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Still no answers in Iberian blackout clusterfuck as grid recovers
Published: April 29, 2025 06:15
Spanish Prime Minister Pedro Sanchez on Monday provided an update as to what caused the power grid in the nation of 44 million as well as neighboring Portugal to completely collapse earlier in the day: No clue and even less about how long it would take to…
Canadian Libs take national election
https://nationalzero.com/2025/04/28/canadian-libs-sweep-national-election/
Published: April 29, 2025 03:59
Canada’s Liberal Party won a mandate in Monday’s big national elections, with the CBC projecting them taking 161 seats to the Conservatives 151, Bloc Quebecois in third at 23, the NDP at eight, the Greens at one seat, a stunning comeback for the Libs after…
Dem falsely portrays Hegseth as doing his own makeup
https://nationalzero.com/2025/04/28/dem-falsely-portrays-hegseth-as-doing-his-own-makeup/
Published: April 28, 2025 17:59
https://t.co/Tt6EYy9VBl pic.twitter.com/NYjTqaJMGv — Jared Moskowitz (@JaredEMoskowitz) April 28, 2025 The post Dem falsely portrays Hegseth as doing his own makeup appeared first on National Zero.
Fat bastard melts down over “SAD!” polling numbers
https://nationalzero.com/2025/04/28/fat-bastard-melts-down-over-sad-polling-numbers/
Published: April 28, 2025 10:09
“Great Pollster John McLaughlin, one of the most highly respected in the industry, has just stated that The Failing New York Times Poll, and the ABC/Washington Post Poll, about a person named DONALD J TRUMP, ME, are FAKE POLLS FROM FAKE NEWS ORGANIZATIONS.…
MAGA tech elitist group chat devolves into internecine shitposting
Published: April 28, 2025 09:59
Things got interesting recently in an elite Signal group called “Chatham House” that an organizer, Silicon Valley chode-turned-Trump Regime AI advisor Sriram Krishnan, hailed as “the memetic upstream of mainstream opinion” and which Semafor credits as…
Demented old freak airs the usual bullshit grievances
https://nationalzero.com/2025/04/27/demented-old-freak-airs-the-usual-bullshit-grievances/
Published: April 27, 2025 18:35
“Hopefully ACTBLUE, the Democrats ILLEGAL SCAM used to raise money, including from not allowed ‘foreign contributions,’ is being looked at by authorities. The Dems only know how to win by CHEATING, something which they do better than any group or party in…
Treasury Suckretary unsure whether Trump lying about China talks
Published: April 27, 2025 14:19
Treasury Suckretary Scott Bessent on Sunday didn’t have an answer on whether convicted felon President Trump is actually negotiating with the Chinese as he claims or is just making shit up as they claimed which, well if you care about these kind of things,…
Coast Guard spouse with expired visa arrested in housing on base
Published: April 27, 2025 14:07
The wife of an active-duty Coast Guardsman was arrested on Thursday by Homeland Security inside the family residential section of the US Naval Air Station at Key West, Florida, after she was flagged for an expired work visa in a routine security check, the…
LOL: CBS News poll
https://nationalzero.com/2025/04/27/lol-cbs-news-poll/
Published: April 27, 2025 13:45
These freaking polls and their little revelations about the neuroses of Republican voters are just so damn funny. Like the topline’s not going to tell you anything about his approval rating at 100 days that you haven’t already seen from the other guys this…
Demented old bastard claims everything could work out just fine
https://nationalzero.com/2025/04/27/demented-old-bastard-claims-everything-could-work-out-just-fine/
Published: April 27, 2025 13:09
“When Tariffs cut in, many people’s Income Taxes will be substantially reduced, maybe even completely eliminated. Focus will be on people making less than $200,000 a year. Also, massive numbers of jobs are already being created, with new plants and…
Reich deports four year-old citizen with Stage 4 cancer
https://nationalzero.com/2025/04/27/reich-deports-four-year-old-citizen-with-stage-4-cancer/
Published: April 27, 2025 12:37
“Today, in the early hours of the morning, the New Orleans Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) Field Office deported at least two families, including two mothers and their minor children, three of whom are US citizen children aged 2, 4, and 7. One of…
Orange Fatass’s unpopularity deepens: ABC-Washington Post poll
