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R to @AyoCaesar: Suffragette line should be the Blackhorse, Lioness should be Wembley, and the Liberty should be the 9th circle of hell.

Published: February 15, 2024 10:10

Suffragette line should be the Blackhorse, Lioness should be Wembley, and the Liberty should be the 9th circle of hell.

Windrush, Weaver, Mildmay: all good names for overground lines. Suffragette, Lioness, Liberty: rubbish names, you can never make me use them.

Published: February 15, 2024 10:01

Windrush, Weaver, Mildmay: all good names for overground lines. Suffragette, Lioness, Liberty: rubbish names, you can never make me use them. nitter.cz/BBCNews/status/1758019320972530146#m

RT by @AyoCaesar: ā€œThis is a proper recession just being hidden by having more people,ā€ said @TorstenBell of the Resolution Foundation

Published: February 15, 2024 09:56

ā€œThis is a proper recession just being hidden by having more people,ā€ said @TorstenBell of the Resolution Foundation nitter.cz/alexwickham/status/1758062742865330410#m

Happy Valentines Day to the striking Deliveroo, Just Eat, and Uber Eats riders only ā¤ļøāœŠšŸ¾

Published: February 14, 2024 18:38

Happy Valentines Day to the striking Deliveroo, Just Eat, and Uber Eats riders only ā¤ļøāœŠšŸ¾

RT by @AyoCaesar: Riders still joining! This is the voice of the majority of workers. They are fed up of risking their lives for poverty pay and will shut down all apps until they get better pay, conditions and respect!

Published: February 14, 2024 17:55

Riders still joining! This is the voice of the majority of workers. They are fed up of risking their lives for poverty pay and will shut down all apps until they get better pay, conditions and respect!

RT by @AyoCaesar: Valentines strike is on! Letā€™s go London. NO LOVE FOR DELIVEROO, UBER EATS, JUST EAT! Workers have had enough and are coming together to take back what is theirs from the bloodsucking bosses!

Published: February 14, 2024 17:50

Valentines strike is on! Letā€™s go London. NO LOVE FOR DELIVEROO, UBER EATS, JUST EAT! Workers have had enough and are coming together to take back what is theirs from the bloodsucking bosses!

RT by @AyoCaesar: šŸ“¢6 DAYS! Sky News' Leah Boleto talks to Ash Sarkar - politics and the culture wars commentator. She'll explore what makes her tick, the inspirational women in her family, the importance of humour and more. Free wine/networking after the event! Grab your tickets before they go!

Published: February 14, 2024 12:40

šŸ“¢6 DAYS! Sky News' Leah Boleto talks to Ash Sarkar - politics and the culture wars commentator. She'll explore what makes her tick, the inspirational women in her family, the importance of humour and more. Free wine/networking after the event! Grab yourā€¦

RT by @AyoCaesar: I have now seen the messages from this third parliamentary candidate (after Azhar Ali & Graham Jones). They were apparently interviewed by Labour HQ online a couple of weeks ago. But no action was taken - presumably so as not to cause problems in the Rochdale campaign.

Published: February 14, 2024 12:20

I have now seen the messages from this third parliamentary candidate (after Azhar Ali & Graham Jones). They were apparently interviewed by Labour HQ online a couple of weeks ago. But no action was taken - presumably so as not to cause problems in theā€¦

RT by @AyoCaesar: Sky have broadcast a detailed report on how Israeli soldiers murdered a mum & dad in front of their 3 kids An Israeli govt spokesman says he cant confirm any of the details & goes on to praise the IDF for giving the kids a white flag to hold, after they'd murdered their parents

Published: February 14, 2024 11:58

Sky have broadcast a detailed report on how Israeli soldiers murdered a mum & dad in front of their 3 kids An Israeli govt spokesman says he cant confirm any of the details & goes on to praise the IDF for giving the kids a white flag to hold, after they'dā€¦

R to @AyoCaesar: The Forde Report, which laid bare the lack of trust in Labour's handling of racism, was ignored by large sections of establishment political media. Why? Because it didn't fit the narrative of leftwing leadership and antisemitism.

