🦜 The Cork Coypu / @CorkCoypu
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It was way too hot to eat today so I ordered a 12" pizza, liquidised it and drank it instead
https://nitter.poast.org/CorkCoypu/status/1917638724445167983#m
Published: April 30, 2025 17:54
It was way too hot to eat today so I ordered a 12" pizza, liquidised it and drank it instead
RT by @CorkCoypu: One Paddy Losty v 100 pints
https://nitter.poast.org/_FeachNews/status/1917550854158033360#m
Published: April 30, 2025 12:05
One Paddy Losty v 100 pints
This absolutely made my day @MikeReissWriter
https://nitter.poast.org/CorkCoypu/status/1917311207889068276#m
Published: April 29, 2025 20:13
This absolutely made my day @MikeReissWriter
nitter.poast.org/dailysimpsons/status/1917057454833127769#m
Tonight I'm sleeping in the spare room because of the heat and possibly because my wife caught me wearing her bra and knickers but mainly cos of the heat
https://nitter.poast.org/CorkCoypu/status/1917307397506220099#m
Published: April 29, 2025 19:58
Tonight I'm sleeping in the spare room because of the heat and possibly because my wife caught me wearing her bra and knickers but mainly cos of the heat
Today I will be mostly trying on my barely there swimming togs?
Anyone who wants a gander can head over to my OnlyFans account. To avail of a 50% discount use the promo codes: SizeDoesntMatter or ItsAGrower x
https://nitter.poast.org/CorkCoypu/status/1917290917641478237#m
Published: April 29, 2025 18:52
Today I will be mostly trying on my barely there swimming togs?
Anyone who wants a gander can head over to my OnlyFans account. To avail of a 50% discount use the promo codes: SizeDoesntMatter or ItsAGrower x
RT by @CorkCoypu: If our Minister for Housing did nothing else for the next 12 months except ensue that every empty council owned house was made liveable, we would have no housing crisis.
https://nitter.poast.org/coffeecronin/status/1916979193730019786#m
Published: April 28, 2025 22:13
If our Minister for Housing did nothing else for the next 12 months except ensue that every empty council owned house was made liveable, we would have no housing crisis.
I woke up this morning with a sore neck and shoulders but because my wife said she had a sore neck first, I am not allowed to mention my pain at all
https://nitter.poast.org/CorkCoypu/status/1916955125488234675#m
Published: April 28, 2025 20:38
I woke up this morning with a sore neck and shoulders but because my wife said she had a sore neck first, I am not allowed to mention my pain at all
How about we deport this animal along with Judge Nolan
https://nitter.poast.org/CorkCoypu/status/1916932011954000315#m
Published: April 28, 2025 19:06
How about we deport this animal along with Judge Nolan
A quick reminder that all our foreign health workers are very much appreciated
https://nitter.poast.org/CorkCoypu/status/1916574413928939770#m
Published: April 27, 2025 19:25
A quick reminder that all our foreign health workers are very much appreciated
They say couples should never go to bed angry.
That's why my wife & I regularly stay up all night doing cocaine x
https://nitter.poast.org/CorkCoypu/status/1916565651876975101#m
Published: April 27, 2025 18:50
They say couples should never go to bed angry.
That's why my wife & I regularly stay up all night doing cocaine x
How many illegal immigrants are currently living in Ireland?
https://nitter.poast.org/CorkCoypu/status/1916563176813928944#m
Published: April 27, 2025 18:40
How many illegal immigrants are currently living in Ireland?
Any time I tell my wife that I'm tired she always cheers me up by telling me that she's way more tired
https://nitter.poast.org/CorkCoypu/status/1916548988699881682#m
Published: April 27, 2025 17:44
Any time I tell my wife that I'm tired she always cheers me up by telling me that she's way more tired
It's frightening to think that this unhinged lunatic is actually homeschooling children
https://nitter.poast.org/CorkCoypu/status/1916453073922449799#m
Published: April 27, 2025 11:23
It's frightening to think that this unhinged lunatic is actually homeschooling children
nitter.poast.org/lil_doza/status/1916283960197345409#m
Room for a brave one?
https://nitter.poast.org/CorkCoypu/status/1916099437232849299#m
Published: April 26, 2025 11:57
Room for a brave one?
All back to the Popes gaff for tea and hang sandwiches
#PopeFrancis
https://nitter.poast.org/CorkCoypu/status/1916098405002002808#m
Published: April 26, 2025 11:53
All back to the Popes gaff for tea and hang sandwiches
#PopeFrancis
RT by @CorkCoypu: There is a Fleadh in Ballincollig tomorrow, but we won't see the patriots promote it, cos there's no sweet coffee money to be made from telling the incredibly stupid Mcgregor supporting yanks that Ireland isn't now a Muslim country
https://nitter.poast.org/CorkCoypu/status/1915904348409733216#m
Published: April 25, 2025 23:02
There is a Fleadh in Ballincollig tomorrow, but we won't see the patriots promote it, cos there's no sweet coffee money to be made from telling the incredibly stupid Mcgregor supporting yanks that Ireland isn't now a Muslim country
Life hack: Next time your wife is really angry about something, simply tell her to calm down. At that point she will realise she's overreacting and start to see sense!
https://nitter.poast.org/CorkCoypu/status/1915901345842008389#m
Published: April 25, 2025 22:50
Life hack: Next time your wife is really angry about something, simply tell her to calm down. At that point she will realise she's overreacting and start to see sense!
I'm not one to brag but I met Chris Kent and he follows me on Twitter
#LateLateShow
https://nitter.poast.org/CorkCoypu/status/1915885841479524782#m
Published: April 25, 2025 21:49
I'm not one to brag but I met Chris Kent and he follows me on Twitter
#LateLateShow
I didn't realise the great Simon Pegg was so posh
#LateLateShow
https://nitter.poast.org/CorkCoypu/status/1915876450399666499#m
Published: April 25, 2025 21:11
I didn't realise the great Simon Pegg was so posh
#LateLateShow
Ladies, 'Mansplaining' is short for Man Explaining
https://nitter.poast.org/CorkCoypu/status/1915826366416630218#m
Published: April 25, 2025 17:52
Ladies, 'Mansplaining' is short for Man Explaining
I'll be definitely tuning in to the burial of #PopeFrancis tomorrow.
As we say in Ireland, a good funeral is better than a bad wedding!
https://nitter.poast.org/CorkCoypu/status/1915791115619328458#m
Published: April 25, 2025 15:32
I'll be definitely tuning in to the burial of #PopeFrancis tomorrow.
As we say in Ireland, a good funeral is better than a bad wedding!
I live in a council estate, of course, my Christmas tree goes up at the end of September
https://nitter.poast.org/CorkCoypu/status/1915407299218203009#m
Published: April 24, 2025 14:07
I live in a council estate, of course, my Christmas tree goes up at the end of September
I live in a council estate, of course, my TV is too big for my living room
https://nitter.poast.org/CorkCoypu/status/1915367968499761648#m
Published: April 24, 2025 11:31
I live in a council estate, of course, my TV is too big for my living room