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Greta Thunberg rebukes Billy Joel for naming his new single ‘Turn The Lights Back On’. “Not a very good message to be sending out,” she frowned

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Published: February 14, 2024 20:12

Greta Thunberg rebukes Billy Joel for naming his new single ‘Turn The Lights Back On’. “Not a very good message to be sending out,” she frowned

Carlo and Sofia Dolmio come under fire for launching new podcast while Papa Dolmio battles serious illness in hospital

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Published: February 14, 2024 15:22

Carlo and Sofia Dolmio come under fire for launching new podcast while Papa Dolmio battles serious illness in hospital

The Stone Roses Bar in Leeds to be changed into a club that plays nothing but ‘Mr Brightside’ all night long

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Published: February 14, 2024 10:08

The Stone Roses Bar in Leeds to be changed into a club that plays nothing but ‘Mr Brightside’ all night long

BeyoncĂ© spills the tea on Jay Z’s latest ‘billion dollar idea’ - bodyworn cameras for barbers. “I think he over-estimates how many disputes there are over haircuts,” she told reporters

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Published: February 13, 2024 20:33

BeyoncĂ© spills the tea on Jay Z’s latest ‘billion dollar idea’ - bodyworn cameras for barbers. “I think he over-estimates how many disputes there are over haircuts,” she told reporters

Sky F1 commentator David Croft pledges to use the phrase “a day late and a dollar short” at least once in each race this season after audience feedback shows fans enjoy hearing it

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Published: February 13, 2024 11:19

Sky F1 commentator David Croft pledges to use the phrase “a day late and a dollar short” at least once in each race this season after audience feedback shows fans enjoy hearing it

Harry Styles says he’s got a rare day off tomorrow so does anyone fancy joining him for a stroll around the abandoned remnants of the Mr Blobby theme park?

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Published: February 12, 2024 21:13

Harry Styles says he’s got a rare day off tomorrow so does anyone fancy joining him for a stroll around the abandoned remnants of the Mr Blobby theme park?

Sir Rod Stewart says take no notice of sauce bottles that say “once opened consume within a month” - they’re fine for about five years!

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Published: February 11, 2024 08:30

Sir Rod Stewart says take no notice of sauce bottles that say “once opened consume within a month” - they’re fine for about five years!

Fresh embarrassment for US president Joe Biden as he fails to remember Terence Trent D’arby is now known as Sananda Maitreya

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Published: February 10, 2024 18:30

Fresh embarrassment for US president Joe Biden as he fails to remember Terence Trent D’arby is now known as Sananda Maitreya

Rochelle Humes tells Marvin he needs to chase up ITV on why he’s not had his ‘I’m A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here!’ money yet - but he says they’re probably just being slow

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Published: February 10, 2024 07:52

Rochelle Humes tells Marvin he needs to chase up ITV on why he’s not had his ‘I’m A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here!’ money yet - but he says they’re probably just being slow

Emma Bunton reveals her favourite kind of greetings cards are the ones with an olden days photo but they’re talking about blowjobs or something

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Published: February 9, 2024 20:47

Emma Bunton reveals her favourite kind of greetings cards are the ones with an olden days photo but they’re talking about blowjobs or something

Kate Bush says she’d love to buy a baseball bat and then go round town smashing litterbugs in the chops

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Published: February 8, 2024 16:53

Kate Bush says she’d love to buy a baseball bat and then go round town smashing litterbugs in the chops

Andi Peters says he bets all those people crying about Breakaway bars being axed haven’t bought a pack in the past 20 years. “If you’re not careful Viscounts will go the same way,” he warned

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Published: February 8, 2024 10:32

Andi Peters says he bets all those people crying about Breakaway bars being axed haven’t bought a pack in the past 20 years. “If you’re not careful Viscounts will go the same way,” he warned

Michelle Obama reveals she’s come up with a cracking marketing slogan for Derby: “The ordinary city where extraordinary things happen!”