Published: February 14, 2024 11:11

The Forde Report, which laid bare the lack of trust in Labour's handling of racism, was ignored by large sections of establishment political media. Why? Because it didn't fit the narrative of leftwing leadership and antisemitism.

Maybe... the media blowing smoke up their arses about how they finally mark a return to sensible and/or forensic leadership meant that their shortcomings are obscured, or actively ignored.

Published: February 14, 2024 11:09

Maybe... the media blowing smoke up their arses about how they finally mark a return to sensible and/or forensic leadership meant that their shortcomings are obscured, or actively ignored. nitter.cz/ShehabKhan/status/1757722718517023133#m

RT by @AyoCaesar: "It was lunchtime. We were sitting down. They raided our house. They shot our mum and dad. Then they started shooting at us" Part of a detailed Sky News report on how Israeli soldiers murdered a mother and father in front of their 3 children (1/2)

Published: February 14, 2024 10:39

"It was lunchtime. We were sitting down. They raided our house. They shot our mum and dad. Then they started shooting at us" Part of a detailed Sky News report on how Israeli soldiers murdered a mother and father in front of their 3 children (1/2)

RT by @AyoCaesar: Is it me or is the husband of a shadow minister using his platform as host of a news programme to protect a labour activist? How is this normal? What is going on?

Published: February 14, 2024 09:56

Is it me or is the husband of a shadow minister using his platform as host of a news programme to protect a labour activist? How is this normal? What is going on? nitter.cz/SaulStaniforth/status/1757658316350583173#m

RT by @AyoCaesar: This is from the Telegraph, and shows where all this is heading. This is a blatant attempt to purge anyone who criticises the Israeli state while it commits grotesque war crimes and been placed on trial by the highest court on earth for genocide.

Published: February 14, 2024 09:24

This is from the Telegraph, and shows where all this is heading. This is a blatant attempt to purge anyone who criticises the Israeli state while it commits grotesque war crimes and been placed on trial by the highest court on earth for genocide.

RT by @AyoCaesar: Mask off for the unpleasant racists at @GuidoFawkes. But then it was never really on, was it?

Published: February 14, 2024 08:23

Mask off for the unpleasant racists at @GuidoFawkes. But then it was never really on, was it?

1) The establishment and expansion of settlements, with the protection of the IDF, is illegal. 2) Israel refuses to accept that the international law of belligerent occupation applies to its handling of the West Bank, and instead calls them 'disputed' territories.

Published: February 13, 2024 21:24

1) The establishment and expansion of settlements, with the protection of the IDF, is illegal. 2) Israel refuses to accept that the international law of belligerent occupation applies to its handling of the West Bank, and instead calls them 'disputed'ā€¦

Suggesting the IDF and ISIS are morally equivalent perhaps isn't the best gotcha in the world.

Published: February 13, 2024 21:15

Suggesting the IDF and ISIS are morally equivalent perhaps isn't the best gotcha in the world. nitter.cz/SolitaryWitch24/status/1757512081060790715#m

It isn't illegal for British nationals to go a fight for the IDF, an army that maintains an illegal occupation in the West Bank, an illegal blockade of Gaza, and is facing accusations of genocidal acts at the International Criminal Court. But it absolutely should be.

