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Condemned serial killer prays to Orange Allah in last words
https://nationalzero.com/2025/05/15/condemned-serial-killer-prays-to-orange-allah-in-last-words/
Published: May 16, 2025 01:59
The last words of Glenn Edward Rogers, aka “the Casanova Killer,” before he was put to death via lethal injection in a Florida prison Thursday were “President Trump, keep making America great. I’m ready to go,” USA Today reports on the bizarre final…
Kash doesn’t want to be the guy to tell fanboys when nothing happens and James Comey doesn’t get prosecuted for “threat”
Published: May 15, 2025 22:59
We are aware of the recent tweet by former FBI Director James Comey, directed at President Trump. We are in communication with the Secret Service and Director Curran. Primary jurisdiction is with SS on these matters and we, the FBI, will provide all…
Texas man brings car to burrito fight
https://nationalzero.com/2025/05/15/texas-man-brings-car-to-burrito-fight/
Published: May 15, 2025 21:31
“On May 9, 2025, deputies with Constable Mark Herman’s Office responded to the Dollar Tree located in the 100 block of East Louetta Road in reference to a road rage incident.” “Upon arriving, the suspect involved was detained and identified as Arturo…
“We’re cooked… Speaker let this get out of control”
https://nationalzero.com/2025/05/15/were-cooked-speaker-let-this-get-out-of-control/
Published: May 15, 2025 20:37
An anonymous House Republican left this afternoon’s big super-important caucus meeting ahead of Friday’s big super-important Budget Committee vote on the “Big Beautiful Bill” and texted Punchbowl’s Jake Sherman to tell him simply “We’re cooked. Speaker let…
Sean Duffy reveals bold new response to air traffic control woes
Published: May 15, 2025 19:57
We are moving Jesus out of the basement at the Merchant Marine Academy! To all the midshipmen: this painting is going back where it belongs. pic.twitter.com/bJ9c0FUr4e — Secretary Sean Duffy (@SecDuffy) May 15, 2025 The post Sean Duffy reveals bold new…
Florida de-fluoridates, de-chemtrailizes
https://nationalzero.com/2025/05/15/florida-de-fluoridates-de-chemtrailizes/
Published: May 15, 2025 19:29
Heels-wearing Florida Governor Ron DeSantis on Thursday signed a bill increasing tooth decay in a state where it’s already doing pretty well, banning “certain minerals” from being added to public drinking water – meaning fluoride – on the advice of his…
UnitedHealth hasn’t bought enough $TRUMP coin
https://nationalzero.com/2025/05/15/unitedhealth-hasnt-bought-enough-trump-coin/
Published: May 15, 2025 18:37
UnitedHeath Group hasn’t bought enough $TRUMP shitcoin, or maybe not any at all, is the only reasonable conclusion one can draw from a Wall Street Journal article about how the company is under federal criminal investigation for some sort of “Medicare…
“Walmart will lower prices in the long run”
https://nationalzero.com/2025/05/15/walmart-will-lower-prices-in-the-long-run/
Published: May 15, 2025 17:57
MAGA Congressman Andy Barr was not having any of your libtarded “reality” shit on Thursday, telling CNN’s John Berman that magically Walmart will lower prices “in the long run” because something something convicted felon President Trump is a master…
Ed Martin under investigation for ???
https://nationalzero.com/2025/05/15/ed-martin-under-investigation-for/
Published: May 15, 2025 17:09
Former Acting DC US Attorney-turned-some-made-up-Justice Department-job-that-Trump-gave-him-after-replacing-him-with-Judge-Box-O-Wine Ed Martin told staffers in a goodbye email sent Thursday that he’s under investigation by the Office of Disciplinary…
Jim Jordan wants to wrestle Pfizer for alleged election interference
https://nationalzero.com/2025/05/15/jim-jordan-wants-to-wrestle-pfizer-for-election-interference/
Published: May 15, 2025 16:29
Writing yet another one of his ridiculous document demand letters, spandex-wearing grapple-freak Jim Jordan this time harasses Pfizer CEO Albert Bourla with some shit about them withholding news that their COVID vax tests were successful claiming that…
HUD Secretary tells fat lazy MAGA voters their handouts are over
Published: May 15, 2025 15:59
The post HUD Secretary tells fat lazy MAGA voters their handouts are over appeared first on National Zero.
