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Spain are unbeaten in 38 matches , the longest ever unbeaten run recorded by a European national team. World champions again. 🏆

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Published: July 19, 2026 23:13

Spain are unbeaten in 38 matches , the longest ever unbeaten run recorded by a European national team. World champions again. 🏆

Second-most goals in history Most goal involvements in history Most wins in history Longest scoring streak Argentina’s top goalscorer Most appearances Most appearances as captain Only player to score in every round of the competition Tournament winner and 3x finalist Lionel Messi at the FIFA Worlf Cup, it was an absolute pleasure. 🤝

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Published: July 19, 2026 22:56

Second-most goals in history Most goal involvements in history Most wins in history Longest scoring streak Argentina’s top goalscorer Most appearances Most appearances as captain Only player to score in every round of the competition …

19-year-old Lamine Yamal had won three La Liga titles, the Euros and now a World Cup. He might complete football before his teen years end… 🤯

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Published: July 19, 2026 22:49

19-year-old Lamine Yamal had won three La Liga titles, the Euros and now a World Cup. He might complete football before his teen years end… 🤯

Best team at the World Cup by a mile. 🌍🏆 #ad

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Published: July 19, 2026 22:22

Best team at the World Cup by a mile. 🌍🏆 #ad Betfred (@Betfred) SPAIN, 2026 WORLD CUP WINNERS. Champions of Europe just wasn't good enough for Luis de la Fuente's side. — http://nt.vern.cc/Betfred/status/2078963636681232413#m

Unai Simón at the World Cup: 1 save vs. Cape Verde 1 save vs. Saudi Arabia 1 save vs. Uruguay 0 saves vs. Austria 2 saves vs. Portugal 1 save vs. Belgium 3 saves vs. France 0 saves vs. Argentina Won the thing without having to make double figure saves. 🤯

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Published: July 19, 2026 22:22

Unai Simón at the World Cup: 1 save vs. Cape Verde 1 save vs. Saudi Arabia 1 save vs. Uruguay 0 saves vs. Austria 2 saves vs. Portugal 1 save vs. Belgium 3 saves vs. France 0 saves vs. Argentina Won the thing without having to make double figure…

Pedri came on after 62 minutes. He finished the game with the most chances created (4) of any player on the pitch. Spain’s lock-picking genius. 🧠

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Published: July 19, 2026 22:12

Pedri came on after 62 minutes. He finished the game with the most chances created (4) of any player on the pitch. Spain’s lock-picking genius. 🧠

Pedro Porro’s game by numbers in the World Cup final: 91% pass accuracy 15 passes into the final third 7 ball recoveries 6 crosses 3 clearances 2 tackles 2 interceptions 0 goals conceded Had an unreal tournament. 👏

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Published: July 19, 2026 22:10

Pedro Porro’s game by numbers in the World Cup final: 91% pass accuracy 15 passes into the final third 7 ball recoveries 6 crosses 3 clearances 2 tackles 2 interceptions 0 goals conceded Had an unreal tournament. 👏

RT by @StatmanDave: Yeremy Pino is the first player in history to lose to Macclesfield F.C. and then win the World Cup in the same season. Niche.

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Published: July 19, 2026 22:10

Yeremy Pino is the first player in history to lose to Macclesfield F.C. and then win the World Cup in the same season. Niche.

Pau Cubarsi’s game by numbers in the World Cup final: 139 touches 37 carries 9 passes into the final third 6 clearances 6 ground duels contested 5 ground duels won 5 ball recoveries 3 fouls won 2 tackles 0 goals conceded Biggest game of your life? Cool as you like. 🧊

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Published: July 19, 2026 22:08

Pau Cubarsi’s game by numbers in the World Cup final: 139 touches 37 carries 9 passes into the final third 6 clearances 6 ground duels contested 5 ground duels won 5 ball recoveries 3 fouls won 2 tackles 0 goals conceded Biggest game of your life?…

‘5 ‘39 ‘46 ‘64 ‘67 ‘77 ‘77 ‘81 ‘90+3 ‘90+8 ‘93 11 saves across 120 minutes for Argentina’s Emiliano Martínez. Couldn’t have done much more. 🧤