Published: February 13, 2024 19:35

It isn't illegal for British nationals to go a fight for the IDF, an army that maintains an illegal occupation in the West Bank, an illegal blockade of Gaza, and is facing accusations of genocidal acts at the International Criminal Court. But itā€¦

I'm in the big chair tonight, hosting #NovaraLive! Joining me is @meadwaj, as we discuss all things Labour, Rishi Sunak's brush with the GB News audience, and Trump's latest comments about NATO. Tune in from 6pm šŸ‘‡šŸ¾šŸ‘‡šŸ¾šŸ‘‡šŸ¾ https://www.youtube.com/live/12SKjhBlHdA?si=YRr8_5IKxZr-rium

Published: February 13, 2024 17:31

I'm in the big chair tonight, hosting #NovaraLive! Joining me is @meadwaj, as we discuss all things Labour, Rishi Sunak's brush with the GB News audience, and Trump's latest comments about NATO. Tune in from 6pm šŸ‘‡šŸ¾šŸ‘‡šŸ¾šŸ‘‡šŸ¾ youtube.com/live/12SKjhBlHdAā€¦

RT by @AyoCaesar: EXC w/ @Gabriel_Pogrund Labour staff have filed a complaint over Sue Gray's handling of a leak inquiry They claim that Starmer's chief of staff inspected phones and interviewed them without union reps during party probe into story on Ā£28bn U-turn https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/labour-staff-left-in-tears-by-sue-grays-leak-inquiry-fq7pf73rz

Published: February 13, 2024 17:18

EXC w/ @Gabriel_Pogrund Labour staff have filed a complaint over Sue Gray's handling of a leak inquiry They claim that Starmer's chief of staff inspected phones and interviewed them without union reps during party probe into story on Ā£28bn U-turn ā€¦

Josh Simons' exact words were that his"main concern with Rwanda is not actually the human rights implications of it". Could a cleverer head than me explain how, exactly, that's drawing attention "the immorality of housing asylum seekers who are fleeing persecution"?

Published: February 13, 2024 12:44

Josh Simons' exact words were that his"main concern with Rwanda is not actually the human rights implications of it". Could a cleverer head than me explain how, exactly, that's drawing attention "the immorality of housing asylum seekers who are fleeingā€¦

Not really, especially when you consider that he was a) rich, b) tall, and c) a Gooner.

Published: February 13, 2024 12:18

Not really, especially when you consider that he was a) rich, b) tall, and c) a Gooner. nitter.cz/GeoffsSon73/status/1757376601954603125#m

RT by @AyoCaesar: Good corrective from @AyoCaesar this morning on @lbc to Labour right figures making excuses for a guy who said October 7th was an inside job. Keir Starmer is more like Boris Johnson than a fair few people would like to admitā€¦

Published: February 13, 2024 11:12

Good corrective from @AyoCaesar this morning on @lbc to Labour right figures making excuses for a guy who said October 7th was an inside job. Keir Starmer is more like Boris Johnson than a fair few people would like to admitā€¦

RT by @AyoCaesar: "What we've seen with Keir Starmer is that he never makes a pledge without breaking it. Now, I think that's quite a bad sign, for politicians to break their promises before they even get into power" Well said

Published: February 13, 2024 09:38

"What we've seen with Keir Starmer is that he never makes a pledge without breaking it. Now, I think that's quite a bad sign, for politicians to break their promises before they even get into power" Well saidā€¦

My job is to give as honest an assessment possible of UK politics, not to cover for Labour's failings. Keir Starmer has his own PR team, he doesn't need me to join it!

Published: February 13, 2024 09:37

My job is to give as honest an assessment possible of UK politics, not to cover for Labour's failings. Keir Starmer has his own PR team, he doesn't need me to join it! nitter.cz/mrbc77/status/1757334902863745240#m

Keir Starmer's got more in common with Boris Johnson than he might like to think ā€“ sending out his cabinet to defend Rochdale's Azhar Ali until the last possible moment, then leaving them exposed when he caves and ditches him. Me on LBC this morning šŸ‘‡šŸ¾

Published: February 13, 2024 09:05

Keir Starmer's got more in common with Boris Johnson than he might like to think ā€“ sending out his cabinet to defend Rochdale's Azhar Ali until the last possible moment, then leaving them exposed when he caves and ditches him. Me on LBC this morning šŸ‘‡šŸ¾

RT by @AyoCaesar: Is the Labour leadership suggesting thereā€™s an antisemitism smear campaign being waged against them by internal factional opponents? I thought that was an expellable offence

Published: February 12, 2024 21:02

Is the Labour leadership suggesting thereā€™s an antisemitism smear campaign being waged against them by internal factional opponents? I thought that was an expellable offence

I'm horrified that the first images I saw after waking up this morning were children, who may have already fled from other parts of Gaza, shredded to pieces by Israeli munitions.