https://nationalzero.com/2025/04/27/orange-fatasss-unpopularity-deepens-abc-washington-post-poll/
Published: April 27, 2025 10:59
Convicted felon President Trump’s job approval ratings sank below the 40 percent mark in yet another major national survey at 39 percent to 55 percent disapprove in this week’s Washington Post-ABC News, down from 45 percent approve in April to 53 percent…
Katie Hobbs signs Arizona Stolen Valor Act into law
https://nationalzero.com/2025/04/27/katie-hobbs-signs-arizona-stolen-valor-act-into-law/
Published: April 27, 2025 09:57
Following up more than a week late on this after having given it so much attention last month: Per the Arizona Republic, Governor Katie Hobbs signed the Grand Canyon State’s Stolen Valor Act into law on Friday, April 18th, weeks after white nationalist…
Petey Pee Pants reprimanded, not fired, by Trump over Signal chats
Published: April 26, 2025 13:43
Citing several sources inside the Pentagon, NBC News reports that convicted felon President Trump told alcoholic sexual abuser former Fox News host Pete Hegseth that he “did not approve of his texting information about airstrikes in Yemen to a Signal group…
Real adult sits child down and explains the world to him
https://nationalzero.com/2025/04/26/real-adult-sits-child-down-and-explains-the-world-to-him/
Published: April 26, 2025 11:21
Good meeting. We discussed a lot one on one. Hoping for results on everything we covered. Protecting lives of our people. Full and unconditional ceasefire. Reliable and lasting peace that will prevent another war from breaking out. Very symbolic meeting…
Scientists discover “cap” blocking Yellowstone magma
https://nationalzero.com/2025/04/26/scientists-discover-cap-blocking-yellowstone-magma/
Published: April 26, 2025 11:07
“Beneath the steaming geysers and bubbling mud pots of Yellowstone National Park lies one of the world’s most closely watched volcanic systems. Now a team of geoscientists has uncovered new evidence that sheds light on how this mighty system may behave in…
Regime abruptly backs down on student visa cancelations
https://nationalzero.com/2025/04/25/regime-abruptly-backs-down-on-student-visa-cancelations/
Published: April 25, 2025 16:15
Fat Hitler’s Reich on Friday abruptly reversed course on a wave of student visa cancelations after being hit with a shit ton of lawsuits and injunctions, Politico reports. Most of those who’d had their visas canceled had extremely minor criminal records,…
George Santos sentenced to 87 months in the joint
https://nationalzero.com/2025/04/25/george-santos-sentenced-to-87-months-in-the-joint/
Published: April 25, 2025 15:59
Disgraced Republican former Long Island Congressman George Santos was sentenced to 87 months in a federal prison on Friday, per MSNBC’s Jessie Rodriguez, but proooooooobably won’t serve a minute given fellow convicted felon President Trump’s propensity for…
Fox News reports things really are that bad in MAGAmerica
https://nationalzero.com/2025/04/25/fox-news-reports-things-really-are-that-bad-in-magamerica/
Published: April 25, 2025 07:03
Pro-Trump shop owner backs Schumer on tariffs: 'This has to be rectified' https://t.co/nG4QJqmysX — Fox News (@FoxNews) April 25, 2025 The post Fox News reports things really are that bad in MAGAmerica appeared first on National Zero.
Faced with rising costs, Trump falls back on trusty strategy
https://nationalzero.com/2025/04/24/faced-with-rising-costs-trump-falls-back-on-trusty-strategy/
Published: April 24, 2025 11:51
“Gas and grocery prices are WAY DOWN, just like I said they would be. Eggs are plentiful, and down 87 percent. NICE!” posted convicted felon President Trump on his shitty Twitter clone Thursday. Ah, classic Trump. Faced with a failure of governing on his…
Judge orders regime to retrieve second CECOT internee
https://nationalzero.com/2025/04/24/judge-orders-regime-to-retrieve-second-cecot-internee/
Published: April 24, 2025 09:35
A Trump-appointed federal judge on Wednesday ordered the fat fuck’s regime to make “a good faith request to the government of El Salvador and to release” a 20 year-old Venezuelan refugee identified only as “Cristian” to “US custody for transport back to…
WATCH LIVE: Orange Pharaoh signs MAGA porn
https://nationalzero.com/2025/04/23/watch-live-orange-pharaoh-signs-maga-porn/
Published: April 23, 2025 21:23
The post WATCH LIVE: Orange Pharaoh signs MAGA porn appeared first on National Zero.