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Published: July 19, 2026 22:05

‘5 ‘39 ‘46 ‘64 ‘67 ‘77 ‘77 ‘81 ‘90+3 ‘90+8 ‘93 11 saves across 120 minutes for Argentina’s Emiliano Martínez. Couldn’t have done much more. 🧤

10 goals 4 assists Kylian Mbappé wins the World Cup Golden Boot, becoming the first player ever to go back-to-back. 💫

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Published: July 19, 2026 22:05

10 goals 4 assists Kylian Mbappé wins the World Cup Golden Boot, becoming the first player ever to go back-to-back. 💫

Nico Williams in the World Cup final: 95% pass accuracy 41 touches 5 touches into the box 5 crosses 2 big chances created 1 assists Made all the difference off the bench. 👏

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Published: July 19, 2026 22:04

Nico Williams in the World Cup final: 95% pass accuracy 41 touches 5 touches into the box 5 crosses 2 big chances created 1 assists Made all the difference off the bench. 👏

There have only been three occasions a nation has won the Euros and World Cup back-to-back: 🇩🇪 1972-1974 🇫🇷 1998-2000 🇪🇸 2008-2010 🇪🇸 2024-2026 History makers. 👏👏👏

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Published: July 19, 2026 22:03

There have only been three occasions a nation has won the Euros and World Cup back-to-back: 🇩🇪 1972-1974 🇫🇷 1998-2000 🇪🇸 2008-2010 🇪🇸 2024-2026 History makers. 👏👏👏

Ferran Torres’ goal was Spain’s 20th of the match. Argentina are yet to have one. One of the most dominant final performance ever. 🇪🇸

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Published: July 19, 2026 21:46

Ferran Torres’ goal was Spain’s 20th of the match. Argentina are yet to have one. One of the most dominant final performance ever. 🇪🇸

Ferran Torres’ first goal of the 2026 World Cup is a probably match-winner in the 106th minute of the final. What a time to get off the mark. 🤯

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Published: July 19, 2026 21:45

Ferran Torres’ first goal of the 2026 World Cup is a probably match-winner in the 106th minute of the final. What a time to get off the mark. 🤯

That’s not going to do anything to quieten the “it’s rigged for Argentina” crowd… 👀👀👀

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Published: July 19, 2026 21:29

That’s not going to do anything to quieten the “it’s rigged for Argentina” crowd… 👀👀👀

Most touches in the box Most successful take-one Most shots Is Lamine Yamal the most likely difference maker on the pitch? 👁️

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Published: July 19, 2026 21:23

Most touches in the box Most successful take-one Most shots Is Lamine Yamal the most likely difference maker on the pitch? 👁️

Marcus Rashford scored 5 and assisted 3 in last season’s Champions League, despite playing just 579 minutes. That’s a direct goal involvement every 72 minutes on average. United need depth for Europe next season… 🤔

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Published: July 17, 2026 08:09

Marcus Rashford scored 5 and assisted 3 in last season’s Champions League, despite playing just 579 minutes. That’s a direct goal involvement every 72 minutes on average. United need depth for Europe next season… 🤔

RT by @StatmanDave: 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 | "Every decision Thomas Tuchel made was the right decision..." @officialbarnesy rejects the idea that the England manager made mistakes against Argentina.

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Published: July 16, 2026 16:45

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 | "Every decision Thomas Tuchel made was the right decision..." @officialbarnesy rejects the idea that the England manager made mistakes against Argentina. Video

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Published: July 16, 2026 08:00

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Between Anthony Gordon’s 55th minute goal and the final whistle, Argentina had TEN shots to England’s two. Dominance. 🇦🇷

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Published: July 15, 2026 21:26

Between Anthony Gordon’s 55th minute goal and the final whistle, Argentina had TEN shots to England’s two. Dominance. 🇦🇷

Enzo Fernandez had more touches (104) and more shots (4) than any other player on the pitch vs. England. His persistence turned the game. 👏

