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So Long And Thanks For All The Fish / @nitter.
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Published: January 28, 2024 00:01
So Long And Thanks For All The Fish
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Thanks for the ride.
Wednesday 1/31 4PM PST we #LubeAsACrew ONE MORE TIME! S1 Episodes 5, 6, 7 π Tell a friend to tell a friend. (ps I love this picture and whoever made it) π΄ββ οΈπ«Ά
https://nitter.d420.de/ASTROGLIDE/status/1750989648971919410#m
Published: January 26, 2024 21:10
Wednesday 1/31 4PM PST we #LubeAsACrew ONE MORE TIME! S1 Episodes 5, 6, 7 π Tell a friend to tell a friend. (ps I love this picture and whoever made it) π΄ββ οΈπ«Ά
nitter.d420.de/BeccaKitty0217/status/1750932147228319779#m
Word on the seas is you want another watch along? π
https://nitter.d420.de/ASTROGLIDE/status/1750904729176281442#m
Published: January 26, 2024 15:33
Word on the seas is you want another watch along? π
R to @ASTROGLIDE: Ew why did my gif not work this app stinks
https://nitter.d420.de/ASTROGLIDE/status/1750551467608731713#m
Published: January 25, 2024 16:09
Ew why did my gif not work this app stinks
Not a coincidence, during my sleepy time show last night there was a full story about Black Beard and how he would tie flares to his beard and hair to give the smokey devilish appearance and all I could think about was how dramatic that is and also how heβs my literal dad now
https://nitter.d420.de/ASTROGLIDE/status/1750550647366467651#m
Published: January 25, 2024 16:06
Not a coincidence, during my sleepy time show last night there was a full story about Black Beard and how he would tie flares to his beard and hair to give the smokey devilish appearance and all I could think about was how dramatic that is and also howβ¦
Image
https://nitter.d420.de/ASTROGLIDE/status/1750548938535690567#m
Published: January 25, 2024 15:59
nitter.d420.de/crafteemusic/status/1750534802929746088#m
RT by @ASTROGLIDE: Travel has a way of opening the door to more feelings of sexual arousal and desire. Time to plan a vacation? Learn more on the @Astroglide blog: https://astroglide.com/blog/why-vacation-sex-is-so-hot
https://nitter.d420.de/JustinLehmiller/status/1750534683283099684#m
Published: January 25, 2024 15:02
Travel has a way of opening the door to more feelings of sexual arousal and desire. Time to plan a vacation? Learn more on the @Astroglide blog: astroglide.com/blog/why-vacaβ¦
my love language
https://nitter.d420.de/ASTROGLIDE/status/1750246753914499422#m
Published: January 24, 2024 19:58
my love language
nitter.d420.de/ChelseaWrenArt/status/1750245642054816230#m
MY bestie ALWAYS understands the assignment π
https://nitter.d420.de/ASTROGLIDE/status/1750234585278112248#m
Published: January 24, 2024 19:10
MY bestie ALWAYS understands the assignment π
nitter.d420.de/TheBoysTV/status/1617915015448924160#m
R to @ASTROGLIDE: BTW lube boss presented 3 slides about you guys and OFMD in the meeting to the entire company. π
https://nitter.d420.de/ASTROGLIDE/status/1750223421915717852#m
Published: January 24, 2024 18:25
BTW lube boss presented 3 slides about you guys and OFMD in the meeting to the entire company. π
sorry was in a lil meeting, how do we celebrate fandom? I have thoughts but most of them will get me fired
https://nitter.d420.de/ASTROGLIDE/status/1750216790561710476#m
