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This is also what I do every first Tuesday of the month to get herself in the mood

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Published: October 4, 2024 23:43

This is also what I do every first Tuesday of the month to get herself in the mood nitter.poast.org/AMAZlNGNATURE/status/1842331553403138165#m

Turns out Noel Gallaghers Master Plan was to get his life long fans to pay for his divorce #OasisLive25

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Published: October 4, 2024 22:59

Turns out Noel Gallaghers Master Plan was to get his life long fans to pay for his divorce #OasisLive25

I didn't reach my daily quota of likes today so here's a picture of my son shredding his first leccy guitar

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Published: October 4, 2024 21:54

I didn't reach my daily quota of likes today so here's a picture of my son shredding his first leccy guitar

Margo for Cocaine Blues #latelate #LateLateShow

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Published: October 4, 2024 21:05

Margo for Cocaine Blues #latelate #LateLateShow

Due to Dynamic Pricing #Lennoxs & Ticket Master are currently charging €350 for a bag of chips #JackieLennox

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Published: October 3, 2024 19:22

Due to Dynamic Pricing #Lennoxs & Ticket Master are currently charging €350 for a bag of chips #JackieLennox

What is wrong with some people?

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Published: October 3, 2024 09:50

What is wrong with some people? nitter.poast.org/unlimited_ls/status/1841316812459307322#m

I'm a Coypu and I believe that you're an incredibly insecure Bellend

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Published: October 2, 2024 19:59

I'm a Coypu and I believe that you're an incredibly insecure Bellend nitter.poast.org/Cobratate/status/1841378620591280413#m

RT by @CorkCoypu: We like to support local talent and we are huge fans of @bowie_sarah and her Nina Peanut books! No. 2 ‘Mega Mystery Solver’ is out now! And it’s a cracker! Super storytelling , great illustrations and pages filled with fun! 👏 @DubrayBooks @ScholasticIre @KidsBooksIrel

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Published: October 2, 2024 19:34

We like to support local talent and we are huge fans of @bowie_sarah and her Nina Peanut books! No. 2 ‘Mega Mystery Solver’ is out now! And it’s a cracker! Super storytelling , great illustrations and pages filled with fun! 👏 @DubrayBooks @ScholasticIre…

The secondary school that my boy is applying for rang me today looking for proof of address. I replied "Lady, I assure you that nobody would lie about living in my Estate"

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Published: October 2, 2024 18:53

The secondary school that my boy is applying for rang me today looking for proof of address. I replied "Lady, I assure you that nobody would lie about living in my Estate"

I'm really enjoying @LeighFrancis book. He seems like a very nice guy

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Published: October 2, 2024 14:50

I'm really enjoying @LeighFrancis book. He seems like a very nice guy

I'm in about 4 WhatsApp groups and am easily the least educated/intelligent in all of them. So, I will often copy and paste and copy a reply on a certain current topic from one group to another and claim it as my own

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Published: October 2, 2024 11:35

I'm in about 4 WhatsApp groups and am easily the least educated/intelligent in all of them. So, I will often copy and paste and copy a reply on a certain current topic from one group to another and claim it as my own

Before #WW3 starts can I please let it be known that I deeply dislike all of you x

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Published: October 1, 2024 21:38

Before #WW3 starts can I please let it be known that I deeply dislike all of you x

A €1 on to the price of fags should definitely soften your cough #Budget25

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Published: October 1, 2024 18:44

A €1 on to the price of fags should definitely soften your cough #Budget25

I don't know who created this but it's the reason I'm on Twitter

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Published: October 1, 2024 18:25

I don't know who created this but it's the reason I'm on Twitter

I have wasted an entire morning trying to come up with more Lennoxs Chipper puns

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Published: October 1, 2024 11:20

I have wasted an entire morning trying to come up with more Lennoxs Chipper puns

Can't believe Jackie Lennoxs is closing down. Rest in Peas 😢

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Published: September 30, 2024 19:24

Can't believe Jackie Lennoxs is closing down. Rest in Peas 😢

My Wife: Will we get a skip? Translation: I'm planning to throw out all your worldly possessions and leave all my stuff untouched

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Published: September 30, 2024 17:24

My Wife: Will we get a skip? Translation: I'm planning to throw out all your worldly possessions and leave all my stuff untouched

If anyone needs an ark, I Noah guy

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Published: September 29, 2024 12:55

If anyone needs an ark, I Noah guy

Have a good one, Maureen 👌 #happybirthdaymaureen

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Published: September 28, 2024 12:46

Have a good one, Maureen 👌 #happybirthdaymaureen