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Published: July 15, 2026 21:13

Enzo Fernandez had more touches (104) and more shots (4) than any other player on the pitch vs. England. His persistence turned the game. 👏

Lionel Messi’s game by numbers vs. England: 94 touches 11 attempted take-ons 9 successful take-ons 7 touches in the box 4 chances created 2 progressive carries 2 big chances created 2 fouls won 2 assists Good at football, imo. 😅

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Published: July 15, 2026 21:12

Lionel Messi’s game by numbers vs. England: 94 touches 11 attempted take-ons 9 successful take-ons 7 touches in the box 4 chances created 2 progressive carries 2 big chances created 2 fouls won 2 assists Good at football, imo. 😅

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Published: July 15, 2026 21:09

Lisandro Martinez’s passing vs. England Accurate Accurate Accurate Accurate Accurate Accurate Accurate Accurate Accurate Accurate Accurate Accurate Accurate Accurate Accurate Accurate Accurate Accurate Accurate Accurate Accurate …

2022: Lionel Messi is directly involved in 10 goals as he leads Argentina to the World Cup. 2026: Lionel Messi is directly involved in 12 goals as he leads Argentina to the World Cup final. Pushing 40 and still the best on the planet. 🌍

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Published: July 15, 2026 21:05

2022: Lionel Messi is directly involved in 10 goals as he leads Argentina to the World Cup. 2026: Lionel Messi is directly involved in 12 goals as he leads Argentina to the World Cup final. Pushing 40 and still the best on the planet. 🌍

Lionel Messi has been directly involved in 12 of Argentina’s 19 goals at this World Cup, scoring 8 and assisting 4. Carrying them again. 🐐

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Published: July 15, 2026 20:59

Lionel Messi has been directly involved in 12 of Argentina’s 19 goals at this World Cup, scoring 8 and assisting 4. Carrying them again. 🐐

Lionel Messi has been directly involved in 12 goals at this World Cup, no player has been involved in more. It’s just what he does. 🤷‍♂️

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Published: July 15, 2026 20:57

Lionel Messi has been directly involved in 12 goals at this World Cup, no player has been involved in more. It’s just what he does. 🤷‍♂️

Lautaro Martínez has come off the bench to score or assist in each of Argentina’s last three games: 🅰️ vs. Egypt ⚽️ vs. Switzerland ⚽️ vs. England Putting right his record on the world stage. 👏

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Published: July 15, 2026 20:55

Lautaro Martínez has come off the bench to score or assist in each of Argentina’s last three games: 🅰️ vs. Egypt ⚽️ vs. Switzerland ⚽️ vs. England Putting right his record on the world stage. 👏

38’ 61’ 85’ 85’ Enzo Fernandes attempted 3 shots from outside the box before his fourth effort flew in. Persistence. 🚀

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Published: July 15, 2026 20:49

38’ 61’ 85’ 85’ Enzo Fernandes attempted 3 shots from outside the box before his fourth effort flew in. Persistence. 🚀

Lionel Messi has been directly involved in 11 goals at this World Cup, no player has been involved in more. Enzo did the heavier lifting on that one, though. 😅

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Published: July 15, 2026 20:47

Lionel Messi has been directly involved in 11 goals at this World Cup, no player has been involved in more. Enzo did the heavier lifting on that one, though. 😅

England's goals at the World Cup: Kane Kane Bellingham Rashford Bellingham Kane Kane Kane Bellingham Bellingham Kane Bellingham Bellingham Gordon Barcelona’s man steps up! 🤩

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Published: July 15, 2026 20:17

England's goals at the World Cup: Kane Kane Bellingham Rashford Bellingham Kane Kane Kane Bellingham Bellingham Kane Bellingham Bellingham Gordon Barcelona’s man steps up! 🤩

Giuliano Simeone won just a single tackle in the first half vs. England. He did, however, commit 5 fouls. If you can’t stop them fairly… 🤷‍♂️

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Published: July 15, 2026 19:55