Published: January 24, 2024 17:59
sorry was in a lil meeting, how do we celebrate fandom? I have thoughts but most of them will get me fired
nitter.d420.de/maetheheller/status/1750190543714369607#m
R to @ASTROGLIDE: instagram.com/p/C2c2UvouO3h/β¦
https://nitter.d420.de/ASTROGLIDE/status/1749942788056354858#m
Published: January 23, 2024 23:50
instagram.com/p/C2c2UvouO3h/β¦
Insta Valentineβs Day giveaway post is up right now btw β€οΈ (click the link to the post below to go enter)
https://nitter.d420.de/ASTROGLIDE/status/1749942749842096342#m
Published: January 23, 2024 23:50
Insta Valentineβs Day giveaway post is up right now btw β€οΈ (click the link to the post below to go enter)
R to @ASTROGLIDE: #AdoptAsACrew #NeverLetItFlopAsACrew #MakeThatAssPopAsACrew and all the other tags
https://nitter.d420.de/ASTROGLIDE/status/1749918306180730920#m
Published: January 23, 2024 22:13
#AdoptAsACrew #NeverLetItFlopAsACrew #MakeThatAssPopAsACrew and all the other tags
Best I can do is this ππ΄ββ οΈ #LubeAsACrew #RenewAsACrew
https://nitter.d420.de/ASTROGLIDE/status/1749917560257294575#m
Published: January 23, 2024 22:10
Best I can do is this ππ΄ββ οΈ #LubeAsACrew #RenewAsACrew
nitter.d420.de/Proper_Pirate/status/1749912604447760887#m
btw did anyone deliver on that fan fic I requested? If so please link because I will drown in these notifications trying to find it. Thanks besties ππ΄ββ οΈ
https://nitter.d420.de/ASTROGLIDE/status/1749902660311101857#m
Published: January 23, 2024 21:11
btw did anyone deliver on that fan fic I requested? If so please link because I will drown in these notifications trying to find it. Thanks besties ππ΄ββ οΈ
Me logging in to 3 days of horned up pirate notifications
https://nitter.d420.de/ASTROGLIDE/status/1749848913212002677#m
Published: January 23, 2024 17:37
Me logging in to 3 days of horned up pirate notifications
R to @ASTROGLIDE: I should not be going through this 4 episodes in to a new show at 4pm on a Friday π this is MAGIC #LubeAsACrew
https://nitter.d420.de/ASTROGLIDE/status/1748497108880289800#m
Published: January 20, 2024 00:06
I should not be going through this 4 episodes in to a new show at 4pm on a Friday π this is MAGIC #LubeAsACrew
R to @ASTROGLIDE: The way he looks at him π₯Ή #LubeAsACrew
https://nitter.d420.de/ASTROGLIDE/status/1748496202210201756#m
Published: January 20, 2024 00:02
The way he looks at him π₯Ή #LubeAsACrew
R to @ASTROGLIDE: I need an ASTROGLIDE O oil mermaid massage story on my desk Tuesday
https://nitter.d420.de/ASTROGLIDE/status/1748495988497822041#m
Published: January 20, 2024 00:01
I need an ASTROGLIDE O oil mermaid massage story on my desk Tuesday
R to @ASTROGLIDE: DID HE SAY MASSAGED TO DEATH BY MERMAIDS?!? π
https://nitter.d420.de/ASTROGLIDE/status/1748495275516444931#m
Published: January 19, 2024 23:58
DID HE SAY MASSAGED TO DEATH BY MERMAIDS?!? π
R to @ASTROGLIDE: Leap year and we are group watching in a leap year, coincidence or fate? #LubeAsACrew
https://nitter.d420.de/ASTROGLIDE/status/1748495160361828547#m
Published: January 19, 2024 23:58
Leap year and we are group watching in a leap year, coincidence or fate? #LubeAsACrew
R to @ASTROGLIDE: That little sitty sit π
https://nitter.d420.de/ASTROGLIDE/status/1748494833306808657#m
Published: January 19, 2024 23:57
That little sitty sit π
R to @ASTROGLIDE: Have I ever loved a couple so much immediately? Never. #LubeAsACrew
