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Day 2009: “Spiraling out of control again.”

https://whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com/2026/07/21/day-2009/

Published: July 21, 2026 22:17

Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth estimated that the war with Iran has cost taxpayers $37.5 billion so far as the Trump administration asks Congress for roughly $67 billion more in funding; New Jersey removed roughly 6,600 self-identified noncitizens from its…

Day 2008: “Maxed out.”

https://whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com/2026/07/20/day-2008/

Published: July 20, 2026 21:56

Trump imposed 50% tariffs on most Canadian goods, invoking a never-before-used provision of a 1930 trade law in response to what the administration called Canada’s “discriminatory treatment of American products”; the Pentagon didn’t disclose three Iranian…

Day 2004: “A wink and a nod and a handshake.”

https://whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com/2026/07/16/day-2004/

Published: July 17, 2026 00:35

Acting Attorney General Todd Blanche met with Jeffrey Epstein survivors after Sen. Thom Tillis said he would withhold the committee vote needed to advance Blanche’s nomination; the Justice Department refused to give New Mexico investigators unredacted…

Day 2003: “Optimizing your natural capabilities.”

https://whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com/2026/07/15/day-2003/

Published: July 15, 2026 23:14

U.S. forces struck Iranian military sites for a fifth straight day; House Republicans released their $95 billion plan to fund the Iran war, subsidize farmers, and revive parts of Trump’s stalled SAVE America Act; Trump’s nominee for director of national…

Day 2002: “Whatever the cost.”

https://whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com/2026/07/14/day-2002/

Published: July 14, 2026 23:01

The U.S. resumed its naval blockade of Iranian ports and launched a fourth consecutive day of strikes as the ceasefire collapsed; the Trump administration temporarily stopped most ICE vehicle stops nationwide after agents fatally shot two immigrants who…

Day 2001: “At best, misleading and, at worst, disingenuous.”

https://whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com/2026/07/13/day-2001/

Published: July 13, 2026 22:39

A federal judge ruled that Trump filed his $10 billion lawsuit against the IRS in bad faith to “manipulate the judicial process”; an ICE officer shot and killed a man during an immigration enforcement operation in Maine; the U.S. resumed strikes on Iran…

Day 1997: “Ease real burdens.”

https://whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com/2026/07/09/day-1997/

Published: July 9, 2026 21:51

Trump, despite the Supreme Court already rejecting his attempt to end birthright citizenship by executive order, said he wants the court to reconsider its decision; the family of a Mexican national fatally shot by an ICE agent during a traffic stop in…

Day 1996: “A lot of love.”

https://whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com/2026/07/08/day-1996/

Published: July 8, 2026 23:40

The U.S. launched a second round of strikes against Iran after Trump said the ceasefire was “over”; the White House announced 25 “Freedom Fuel” gas stations selling gas at $3.47 a gallon “for our 47th President” as oil prices jumped more than 5% and…

Day 1995: “This is punishment.”

https://whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com/2026/07/07/day-1995/

Published: July 7, 2026 22:24

The U.S. launched new strikes against Iran after U.S. Central Command said Iran attacked three commercial ships in the Strait of Hormuz, calling the attacks “unwarranted, dangerous, and a clear violation of the ceasefire”; the U.S. reportedly gave Tehran…

Day 1994: “A little bit suspect.”

https://whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com/2026/07/06/day-1994/

Published: July 6, 2026 19:22

Trump personally called FIFA President Gianni Infantino to ask him to review Folarin Balogun’s red card and suspension, which FIFA then reversed; the FBI ordered 260 analysts to help investigate the 2020 election in Fulton County, Georgia; the U.S. labor…

Day 1989: “We’re all profiting.”

https://whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com/2026/07/01/day-1989/

Published: July 1, 2026 23:18

Trump reported at least $2.2 billion in income in 2025, including more than $1.4 billion from crypto ventures tied to him and his family; Trump refused to renew his own North American trade deal; Trump urged acting intelligence chief Bill Pulte to…

Day 1988: “Too bad for our Country.”

https://whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com/2026/06/30/day-1988/

Published: June 30, 2026 21:36

The Supreme Court rejected Trump’s attempt to end birthright citizenship by executive order; the Supreme Court eliminated the decades-old limits on how much political parties can spend in coordination with candidates running for office; Speaker Mike…