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Published: February 7, 2024 21:09

Michelle Obama reveals she’s come up with a cracking marketing slogan for Derby: “The ordinary city where extraordinary things happen!”

Wizzard star Roy Wood says seeing as it’s going to snow on Thursday how about we all ring in sick and pretend it’s Christmas🎄

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Published: February 7, 2024 17:18

Wizzard star Roy Wood says seeing as it’s going to snow on Thursday how about we all ring in sick and pretend it’s Christmas🎄

Richard Hammond says if you’re a heterosexual male, it’s very important to loudly dismiss Abba at any opportunity. “Even dancing to one of their songs at a wedding could cause people to believe you are a gaylord,” he warned

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Published: February 6, 2024 08:05

Richard Hammond says if you’re a heterosexual male, it’s very important to loudly dismiss Abba at any opportunity. “Even dancing to one of their songs at a wedding could cause people to believe you are a gaylord,” he warned

Fearne Cotton laughs off claims she helped herself to some of the food while volunteering at a foodbank. “It was one packet of Hula Hoops from a multipack - hardly crime of the century,” she told reporters

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Published: February 5, 2024 20:41

Fearne Cotton laughs off claims she helped herself to some of the food while volunteering at a foodbank. “It was one packet of Hula Hoops from a multipack - hardly crime of the century,” she told reporters

Geri Horner says does anyone know if you’re allowed to take your dogs to Alton Towers and if so can they go on the rides?

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Published: February 5, 2024 08:53

Geri Horner says does anyone know if you’re allowed to take your dogs to Alton Towers and if so can they go on the rides?

Hertfordshire Police confirm 55-year-old woman rescued from secret room at Jessie J’s abattoir was singer Kylie Minogue. The Australian chart star - who had been reported missing following a stint working at the slaughterhouse - is being supported by specialist officers

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Published: February 4, 2024 21:38

Hertfordshire Police confirm 55-year-old woman rescued from secret room at Jessie J’s abattoir was singer Kylie Minogue. The Australian chart star - who had been reported missing following a stint working at the slaughterhouse - is being supported by


Rihanna says it appears quite a few councils have introduced an extra charge for garden waste collections this year to help balance the books. “Guess the party’s over,” she sighed

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Published: February 4, 2024 08:00

Rihanna says it appears quite a few councils have introduced an extra charge for garden waste collections this year to help balance the books. “Guess the party’s over,” she sighed

James Corden scoops a record National Lottery jackpot of £197m. “Amazing things keep happening to me!” he screamed

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Published: February 3, 2024 08:45

James Corden scoops a record National Lottery jackpot of £197m. “Amazing things keep happening to me!” he screamed

Rachel Stevens says if you’ve done very little to enhance your reputation at work this week, why not treat yourself to a curry tonight

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Published: February 2, 2024 16:40

Rachel Stevens says if you’ve done very little to enhance your reputation at work this week, why not treat yourself to a curry tonight

Lewis Hamilton reveals his move to Ferrari was sealed by team bosses promising to build him a racing car with a CD multiplayer that can play up to 10 discs at once. “Should save me time changing CDs during the race,” he beamed

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Published: February 2, 2024 08:05

Lewis Hamilton reveals his move to Ferrari was sealed by team bosses promising to build him a racing car with a CD multiplayer that can play up to 10 discs at once. “Should save me time changing CDs during the race,” he beamed

Hugh Jackman says he accidentally dropped a bottle of Baileys on his kitchen floor earlier. “It smelt fantastic but it was a bugger to clean up,” he told BBC Radio Devon

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Published: February 1, 2024 19:27

Hugh Jackman says he accidentally dropped a bottle of Baileys on his kitchen floor earlier. “It smelt fantastic but it was a bugger to clean up,” he told BBC Radio Devon

Wayne Rooney insists he wasn’t at all fussed about ‘Dr Carrot’ being snubbed by the Oscars. “I brushed it off instantly - just like that time I argued with the ref and then scored a wondergoal,” he told reporters