https://nitter.d420.de/ASTROGLIDE/status/1748494001404289067#m
Published: January 19, 2024 23:53
Have I ever loved a couple so much immediately? Never. #LubeAsACrew
R to @ASTROGLIDE: OKAY OUTFIT CHANGE π₯
https://nitter.d420.de/ASTROGLIDE/status/1748493799456923856#m
Published: January 19, 2024 23:53
OKAY OUTFIT CHANGE π₯
R to @ASTROGLIDE: THE LOOK IN HIS EYES WHEN HE SAID THAT OMG GIRRRLLLLLL π₯΅
https://nitter.d420.de/ASTROGLIDE/status/1748493706259468547#m
Published: January 19, 2024 23:52
THE LOOK IN HIS EYES WHEN HE SAID THAT OMG GIRRRLLLLLL π₯΅
R to @ASTROGLIDE: Okay but the curls in that beard π₯΅ #LubeAsACrew
https://nitter.d420.de/ASTROGLIDE/status/1748493509357912347#m
Published: January 19, 2024 23:51
Okay but the curls in that beard π₯΅ #LubeAsACrew
R to @ASTROGLIDE: βThis is what they think I look like?β π my dad just wants to be loved
https://nitter.d420.de/ASTROGLIDE/status/1748493332840591604#m
Published: January 19, 2024 23:51
βThis is what they think I look like?β π my dad just wants to be loved
R to @ASTROGLIDE: Who doesnβt fancy a fine fabric letβs be honest π #LubeAsACrew
https://nitter.d420.de/ASTROGLIDE/status/1748492484274208873#m
Published: January 19, 2024 23:47
Who doesnβt fancy a fine fabric letβs be honest π #LubeAsACrew
R to @ASTROGLIDE: Sweaty hairy nipples β
#LubeAsACrew
https://nitter.d420.de/ASTROGLIDE/status/1748491919179792634#m
Published: January 19, 2024 23:45
Sweaty hairy nipples β
#LubeAsACrew
R to @ASTROGLIDE: Is he fake snoring or sleeping like Gandalf β¦ nvm I got my answer π #LubeAsACrew
https://nitter.d420.de/ASTROGLIDE/status/1748491531848446423#m
Published: January 19, 2024 23:44
Is he fake snoring or sleeping like Gandalf β¦ nvm I got my answer π #LubeAsACrew
R to @ASTROGLIDE: Okay leather daddy already being jealous about Mary π #LubeAsACrew
https://nitter.d420.de/ASTROGLIDE/status/1748491000153354347#m
Published: January 19, 2024 23:41
Okay leather daddy already being jealous about Mary π #LubeAsACrew
R to @ASTROGLIDE: Just realized I need to #LubeAsACrew more for trending purposes π¦
https://nitter.d420.de/ASTROGLIDE/status/1748490821652156913#m
Published: January 19, 2024 23:41
Just realized I need to #LubeAsACrew more for trending purposes π¦
R to @ASTROGLIDE: Iβm absolutely LOVING this single sleeve leather jacket look π₯΅
https://nitter.d420.de/ASTROGLIDE/status/1748490671466729713#m
Published: January 19, 2024 23:40
Iβm absolutely LOVING this single sleeve leather jacket look π₯΅
R to @ASTROGLIDE: Iβm basically the bird guy at ASTROGLIDE HQ I think
https://nitter.d420.de/ASTROGLIDE/status/1748489922275938707#m
Published: January 19, 2024 23:37
Iβm basically the bird guy at ASTROGLIDE HQ I think
R to @ASTROGLIDE: Just cloud dreaming about sausages huh π
https://nitter.d420.de/ASTROGLIDE/status/1748489364538277951#m
Published: January 19, 2024 23:35
Just cloud dreaming about sausages huh π
R to @ASTROGLIDE: OKAY THE SIZZLE ON THAT FACE π₯΅
https://nitter.d420.de/ASTROGLIDE/status/1748489147168563701#m
Published: January 19, 2024 23:34
OKAY THE SIZZLE ON THAT FACE π₯΅
R to @ASTROGLIDE: EXCUSE ME
https://nitter.d420.de/ASTROGLIDE/status/1748472589654405138#m
Published: January 19, 2024 22:28
EXCUSE ME
R to @ASTROGLIDE: Okay the little kissy??
https://nitter.d420.de/ASTROGLIDE/status/1748472124459905159#m
Published: January 19, 2024 22:26
Okay the little kissy??