Hegseth orders makeup studio installed at Pentagon
https://nationalzero.com/2025/04/23/hegseth-orders-makeup-studio-installed-at-pentagon/
Published: April 23, 2025 20:11
Defense Secretary Petey Pee Pants has ordered the military to use its resources to make sure he looks pretty during TV appearances, CBS News reports on the MAGA-est story ever. The post Hegseth orders makeup studio installed at Pentagon appeared first on…
Ketamine Brain and Treasury Suckretary got into screaming match
https://nationalzero.com/2025/04/23/ketamine-brain-and-treasury-suckretary-got-into-screaming-match/
Published: April 23, 2025 19:59
Drug-addicted edglelord Elon Musk and former Soros lieutenant-turned-MAGA Treasury Suckretary Scott Bessent got into an explosive screaming match in the West Wing last week, Axios reports. “They were not physical in the Oval, but the president saw it, and…
MAGA Congresswoman has faith in her Orange Jesus
https://nationalzero.com/2025/04/23/maga-congresswoman-has-faith-in-her-orange-jesus/
Published: April 23, 2025 17:01
The post MAGA Congresswoman has faith in her Orange Jesus appeared first on National Zero.
West Virginia governor “grateful” for Trump after FEMA denial
https://nationalzero.com/2025/04/23/west-virginia-governor-grateful-for-trump-after-fema-denial/
Published: April 23, 2025 09:23
“Governor Patrick Morrisey issued a statement Tuesday evening in response to the Federal Emergency Management Agency (FEMA) denying West Virginia’s request for Individual Assistance in Boone, Cabell, Greenbrier, Kanawha, Lincoln, Monroe, and Summers…
Republican California judge guilty of shooting wife during argument
Published: April 23, 2025 07:29
Republican Orange County, California Superior Court Judge Jeffrey Ferguson, who shot his wife Sheryl square in the chest during a drunken argument at their home in front of their 23 year-old son back in August 2023, was convicted Tuesday of second degree…
Massive 8,500 acre fire rips through central New Jersey
https://nationalzero.com/2025/04/23/massive-8500-acre-fire-rips-through-central-new-jersey/
Published: April 23, 2025 04:51
At least 3,000 people were ordered evacuated and 1,320 structures were threatened Tuesday night across Lacey and Barnegat Townships in Ocean County, New Jersey on Tuesday night, NBC10 reports on God’s wrath being inflicted on a Blue State. The fanboys will…
Hegseth stops by old job to do some damage control for new one
https://nationalzero.com/2025/04/22/hegseth-stops-by-old-job-to-do-some-damage-control-for-new-one/
Published: April 22, 2025 12:55
“Trying to get at President Trump and his agenda”: @SecDef shuts down new group chat allegations. pic.twitter.com/Nfi1RqdxXx — FOX & Friends (@foxandfriends) April 22, 2025 Just prior to this bit former coworker Brian Kilmeade had to help prime the…
Axios starting to worry that Trump might not be okay
https://nationalzero.com/2025/04/22/axios-starting-to-worry-that-trump-might-not-be-okay/
Published: April 22, 2025 11:57
“President Trump is toeing an economic red line that few before him have dared even consider crossing,” Axios reports, fretting so much that they immediately jump to a bullet point with “Why it matters: The mere possibility that Trump could erode the…
An American Spartan in Paris
https://nationalzero.com/2025/04/21/an-american-spartan-in-paris/
Published: April 21, 2025 20:45
Yeah fuck traveling. One, two, days off is fine. I’m not cut out for this fucking bullshit. I miss my job, my calling. I mean, I have to see the same thing here as I do back home. I WANTED to apologize to the Parisians for the legions of selfie-stick…
Big fat baby calls on bank manager to provide easy solution
https://nationalzero.com/2025/04/21/big-fat-baby-calls-on-bank-manager-to-provide-easy-solution/
Published: April 21, 2025 13:53
“‘Preemptive Cuts’ in Interest Rates are being called for by many. With Energy Costs way down, food prices (including Biden’s egg disaster!) substantially lower, and most other ‘things’ trending down, there is virtually No Inflation. With these costs…
Pope Francis has died
https://nationalzero.com/2025/04/21/pope-francis-has-died/
Published: April 21, 2025 08:03
Pope Francis I, formerly Cardinal Jorge Mario Bergoglio, died Monday at the age of 88, having suffered through years of steadily worsening health crises, the AP reports. The post Pope Francis has died appeared first on National Zero.