“Human remains found near Taylor Swift’s beachside mansion”
https://nationalzero.com/2025/05/15/human-remains-found-near-taylor-swifts-beachside-mansion/
Published: May 15, 2025 15:33
Linking to a story by Providence, Rhode Island NBC affiliate WJAR headlined “Human remains found in Westerly,” Fox News added some of their signature creamy, sugary, cholesterol-laden industrial-lard byproduct frosting to the recipe called for in the…
MAGAfrikaner “refugee” who tweeted “Jews are untrustworthy and dangerous” now claims he’s part-Jewish and thus not antisemitic
Published: May 15, 2025 14:29
MAGA Afrikaner fake refugee Charl Kleinhaus, first identified by Twitter users including @incontroZA and @BiancavanWyk16 before he went big in his new home in a Wednesday Bulwark report as having tweeted shit like “Jews are untrustworthy and a dangerous…
LISTEN LIVE: Los Supremos hear Birthright Citizenship case
https://nationalzero.com/2025/05/15/listen-live-los-supremos-hear-birthright-citizenship-case/
Published: May 15, 2025 14:01
The Supreme Court will on Thursday hear convicted felon President Trump’s solicitor dickhead John Sauer croak his way through arguments that are seen as actually primarily about whether or not lone judges can make rulings that effect nationwide…
Jaydee to attend Pope Leo XIV’s inaugural mass
https://nationalzero.com/2025/05/15/jaydee-to-attend-pope-leo-xivs-inaugural-mass/
Published: May 15, 2025 13:59
“Vice President JD Vance will lead a US Delegation to Vatican City to attend the inaugural Mass of His Holiness Pope Leo XIV on Sunday, May 18, 2025. Vice President Vance and Second Lady Usha Vance will be joined by Secretary of State Marco Rubio and Mrs…
Powell warns of “supply shocks”
https://nationalzero.com/2025/05/15/powell-warns-of-supply-shocks/
Published: May 15, 2025 13:37
Speaking at some conference in DC on Thursday, Fed chairman Jerome Powell told the crowd of mostly white men in expensive suits that “Higher real rates may also reflect the possibility that inflation could be more volatile going forward than in the…
Pizzagate asshole laments Trump’s failure to end shoplifting
https://nationalzero.com/2025/05/15/pizzagate-asshole-laments-trumps-failure-to-end-shoplifting/
Published: May 15, 2025 12:59
pic.twitter.com/gvLvVDSfhb — Jack Poso 🇺🇸 (@JackPosobiec) May 15, 2025 We were to understand that shoplifting was a “Biden’s America” thing and that once Trump returned to power that stores would remove those locked plexiglass cases leaving you free to…
Legal expert weighs in on big Supreme Court case
https://nationalzero.com/2025/05/15/legal-expert-weighs-in-on-big-supreme-court-case/
Published: May 15, 2025 12:43
“Big case today in the United States Supreme Court. Birthright Citizenship was not meant for people taking vacations to become permanent Citizens of the United States of America, and bringing their families with them, all the time laughing at the ‘SUCKERS’…
Walmart CFO says price hikes already happening
https://nationalzero.com/2025/05/15/walmart-cfo-says-price-hikes-already-happening/
Published: May 15, 2025 11:59
Walmart CFO John Rainey tells Bloomberg that convicted felon President Trump’s declaration of trade war with China is already sending prices higher for their customers, irrespective of the fat bastard’s partial capitulation. “If you’ve not already seen it,…
Bondi sold at least $1 million in $DJT on “Liberation Day”
https://nationalzero.com/2025/05/15/bondi-sold-at-least-1-million-in-djt-on-liberation-day/
Published: May 15, 2025 11:37
US Attorney General Pam Bondi sold somewhere between $1 and $5 million in shares of Truth Social parent Trump Media and Technology Group on the day the fat bastard declared his stupid trade war, sparing herself from a 13 percent dip in its value the next…
Fox News reports other dictator skipping “peace talks”
https://nationalzero.com/2025/05/15/fox-news-reports-other-dictator-skipping-peace-talks/
Published: May 15, 2025 10:59
Trump to skip Russia-Ukraine peace talks, calls Zelenskyy the ‘greatest salesman, maybe in history’ https://t.co/5IhafG8HqI — Fox News (@FoxNews) May 15, 2025 The post Fox News reports other dictator skipping “peace talks” appeared first on National Zero.
Troops don’t laugh at Trump joke about “fourth election win”
https://nationalzero.com/2025/05/15/troops-dont-laugh-at-trump-joke-about-fourth-election-win/
Published: May 15, 2025 09:55
“President Trump, who is used to hard-core dedicated supporters at his rallies, is getting a much more modest reception from the troops at Al Udeid. A joke about seeking a 4th election victory falls flat. Call out to Sean Hannity gets tepid applause,”…
Russian national indicted for smuggling biological material into US
https://nationalzero.com/2025/05/14/russian-national-indicted-for-smuggling-biological-material/
Published: May 15, 2025 01:49