Giuliano Simeone won just a single tackle in the first half vs. England. He did, however, commit 5 fouls. If you can’t stop them fairly… 🤷‍♂️

Djed Spence’s first half vs. Argentina by numbers: 92% pass accuracy 33 touches 8 carries 4 tackles attempted 3 tackles won 3 passes into the final third 2 progressive carries Outstanding. ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

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Published: July 15, 2026 19:51

Djed Spence’s first half vs. Argentina by numbers: 92% pass accuracy 33 touches 8 carries 4 tackles attempted 3 tackles won 3 passes into the final third 2 progressive carries Outstanding. ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

🚨 NEW VIDEO OUT NOW 🚨 How Youri Tielemans Will Fit Into Michael Carrick’s Manchester United WATCH ▶️ https://youtu.be/tNvk0EHhm44

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Published: July 15, 2026 16:00

🚨 NEW VIDEO OUT NOW 🚨 How Youri Tielemans Will Fit Into Michael Carrick’s Manchester United WATCH ▶️ inv.vern.cc/tNvk0EHhm44

RT by @StatmanDave: I am genuinely loving the talk around Tielemans. He’s “old” at 29, he doesn’t have the legs (Casemiro and Mainoo worked perfectly well) etc etc. But the best one is that he isn’t good off the ball. He has been defensively excellent, much better than people realise. He can read the game very well which is more important than raw speed. Think he’s an unreal signing. My only small concern is the niggles he was starting to pick up next season. Need to manage his minutes and hope he stays fit. If he does, I love it.

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Published: July 15, 2026 12:11

I am genuinely loving the talk around Tielemans. He’s “old” at 29, he doesn’t have the legs (Casemiro and Mainoo worked perfectly well) etc etc. But the best one is that he isn’t good off the ball. He has been defensively excellent, much better than…

🚨 NEW VIDEO OUT NOW 🚨 How Andrey Santos Will Fit Into Michael Carrick’s Manchester United WATCH ▶️ https://youtu.be/JO5211yCwXs

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Published: July 14, 2026 16:06

🚨 NEW VIDEO OUT NOW 🚨 How Andrey Santos Will Fit Into Michael Carrick’s Manchester United WATCH ▶️ inv.vern.cc/JO5211yCwXs

RT by @StatmanDave: And here's a column from me on what Tielemans' signing means for what remains of Manchester United's midfield rebuild. The Belgian is likely to end up as Carrick's insurance policy, but also the guiding star for that possible third midfield signing. https://www.nytimes.com/athletic/7442350/2026/07/14/tielemans-manchester-united-midfield-transfer/?source=emp_shared_article&unlocked_article_code=1.xlA.0gsQ.q6Xmc0TmSBuz&smid=ta-android-share

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Published: July 14, 2026 12:26

And here's a column from me on what Tielemans' signing means for what remains of Manchester United's midfield rebuild. The Belgian is likely to end up as Carrick's insurance policy, but also the guiding star for that possible third midfield signing. …

Bellingham has been one of the standout players at the World Cup. BUT, Messi is Messi. 🐐 #ad

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Published: July 14, 2026 09:39

Bellingham has been one of the standout players at the World Cup. BUT, Messi is Messi. 🐐 #ad Betfred (@Betfred) 🤷‍♂️ | "I would have Bellingham over Messi" The statement that divided the panel... @SimonLSport @ConorMcGilligxn @_callumfowler Video …

RT by @StatmanDave: 🚨 NEW VIDEO OUT NOW 🚨 Does Youri Tielemans To Man Utd Make Sense? WATCH ▶️ https://youtu.be/cv4H4_R74xY

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Published: July 13, 2026 16:00

🚨 NEW VIDEO OUT NOW 🚨 Does Youri Tielemans To Man Utd Make Sense? WATCH ▶️ inv.vern.cc/cv4H4_R74xY