R to @ASTROGLIDE: Not the gentleman pirate playing hard to get with black beard π₯΅
https://nitter.d420.de/ASTROGLIDE/status/1748471599412490377#m
Published: January 19, 2024 22:24
Not the gentleman pirate playing hard to get with black beard π₯΅
R to @ASTROGLIDE: Genital pirate π
https://nitter.d420.de/ASTROGLIDE/status/1748471222793654328#m
Published: January 19, 2024 22:23
Genital pirate π
R to @ASTROGLIDE: THE SEXUAL TENSION IS AT AN ALL TIME HIGH RN ACROSS THE BOARD
https://nitter.d420.de/ASTROGLIDE/status/1748471163091812638#m
Published: January 19, 2024 22:23
THE SEXUAL TENSION IS AT AN ALL TIME HIGH RN ACROSS THE BOARD
R to @ASTROGLIDE: Look my ex
https://nitter.d420.de/ASTROGLIDE/status/1748470928248627591#m
Published: January 19, 2024 22:22
Look my ex
R to @ASTROGLIDE: Petrified for what this drink is
https://nitter.d420.de/ASTROGLIDE/status/1748470215929889268#m
Published: January 19, 2024 22:19
Petrified for what this drink is
R to @ASTROGLIDE: Not me wondering what that wooden hand can do π
https://nitter.d420.de/ASTROGLIDE/status/1748470050561159247#m
Published: January 19, 2024 22:18
Not me wondering what that wooden hand can do π
R to @ASTROGLIDE: MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY
https://nitter.d420.de/ASTROGLIDE/status/1748469890800062961#m
Published: January 19, 2024 22:18
MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY
R to @ASTROGLIDE: THE CREAM OF THE CARIBBEAN π₯YAAAASSSSSSS!!! π«°
https://nitter.d420.de/ASTROGLIDE/status/1748469188547760175#m
Published: January 19, 2024 22:15
THE CREAM OF THE CARIBBEAN π₯YAAAASSSSSSS!!! π«°
R to @ASTROGLIDE: βWe could have made magic β¨ β me to every dating app match that I never hear back from
https://nitter.d420.de/ASTROGLIDE/status/1748468984964624554#m
Published: January 19, 2024 22:14
βWe could have made magic β¨ β me to every dating app match that I never hear back from
R to @ASTROGLIDE: Someone buy my booty π
https://nitter.d420.de/ASTROGLIDE/status/1748468733448962248#m
Published: January 19, 2024 22:13
Someone buy my booty π
R to @ASTROGLIDE: Okay in the all white fit π₯ the cream dream captain
https://nitter.d420.de/ASTROGLIDE/status/1748468538644586679#m
Published: January 19, 2024 22:12
Okay in the all white fit π₯ the cream dream captain
R to @ASTROGLIDE: βPolite menaceβ lmao
https://nitter.d420.de/ASTROGLIDE/status/1748467397844156502#m
Published: January 19, 2024 22:08
βPolite menaceβ lmao
R to @ASTROGLIDE: Blowing Oβs for orgasms (ps what scent do you think that candle is)
https://nitter.d420.de/ASTROGLIDE/status/1748467222006411735#m
Published: January 19, 2024 22:07
Blowing Oβs for orgasms (ps what scent do you think that candle is)
R to @ASTROGLIDE: OKAY IM IN LOVE - S1 Ep3 𧡠(and then I have to stop for now but Iβll still be here to reply and scream and cryπ)
https://nitter.d420.de/ASTROGLIDE/status/1748466823572701191#m
Published: January 19, 2024 22:05
OKAY IM IN LOVE - S1 Ep3 𧡠(and then I have to stop for now but Iβll still be here to reply and scream and cryπ)
R to @ASTROGLIDE: WAIT THEY ARE FROM HIS CREW π΄ββ οΈπ€