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Published: February 1, 2024 11:43

Wayne Rooney insists he wasn’t at all fussed about ‘Dr Carrot’ being snubbed by the Oscars. “I brushed it off instantly - just like that time I argued with the ref and then scored a wondergoal,” he told reporters

Girls Aloud star Cheryl Cole slams audience members on their comeback tour for flocking to the loo during new track ‘Exclusive’. “Have some fucking respect,” she fumed

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Published: February 1, 2024 07:38

Girls Aloud star Cheryl Cole slams audience members on their comeback tour for flocking to the loo during new track ‘Exclusive’. “Have some fucking respect,” she fumed

New Simply Red album, ‘Schmeichel, Parker, Pallister, Irwin, Bruce, Sharpe and Ince, Hughes, McClair, Keane and Cantona, Robson, Kanchelskis and Giggs’, to be released on 23 March

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Published: January 31, 2024 21:05

New Simply Red album, ‘Schmeichel, Parker, Pallister, Irwin, Bruce, Sharpe and Ince, Hughes, McClair, Keane and Cantona, Robson, Kanchelskis and Giggs’, to be released on 23 March

Daniel Radcliffe says if your car unexpectedly passes its MOT, that probably means they’ve tinkered with some parts to make sure it goes wrong a few weeks later - and OF COURSE you’ll take it back to the garage that gave you the good news about the MOT!

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Published: January 31, 2024 16:41

Daniel Radcliffe says if your car unexpectedly passes its MOT, that probably means they’ve tinkered with some parts to make sure it goes wrong a few weeks later - and OF COURSE you’ll take it back to the garage that gave you the good news about the MOT!

Rival players on ‘The Hollaback Girls’ cheer after banished contestant Gwen Stefani steps up and reveals she IS a Hollaback Girl

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Published: January 30, 2024 21:21

Rival players on ‘The Hollaback Girls’ cheer after banished contestant Gwen Stefani steps up and reveals she IS a Hollaback Girl

Sophie Ellis-Bextor says at the age of 44 she feels too old to learn any new board games. “I’m done,” she told reporters

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Published: January 30, 2024 17:29

Sophie Ellis-Bextor says at the age of 44 she feels too old to learn any new board games. “I’m done,” she told reporters

Alanis Morissette clarifies on ‘You Oughta Know’ she’s talking about a regular movie theater - not a Shakespeare play or anything

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Published: January 29, 2024 19:02

Alanis Morissette clarifies on ‘You Oughta Know’ she’s talking about a regular movie theater - not a Shakespeare play or anything

Paloma Faith heads into the studio to record a sinister cover of Terence Trent D’arby’s ‘If You Let Me Stay’ for the next series of ‘The Traitors’

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Published: January 29, 2024 10:43

Paloma Faith heads into the studio to record a sinister cover of Terence Trent D’arby’s ‘If You Let Me Stay’ for the next series of ‘The Traitors’

Margot Robbie says if you hate your job there’s no point leaving as you’ll probably hate your next one even more

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Published: January 28, 2024 20:01

Margot Robbie says if you hate your job there’s no point leaving as you’ll probably hate your next one even more

Business secretary Kemi Badenoch tells the BBC’s Laura Kuenssberg her favourite crisps are Frazzles - but her Labour counterpart Jonathan Reynolds says he prefers Hula Hoops!

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Published: January 28, 2024 08:27

Business secretary Kemi Badenoch tells the BBC’s Laura Kuenssberg her favourite crisps are Frazzles - but her Labour counterpart Jonathan Reynolds says he prefers Hula Hoops!

