it."
Rita Rudner
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Published: April 28, 2026 00:00
"I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life."
Albert Schweitzer
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Published: April 28, 2026 00:00
"Man is a clever animal who behaves like an imbecile."
Mark Twain
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Published: April 28, 2026 00:00
"There is something fascinating about science. One gets such wholesale returns of conjecture out of such a trifling investment of fact."
Rita Mae Brown
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Published: April 28, 2026 00:00
"One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory."
Buzz Aldrin
http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Buzz_Aldrin
Published: April 27, 2026 00:00
"I believe that every human has a finite number of heart-beats. I don't intend to waste any of mine running around doing exercises."
Dana Carvey
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Published: April 27, 2026 00:00
"I'm thirty years old, but I read at the thirty-four-year-old level."
Oscar Wilde
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Published: April 27, 2026 00:00
"Disobedience, in the eyes of anyone who has read history, is man's original virtue. It is through disobedience and rebellion that progress has been made."
Ambrose Bierce
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Published: April 27, 2026 00:00
"The gambling known as business looks with austere disfavor upon the business known as gambling."
Jonathan Swift
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Published: April 26, 2026 00:00
"When a true genius appears in this world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in confederacy against him."
Anatole France
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Published: April 26, 2026 00:00
"If fifty million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing."
Charles M. Schulz
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Published: April 26, 2026 00:00
"Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably still be a dog. Sigh! There's so little hope for advancement."
Steven Wright
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Published: April 26, 2026 00:00
"What's another word for Thesaurus?"
Samuel Butler
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Published: April 25, 2026 00:00
"All progress is based upon a universal innate desire on the part of every organism to live beyond its income."
Martin Mull
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Published: April 25, 2026 00:00
"The town where I grew up has a zip code of E-I-E-I-O."
Philip Guedalla
http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Philip_Guedalla
Published: April 25, 2026 00:00
"Autobiography is an unrivaled vehicle for telling the truth about other people."
Frank Zappa
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Published: April 25, 2026 00:00
"Communism doesn't work because people like to own stuff."
Sir Ralph Richardson
http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Sir_Ralph_Richardson
Published: April 24, 2026 00:00
"Acting is merely the art of keeping a large group of people from coughing."
E. B. White
http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/E._B._White
Published: April 24, 2026 00:00
"People are, if anything, more touchy about being thought silly than they are about being thought unjust."
Sir William Bragg
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Published: April 24, 2026 00:00
"God runs electromagnetics by wave theory on Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, and the Devil runs them by quantum theory on Tuesday, Thursday, and Saturday."
Woody Allen
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Published: April 24, 2026 00:00
"Students achieving Oneness will move on to Twoness."
Richard Feynman
http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Richard_Feynman
Published: April 23, 2026 00:00
"Physicists like to think that all you have to do is say, these are the conditions, now what happens next?"
Diane Frolov and Andrew Schneider
http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Diane_Frolov_and_Andrew_Schneider
Published: April 23, 2026 00:00
"Sometimes the mind, for reasons we don't necessarily understand, just decides to go to the store for a quart of milk."
Walt Whitman
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Published: April 23, 2026 00:00
"Do I contradict myself?/ Very well then I contradict myself,/ (I am large, I contain multitudes.)"
Andre Gide
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Published: April 23, 2026 00:00
"Art is a collaboration between God and the artist, and the less the artist does the better."
W. C. Fields
http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/W._C._Fields
Published: April 22, 2026 00:00
"I've never struck a woman in my life, not even my own mother."
Aesop
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Published: April 22, 2026 00:00
"The smaller the mind the greater the conceit."
Thomas A. Edison
http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Thomas_A._Edison
Published: April 22, 2026 00:00
"Hell, there are no rules here-- we're trying to accomplish something."
James Thurber
http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/James_Thurber
Published: April 22, 2026 00:00
"Early to rise and early to bed makes a male healthy and wealthy and dead."
Jerry Seinfeld
http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Jerry_Seinfeld
Published: April 21, 2026 00:00
"There is no such thing as "fun for the whole family.""
R. D. Laing
http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/R._D._Laing
Published: April 21, 2026 00:00
"Life is a sexually transmitted disease."
Lenin
http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Lenin
Published: April 21, 2026 00:00
"A lie told often enough becomes the truth."
Alfred Korzybski
http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Alfred_Korzybski
Published: April 21, 2026 00:00
"There are two ways to slide easily through life; to believe everything or to doubt everything. Both ways save us from thinking."
Voltaire
http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Voltaire
Published: April 20, 2026 00:00
"It is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong."
Ronald Reagan
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Published: April 20, 2026 00:00
"You can tell a lot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jellybeans."
Elizabeth Clarkson Zwart
http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Elizabeth_Clarkson_Zwart
Published: April 20, 2026 00:00
"The older I grow, the less important the comma becomes. Let the reader catch his own breath."
John Kenneth Galbraith
http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/John_Kenneth_Galbraith
Published: April 20, 2026 00:00
"Where humor is concerned there are no standards - no one can say what is good or bad, although you can be sure that everyone will."
Evan Esar
http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Evan_Esar
Published: April 19, 2026 00:00
"Statistician: A man who believes figures don't lie, but admits that under analysis some of them won't stand up either."
Cato the Elder
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Published: April 19, 2026 00:00
"After I'm dead I'd rather have people ask why I have no monument than why I have one."
Henri Poincare
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Published: April 19, 2026 00:00
"Science is facts; just as houses are made of stones, so is science made of facts; but a pile of stones is not a house and a collection of facts is not necessarily science."
Albert Einstein
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Published: April 19, 2026 00:00
"Too many of us look upon Americans as dollar chasers. This is a cruel libel, even if it is reiterated thoughtlessly by the Americans themselves."
Philip Johnson
http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Philip_Johnson
Published: April 18, 2026 00:00
"Architecture is the art of how to waste space."
Henry David Thoreau
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Published: April 18, 2026 00:00
"A man is rich in proportion to the number of things he can afford to let alone."
Isaac Asimov
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Published: April 18, 2026 00:00
"Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent."
Arthur C. Clarke
http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Arthur_C._Clarke
Published: April 18, 2026 00:00
"Politicians should read science fiction, not westerns and detective stories."