https://nitter.d420.de/ASTROGLIDE/status/1748466396831601106#m
Published: January 19, 2024 22:04
WAIT THEY ARE FROM HIS CREW π΄ββ οΈπ€
R to @ASTROGLIDE: OUR gentleman pirate ππ
https://nitter.d420.de/ASTROGLIDE/status/1748466230611292531#m
Published: January 19, 2024 22:03
OUR gentleman pirate ππ
R to @ASTROGLIDE: βJust my friendβ WHO I LOVE SO MUCH π
https://nitter.d420.de/ASTROGLIDE/status/1748465984812597330#m
Published: January 19, 2024 22:02
βJust my friendβ WHO I LOVE SO MUCH π
R to @ASTROGLIDE: OKAY WE ARE REALLY CAPTAINING NOW STEDE DADDY π«°
https://nitter.d420.de/ASTROGLIDE/status/1748465536504328639#m
Published: January 19, 2024 22:00
OKAY WE ARE REALLY CAPTAINING NOW STEDE DADDY π«°
TODAY IS THE DAY π΄ββ οΈ #LubeAsACrew DAWN YOUR FINEST PURPLE IN PREPARATION π«‘ π at 1pm PST we hit play and scream together.
#SaveOFMD π΄ββ οΈ #ourflagmeansdeath
https://nitter.d420.de/ASTROGLIDE/status/1748369402779914421#m
Published: January 19, 2024 15:38
TODAY IS THE DAY π΄ββ οΈ #LubeAsACrew DAWN YOUR FINEST PURPLE IN PREPARATION π«‘ π at 1pm PST we hit play and scream together.
#SaveOFMD π΄ββ οΈ #ourflagmeansdeath
nitter.d420.de/nospaceforjack/status/1748343098420195353#m
How did you know I was eventually going to make the X Silicone line crossover post? You did it for me and you deserve the world. π΄ββ οΈπ
https://nitter.d420.de/ASTROGLIDE/status/1748093768606335189#m
Published: January 18, 2024 21:23
How did you know I was eventually going to make the X Silicone line crossover post? You did it for me and you deserve the world. π΄ββ οΈπ
π«‘ oh co-captains my co-captains (this flopped on tiktok so help me out)
https://nitter.d420.de/ASTROGLIDE/status/1748000224298275303#m
Published: January 18, 2024 15:11
π«‘ oh co-captains my co-captains (this flopped on tiktok so help me out)
*grabs phone*
https://nitter.d420.de/ASTROGLIDE/status/1747731978802323954#m
Published: January 17, 2024 21:25
*grabs phone*
nitter.d420.de/Grindr/status/1747708091729404284#m
Good morning. Woke up thinking about you guys and s3 today (Watch along reacts thread coming Friday)
https://nitter.d420.de/ASTROGLIDE/status/1747638553117606217#m
Published: January 17, 2024 15:14
Good morning. Woke up thinking about you guys and s3 today (Watch along reacts thread coming Friday)
nitter.d420.de/Ignisentis/status/1747392829494562840#m
get you a fandom that cares about you this much... and then give them season 3π
https://nitter.d420.de/ASTROGLIDE/status/1747415279641186769#m
Published: January 17, 2024 00:27
get you a fandom that cares about you this much... and then give them season 3π
nitter.d420.de/nomadsland42/status/1747381834357391590#m
lmao
https://nitter.d420.de/ASTROGLIDE/status/1747393265228447948#m
Published: January 16, 2024 22:59
lmao
nitter.d420.de/beesghetti/status/1747344673478185227#m
These have been unbelievable π
https://nitter.d420.de/ASTROGLIDE/status/1747390576704843934#m
Published: January 16, 2024 22:49
These have been unbelievable π
nitter.d420.de/alandslideofop1/status/1747389803904090402#m
WE ARE THE LUBE OF FANDOM. THE LUBE OF FAN FICS. THE LUBE OF SHIPS. WE ARE ASTROGLIDE.