Joint tour between Suede and Manic Street Preachers descends into chaos after it emerges both bands thought the other band was the support act

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Published: January 27, 2024 20:13

Joint tour between Suede and Manic Street Preachers descends into chaos after it emerges both bands thought the other band was the support act

Catherine Zeta-Jones says she has it on good authority that the rebranding of Lilt to Fanta Pineapple & Grapefruit has been judged an utter disaster by Coca-Cola bosses and the Lilt branding is likely to return later this year

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Published: January 27, 2024 18:07

Catherine Zeta-Jones says she has it on good authority that the rebranding of Lilt to Fanta Pineapple & Grapefruit has been judged an utter disaster by Coca-Cola bosses and the Lilt branding is likely to return later this year

Sir Cliff Richard announces his cage fight with Daniel O’Donnell is BACK ON! The exhibition bout - postponed from November - will take place at London’s O2 Arena on 23 March. “I’m going to smack the little dweeb so hard there’s a good chance he’ll suffer a brain injury,” laughed Sir Cliff

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Published: January 26, 2024 21:29

Sir Cliff Richard announces his cage fight with Daniel O’Donnell is BACK ON! The exhibition bout - postponed from November - will take place at London’s O2 Arena on 23 March. “I’m going to smack the little dweeb so hard there’s a good chance he’ll suffer


Lady Gaga says she’s only recently learned that Jupiter and Saturn are made of gas and to be honest it’s really pissed her off. “I feel like it shouldn’t be called a planet if you can’t walk on it,” she told BBC Radio Cornwall

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Published: January 25, 2024 21:29

Lady Gaga says she’s only recently learned that Jupiter and Saturn are made of gas and to be honest it’s really pissed her off. “I feel like it shouldn’t be called a planet if you can’t walk on it,” she told BBC Radio Cornwall

Olly Murs reveals he scrambled to buy a Valentine’s card and gift last night because he thought Valentine’s Day was TODAY. “For some reason I thought it moved around like Easter and the Champions League final - and this year they were doing it on 25 January,” he laughed

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Published: January 25, 2024 07:50

Olly Murs reveals he scrambled to buy a Valentine’s card and gift last night because he thought Valentine’s Day was TODAY. “For some reason I thought it moved around like Easter and the Champions League final - and this year they were doing it on 25


Gary Neville announces he has joined dance act Shanks & Bigfoot. The group will now be known as Shanks, Bigfoot & Gary Neville

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Published: January 24, 2024 21:16

Gary Neville announces he has joined dance act Shanks & Bigfoot. The group will now be known as Shanks, Bigfoot & Gary Neville

Taylor Swift says when you’re going to sleep tonight, why not have a bit of fun by imagining all your exes living in a house together for a reality show. “It’s a hoot to think about who would get along with who!” she giggled

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Published: January 24, 2024 17:34

Taylor Swift says when you’re going to sleep tonight, why not have a bit of fun by imagining all your exes living in a house together for a reality show. “It’s a hoot to think about who would get along with who!” she giggled

BREAKING: Police say 55-year-old woman rescued after being found imprisoned in secret room at Jessie J’s Hertfordshire abattoir

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Published: January 23, 2024 17:47

BREAKING: Police say 55-year-old woman rescued after being found imprisoned in secret room at Jessie J’s Hertfordshire abattoir

Asda announces it’s putting prices up by 10% to pay for Mariah Carey to appear in this year’s Christmas adverts

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Published: January 22, 2024 20:51

Asda announces it’s putting prices up by 10% to pay for Mariah Carey to appear in this year’s Christmas adverts

Morrissey clarifies new single ‘That’s Cats For You’ isn’t having a pop at cats - it’s just poking fun at their contrary nature. “God forbid anyone should possess the mental dexterity to grasp nuance,” he sighed

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Published: January 21, 2024 20:55

Morrissey clarifies new single ‘That’s Cats For You’ isn’t having a pop at cats - it’s just poking fun at their contrary nature. “God forbid anyone should possess the mental dexterity to grasp nuance,” he sighed

Dua Lipa reveals ‘Hey Diddle Diddle’ is her all-time favourite nursery rhyme because “there’s a lot going on”

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Published: January 21, 2024 14:23

Dua Lipa reveals ‘Hey Diddle Diddle’ is her all-time favourite nursery rhyme because “there’s a lot going on”

