Edward De Bono
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Published: May 21, 2025 00:00
"Humor is by far the most significant activity of the human brain."
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Edward De Bono
http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Edward_De_Bono
Published: May 21, 2025 00:00
"Humor is by far the most significant activity of the human brain."
Lisa Kudrow
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Published: May 21, 2025 00:00
"In most pursuits, one's self is one of the biggest hurdles to get over. You can't pursue something and be committed to it if you're apologizing for it at every party."
Aldous Huxley
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Published: May 21, 2025 00:00
"Most human beings have an almost infinite capacity for taking things for granted."
David Frost
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Published: May 21, 2025 00:00
"Television enables you to be entertained in your home by people you wouldn't have in your home."
Katharine Hepburn
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Published: May 20, 2025 00:00
"Acting is the most minor of gifts and not a very high-class way to earn a living. After all, Shirley Temple could do it at the age of four."
Norman Douglas
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Published: May 20, 2025 00:00
"Education is a state-controlled manufactory of echoes."
Henry David Thoreau
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Published: May 20, 2025 00:00
"A man is rich in proportion to the number of things he can afford to let alone."
Mae West
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Published: May 20, 2025 00:00
"He who hesitates is a damned fool."
Alice Kahn
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Published: May 19, 2025 00:00
"For a list of all the ways technology has failed to improve the quality of life, please press three."
H. L. Mencken
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Published: May 19, 2025 00:00
"The older I grow the more I distrust the familiar doctrine that age brings wisdom."
Fran Lebowitz
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Published: May 19, 2025 00:00
"Food is an important part of a balanced diet."
John Sladek
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Published: May 19, 2025 00:00
"The future, according to some scientists, will be exactly like the past, only far more expensive."
Samuel Butler
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Published: May 18, 2025 00:00
"It is better to have loved and lost than never to have lost at all."
Oscar Levant
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Published: May 18, 2025 00:00
"I envy people who drink. At least they have something to blame everything on."
Rita Mae Brown
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Published: May 18, 2025 00:00
"Good judgment comes from experience, and often experience comes from bad judgment."
Ronald Reagan
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Published: May 18, 2025 00:00
"I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting."
Edgar Bergen
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Published: May 17, 2025 00:00
"Ambition is a poor excuse for not having sense enough to be lazy."
Alvin Toffler
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Published: May 17, 2025 00:00
"Anyone nit-picking enough to write a letter of correction to an editor doubtless deserves the error that provoked it."
Gore Vidal
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Published: May 17, 2025 00:00
"It is not enough to succeed. Others must fail."
Ann Richards
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Published: May 17, 2025 00:00
"I get a lot of cracks about my hair, mostly from men who don't have any."
Oscar Wilde
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Published: May 16, 2025 00:00
"To disagree with three-fourths of the British public is one of the first requisites of sanity."
Unknown
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Published: May 16, 2025 00:00
"Artificial Intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."
Anonymous
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Published: May 16, 2025 00:00
"Time is that quality of nature which keeps events from happening all at once. Lately it doesn't seem to be working."
Carl Sagan
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Published: May 16, 2025 00:00
"I maintain there is much more wonder in science than in pseudoscience. And in addition, to whatever measure this term has any meaning, science has the additional virtue, and it is not an inconsiderable one, of being true."
Jean Cocteau
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Published: May 15, 2025 00:00
"We must believe in luck. For how else can we explain the success of those we don't like?"
Gerald Nachman
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Published: May 15, 2025 00:00
"Nothing fails like success."
Johnny Carson
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Published: May 15, 2025 00:00
"If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead."
Richard Gere
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Published: May 15, 2025 00:00
"I know who I am. No one else knows who I am. If I was a giraffe, and someone said I was a snake, I'd think, no, actually I'm a giraffe."
Mark Twain
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Published: May 14, 2025 00:00
"All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure."
Dan Rather
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Published: May 14, 2025 00:00
"An intellectual snob is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture and not think of The Lone Ranger."
Doug Larson
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Published: May 14, 2025 00:00
"A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience."
Flannery O'Connor
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Published: May 14, 2025 00:00
"Everywhere I go I'm asked if I think the university stifles writers. My opinion is that they don't stifle enough of them. There's many a best-seller that could have been prevented by a good teacher."