https://nitter.d420.de/ASTROGLIDE/status/1747370738313732596#m
Published: January 16, 2024 21:30
WE ARE THE LUBE OF FANDOM. THE LUBE OF FAN FICS. THE LUBE OF SHIPS. WE ARE ASTROGLIDE.
RT by @ASTROGLIDE: Not to be dramatic but I'm never buying any lube but astroglide ever again
https://nitter.d420.de/Melethonomia/status/1747351233772560476#m
Published: January 16, 2024 20:12
Not to be dramatic but I'm never buying any lube but astroglide ever again
HOW DID YOU DO THIS SO FAST JFDKASJHFSAJFLKSJHAF
https://nitter.d420.de/ASTROGLIDE/status/1747348395680014417#m
Published: January 16, 2024 20:01
HOW DID YOU DO THIS SO FAST JFDKASJHFSAJFLKSJHAF
nitter.d420.de/Orphanednebula/status/1747348132109684864#m
Image
https://nitter.d420.de/ASTROGLIDE/status/1747328127016247775#m
Published: January 16, 2024 18:41
nitter.d420.de/ragsandmuffins/status/1747327248170922236#m
This is exactly how to win me over
https://nitter.d420.de/ASTROGLIDE/status/1747325675617591330#m
Published: January 16, 2024 18:31
This is exactly how to win me over
nitter.d420.de/Seven_Sugars/status/1747325274348499333#m
Feeling like I need to go watch Our Flag Means Death? π
https://nitter.d420.de/ASTROGLIDE/status/1747321003397800155#m
Published: January 16, 2024 18:12
Feeling like I need to go watch Our Flag Means Death? π
Really needing someone to blow my back out the way the eagles and cowboys got blown out this weekend π©
https://nitter.d420.de/ASTROGLIDE/status/1747278522073469163#m
Published: January 16, 2024 15:23
Really needing someone to blow my back out the way the eagles and cowboys got blown out this weekend π©
who will make me these?
https://nitter.d420.de/ASTROGLIDE/status/1747277109238845478#m
Published: January 16, 2024 15:18
who will make me these?
nitter.d420.de/therealSIR3/status/1747071026888933769#m
Okay lets hear your favorite naughty jokes π
https://nitter.d420.de/ASTROGLIDE/status/1745941954335318361#m
Published: January 12, 2024 22:52
Okay lets hear your favorite naughty jokes π
using PTO to stay home and masturbate is called playcation
https://nitter.d420.de/ASTROGLIDE/status/1745865141827371011#m
Published: January 12, 2024 17:47
using PTO to stay home and masturbate is called playcation
nitter.d420.de/steak_umm/status/1745851804426940696#m
If you are going to do this, please use lots of lube
https://nitter.d420.de/ASTROGLIDE/status/1745864396285641128#m
Published: January 12, 2024 17:44
If you are going to do this, please use lots of lube
nitter.d420.de/polaroidbonez/status/1745537380457607566#m
Guys, all you have to do is not act crazy and you could literally be thriving π
https://nitter.d420.de/ASTROGLIDE/status/1745837497735852325#m
Published: January 12, 2024 15:57
Guys, all you have to do is not act crazy and you could literally be thriving π
nitter.d420.de/ASTROGLIDE/status/1745255089097638392#m
What's your π preference?
https://nitter.d420.de/ASTROGLIDE/status/1745255089097638392#m
Published: January 11, 2024 01:23
What's your π preference?