Terrorvision singer Tony Wright says he’s convinced his phone is listening to him as he keeps being shown ads for tequila

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Published: January 21, 2024 08:15

Terrorvision singer Tony Wright says he’s convinced his phone is listening to him as he keeps being shown ads for tequila

Wayne Rooney’s debut screenplay ‘Dr Carrot’ earns 15 Bafta nominations, including Best Film, Best Supporting Actress (Claire Sweeney), Best Theme Song (Sir Paul McCartney’s ‘Everything Is Orange’) and Hottest Sex Scene

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Published: January 18, 2024 19:57

Wayne Rooney’s debut screenplay ‘Dr Carrot’ earns 15 Bafta nominations, including Best Film, Best Supporting Actress (Claire Sweeney), Best Theme Song (Sir Paul McCartney’s ‘Everything Is Orange’) and Hottest Sex Scene

Zendaya says it’s “adorable” how lots of people in their 40s still like to pay using cash. “I suppose that was the main way of paying for things when they were younger,” she chuckled

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Published: January 17, 2024 20:44

Zendaya says it’s “adorable” how lots of people in their 40s still like to pay using cash. “I suppose that was the main way of paying for things when they were younger,” she chuckled

Rochelle Humes says Marvin made a right meal of pronouncing the name of this Prosecco earlier. “I can see why he struggled with languages at school,” she scoffed

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Published: January 16, 2024 22:02

Rochelle Humes says Marvin made a right meal of pronouncing the name of this Prosecco earlier. “I can see why he struggled with languages at school,” she scoffed

Daniel Bedingfield reveals he still has THREE large bottles of Baileys from Christmas to finish. “I’ve got to somehow reach the end of it,” he told reporters

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Published: January 16, 2024 17:21

Daniel Bedingfield reveals he still has THREE large bottles of Baileys from Christmas to finish. “I’ve got to somehow reach the end of it,” he told reporters

Elon Musk pledges £75m of his own cash to help close the budget gap of whichever city council in England has the most attractive leader. “Answers on a postcard,” he laughed

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Published: January 16, 2024 14:08

Elon Musk pledges £75m of his own cash to help close the budget gap of whichever city council in England has the most attractive leader. “Answers on a postcard,” he laughed

Jessie J appears at St Albans Crown Court charged with five counts of murder, 48 counts of illegal substitition of meat and one count of cannibalism. The singer-turned-slaughterhouse owner was remanded into custody ahead of her next appearance at the same court on 23 February

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Published: January 15, 2024 18:14

Jessie J appears at St Albans Crown Court charged with five counts of murder, 48 counts of illegal substitition of meat and one count of cannibalism. The singer-turned-slaughterhouse owner was remanded into custody ahead of her next appearance at the same


‘Lorraine’ actress Lorraine Kelly reveals she now discounts the US as a holiday destination due to the tipping situation

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Published: January 15, 2024 11:33

‘Lorraine’ actress Lorraine Kelly reveals she now discounts the US as a holiday destination due to the tipping situation

Sophie Raworth returns to BBC News after serving six-week suspension for sneaking Radiohead song titles into her bulletin scripts. “I’d just like to say sorry to everyone I’ve let down,” she said

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Published: January 14, 2024 09:58

Sophie Raworth returns to BBC News after serving six-week suspension for sneaking Radiohead song titles into her bulletin scripts. “I’d just like to say sorry to everyone I’ve let down,” she said

Dame Helen Mirren says she’s astonished by all the remarkable world events showing up on her ‘For You’ feed on X that aren’t being covered by the mainstream media. “I’m quite concerned about those giant aliens at that mall in Miami,” she fretted

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Published: January 13, 2024 17:42

Dame Helen Mirren says she’s astonished by all the remarkable world events showing up on her ‘For You’ feed on X that aren’t being covered by the mainstream media. “I’m quite concerned about those giant aliens at that mall in Miami,” she fretted

Hugh Jackman says make sure you brush your teeth really nicely before going for a dental check-up and then maybe your dentist won’t notice all the holes