Most defensive lines broken per 100 passes in the Premier League last season: 🔘 Adam Wharton — 17.7 🔘 YOURI TIELEMANS — 16.3 🔘 Casemiro — 16.3 🔘 Bruno Guimareas — 16.2 🔘 Elliot Anderson — 15.8 🔘 BRUNO FERNANDES — 15.6 🔘 Granit Xhaka — 15.4 🔘 Will Hughes — 15.2 🔘 Mathias Jensen — 15.2 🔘 ANDREY SANTOS — 15.0 Manchester United are going to be seriously good on the ball next term. 🧠

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Published: July 13, 2026 13:50

Most defensive lines broken per 100 passes in the Premier League last season: 🔘 Adam Wharton — 17.7 🔘 YOURI TIELEMANS — 16.3 🔘 Casemiro — 16.3 🔘 Bruno Guimareas — 16.2 🔘 Elliot Anderson — 15.8 🔘 BRUNO FERNANDES — 15.6 🔘 Granit Xhaka — 15.4 🔘 Will Hughes —…

Andrey Santos’ final game for Chelsea: 38 passes attempted 38 passes completed 8 carries 8 duels contested 6 duels won 5 tackles attempted 5 tackles won 1 shot 1 goal Completed every pass, won every tackle and scored. Imagine selling him… 🤯

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Published: July 13, 2026 13:31

Andrey Santos’ final game for Chelsea: 38 passes attempted 38 passes completed 8 carries 8 duels contested 6 duels won 5 tackles attempted 5 tackles won 1 shot 1 goal Completed every pass, won every tackle and scored. Imagine selling him… 🤯

In the Premier League last season, only two players managed to maintain a 90%+ pass accuracy whilst playing over 4 passes into the final third p90: 🔘 Rodri 🔘 Andrey Santos Welcome to the club. 🫡

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Published: July 13, 2026 12:56

In the Premier League last season, only two players managed to maintain a 90%+ pass accuracy whilst playing over 4 passes into the final third p90: 🔘 Rodri 🔘 Andrey Santos Welcome to the club. 🫡 Manchester United (@ManUtd) ✍️🇧🇷 Video —…

🔘 Rodri 🔘 Elliot Anderson 🔘 Declan Rice 🔘 Carlos Baleba 🔘 Moisés Caicedo 🔘 Bruno Guimarães 🔘 Sandro Tonali 🔘 Adam Wharton 🔘 Alex Scott 🔘 Anton Stach None of the players above won more tackles per game in the Premier League last season than Youri Tielemans. ☕️🍋

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Published: July 13, 2026 11:08

🔘 Rodri 🔘 Elliot Anderson 🔘 Declan Rice 🔘 Carlos Baleba 🔘 Moisés Caicedo 🔘 Bruno Guimarães 🔘 Sandro Tonali 🔘 Adam Wharton 🔘 Alex Scott 🔘 Anton Stach None of the players above won more tackles per game in the Premier League last season than Youri…

Brilliant signing. What a curveball. Recording a video right now. Should be out at 17:00. 🔴🔴🔴

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Published: July 13, 2026 10:43

Brilliant signing. What a curveball. Recording a video right now. Should be out at 17:00. 🔴🔴🔴 David Ornstein (@David_Ornstein) 🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Manchester United in advanced talks to sign Youri Tielemans from Aston Villa. All parties in contact as #MUFC try…

Twelve years later… 👀

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Published: July 13, 2026 10:42

Twelve years later… 👀 Statman Dave (@StatmanDave) At the Emirates tonight, let's see what all the hype about Youri Tielemans is about. — http://nt.vern.cc/StatmanDave/status/529721200516546560#m

Youri Tielemans ranked in the top 10% of Premier League midfielders last season for… ✅ Tackles + interceptions ✅ Tackles won ✅ Fouls won ✅ Through balls ✅ Progressive passes ✅ Passes into the final third On his way to MUFC? 😳

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Published: July 13, 2026 09:57

Youri Tielemans ranked in the top 10% of Premier League midfielders last season for… ✅ Tackles + interceptions ✅ Tackles won ✅ Fouls won ✅ Through balls ✅ Progressive passes ✅ Passes into the final third On his way to MUFC? 😳