Published: February 12, 2024 16:25

I'm horrified that the first images I saw after waking up this morning were children, who may have already fled from other parts of Gaza, shredded to pieces by Israeli munitions. nitter.cz/MicahZKellner/status/1757045446764032397#m

I don't think Netanyahu minds being called an "asshole" by the guy who's sending him billions of dollars of military aid.

Published: February 12, 2024 15:35

I don't think Netanyahu minds being called an "asshole" by the guy who's sending him billions of dollars of military aid. nitter.cz/SkyNews/status/1757010584216678728#m

I'm referencing the negotiations taking place between Israel and Hamas via Egyptian and Qatari mediators. This, from Axios, lays out why Israel has rejected the Hamas offer last Thursday.

Published: February 12, 2024 14:30

I'm referencing the negotiations taking place between Israel and Hamas via Egyptian and Qatari mediators. This, from Axios, lays out why Israel has rejected the Hamas offer last Thursday. nitter.cz/b0n0myt1res/status/1757045558064099612#m

RT by @AyoCaesar: This is wild. Israel's official Twitter account has posted a picture of aid for Ukrainian refugees in Moldova in 2022, and pretended it's aid from Israel for Gaza.

Published: February 12, 2024 13:24

This is wild. Israel's official Twitter account has posted a picture of aid for Ukrainian refugees in Moldova in 2022, and pretended it's aid from Israel for Gaza. nitter.cz/Shayan86/status/1757032141454446758#m

Game over for the lady two roads over who's been feeding Moussa and making me look like a bad mother on the neighbourhood groupchat šŸ‘®šŸ»ā€ā™‚ļø

Published: February 12, 2024 12:52

Game over for the lady two roads over who's been feeding Moussa and making me look like a bad mother on the neighbourhood groupchat šŸ‘®šŸ»ā€ā™‚ļø nitter.cz/Barristerblog/status/1756952798283882663#m

RT by @AyoCaesar: "What can [the people in Rafah] do now?" Jeremy Bowen: "The people in Rafah at the moment, there's nothing they can do. They talk in terms of, 'we sit here waiting for our fate, we sit here waiting for death'. They've ended up in Rafah because they've run out of places to hide"

Published: February 12, 2024 12:13

"What can [the people in Rafah] do now?" Jeremy Bowen: "The people in Rafah at the moment, there's nothing they can do. They talk in terms of, 'we sit here waiting for our fate, we sit here waiting for death'. They've ended up in Rafah because they'veā€¦

RT by @AyoCaesar: remember when there was like 24-48 hours on here where people were screaming there was NO POSSIBLE WAY israel would bomb a hospital YOUā€™RE SICK FOR EVEN SAYING THAT and now theyā€™re just brazenly funnelling thousands of palestinians into ā€œsafe zonesā€ and promptly obliterating them

Published: February 12, 2024 10:00

remember when there was like 24-48 hours on here where people were screaming there was NO POSSIBLE WAY israel would bomb a hospital YOUā€™RE SICK FOR EVEN SAYING THAT and now theyā€™re just brazenly funnelling thousands of palestinians into ā€œsafe zonesā€ andā€¦

RT by @AyoCaesar: UNRWA funding ended based on random convenient hearsay but millions of Palestinians facing heavy bombardment, slaughter, limbs sprawled all over the place and not even a whisper of consequences for Israel.