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Published: January 13, 2024 09:05

Hugh Jackman says make sure you brush your teeth really nicely before going for a dental check-up and then maybe your dentist won’t notice all the holes

Jodie Comer says she’s convinced the theory that sucking a sweet helps to stop your ears popping on planes is a myth spread by Trebor and other confectionary firms

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Published: January 12, 2024 21:40

Jodie Comer says she’s convinced the theory that sucking a sweet helps to stop your ears popping on planes is a myth spread by Trebor and other confectionary firms

Brooklyn Beckham says laugh at his pictures all you want but right now he might just be Britain’s most well-known photographer

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Published: January 12, 2024 07:34

Brooklyn Beckham says laugh at his pictures all you want but right now he might just be Britain’s most well-known photographer

MGMT reveal they have earned more than £2.3bn in royalties from ‘Time To Pretend’ being used in films and TV shows set in the mid-2000s

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Published: January 11, 2024 12:09

MGMT reveal they have earned more than £2.3bn in royalties from ‘Time To Pretend’ being used in films and TV shows set in the mid-2000s

Jessica Ennis-Hill reveals she eats tons of unhealthy food now she’s retired from athletics. “I’m planning to have five hot dogs for my lunch today,” she giggled

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Published: January 11, 2024 10:00

Jessica Ennis-Hill reveals she eats tons of unhealthy food now she’s retired from athletics. “I’m planning to have five hot dogs for my lunch today,” she giggled

Richard Hammomd says he imagines most of the gay sex in prisons takes place in cells rather than the showers

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Published: January 10, 2024 21:27

Richard Hammomd says he imagines most of the gay sex in prisons takes place in cells rather than the showers

Martine McCutcheon says Taylor Swift should make her next single a megamix. “People love a good megamix,” she chuckled

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Published: January 9, 2024 21:19

Martine McCutcheon says Taylor Swift should make her next single a megamix. “People love a good megamix,” she chuckled

Adrian Chiles says no major plans for today so he’s going to strip naked and dance around his mansion to ‘Murder on the Dancefloor’

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Published: January 9, 2024 08:17

Adrian Chiles says no major plans for today so he’s going to strip naked and dance around his mansion to ‘Murder on the Dancefloor’

Wayne Rooney fails to see the funny side after the infamous log flume scene in ‘Dr Carrot’ is mocked by Golden Globes presenter Jo Koy

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Published: January 8, 2024 21:25

Wayne Rooney fails to see the funny side after the infamous log flume scene in ‘Dr Carrot’ is mocked by Golden Globes presenter Jo Koy

Mel B says she does enjoy it when someone’s trying to show her how good their Amazon Alexa is and it goes haywire

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Published: January 8, 2024 19:01

Mel B says she does enjoy it when someone’s trying to show her how good their Amazon Alexa is and it goes haywire

Idris Elba says he’s only today learned that Status Quo’s ‘In The Army Now’ is a cover version. “I did not know it was a cover version,” he told BBC Radio Cornwall

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Published: January 8, 2024 13:51

Idris Elba says he’s only today learned that Status Quo’s ‘In The Army Now’ is a cover version. “I did not know it was a cover version,” he told BBC Radio Cornwall

Ian Brown says sometimes the indicator in his car switches itself off when he didn’t ask it to. “What are we not being told?” he pondered

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Published: January 7, 2024 17:17

Ian Brown says sometimes the indicator in his car switches itself off when he didn’t ask it to. “What are we not being told?” he pondered

Cat Deeley reveals husband Patrick Kielty surprised her at Christmas by getting them VIP tickets for this year’s Victorious Festival in Portsmouth. “I haven’t seen the line-up yet but I’m sure we’ll have a great time,” she grinned

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Published: January 7, 2024 09:57

Cat Deeley reveals husband Patrick Kielty surprised her at Christmas by getting them VIP tickets for this year’s Victorious Festival in Portsmouth. “I haven’t seen the line-up yet but I’m sure we’ll have a great time,” she grinned