“A Russian national has been arrested and charged for allegedly attempting to smuggle clawed frog embryos and embryonic samples into the United States. Kseniia Petrova, 31, a Russian citizen, was charged by criminal complaint with one count of smuggling…
House GOP’s frustrations laid maybe just a little too bare
https://nationalzero.com/2025/05/14/house-gops-frustrations-laid-maybe-just-a-little-too-bare/
Published: May 14, 2025 22:59
We need to get Americans off the sidelines. — House Republicans (@HouseGOP) May 13, 2025 Can’t be 100 percent certain that this tweet came after the first time a protestor interrupted Tuesday’s House Appropriations Committee markup for the “Big Beautiful…
Mauritania appeals court overturns former president’s five year prison bid – and then hits him with 15 years plus a $3 million fine
Published: May 14, 2025 21:45
Former Mauritania President Mohamed Ould Abdel Aziz challenged a trial court’s five year prison sentence against him for corruption, arguing it wasn’t appropriate for an ex-leader of the large West Saharan nation to end up behind bars, even if he did…
Vlad bitches out of face-to-face with Zelensky in Turkey
https://nationalzero.com/2025/05/14/vlad-bitches-out-of-face-to-face-with-zelensky-in-turkey/
Published: May 14, 2025 20:39
Russian dictator Vladimir Putin is too chickenshit to attend a face-to-face chat with Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky as the Netherlands-based exile outlet the Moscow Times reports that Putin will instead send some of his goons instead. Zelensky had…
“RUMP” watch leaves cultist couple wanting
https://nationalzero.com/2025/05/14/rump-watch-leaves-cultist-couple-wanting/
Published: May 14, 2025 19:57
Remember that “Trump Watches” scam where fanboys could spend $640 to get an ultra-limited edition wristpiece, one of only 250? Rhode Island Trump fanboy Tim Petit tells WJAR a tale of the kind of quality control you’d expect from the convicted felon…
Florida heading for epic housing crash
https://nationalzero.com/2025/05/14/florida-heading-for-epic-housing-crash/
Published: May 14, 2025 18:59
Normally MAGA-friendly-ish shitty British tabloid the Daily Mail’s got some very unfortunate news for one of the Deplorable-est states in the country: Florida’s housing market is headed for a major crash, with the situation particularly bad in convicted…
Mar-a-Lago docs case prosecutor pleads Fifth to Jim Jordan
https://nationalzero.com/2025/05/14/mar-a-lago-docs-case-prosecutor-pleads-fifth-to-jim-jordan/
Published: May 14, 2025 17:59
Jay Bratt, the former top Justice Department national security division prosecutor who worked the case against convicted felon President Trump for having stolen classified documents from the White House and kept them in a bathroom among other places in his…
House Dems ask Treasury for SARs on Trump, Musk, etc
https://nationalzero.com/2025/05/14/house-dems-ask-treasury-for-sars-on-trump-musk-etc/
Published: May 14, 2025 17:25
“We write regarding the potential misuse of certain politically oriented fundraising ventures for fraudulent, corrupt, or other illegal purposes. The fundraising activities of the Republican online fundraising platform WinRed; several political action…
Mike Johnson complains members of Congress aren’t paid enough
https://nationalzero.com/2025/05/14/mike-johnson-opposes-stock-ban-because-he-doesnt-make-enough/
Published: May 14, 2025 16:37
Holy shit, he actually said this, lol. He couldn’t come up with some “patriotic,” free-market something-something line of “principled” bullshit rather than just outright saying members should be allowed to make money (and insider trade) on the side because…
Federal judge orders green carder Georgetown academic freed
https://nationalzero.com/2025/05/14/federal-judge-orders-green-carder-georgetown-academic-freed/
Published: May 14, 2025 15:59
A Virginia federal judge on Wednesday ordered the the immediate release of Indian-born Georgetown fellow and green card holder Dr Badar Khan Suri from ICE detention after finding that the Trump Regime was full of shit about he and his citizen wife’s ties…
The Hill celebrates 2 percent increase in Trump approval rating
https://nationalzero.com/2025/05/14/the-hill-celebrates-2-percent-increase-in-trump-approval-rating/
Published: May 14, 2025 15:49
“President Trump’s approval rating has increased to 44 percent, according to a new Reuters/Ipsos poll. While it is a small tick up from the 42 percent approval rating he measured in the prior survey by Reuters/Ipsos last month, it does run in time with…
Drug overdose deaths dropped to pre-2020 levels last year
https://nationalzero.com/2025/05/14/drug-overdose-deaths-dropped-to-pre-2020-levels-last-year/
Published: May 14, 2025 14:59
Drug overdose deaths in the United States dropped to pre-pandemic levels last year, Axios reports citing CDC estimates putting the number at 80,391 down 26.9 percent from the 110,037 estimated in 2023. The post Drug overdose deaths dropped to pre-2020…
Yeah, what about the Statute of Liberty? That was a foreign gift too!
