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H. L. Mencken

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Published: September 20, 2026 00:00

"Platitude: an idea (a) that is admitted to be true by everyone, and (b) that is not true."

Hob Broun

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Published: September 20, 2026 00:00

"Realism...has no more to do with reality than anything else."

Terry Pratchett

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Published: September 20, 2026 00:00

"A marriage is always made up of two people who are prepared to swear that only the other one snores."

Carl Reiner

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Published: September 20, 2026 00:00

"A lot of people like snow. I find it to be an unnecessary freezing of water."

Oscar Levant

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Published: September 19, 2026 00:00

"There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line."

Francois de La Rochefoucauld

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Published: September 19, 2026 00:00

"The height of cleverness is to be able to conceal it."

Bernard M. Baruch

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Published: September 19, 2026 00:00

"Never answer a critic, unless he's right."

Joe Ancis

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Published: September 19, 2026 00:00

"The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well."

William Goldman

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Published: September 18, 2026 00:00

"Life is pain, anyone who says differently is selling something."

Nicholas Chamfort

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Published: September 18, 2026 00:00

"In great affairs men show themselves as they wish to be seen; in small things they show themselves as they are."

Rita Rudner

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Published: September 18, 2026 00:00

"My mother buried three husbands, and two of them were just napping."

George Bernard Shaw

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Published: September 18, 2026 00:00

"Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it."

Steven Wright

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Published: September 17, 2026 00:00

"The first time I ever read the dictionary I thought it was a poem about everything."

Mel Brooks

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Published: September 17, 2026 00:00

"Humor is just another defense against the universe."

Douglas Adams

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Published: September 17, 2026 00:00

"He felt that his whole life was some kind of dream and he sometimes wondered whose it was and whether they were enjoying it."

George Carlin

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Published: September 17, 2026 00:00

"It's never just a game when you're winning."

Sir Richard Steele

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Published: September 16, 2026 00:00

"Reading is to the mind what exercise is to the body."

Oscar Wilde

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Published: September 16, 2026 00:00

"Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes."

National Lampoon

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Published: September 16, 2026 00:00

"Fall not in love, therefore; it will stick to your face."

Gerald R. Ford

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Published: September 16, 2026 00:00

"Things are more like they are now than they have ever been."

Sir William Drummond

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Published: September 15, 2026 00:00

"He who will not reason is a bigot; he who cannot is a fool; and he who dares not is a slave."

Henry David Thoreau

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Published: September 15, 2026 00:00

"What is the use of a house if you haven't got a tolerable planet to put it on?"

Randy K. Milholland

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Published: September 15, 2026 00:00

"The only way to be truly misogynistic is to be a woman."

Don Marquis

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Published: September 15, 2026 00:00

"Pity the meek, for they shall inherit the earth."

Peter Drucker

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Published: September 14, 2026 00:00

"The computer is a moron."

Art Spander

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Published: September 14, 2026 00:00

"The great thing about democracy is that it gives every voter a chance to do something stupid."

Kingsley Amis

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Published: September 14, 2026 00:00

"It was no wonder that people were so horrible when they started life as children."

Samuel Taylor Coleridge

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Published: September 14, 2026 00:00

"What is an epigram? A dwarfish whole, its body brevity, and wit its soul."

Mark Twain

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Published: September 13, 2026 00:00

"Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear - not absence of fear."

Harry S Truman

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Published: September 13, 2026 00:00

"I have found the best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it."

Norman Mailer

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Published: September 13, 2026 00:00

"Any war that requires the suspension of reason as a necessity for support is a bad war."

Charles McCabe

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Published: September 13, 2026 00:00

"Any clod can have the facts, but having opinions is an art."