Arctic Monkeys fans hail return to form on new single ‘Nymphomaniac Infomaniac’ - due out 23 February

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Published: January 7, 2024 07:25

Arctic Monkeys fans hail return to form on new single ‘Nymphomaniac Infomaniac’ - due out 23 February

Steve Lamacq says he was pleasantly surprised to hear his local Asda playing Mercury Rev’s ‘Goddess On A Highway’ the other day. “I told the cashier their fuzzy 1991 debut album ‘Yerself Is Steam’ is well worth a listen but she looked at me gone out,” Lamacq lamented

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Published: January 5, 2024 17:29

Steve Lamacq says he was pleasantly surprised to hear his local Asda playing Mercury Rev’s ‘Goddess On A Highway’ the other day. “I told the cashier their fuzzy 1991 debut album ‘Yerself Is Steam’ is well worth a listen but she looked at me gone out,”


Billie Piper says have you noticed all the best darts players are called Luke? “Luke Humphries
Luke Littler
the list is endless,” she commented

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Published: January 4, 2024 16:47

Billie Piper says have you noticed all the best darts players are called Luke? “Luke Humphries
Luke Littler
the list is endless,” she commented

Manchester City star Phil Foden reveals he always fancied running a post office after hanging up his boots - but now he’s too scared to in case his computer crashes and he gets jailed for 18 years

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Published: January 3, 2024 21:34

Manchester City star Phil Foden reveals he always fancied running a post office after hanging up his boots - but now he’s too scared to in case his computer crashes and he gets jailed for 18 years

Mariah Carey says her driving’s been so poor recently that if she had a crash, she’d just have to hold her hands up and say “it’s been coming”

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Published: January 3, 2024 16:56

Mariah Carey says her driving’s been so poor recently that if she had a crash, she’d just have to hold her hands up and say “it’s been coming”

Joss Stone says she’s had the last laugh on the prankster who keeps sending her broken fax machines - she’s been getting a local guy to fix them up and then she sells them to firms in North Korea for a healthy profit!

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Published: January 2, 2024 20:21

Joss Stone says she’s had the last laugh on the prankster who keeps sending her broken fax machines - she’s been getting a local guy to fix them up and then she sells them to firms in North Korea for a healthy profit!

Gary Lineker says he agrees it’s absurd that Walkers does multipacks of Worcester Sauce French Fries but not Salt & Vinegar. “I plan to raise this at the highest level,” he pledged

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Published: January 2, 2024 08:31

Gary Lineker says he agrees it’s absurd that Walkers does multipacks of Worcester Sauce French Fries but not Salt & Vinegar. “I plan to raise this at the highest level,” he pledged

Sir Paul McCartney says he had been planning to weigh himself earlier to see how much he’d put on over the festive period but decided against the idea. “I don’t think I wanna know,” he chuckled

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Published: January 1, 2024 20:26

Sir Paul McCartney says he had been planning to weigh himself earlier to see how much he’d put on over the festive period but decided against the idea. “I don’t think I wanna know,” he chuckled

Asda confirms Michael BublĂ© has left the firm by mutual consent. Shop chairman Graham Asda said: “We would like to place on record our thanks to Michael for his efforts during his time here and wish him well in the future.”

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Published: January 1, 2024 12:04

Asda confirms Michael BublĂ© has left the firm by mutual consent. Shop chairman Graham Asda said: “We would like to place on record our thanks to Michael for his efforts during his time here and wish him well in the future.”

Alex Jones says she’s enjoyed learning about the various misfortunes that have befallen her lesser friends in 2023 through their end-of-year Facebook posts. “I had no idea Emma Foster got made redundant in May,” she chuckled

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Published: December 31, 2023 12:56

Alex Jones says she’s enjoyed learning about the various misfortunes that have befallen her lesser friends in 2023 through their end-of-year Facebook posts. “I had no idea Emma Foster got made redundant in May,” she chuckled

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