Published: February 12, 2024 09:53

UNRWA funding ended based on random convenient hearsay but millions of Palestinians facing heavy bombardment, slaughter, limbs sprawled all over the place and not even a whisper of consequences for Israel.

RT by @AyoCaesar: This is a hideous list to update, but the brother of Dalloul Neder - the Palestinian man dragged from that Labour meeting after much of his family were killed by Israeli weapons - has now been killed, too.

Published: February 12, 2024 09:23

This is a hideous list to update, but the brother of Dalloul Neder - the Palestinian man dragged from that Labour meeting after much of his family were killed by Israeli weapons - has now been killed, too.ā€¦

This is only acceptable to you if you think Palestinian lives don't matter. A permanent ceasefire and withdrawal from Gaza would have achieved the same thing, faster, with no more loss of life.

Published: February 12, 2024 09:21

This is only acceptable to you if you think Palestinian lives don't matter. A permanent ceasefire and withdrawal from Gaza would have achieved the same thing, faster, with no more loss of life. nitter.cz/BarakRavid/status/1756875150304141618#m

The images emerging from Rafah overnight are truly horrifying. Make no mistake, for all their concerned noises now, this has been emboldened by our politicians offering an effective carte blanche to Israel in October. This was always how their military offensive was going to go.

Published: February 12, 2024 08:26

The images emerging from Rafah overnight are truly horrifying. Make no mistake, for all their concerned noises now, this has been emboldened by our politicians offering an effective carte blanche to Israel in October. This was always how their militaryā€¦

R to @AyoCaesar: I'm not saying she's being coerced or lacks agency or whatever, just that this is neither taboo-busting nor a particularly empowering image of womanhood lmao.

Published: February 11, 2024 21:09

I'm not saying she's being coerced or lacks agency or whatever, just that this is neither taboo-busting nor a particularly empowering image of womanhood lmao.

Hmm, a super hot woman with her kit off getting shown off by a rich man who, miraculously, always seems to have his clothes on. So taboo! I've never seen this before!

Published: February 11, 2024 20:56

Hmm, a super hot woman with her kit off getting shown off by a rich man who, miraculously, always seems to have his clothes on. So taboo! I've never seen this before! nitter.cz/razaobaid/status/1756783582553456705#m

R to @AyoCaesar: Like idk man, this just looks like flagrant misogyny operating in plain sight, but we've all become too desensitised to fucked up shit to even say anything.

Published: February 11, 2024 20:51

Like idk man, this just looks like flagrant misogyny operating in plain sight, but we've all become too desensitised to fucked up shit to even say anything.

So Kanye's parading his new wife, who looks exactly like his ex-wife, around town naked, and everyone's just like "YES, this is FASHION, this is AESTHETIC"????

Published: February 11, 2024 20:49

So Kanye's parading his new wife, who looks exactly like his ex-wife, around town naked, and everyone's just like "YES, this is FASHION, this is AESTHETIC"????

RT by @AyoCaesar: they're all using this formulation you'll note. would be nice if a single journalist were to ask them what the difference is between the fighting stopping now, which they are calling for, and an immediate ceasefire, which they are not.

Published: February 11, 2024 14:18

they're all using this formulation you'll note. would be nice if a single journalist were to ask them what the difference is between the fighting stopping now, which they are calling for, and an immediate ceasefire, which they are not.

RT by @AyoCaesar: HAPPENING NOW: Palestine and climate activists are occupying the British Museum over its new 10-year partnership with BP - a company profiting from Israelā€™s genocide in Palestine.

Published: February 11, 2024 12:51

HAPPENING NOW: Palestine and climate activists are occupying the British Museum over its new 10-year partnership with BP - a company profiting from Israelā€™s genocide in Palestine.