https://nationalzero.com/2025/05/14/yeah-what-about-the-statute-of-liberty-that-was-a-foreign-gift/
Published: May 14, 2025 14:35
“To everyone complaining about this gift: How about the Resolute Desk aka Hayes Desk that was gifted to President Hayes from Queen Victoria in 1880? What about the Statue of Liberty which was gifted from France in 1886? Be truthful, it is ONLY because it…
WATCH LIVE: House Oversight hearing on ICE stormtroopers
https://nationalzero.com/2025/05/14/watch-live-house-oversight-hearing-on-ice-stormtroopers/
Published: May 14, 2025 13:59
There are quite a few Congressional hearings this Wednesday morning, yet this Homeland Security Committee matinee on ICE just might be the one to watch after all the shit going on lately. The post WATCH LIVE: House Oversight hearing on ICE stormtroopers…
“This was beginning to hurt Trump’s supporters – Trump’s people”
https://nationalzero.com/2025/05/14/this-was-beginning-to-hurt-trumps-supporters-trumps-people/
Published: May 14, 2025 13:43
In an inside account of convicted felon President Trump’s partial capitulation to China in the stupid fucking trade war that he started, the Washington Post reports that his minions were able to talk him down when truckers, longshoremen, and others whom he…
Foolish mortals tempt wrath of Zeus by transmuting lead into gold
Published: May 14, 2025 13:19
“In a paper published in Physical Review Journals, the ALICE collaboration reports measurements that quantify the transmutation of lead into gold in CERN’s Large Hadron Collider. Transforming the base metal lead into the precious metal gold was a dream of…
WATCH LIVE: Orange Ayatollah signs bribery agreement
https://nationalzero.com/2025/05/14/watch-live-orange-ayatollah-signs-bribery-agreement/
Published: May 14, 2025 12:53
Supposedly the fat bastard is arriving at this luxury hotel in Doha within the next 10 minutes, per Roll Call’s schedule, but who knows when he’ll show up since he’s always running late. Or if the flags are still flapping in the wind by 9:30 EDT you can…
Paxton’s impeachment and FBI raid an asset in primary: Politico
https://nationalzero.com/2025/05/14/paxtons-impeachment-and-fbi-raid-an-asset-in-primary-politico/
Published: May 14, 2025 12:21
Republicans in both Texas and DC are increasingly dismayed as they stare down primary fight between Picasso-faced corrupt shitbag Attorney General Ken Paxton and incumbent “RINO” Senator John Cornhole Cornyn that Politico speculates could end up being “the…
President finds Syrian warlord now leading nation “attractive”
https://nationalzero.com/2025/05/14/president-finds-syrian-warlord-now-leading-nation-attractive/
Published: May 14, 2025 11:45
Convicted felon President Trump on Wednesday told reporters on Air Force One that his meeting with Syrian warlord-turned-President Ahmed al-Sharaa aka Abu Mohammad al-Julani went “great,” adding he’s a “young, attractive guy. Tough guy. Strong past. Very…
“What if John Wilkes Booth is under my bed? What if he’s hiding?”
https://nationalzero.com/2025/05/14/what-if-john-wilkes-booth-is-under-my-bed-what-if-hes-hiding/
Published: May 14, 2025 10:59
The parents of a Tennessee three year-old tell People Magazine that their daughter has become unhealthily fixated on and fearful of John Wilkes Booth ever since a November trip to Washington, DC where the family’s stops included the museum at Ford’s…
Dems to fly “Qatar-a-Lago” banner over Mar-a-Lago
https://nationalzero.com/2025/05/14/dems-to-fly-qatar-a-lago-banner-over-mar-a-lago/
Published: May 14, 2025 10:19
The Democratic National Committee plans to fly plane dragging a banner reading “Qatar-a-Lago” over convicted felon President Trump’s southern Florida redoubt on Wednesday, chair Ken Martin tells ABC News. “Donald Trump is using the presidency to personally…
Fat idiot directly contradicts what he said in previous article
https://nationalzero.com/2025/05/13/fat-idiot-directly-contradicts-what-he-said-in-previous-article/
Published: May 14, 2025 01:43
Sitting in the apparently soon-to-be-former Air Force One with dipshit Fox News propagandist Sean Hannity for an interview recorded at some point in the last 24 hours, convicted felon President Trump directly contradicted the Truth Social post in the…
Orange Corruption Slut still going with “it’s for the country, not me”
Published: May 14, 2025 00:01
“The Boeing 747 is being given to the United States Air Force/Department of Defense, NOT TO ME! It is a gift from a Nation, Qatar, that we have successfully defended for many years. It will be used by our Government as a temporary Air Force One, until such…
Top Mexican official confirms Trump let cartel boss’s family into US
Published: May 13, 2025 23:23
Mexican Security Secretary Omar Garcia Harfuch on Tuesday confirmed an independent journalist’s reporting that 17 family members of Sinaloa Cartel leadership had crossed into the United States with their suitcases as part of a deal with the Trump Regime…
ICE agents left 12 year-old kid alone on sidewalk after arrest
https://nationalzero.com/2025/05/13/ice-agents-left-12-year-old-kid-alone-on-sidewalk-after-arrest/
Published: May 13, 2025 22:59
Another one of these fucking stories out of Massachusetts. The post ICE agents left 12 year-old kid alone on sidewalk after arrest appeared first on National Zero.
Wave of Sudden Exploding Bird Syndrome hits California town
Published: May 13, 2025 21:57
Residents of a Bay Area, California town are confused and upset trying to figure out why at least 50 birds have exploded in recent weeks after landing on a certain stretch of powerline, KABC reports. While the lede makes it seem at least sort of obvious…
Texas bill banning abortion pill also bans court rulings on it
https://nationalzero.com/2025/05/13/texas-bill-banning-abortion-pill-also-bans-court-challenges/
Published: May 13, 2025 21:45
Sick of their “pro-life” crusade being stymied by courts, Republican lawmakers in Texas have come up with an innovative workaround to get one over the smartasses in robes who would freeze their next attempt to ban abortion drugs: Ban the courts from…
Yes tax on tips, yes tax on overtime, yes tax on Social Security
https://nationalzero.com/2025/05/13/yes-tax-on-tips-yes-tax-on-overtime-yes-tax-on-social-security/
Published: May 13, 2025 20:57
The post Yes tax on tips, yes tax on overtime, yes tax on Social Security appeared first on National Zero.
