LOCAL: Lift doors close just as you approach. Your reflection mocks you.
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Published: May 16, 2026 00:00
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LOCAL: Lift doors close just as you approach. Your reflection mocks you.
https://www.parodicalperiodical.org/#202605160000
Published: May 16, 2026 00:00
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TODAY IN HISTORY: (1983) Internet protocol developed. Nobody predicts cat video dominance.
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Published: May 15, 2026 00:00
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FACT: The best way to remember something is to forget to write it down.
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Published: May 14, 2026 00:00
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OPINION: Every playlist should be required to explain its emotional trajectory upfront.
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Published: May 13, 2026 00:00
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JUST ASKING QUESTIONS: How do "Do Not Walk On Grass" signs get there?
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Published: May 12, 2026 00:00
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OPINION: Top three lies: "I've read the terms and conditions", "I'm five minutes away", and "Just one more episode".
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Published: May 11, 2026 00:00
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TODAY IN HISTORY: (1994) First spam email sent. Humanity's doom foretold.
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Published: May 10, 2026 00:00
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BREAKING: Person successfully opens plastic packaging without scissors or rage.
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Published: May 9, 2026 00:00
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TODAY'S FEAR: Realising you've been wrong about someone's name for months.
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Published: May 8, 2026 00:00
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FACT: The optimal bread-to-butter ratio remains unsolved despite centuries of research.
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Published: May 7, 2026 00:00
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BREAKING: Sofa cushion surrenders remote control after three-month standoff.
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Published: May 6, 2026 00:00
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