Jude Bellingham has won more ground duels (37) and scored more goals (6) than any other midfielder at the World Cup. Can do absolutely everything. 👊

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Published: July 13, 2026 09:20

Jude Bellingham has won more ground duels (37) and scored more goals (6) than any other midfielder at the World Cup. Can do absolutely everything. 👊

3-2 vs. Croatia ✅ 1-0 vs. Panama ✅ 1-0 vs. Mexico ✅ 2-0 vs. Mexico 1-1 vs. Norway ✅ 2-1 vs. Norway ✅ 5/6 of Jude Bellingham’s World Cup goals have changed the state of the game. 🐐

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Published: July 12, 2026 15:02

3-2 vs. Croatia ✅ 1-0 vs. Panama ✅ 1-0 vs. Mexico ✅ 2-0 vs. Mexico 1-1 vs. Norway ✅ 2-1 vs. Norway ✅ 5/6 of Jude Bellingham’s World Cup goals have changed the state of the game. 🐐

Lisandro Martinez’s game by numbers vs. Switzerland: 98 touches 13 duels contested 10 duels won 9 passes into the final third 5 progressive carries 3 attempted take-ons 3 successful take-ons 3 clearances 3 ball recoveries 0 x dribbled past Having an unreal tournament. 🔝

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Published: July 12, 2026 09:10

Lisandro Martinez’s game by numbers vs. Switzerland: 98 touches 13 duels contested 10 duels won 9 passes into the final third 5 progressive carries 3 attempted take-ons 3 successful take-ons 3 clearances 3 ball recoveries 0 x dribbled past Having…

Lionel Messi’s game by numbers vs. Switzerland: 101 touches 87% pass accuracy 11 passes into the final third 6 chances created 6 attempted take-ons 5 successful take-ons 4 touches in the box 4 shots 1 assist How on earth do England stop hip? 😳

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Published: July 12, 2026 09:07

Lionel Messi’s game by numbers vs. Switzerland: 101 touches 87% pass accuracy 11 passes into the final third 6 chances created 6 attempted take-ons 5 successful take-ons 4 touches in the box 4 shots 1 assist How on earth do England stop hip? 😳

No player has been directly involved in more World Cup 2026 goals than Lionel Messi (11). Like a fine wine. 🍷

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Published: July 12, 2026 02:07

No player has been directly involved in more World Cup 2026 goals than Lionel Messi (11). Like a fine wine. 🍷

Official FIFA Player of the Match winners for England at the World Cup so far: vs. Croatia — Harry Kane vs. Ghana — Jude Bellingham vs. Panama — Jude Bellingham vs. DR Congo — Harry Kane vs. Mexico — Jude Bellingham vs. Norway — Jude Bellingham Generational carry. 👏👏👏

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Published: July 12, 2026 00:18

Official FIFA Player of the Match winners for England at the World Cup so far: vs. Croatia — Harry Kane vs. Ghana — Jude Bellingham vs. Panama — Jude Bellingham vs. DR Congo — Harry Kane vs. Mexico — Jude Bellingham vs. Norway — Jude Bellingham …

England are World Cup semi-finalists for the first time of the modern format. It’s coming home. 👀👀👀

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Published: July 11, 2026 23:53

England are World Cup semi-finalists for the first time of the modern format. It’s coming home. 👀👀👀

Jude Bellingham’s game by numbers vs. Norway: 83% pass accuracy 18 carries 11 ground duels contested 8 ground duels won 5 shots 4 fouls won 3 passes into the final third 2 shots on target 2 goals He’s something else, this boy. 🤯

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Published: July 11, 2026 23:37

Jude Bellingham’s game by numbers vs. Norway: 83% pass accuracy 18 carries 11 ground duels contested 8 ground duels won 5 shots 4 fouls won 3 passes into the final third 2 shots on target 2 goals He’s something else, this boy. 🤯

Erling Haaland’s game by numbers vs. England: 38% pass accuracy 21 touches 2 defensive contributions 2 shots 1 shot on target 0 assists 0 goals What was all the fuss about? 👀

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Published: July 11, 2026 23:33

