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You Should Play More: Whelps

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Published: June 23, 2025 20:31

“Whelp, there it is.” - Tag Team. Today we return to our look at the core units of turnip and continuing with cavalry we come to the Whelps. In fact we come to them at a particularly interesting point in their existence where they’ve just lost the ability…

An Uninformed Look at the Hagstone Witches

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Published: May 29, 2025 14:52

When shall we three meet again? in turnip, parsnip or swede? Just girly things like consorting with demons. Spellcasting Marsh Covens: Each of your snobs is considered a Witch! Witches behave exactly the same as Snobs, with one exception. They have access…

An Uninformed Look at Ludgar’s Loathesome Siegeworks

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Published: May 1, 2025 14:45

What is the airspeed of an unladen piggie? Yes sire, it will in fact launch a 90 kilogram pig over three hundred meters. Bankrupt the Treasury So our core rule is both good news and bad news. First off we’re locked out of Black Powder weapons, so we have…

You Should Play More: Bastards

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Published: April 23, 2025 18:22

“Bastards.” - Sharpe, every episode. Today we’re kicking off a new series of articles on the core units of turnip looking at what role they play and the fundamental math behind them. We’re starting with the one true unit of the patrician heavy cavalry…

An Uninformed Look at the Butcher Brigade

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Published: March 31, 2025 21:54

Maybe the sausage shouldn’t have been made. Come and get yer slop. Slaughterhouse Yeomen Slaugtherhouse Yeomen in the WIP v0.2 rules So we have nerfed Fodder with restrictions to MIS and CCW, no Safety in Numbers and a trick to turn bad combats good. Well…

An Uninformed Look at the Beekeepers of Bhir

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Published: March 31, 2025 19:58

This time my Grog is bee flavoured. That’ll be 3 6+ against your lump. This one goes out to all the Tabernis enjoyers out there. Horror Swarm When a Follower unit you control charges a target, before the charging unit moves, and before its target makes…

An Uninformed Look at the Knights of the Shattered Lance

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Published: March 31, 2025 00:11

What do you mean list building requires basic arithmetic? I wasn’t expecting a second edition of uninformed look so soon, I can’t believe it’s only been- oh, it’s been 4 months actually. Well strap in for another series of takes based entirely on my…

An Uninformed Look at the v18 Playtest Rules

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Published: December 13, 2024 15:09

The Whelps are dead, long live the Whelps. Well there’s some new playtest rules out for the core book units and cults, and we’re expecting a follow up for the mercenary cults shortly. You want some uninformed opinions before I’ve played any of the new…

What I Brought to Turnipcon 4

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Published: May 27, 2024 16:14

The call is coming from inside the shell. Honestly, I loved Turnipcon 3 with all my little heart but this was such a massively marked improvement. The venue was tSN arena up in Nottingham just 15 minutes walk from the train and coach stations, next to some…

What I Brought to Turnipcon 3

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Published: November 22, 2023 01:10

Or: How I learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Elephant Turnipcon 3 was my first Turnip28 event and I went in bright eyed and bushy tailed. I brought the March of the Proboscis because I am literally a sucker for any cult with a big build wanted to bring…