Majority of Trump voters think pissing off other countries with trade war good for “US global standing”: Economist/YouGov poll
Published: May 13, 2025 19:59
This week’s Economist/YouGov national survey is maybe a shade less ridiculous than usual with its findings from Trump 2024 voters, but even at its very relative worst it still manages to unearth the sheer fucking dumbassery of these people. This round they…
Ed Martin bitches out of prosecuting Chuck Schumer
https://nationalzero.com/2025/05/13/ed-martin-bitches-out-of-prosecuting-chuck-schumer/
Published: May 13, 2025 19:19
Justice Department Deputy something whatever title Trump gave him after withdrawing his nomination as DC US Attorney Ed Martin on Tuesday told reporters that Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer apologizing for some non-threat to the Supreme Court Justices…
WATCH LIVE: House GOP starts working on tax giveaway to wealthy
https://nationalzero.com/2025/05/13/watch-live-house-gop-starts-working-on-tax-giveaway-to-wealthy/
Published: May 13, 2025 18:47
The post WATCH LIVE: House GOP starts working on tax giveaway to wealthy appeared first on National Zero.
Saudis deploy mobile McDonald’s for Trump visit
https://nationalzero.com/2025/05/13/saudis-deploy-mobile-mcdonalds-for-trump-visit/
Published: May 13, 2025 18:25
If you have questions over whether convicted felon President Trump is getting some truly royal treatment from Prince Bonesaw and his minions then look no further than this content-free “Not the Bee” article with several tweets showing that there is in fact…
Straw man predicts he’s out of business by the end of the year
https://nationalzero.com/2025/05/13/straw-man-predicts-hes-out-of-business-by-the-end-of-the-year/
Published: May 13, 2025 17:59
Illinois paper straw manufacturer Gaetano “Guy” Spinelli, the Trump voter whose business is in a death spiral with orders down 85 percent since last year after his customers ghosted for reasons unclear following the convicted felon president’s declaration…
New villains emerge in season premiere of hit series “Fox News”
https://nationalzero.com/2025/05/13/new-villains-emerge-in-season-premiere-of-hit-series-fox-news/
Published: May 13, 2025 17:29
Wow, what a brilliant plot twist from the writers. “THEY’RE TREN DE ARAGUA’S SWORN ENEMIES EXCEPT THEY’RE EVEN MORE VIOLENT AND THEY’RE IN RURAL AMERICA,” will definitely keep them tuning in and on the edges of their seats. But why “Anti-Tren”? Couldn’t…
Illinois Dem intros primate control bill
https://nationalzero.com/2025/05/13/illinois-dem-announces-primate-control-bill/
Published: May 13, 2025 16:59
“On May 5, 2025, the Captive Primate Safety Act (HR 3199/S 1594) – legislation that would ban the private ownership of primates in the US – was reintroduced in Congress. The introduction of this important bill was further heralded by Rep Mike Quigley – the…
Indian foreign ministry says Trump full of shit about ceasefire
https://nationalzero.com/2025/05/13/indian-foreign-ministry-says-trump-full-of-shit-about-ceasefire/
Published: May 13, 2025 16:43
Asked whether there was any truth to convicted felon President Trump’s Monday assertion that he offered major concessions on trade to get them and Pakistan to stop fighting, India Foreign Ministry spokesman Randhir Jaiswal said “the issue of trade didn’t…
“So it’s legal, it’s ethical”
https://nationalzero.com/2025/05/13/so-its-legal-its-ethical/
Published: May 13, 2025 15:35
The post “So it’s legal, it’s ethical” appeared first on National Zero.