Erling Haaland’s game by numbers vs. England: 38% pass accuracy 21 touches 2 defensive contributions 2 shots 1 shot on target 0 assists 0 goals What was all the fuss about? 👀

⚽️ Kane vs Panama 🇵🇦 ⚽️ Bellingham vs Panama 🇵🇦 ⚽️ Kane vs DR Congo ⚽️ Kane vs DR Congo 🇨🇩 ⚽️ Bellingham vs Mexico 🇲🇽 ⚽️ Bellingham vs Mexico 🇲🇽 ⚽️ Kane vs Mexico 🇲🇽 ⚽️ Bellingham vs Norway 🇳🇴 ⚽️ Bellingham vs Norway 🇳🇴 Siri, define ‘carrying’ 🐐🐐

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Published: July 11, 2026 23:23

⚽️ Kane vs Panama 🇵🇦 ⚽️ Bellingham vs Panama 🇵🇦 ⚽️ Kane vs DR Congo ⚽️ Kane vs DR Congo 🇨🇩 ⚽️ Bellingham vs Mexico 🇲🇽 ⚽️ Bellingham vs Mexico 🇲🇽 ⚽️ Kane vs Mexico 🇲🇽 ⚽️ Bellingham vs Norway 🇳🇴 ⚽️ Bellingham vs Norway 🇳🇴 Siri, define ‘carrying’ 🐐🐐

No player had scored more goals at this World Cup for England than Jude Bellingham. No, not even Harry Kane. 🔝

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Published: July 11, 2026 23:13

No player had scored more goals at this World Cup for England than Jude Bellingham. No, not even Harry Kane. 🔝

⚽️ vs. Croatia ⚽️🅰️ vs. Panama ⚽️⚽️ vs. Mexico ⚽️ vs. Norway Jude Bellingham, what a man you are. 🫡

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Published: July 11, 2026 21:53

⚽️ vs. Croatia ⚽️🅰️ vs. Panama ⚽️⚽️ vs. Mexico ⚽️ vs. Norway Jude Bellingham, what a man you are. 🫡

No player on the pitch had more touches in the box than Lamine Yamal (12). No player on the pitch took more shots than Lamine Yamal (6) No player on the pitch completed more take-ons than Lamine Yamal (4) Even when he’s not making headlines, he causes so many problems. 👏

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Published: July 10, 2026 21:04

No player on the pitch had more touches in the box than Lamine Yamal (12). No player on the pitch took more shots than Lamine Yamal (6) No player on the pitch completed more take-ons than Lamine Yamal (4) Even when he’s not making headlines, he causes…

Rodri’s game by numbers vs. Belgium: 118 touches 94% pass accuracy 35 carries 10 passes into the final third 7 attempted long passes 6 accurate long passes 3 progressive passes 2 ground duel contested 2 ground duels won 2 ball recoveries 2 clearances 2 chances created Dominant. 👊

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Published: July 10, 2026 21:02

Rodri’s game by numbers vs. Belgium: 118 touches 94% pass accuracy 35 carries 10 passes into the final third 7 attempted long passes 6 accurate long passes 3 progressive passes 2 ground duel contested 2 ground duels won 2 ball recoveries 2…

91st minute vs. Portugal 88th minute vs. Belgium “Merino” is actually Spanish for “Clutch”.

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Published: July 10, 2026 20:52

91st minute vs. Portugal 88th minute vs. Belgium “Merino” is actually Spanish for “Clutch”.

Congratulations to Manchester United goalkeeper Senne Lammens, who is on for his Word Cup debut. ❤️

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Published: July 10, 2026 20:35

Congratulations to Manchester United goalkeeper Senne Lammens, who is on for his Word Cup debut. ❤️

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Published: July 10, 2026 19:54

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Charles De Ketelaere won 5/6 aerial duels in the first half vs. Spain, more than any other player. Including one very important one. ✈️

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Published: July 10, 2026 19:52

Charles De Ketelaere won 5/6 aerial duels in the first half vs. Spain, more than any other player. Including one very important one. ✈️