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Gordon Nivea admits he’s tickled that after all these years, holidaymakers are still shelling out for After Sun at £8 a pop. “It literally does fuck all,” he laughed

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Published: August 22, 2026 20:00

Gordon Nivea admits he’s tickled that after all these years, holidaymakers are still shelling out for After Sun at £8 a pop. “It literally does fuck all,” he laughed

Sir Brian Cox says he’s got a lot of time for Madonna but her assertion that there’s no greater power than the power of goodbye is demonstrably bollocks

http://nt.vern.cc/FakeShowbizNews/status/2089410352307957955#m

Published: August 17, 2026 17:53

Sir Brian Cox says he’s got a lot of time for Madonna but her assertion that there’s no greater power than the power of goodbye is demonstrably bollocks

Alan Titchmarsh says has anyone heard that brilliant song ‘Last Resort’ by Papa Roach? “It’s the sound of someone who has given everything they’ve got to give - and there’s nothing left,” he told reporters

http://nt.vern.cc/FakeShowbizNews/status/2088924220201767158#m

Published: August 16, 2026 09:41

Alan Titchmarsh says has anyone heard that brilliant song ‘Last Resort’ by Papa Roach? “It’s the sound of someone who has given everything they’ve got to give - and there’s nothing left,” he told reporters

Michael Sheen reveals he was today years old when he learned that the ‘Rufus’ in ‘Rufus and Chaka Khan’ was a band rather than a bloke

http://nt.vern.cc/FakeShowbizNews/status/2088684534489403397#m

Published: August 15, 2026 17:49

Michael Sheen reveals he was today years old when he learned that the ‘Rufus’ in ‘Rufus and Chaka Khan’ was a band rather than a bloke

Nigel Farage’s wife asks him to empty the dishwasher but he tells her he has sadly been advised by police to stay away from dishwashers

http://nt.vern.cc/FakeShowbizNews/status/2088268369459867990#m

Published: August 14, 2026 14:15

Nigel Farage’s wife asks him to empty the dishwasher but he tells her he has sadly been advised by police to stay away from dishwashers

British Eggs Council granted permission by the estate of late rapper DMX to use a reworked version of his classic hit ‘X Gon Give It To Ya’ in new TV ad extolling the health benefits of eating eggs

http://nt.vern.cc/FakeShowbizNews/status/2088235802249621929#m

Published: August 14, 2026 12:06

British Eggs Council granted permission by the estate of late rapper DMX to use a reworked version of his classic hit ‘X Gon Give It To Ya’ in new TV ad extolling the health benefits of eating eggs

Les Dennis admits when he told Lana Del Rey his fascinating fact about there being a tunnel under Ocean Boulevard, he had no idea she would turn it into an album title. “I was originally going to tell her about wombats doing square poos,” he chuckled

http://nt.vern.cc/FakeShowbizNews/status/2087990397658099737#m

Published: August 13, 2026 19:51

Les Dennis admits when he told Lana Del Rey his fascinating fact about there being a tunnel under Ocean Boulevard, he had no idea she would turn it into an album title. “I was originally going to tell her about wombats doing square poos,” he chuckled

Daniel Radcliffe says he was amused to learn that trainee Ofsted inspectors have to complete an exercise that involves writing reports on famous fictional schools such as Grange Hill, Bash Street and, of course, Hogwarts. “Sounds like a hoot,” he giggled

http://nt.vern.cc/FakeShowbizNews/status/2087262438089503216#m

Published: August 11, 2026 19:38

Daniel Radcliffe says he was amused to learn that trainee Ofsted inspectors have to complete an exercise that involves writing reports on famous fictional schools such as Grange Hill, Bash Street and, of course, Hogwarts. “Sounds like a hoot,” he giggled

UB40 reveal only one of their 10 biggest selling singles is not a cover version - and ironically it’s ‘One In Ten’

http://nt.vern.cc/FakeShowbizNews/status/2087172379650744562#m

Published: August 11, 2026 13:40

UB40 reveal only one of their 10 biggest selling singles is not a cover version - and ironically it’s ‘One In Ten’

Martin Clunes says if someone invites you to guess how much they paid for an item of clothing on Vinted, make sure you deliberately guess on the low side to ruin their moment

http://nt.vern.cc/FakeShowbizNews/status/2086721865930756108#m

Published: August 10, 2026 07:50

Martin Clunes says if someone invites you to guess how much they paid for an item of clothing on Vinted, make sure you deliberately guess on the low side to ruin their moment

Jessie J announces 1,500 new apprentice roles at her abattoir in Hertfordshire. “We need fresh meat to help us fulfill a major contract from Russia,” she told reporters

http://nt.vern.cc/FakeShowbizNews/status/2086354315581559125#m

Published: August 9, 2026 07:30

Jessie J announces 1,500 new apprentice roles at her abattoir in Hertfordshire. “We need fresh meat to help us fulfill a major contract from Russia,” she told reporters

Annie Mac receives a call from Late Of The Pier asking if she wants to make their comeback single the ‘Hottest Record In The World’ on her radio show - but she tells them she doesn’t do that shit anymore

http://nt.vern.cc/FakeShowbizNews/status/2085798060957851722#m

Published: August 7, 2026 18:39

Annie Mac receives a call from Late Of The Pier asking if she wants to make their comeback single the ‘Hottest Record In The World’ on her radio show - but she tells them she doesn’t do that shit anymore