Regime pulls another $450 million in grants to Harvard
https://nationalzero.com/2025/05/13/regime-pulls-another-450-million-in-grants-to-harvard/
Published: May 13, 2025 15:17
Convicted felon President Trump’s regime, still coasting on that horseshit “antisemitism” line, pulled another $450 million in research grants to Harvard on Tuesday, this coming on top of the $2.2 billion already ripped from them for refusing to submit to…
UnitedHealth CEO abruptly quits for “personal reasons”
https://nationalzero.com/2025/05/13/unitedhealth-ceo-abruptly-quits-for-personal-reasons/
Published: May 13, 2025 14:51
UnitedHealth CEO Andrew Witty on Tuesday abruptly announced he was stepping down for “personal reasons,” which may or may not be that he’s afraid of getting shot dead by some future heartthrob, Reuters reports. Witty’s role was not the same as the late and…
WATCH LIVE: President pitches innovative new bribery schemes to Arab investors at major conference hosted by Prince Bonesaw
Published: May 13, 2025 13:59
Convicted felon President Trump will on Tuesday speak to wealthy backers of oil extraction, construction, and radical Islamic terror projects in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, likely after having downed some Monster Energy drink and 120mg Adderall to stay awake…
“SALT caucus” ignored by House GOP leadership
https://nationalzero.com/2025/05/13/salt-caucus-ignored-by-house-gop-leadership/
Published: May 13, 2025 13:49
The protests of a small group of Blue State Republicans demanding the reinstatement of the State and Local tax deduction cap killed in convicted felon President Trump’s 2017 bill are being ignored as the “Big Beautiful Bill” is being written, Punchbowl’s…
Judge warns Habba not to sink her case against Newark mayor
https://nationalzero.com/2025/05/13/judge-warns-habba-not-to-sink-her-own-case-against-newark-mayor/
Published: May 13, 2025 12:59
Giving former parking lot lawyer-turned-Acting US Attorney for New Jersey Alina Habba some tips on how to lawyer, US Magistrate Andre M Espinosa on Monday warned Habba not to jeopardize her office’s case against Newark Mayor Ras Baraka for trespassing at…
“They asked why is President Trump so orange… These kids”
https://nationalzero.com/2025/05/13/they-asked-why-is-president-trump-so-orange-these-kids/
Published: May 13, 2025 12:31
Former Trump White House Political Director-turned Georgia Congressman Brian Jack took a tough question from a high schooler outside the Capitol on Monday, with the teenager asking why the president is “so orange.” Knowing a thing or two about politics,…
Florida Republican voter’s $30,000 FEMA check bounces twice
https://nationalzero.com/2025/05/13/florida-republican-voters-30000-fema-check-bounces-twice/
Published: May 13, 2025 11:51
A $30,000 FEMA National Flood Insurance Program check meant to pay for a registered Republican voter’s Tampa Bay-area Florida trailer that was destroyed by Hurricane Helene back in September has bounced twice since it finally arrived in March, WFLA reports…
Orange Warlord got scared so he declared victory over Houthis
https://nationalzero.com/2025/05/12/orange-warlord-got-scared-so-he-declared-victory-over-houthis/
Published: May 13, 2025 01:47
After 31 days of bombing Houthi positions in Yemen with no real progress to show for it except $1 billion in weaponry burned, two $67 million F/A-18 Super Hornets now at the bottom of the Red Sea because they fell off their aircraft carrier, several more…
Short guy makes Jesse Watters uncomfortable
https://nationalzero.com/2025/05/12/short-guy-makes-jesse-watters-uncomfortable/
Published: May 13, 2025 01:09
Kentucky Senator Rand Paul on three separate fronts on Monday very calmly made Jesse Watters uncormfortable by reminding him that consumers are going to end up paying whatever the hell the tariffs still are on Chinese goods, that price controls for drugs…
Noem terminates TPS for Afghan refugees
https://nationalzero.com/2025/05/12/noem-terminates-tps-for-afghan-refugees/
Published: May 13, 2025 00:57
“Secretary of Homeland Security Kristi Noem today announced the termination of Temporary Protected Status for Afghanistan. The TPS designation for the country expires on May 20, 2025, and the termination will be effective on July 12, 2025. At least 60 days…
RonAnon a no on House GOP’s Mega MAGAbill
https://nationalzero.com/2025/05/12/ronanon-a-no-on-house-gops-mega-magabill/
Published: May 13, 2025 00:39
Piece of shit Republican Wisconsin Senator Ron “RonAnon” Johnson on Monday told Politico that because the House GOP’s “megabill” doesn’t go far enough on cuts, he’s a no vote. “What we’re doing is, we’re looking at all the programs going, ‘We can’t touch…
Fox News reports Islamic theocracy built wondrous metropolis
Published: May 12, 2025 23:59
We visited a diverse entertainment hub in the heart of Riyadh and you won't believe how many days it take to build the entire thing #SpecialReport #FoxNews pic.twitter.com/oNsTyJD7ca — Bret Baier (@BretBaier) May 12, 2025 Jesus freaking Christ. What the…
Deranged Mormon seeks to make all porn a federal crime
https://nationalzero.com/2025/05/12/deranged-mormon-seeks-to-make-all-porn-a-federal-crime/
Published: May 12, 2025 22:57
“US Senator Mike Lee (R-UT) introduced the Interstate Obscenity Definition Act today to clarify the legal definition of ‘obscenity’ for all states, making the transmission of obscene content across state lines more easily prosecuted. US Representative Mary…
Rodrigo Duterte wins mayoral election from jail cell at The Hague
Published: May 12, 2025 22:09
