🦜 Fake Showbiz News / @FakeShowbizNews
@nitter.cz.fakeshowbiznews@rss-parrot.net
I'm an automated parrot! I relay a website's RSS feed to the Fediverse. Every time a new post appears in the feed, I toot about it. Follow me to get all new posts in your Mastodon timeline!
Brought to you by the RSS Parrot.
---
Twitter feed for: @FakeShowbizNews. Generated by nitter.cz
Your feed and you don't want it here? Just
e-mail the birb.
Asda announces it has slashed prices on hundreds of bulk items to help people save ££££s as they prepare for the upcoming apocalyptic event
https://nitter.kareem.one/FakeShowbizNews/status/2113571063833485461#m
Published: October 23, 2026 09:59
Asda announces it has slashed prices on hundreds of bulk items to help people save ££££s as they prepare for the upcoming apocalyptic event
Ed Miliband lands role in ‘Girls’ reboot as a kindhearted English author who woos Hannah - but she gets the ick when she watches him eat a bacon sandwich
http://shitter.thepixora.com/FakeShowbizNews/status/2113362242657984705#m
Published: October 22, 2026 20:09
Ed Miliband lands role in ‘Girls’ reboot as a kindhearted English author who woos Hannah - but she gets the ick when she watches him eat a bacon sandwich
Jane McDonald says she’s sad to report that cracks are beginning to appear in Taylor and Travis’s marriage. “They came over for a dinner party the other night and she was being quite nasty to him during Pictionary,” she told reporters
http://nitter.meowing.monster/FakeShowbizNews/status/2113022733676097614#m
Published: October 21, 2026 21:40
Jane McDonald says she’s sad to report that cracks are beginning to appear in Taylor and Travis’s marriage.
“They came over for a dinner party the other night and she was being quite nasty to him during Pictionary,” she told reporters
Aggro Santos claims Halloween and Bonfire Night are too close together, and one of them should be moved. “Probably Bonfire Night,” he added
http://nitter.meowing.monster/FakeShowbizNews/status/2112900077446443373#m
Published: October 21, 2026 13:33
Aggro Santos claims Halloween and Bonfire Night are too close together, and one of them should be moved.
“Probably Bonfire Night,” he added
“Big month for my Spotify,” says Rockwell. “Ditto,” laugh Bobby ‘Boris’ Pickett and the Crypt Kickers
https://nitter.kareem.one/FakeShowbizNews/status/2111489717665718348#m
Published: October 17, 2026 16:09
“Big month for my Spotify,” says Rockwell.
“Ditto,” laugh Bobby ‘Boris’ Pickett and the Crypt Kickers
Stefan Dennis says he had a dream last night in which he faced a major backlash for investing in a 9/11 computer game. “It was pretty stressful,” he told reporters
https://nitter.kareem.one/FakeShowbizNews/status/2111446008299422077#m
Published: October 17, 2026 13:15
Stefan Dennis says he had a dream last night in which he faced a major backlash for investing in a 9/11 computer game.
“It was pretty stressful,” he told reporters
Joe Cole reveals he’s got his 14-year-old son believing the Mike Flowers Pops version of ‘Wonderwall’ is the 1968 original. “Another classic prank from Joe Cole’s joke hole,” he giggled
https://nitter.kareem.one/FakeShowbizNews/status/2111384999865778400#m
Published: October 17, 2026 09:13
Joe Cole reveals he’s got his 14-year-old son believing the Mike Flowers Pops version of ‘Wonderwall’ is the 1968 original.
“Another classic prank from Joe Cole’s joke hole,” he giggled
Sydney Sweeney announces she’s launching her own cryptocurrency called ‘Titcoin’
https://nitter.kareem.one/FakeShowbizNews/status/2111168311874502945#m
Published: October 16, 2026 18:52
Sydney Sweeney announces she’s launching her own cryptocurrency called ‘Titcoin’
Prime Minister Andy Burnham calls urgent COBRA meeting to discuss the ongoing dispute between Kelly Clarkson and Brooklyn toy store Art of Play
http://shitter.thepixora.com/FakeShowbizNews/status/2110427427432263902#m
Published: October 14, 2026 17:48
Prime Minister Andy Burnham calls urgent COBRA meeting to discuss the ongoing dispute between Kelly Clarkson and Brooklyn toy store Art of Play
Kylie Minogue hits out at shops and cafes that put out little signs urging people to pay with cash so they can avoid card transaction fees. “Get a grip - it’s only about 1%,” she chastised
http://shitter.thepixora.com/FakeShowbizNews/status/2110081908856217830#m
Published: October 13, 2026 18:55
Kylie Minogue hits out at shops and cafes that put out little signs urging people to pay with cash so they can avoid card transaction fees.
“Get a grip - it’s only about 1%,” she chastised