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Pathetic: FBI Director Kash Patel Is Trying To Play Off The Human Centipede He Was Surgically Added To As A Halloween Costume
Published: October 28, 2026 08:38
Between a never-ending stream of bizarre media appearances and internal complaints about his excessive drinking, FBI Director Kash Patel is steadily eroding confidence in our…
A Total Toss-Up: It’s Impossible To Tell Whether Everyone In This Small Town Bar Is Dressed For Halloween Or That’s Just What People Look Like There
Published: October 28, 2026 05:05
Folks, we can’t make heads or tails of this. There’s an absolute headscratcher of a situation going on with this upstate New York dive: It’s…
Abuse Of Power: An Investigation Found That Zohran Mamdani Has Been Quietly Using NYC Street Sweepers To Clean His Personal Home
Published: October 21, 2026 17:52
NYC Mayor Zohran Mamdani’s socialist views may be polarizing, but not even his biggest critics can point to corruption as a concern about his first…
Bold New Angle: Patagonia Is Advertising Their New Line Of Raincoats By Saying They ‘Repel 100 Percent Of Cumshots’
Published: October 21, 2026 08:20
Though the outerwear brand Patagonia is known for its eco-friendly messaging, it seems like they’re ready to shake things up, because they’re now advertising their…
Remaining Defiant: Jerry Seinfeld Has Announced That In Response To Criticism Of His Support For Israel, He Will Be Dating Another 17-Year-Old
Published: October 20, 2026 17:04
A recent incident where Jerry Seinfeld responded to hecklers accusing him of supporting genocide by saying, “I am a racist, it’s a genocide, I’m into…
An Interesting Detail About Her Past: Mom Just Casually Revealed She Had 18 Kids With Another Man Before She Married Dad
Published: October 20, 2026 07:01
Mom has always been honest and open about her past, which is why the detail she just dropped is so interesting: Mom just casually revealed…
Heartbreaking: There’s Not A Single Outfit This Man Can Pull Off
https://www.clickhole.com/2026/10/19/heartbreaking-theres-not-a-single-outfit-this-man-can-pull-off/
Published: October 19, 2026 07:12
Better get out the heart glue, because this is going to break your heart: There’s not a single outfit this man can pull off. Oof.…
Making Things Right: SNL Has Donated $1,000 To Whores
https://www.clickhole.com/2026/10/14/making-things-right-snl-has-donated-1000-to-whores/
Published: October 14, 2026 16:58
If you’re a comedy fan, then you’ve undoubtedly heard about Shane Gillis’s controversial opening monologue on SNL last weekend, where he compared women who wear…
Learning Their Lesson: SNL Has Announced Shane Gillis Is Only Welcome To Host Another Five, Six Times Tops
Published: October 14, 2026 16:45
After firing him from their cast for past racist jokes, then inviting him back as a host three times, it looks like after Shane Gillis’…
Messy Love Pentagon: This Woman Just Discovered Her Work-Husband’s Gym-Wife Is Her Real Husband’s Ex-Classroom-Crush’s Dog-Park-Girlfriend
Published: October 14, 2026 07:10
Well, this is something that could be considered a “mess.” Thirty-four-year-old realtor Janice Forte just found out that her work-husband Chris Patterson’s gym-wife, personal trainer…