Former Philippines President Rodrigo Duterte, currently being held pending trial for crimes against humanity in an International Criminal Court jail cell in The Hague, Netherlands, has been elected once again to his prior office, the mayorship of Davao,…
“Canada kept making it worse and worse with their rhetoric”
https://nationalzero.com/2025/05/12/canada-kept-making-it-worse-and-worse-with-their-rhetoric/
Published: May 12, 2025 21:03
White House economic wiener Kevin Hassett explained to CNBC on Monday that his boss’s belligerence toward Canada was exacerbated by Justin Trudeau refusing to surrender unconditionally to him and willingly allow his entire nation to be subjugated by the…
Former Bangladeshi ruling party banned after dictator’s ouster
https://nationalzero.com/2025/05/12/former-bangladeshi-ruling-party-banned-after-dictators-ouster/
Published: May 12, 2025 20:51
The Bengal Awami League, formerly the ruling party in Bangladesh until longtime dictator Sheikh Hasina was forced to abdicate and flee the country amid massive unrest last year, cried out in extreme butthurt over their ban from political activities pending…
White trash South Africans land in Virginia
https://nationalzero.com/2025/05/12/white-trash-south-africans-land-in-virginia/
Published: May 12, 2025 19:49
The first of hopefully not that many planeloads of fake white trash “refugees” from South Africa landed at Dulles International Airport on Monday afternoon, Time Magazine reports. The post White trash South Africans land in Virginia appeared first on…
Loomer doesn’t like Trump’s answer to Qatar Force One questions
https://nationalzero.com/2025/05/12/loomer-doesnt-like-trumps-answer-to-qatar-force-one-questions/
Published: May 12, 2025 19:13
Speaking to Politico on Monday before watching her Orange Allah, convicted felon President Trump, defend his nakedly corrupt deal to accept from the Qatar royal family a luxury 747 to use as Air Force One and then keep permanently as part of his…
Sean Duffy’s lame excuse has a small plot hole
https://nationalzero.com/2025/05/12/sean-duffys-lame-excuse-has-a-small-plot-hole/
Published: May 12, 2025 18:41
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Shein and Temu still subject to 120 percent tariffs
https://nationalzero.com/2025/05/12/shein-and-temu-still-subject-to-120-percent-tariffs/
Published: May 12, 2025 18:27
Products ordered directly from Chinese retailers Shein and Temu will still be subject to convicted felon President Trump’s tariff regime as the 90 day fake truce does not apply to shipments valued under $800, Axios reports on a fuck you to the Gen Z kids.…
Peruvian president achieves almost total national unity
https://nationalzero.com/2025/05/12/peruvian-president-achieves-almost-total-national-unity/
Published: May 12, 2025 17:59
Peruvian President Dina Boluarte has achieved what can only be described as a historic level of national unity as can be found in public polling: A national Ipsos survey published Monday by paywalled Spanish-language outlet Peru21 put Boluarte’s approval…
Cornhole’s existential angst continues spilling out into public fora
Published: May 12, 2025 17:27
And @realDonaldTrump loves Texas! I’m proud to vote with President Trump 99% of the time and fight for Texas with the President. pic.twitter.com/R42q9ldD1c — Team Cornyn (@TeamCornyn) May 12, 2025 Tell us you’re freaking the fuck out without telling us…
Bobby Brainworms went for a refreshing swim in sewage water
https://nationalzero.com/2025/05/12/bobby-brainworms-went-for-a-refreshing-swim-in-sewage-water/
Published: May 12, 2025 16:53
“Stay safe while enjoying Rock Creek Park! Swimming and wading are not allowed due to high bacteria levels. Stay out of the water to protect streambanks, plants and animals and keep you and your family (including pets!) safe from illness. Rock Creek has…
NBC hires Michael Jordan, presumably as gambling expert
https://nationalzero.com/2025/05/12/nbc-hires-michael-jordan-presumably-as-gambling-expert/
Published: May 12, 2025 15:59
In what the Hollywood Reporter calls a “surprise move,” NBC Sports on Monday announced the addition of legendary gambler Michael Jordan to their roster of on-air talent, presumably to help viewers make informed decisions on which NBA teams to place their…
Goldman asks Bondi if she’s hiding Epstein files to protect Trump
Published: May 12, 2025 14:57
Letter from Congressman Dan Goldman to extremist Attorney General Pam Bondi: “I write to express my grave concern about what appears to be a concerted effort by you to delay and even prevent the release of the Jeffrey Epstein Files in their entirety…
WATCH LIVE: Orange God Emperor declares made-up victory
https://nationalzero.com/2025/05/12/watch-live-orange-god-emperor-declares-made-up-victory/
Published: May 12, 2025 13:49
Convicted felon President Trump will on Monday announce his awesome new prescription drug pricing executive order that does somewhere between nothing and next to nothing. The post WATCH LIVE: Orange God Emperor declares made-up victory appeared first on…
Regime subpoenas California for Social Security records
https://nationalzero.com/2025/05/12/regime-subpoenas-california-for-social-security-records/
Published: May 12, 2025 13:39
“Immigration and Customs Enforcement’s Homeland Security Investigations (HSI) Los Angeles Field Office issued a Title 8 subpoena to the State of California’s Cash Assistance Program for Immigrants (CAPI). This program provides benefits to aliens who are…
Paxton 56 – Cornhole 40 in Texas primary: Senate GOP internal poll
https://nationalzero.com/2025/05/12/paxton-56-cornhole-40-in-texas-primary-senate-gop-internal-poll/