RT by @AyoCaesar: Does nobody stop to ask Are We The Baddies Here, when theyā€™re interviewing members of the public who all say ā€œthis is some weird and nasty media bullshit, nobody caresā€

Published: February 11, 2024 10:38

Does nobody stop to ask Are We The Baddies Here, when theyā€™re interviewing members of the public who all say ā€œthis is some weird and nasty media bullshit, nobody caresā€ nitter.cz/SkyNews/status/1756296907121451241#m

I was today years old when I realised that 99 Red Balloons isn't actually about 99 red balloons.

Published: February 10, 2024 14:56

I was today years old when I realised that 99 Red Balloons isn't actually about 99 red balloons.

The "most moral army in the world" bombed an ambulance crew they'd previously said would be permitted to rescue a child trapped in a car with her dead family. The paramedics, and the little girl Hind, have all been killed.

Published: February 10, 2024 10:11

The "most moral army in the world" bombed an ambulance crew they'd previously said would be permitted to rescue a child trapped in a car with her dead family. The paramedics, and the little girl Hind, have all been killed.ā€¦

RT by @AyoCaesar: EXCLUSIVE: Labour has expelled Ehtasham Haque, @ApsanaBegumMP's ex-husband, from the party, following a disciplinary process lasting almost three years.

Published: February 9, 2024 18:12

EXCLUSIVE: Labour has expelled Ehtasham Haque, @ApsanaBegumMP's ex-husband, from the party, following a disciplinary process lasting almost three years.

RT by @AyoCaesar: Some choice quotes: ā€œlack of funding to carry out regular heavy overhauls ā€œmotors are obsolete ā€“ meaning they have to be patched-up and reusedā€ ā€œtrains are more than 30 years old. TfL cannot afford to replace themā€ ā€œdirect consequence of lack of funding and lack of investmentā€

Published: February 9, 2024 12:42

Some choice quotes: ā€œlack of funding to carry out regular heavy overhauls ā€œmotors are obsolete ā€“ meaning they have to be patched-up and reusedā€ ā€œtrains are more than 30 years old. TfL cannot afford to replace themā€ ā€œdirect consequence of lack of fundingā€¦

The day before Slavoj Zizek's 75th birthday, I'll be talking to him about his life, work, and new book 'Christian Atheism'. Very surreal to interview someone whose work I've been reading since my teens! Get your tickets here! https://howtoacademy.com/events/slavoj-zizek-turns-75-a-celebration/

Published: February 9, 2024 12:42

The day before Slavoj Zizek's 75th birthday, I'll be talking to him about his life, work, and new book 'Christian Atheism'. Very surreal to interview someone whose work I've been reading since my teens! Get your tickets here! howtoacademy.com/events/slavā€¦

RT by @AyoCaesar: I was an organic grower in Carmarthen for twenty years - I would work 60 hours a week, bring up my kids, and the only highlight was going to town on a Saturday. Every weekend I would have a crippling headache from the stress. Why? Because people who do the real work, the essential work, get paid shit wages while the rich pay fuck all taxes. Everyone is sick to death with the humiliation. On top of that, the elites are collapsing our climate, destroying everything in its wake. Normal people don't want a lot - just enough and the dignity of not being treated as idiots. Unless new progressive social movements arise that make a clear break with the suicidal bollocks of the neoliberals - Starmer, Macron, Scholz - fascists will be in power within the decade. The new offer is this: "Yes, the country will be less "rich," but at least we can have equality, dignity and community - and that is what counts." We face mass migration and the collapse of world trade - insurance markets, coastal property prices - as climate breakdown destroys the global economy. Combine that with fascism and you have the biggest shit show in human history. The situation could not be more serious. Wake up and act.

