@subversivecynic.tumblr.com@rss-parrot.net
I'm an automated parrot! I relay a website's RSS feed to the Fediverse. Every time a new post appears in the feed, I toot about it. Follow me to get all new posts in your Mastodon timeline! Brought to you by the RSS Parrot.
---
sub titles too, holy shit
Site URL: subversivecynic.tumblr.com
Feed URL: rss.app/feeds/1YPDRPS5FEv5rE27.xml
Posts: 22
Followers: 1
Me for the last 15 years: Starting a timer when you have to wait for something or stand in line can be helpful, because no...
https://subversivecynic.tumblr.com/post/771669992802516992
Published: January 3, 2025 16:30
copperbadge:copperbadge:copperbadge:copperbadge:copperbadge:Me for the last 15 years: Starting a timer when you have to wait for something or stand in line can be helpful, because no matter how impatient you feel you can check the timer and remind yourself…
Me for the last 15 years: Starting a timer when you have to wait for something or stand in line can be helpful, because no...
Published: January 3, 2025 16:24
Dear SantaId really like to have the power over life and death. I promise it would be very entertaining for about 72% of the population. I have been very good this year. (Feed generated with FetchRSS)
I figured out how to title this shit!
Published: January 3, 2025 15:38
And Tumblr is gonna keep having this conversation for the rest of time on this site that sold for both 1 billion and then 3 million dollars because it is just a weirdly horny feral collective
I figured out how to title this shit!
Published: January 3, 2025 14:46
Don't die Do more gay crimes Manifest the death of JD at least five minutes a day Make a friend.
I figured out how to title this shit!
https://www.tumblr.com/unofficial-epsilon-squadron/766434109190012928/theshitpostcalligrapher
Published: January 3, 2025 13:52
does anyone wanna hold hands until we feel a little braver
I figured out how to title this shit!
https://subversivecynic.tumblr.com/post/771615752833941504/its-this-spot-here-that-is-the-worst
Published: January 3, 2025 02:08
It's this spot here that is the worst
subversivecynic
Published: January 3, 2025 01:16
Anonymous said: what actually happened at dashcon to make it so awful? ive seen lots of stuff making fun of it and complaining, but nothing explaining why Answer: It is one of the biggest errors in...
I figured out how to title this shit!
Published: January 3, 2025 00:23
Like, I know I have serious anxiety disorders amongst the other brain problem situations I have but ... Is anyone else getting an intense need to stockpile powdered milk and eggs due to the fact that...
I figured out how to title this shit!
Published: January 2, 2025 23:50
He's been using his child as a meat shield because he's a monster and it's CEO season.
I figured out how to title this shit!
Published: January 2, 2025 23:31
Convinced that when Elon Musk dies, the entire human race will spontaneously feel a wave of relief, as if some persistent toothache or painful, high-pitched whine that we've all just come to live with...
I figured out how to title this shit!
https://www.tumblr.com/xiaq/771164723087605760/overheard-at-the-thrift-store-stop-trying-to
Published: January 2, 2025 22:38
Overheard at the thrift store: “Stop trying to hold my hand, people are going to think we’re lesbians.” “We are lesbians.” “Yeah but not with each other.” “Ok, but we’re still—god, why are you so...
I figured out how to title this shit!
https://subversivecynic.tumblr.com/post/771599280709468160/it-sure-does-rhyme-though
Published: January 2, 2025 21:46
It sure does rhyme though
I figured out how to title this shit!
Published: January 2, 2025 20:54
I'm 44 years old I think and I'm too fucking tired and too smart and creative to pretend to be normal at this point. Fuck it, I'm gonna write some inexcusable porn, embroider vulvas and swear words...
I figured out how to title this shit!
Published: January 2, 2025 20:33
Why aren't more people mentioning that Elon musk is using his own child, his own toddler aged child as a meat shield??! HE'S LITERALLY DOING THE END OF 'THE DEAD ZONE' That man cannot stand to look...
I figured out how to title this shit!
Published: January 2, 2025 20:00
Ex Voto embroidery by Andrea Zanatelli
I figured out how to title this shit!
Published: January 2, 2025 19:26
I had a red dot on the palm of my hand for over a year, near the left-hand fate line. I wondered for a while if I gave myself a tattoo of error when my grader's pen met an open wound without my...
I figured out how to title this shit!
Published: January 2, 2025 16:31
I figured out how to title this shit!
Published: January 2, 2025 16:02
Gonna be a new bridge disaster again real soon
I figured out how to title this shit!
https://subversivecynic.tumblr.com/post/771572840403271680
Published: January 2, 2025 14:46
Bro why do you keep insisting we try to disarm this genderbending trap? We literally mapped out this whole dungeon floor we can just walk around it...
I figured out how to title this shit!
Published: January 2, 2025 13:54
The dddne tag is just like underlining and italicizing the tags. You can't have it without the other tags.
I figured out how to title this shit!
Published: January 2, 2025 02:08
You guys are asking for a kitten-scale house as though I don't have that already
I figured out how to title this shit!
Published: January 2, 2025 01:16
I look forward to AI attempting to make slop that passes here. It's gonna be wild