Published: May 12, 2025 12:59
A new survey of Texas Republican primary voters finds Picasso-faced Attorney General Ken Paxton leading incumbent Senator John Cornhole Cornyn in a head-to-head matchup of next year’s primary by 56 to 40 percent, Punchbowl News reports on a brutal finding…
State media allowed into facility off limits to Democrats
https://nationalzero.com/2025/05/12/state-media-allowed-into-facility-off-limits-to-democrats/
Published: May 12, 2025 12:29
Acting ICE Director says 75% of detainees at Newark facility have committed crimes pic.twitter.com/xHuaqfkmVg — FOX & Friends (@foxandfriends) May 12, 2025 Supposedly AOC is going to be permitted to tour the ICE lockup in Newark on Monday – the one where…
Afrikaner “refugees” bound for US were told not to talk to media
https://nationalzero.com/2025/05/12/afrikaner-refugees-bound-for-us-were-told-not-to-talk-to-media/
Published: May 12, 2025 11:57
The first 49 of however many white South Africans – some of whom may or may not be claiming to be distant cousins of Elon Musk – who departed their homeland on Sunday bound for the US under convicted felon President Trump’s patently racist new “refugee”…
China tariffs paused for 90 days
https://nationalzero.com/2025/05/12/china-tariffs-paused-for-90-days/
Published: May 12, 2025 10:59
The Trump and Xi regimes agreed to a 90-day pause on tariffs in exports between their two respective countries in a “deal” that forestalls some but not all of the pointless economic damage wrought by the Orange God Emperor’s suicidally stupid trade war,…
Corrupt autocrat admits he’s accepting gift from corrupt autocrats
Published: May 12, 2025 02:25
“So the fact that the Defense Department is getting a GIFT, FREE OF CHARGE, of a 747 aircraft to replace the 40 year old Air Force One, temporarily, in a very public and transparent transaction, so bothers the Crooked Democrats that they insist we pay, TOP…
MAGA might want to come up with something better than “Kids have too much shit anyway” to keep their voter base on board
Published: May 11, 2025 21:07
West Coast port officials on Friday told CNN that, for the first time since the pandemic, there were as of that morning zero container ships headed from China to be offloaded at American docks, a sign all the more troubling for the fact that six days ago,…
“Dealmaker” expresses frustration over impotence in negotiations
https://nationalzero.com/2025/05/11/dealmaker-expresses-frustration-over-impotence-in-negotiations/
Published: May 11, 2025 16:43
“President Putin of Russia doesn’t want to have a Cease Fire Agreement with Ukraine, but rather wants to meet on Thursday, in Turkey, to negotiate a possible end to the BLOODBATH. Ukraine should agree to this, IMMEDIATELY. At least they will be able to…
Virginia McDonald’s now requires teens to fight each other outside
Published: May 11, 2025 16:20
Responding to a series of spirited disagreements among teenagers that erupted into physical violence, a Fairfax County, Virginia McDonald’s location has implemented what amounts to a de facto requirement that youngsters fight each other outside of the…
Barrasso says he hasn’t heard Wyomingians complain about prices
https://nationalzero.com/2025/05/11/barrasso-says-he-hasnt-heard-wyomingians-complain-about-prices/
Published: May 11, 2025 15:51
Asked to address the Dollar Tree warning that they’ll raise prices again in response to convicted felon President Trump’s suicidally stupid tariff plan, something that’ll hurt the people of his state who rely on cheap shit from such retailers to get by,…
Jeff Landry trying to stack deck in Louisiana Senate primary
https://nationalzero.com/2025/05/11/jeff-landry-trying-to-stack-deck-in-louisiana-senate-primary/
Published: May 11, 2025 14:35
Hardcore MAGA asshole Louisiana Governor Jeff Landry is nagging convicted felon President Trump to support Congresswoman Julia Letlow in a primary challenge against “RINO” Senator Bill Cassidy next year, the AP reports. It’s a campaign that the low-profile…
Howard Nutlick has different theory on who ends up paying tariffs
Published: May 11, 2025 13:57
In a Howard Nutlick double-header, the huckster Commerce Secretary failed to satisfactorily answer questions from both CNN and Fox News on what the hell’s going on with the Trump Regime’s tariff policy, at one point telling dockworkers getting laid off…
Transportation Suckretary says Newark to simply have fewer flights
Published: May 11, 2025 13:35
Asked Sunday what he’s going to do to handle the ongoing shitshow at Newark International Airport, former MTV Real World cast member Sean Duffy told NBC’s Kristen Welker that “we actually have brought down the number of airplanes that come in and leave…
Orange Sheikh to accept “super luxury Boeing 747” from Qatar
https://nationalzero.com/2025/05/11/orange-sheikh-to-accept-super-luxury-boeing-747-from-qatar/
Published: May 11, 2025 12:59
Convicted felon President Trump will accept “a super luxury Boeing 747-8 jumbo jet” from the Qatari royal family to use as Air Force One until the end of his reign, upon which ownership will be transferred to his “presidential library” and not the federal…
Fuuuuuuu-uuuuuuuuck, this is pathetic
https://nationalzero.com/2025/05/10/fuuuuuuu-uuuuuuuuck-this-is-pathetic/
Published: May 10, 2025 22:27
It’s the last day of Small Business Week so I decided to stop by Trump Burger in Houston! Stop by a small business and show your support. pic.twitter.com/rEMvicdXxM — Senator John Cornyn (@JohnCornyn) May 10, 2025 Good God in Heaven is John Cornhole Cornyn…
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