Thinking Tom Emmer’s new nickname should be “Pussywhip”
https://nationalzero.com/2025/04/20/thinking-tom-emmers-new-nickname-should-be-pussywhip/
Published: April 20, 2025 15:51
It works, right? See he’s the House Majority Whip and he’s a total pussy, afraid to answer a simple fucking question about whether or not he supports convicted felon President Trump’s constant threats to send American citizens to a gulag in El Salvador.…
“Christ follower” plays along until he doesn’t
https://nationalzero.com/2025/04/20/christ-follower-plays-along-until-he-doesnt/
Published: April 20, 2025 12:59
“Melania and I would like to wish everyone a very Happy Easter! Whether you are heading out to Church or, watching Service from home, may this day be full of Peace and Joy for all who celebrate the Resurrection of Jesus Christ. HE IS RISEN!!” posted…
Not Movie Night Saturday: Local 58
https://nationalzero.com/2025/04/19/not-movie-night-saturday-local-58/
Published: April 20, 2025 02:01
The greatest “Creepypasta” of all time, celebrated right here on National Zero just because. This playlist is pretty much impossible to describe other than to say it’s disturbing without being graphic. The post Not Movie Night Saturday: <i>Local 58</i>…
CBP says Trump voter’s “accusations are blatantly false and sensationalized” after little incident at Canadian border
Published: April 19, 2025 12:51
A Trump fan who’s been a US citizen for 10 years got what he voted for after crossing into Vermont on return from a trip to Canada last Sunday, suffering from a blood pressure explosion or something after being cuffed by Border Patrol agents for five…
Los Supremos order Trump to halt deportations under AEA
https://nationalzero.com/2025/04/19/los-supremos-order-trump-to-halt-deportations-under-aea/
Published: April 19, 2025 08:27
“There is before the Court an application on behalf of a putative class of detainees seeking an injunction against their removal under the Alien Enemies Act. The matter is currently pending before the Fifth Circuit. Upon action by the Fifth Circuit, the…
Rogue White House officials isolated Trump from Navarro to get him to back off on all the “Liberation Day” horseshit and end turmoil
Published: April 18, 2025 22:09
On April 9th, as the stock market continued its weeklong meltdown after “Liberation Day,” Trump Regime economic dipshits Scott Bessent, Howard Nutlick, and their minions took advantage of complete fucking assclown Peter Navarro’s meeting with other chode…
Orange Hitler moves to further punish thoughtcrimes
https://nationalzero.com/2025/04/18/orange-hitler-moves-to-further-punish-thoughtcrimes/
Published: April 18, 2025 19:49
Convicted felon President Trump on Friday announced that he will be further purging the federal government of his enemies real and percieved, posting “Following my Day One Executive Order, the Office of Personnel Management will be issuing new Civil…
Natural-born US citizen jailed on false immigration hold
https://nationalzero.com/2025/04/18/natural-born-us-citizen-jailed-on-false-immigration-hold/
Published: April 18, 2025 14:47
A 20 year-old Latino Georgia man was released from a Florida jail Thursday after spending the night there on a false accusation from a state trooper, CNN reports. Juan Carlos Lopez-Gomez, 20, was cuffed Wednesday when the car he was riding in was stopped…
Rubio says US will “move on” no Ukraine ceasefire in next few days
Published: April 18, 2025 11:19
Pussy ass bitch Secretary if State Marco Rubio on Friday told reporters that the US is “now reaching a point where we need to decide whether” a peace deal between Russia and Ukraine “is even possible or not,” DW reports. “We need to figure out here now,…