Published: February 9, 2024 12:11

I was an organic grower in Carmarthen for twenty years - I would work 60 hours a week, bring up my kids, and the only highlight was going to town on a Saturday. Every weekend I would have a crippling headache from the stress. Why? Because people who doā€¦

RT by @AyoCaesar: The Treasury Doom Loop in action: we canā€™t invest any money, because the economy is in such a bad state. Why is the economy in such a bad state? Because we didnā€™t invest any money. Why didnā€™t we invest any money? Because the economy was in such a bad stateā€¦

Published: February 9, 2024 12:09

The Treasury Doom Loop in action: we canā€™t invest any money, because the economy is in such a bad state. Why is the economy in such a bad state? Because we didnā€™t invest any money. Why didnā€™t we invest any money? Because the economy was in such a badā€¦

RT by @AyoCaesar: Even if a nationā€™s finances were like a household (they arenā€™t), itā€™s very normal for households to go into debt which is way higher than 100% of their income. Itā€™s called a mortgage!

Published: February 9, 2024 09:24

Even if a nationā€™s finances were like a household (they arenā€™t), itā€™s very normal for households to go into debt which is way higher than 100% of their income. Itā€™s called a mortgage!

The entire idea of cool, even the ones which purport to be avant garde and anti-consumerist, is just to keep us locked into the idea that consumer choices reflect our social value.

Published: February 8, 2024 20:44

The entire idea of cool, even the ones which purport to be avant garde and anti-consumerist, is just to keep us locked into the idea that consumer choices reflect our social value. nitter.cz/_Mojixn/status/1754868604321825054#m

RT by @AyoCaesar: Banning billionaires is not ambitious enough. @IngridRobeyns talks to @AyoCaesar on Downstream.

Published: February 8, 2024 15:00

Banning billionaires is not ambitious enough. @IngridRobeyns talks to @AyoCaesar on Downstream.

Imagine if Labour had stopped calling it Ā£28bn of green investment, and started calling it Ā£28bn of job creation.

Published: February 8, 2024 11:42

Imagine if Labour had stopped calling it Ā£28bn of green investment, and started calling it Ā£28bn of job creation.

RT by @AyoCaesar: I like how a question is asked of Labour backbenchers and answered by Sky news Beth Rigby.

Published: February 8, 2024 09:44

I like how a question is asked of Labour backbenchers and answered by Sky news Beth Rigby.

RT by @AyoCaesar: I wanna be the guy that describes the increasingly tight security measures as the steadicam moves from the doors, across the foyer, past the counter, to the manager etc.

Published: February 7, 2024 22:20

I wanna be the guy that describes the increasingly tight security measures as the steadicam moves from the doors, across the foyer, past the counter, to the manager etc. nitter.cz/AyoCaesar/status/1755343183855169991#m

RT by @AyoCaesar: I'm the nerd sitting on a computer back at base, trying to shut down the security cameras on the route to the safe while sweating and babbling in an annoying voice.

Published: February 7, 2024 22:12

I'm the nerd sitting on a computer back at base, trying to shut down the security cameras on the route to the safe while sweating and babbling in an annoying voice.

RT by @AyoCaesar: I'd be the guy who makes a point of making it "my last job before I get out of this game" but ends up making a rookie error and gets shot in the face by a security guard.

Published: February 7, 2024 22:09

I'd be the guy who makes a point of making it "my last job before I get out of this game" but ends up making a rookie error and gets shot in the face by a security guard.

RT by @AyoCaesar: I'm definitely the person who yells. Many years of wrangling teens has given me that "Don't you dare!" Mom voice.

Published: February 7, 2024 21:53

I'm definitely the person who yells. Many years of wrangling teens has given me that "Don't you dare!" Mom voice.

RT by @AyoCaesar: The one who inevitably cracks when the undercover cop tries to engage with me on a human level.

Published: February 7, 2024 21:40

The one who inevitably cracks when the undercover cop tries to engage with me on a human level.

RT by @AyoCaesar: I would 100% be the guy who accidentally calls another member of the squad by their real name right at the start

Published: February 7, 2024 21:36

I would 100% be the guy who accidentally calls another member of the squad by their real name right at the start

RT by @AyoCaesar: The reluctant neurotic with an essential but very niche skill who hasnā€™t been on a job since ā€˜the Monaco jobā€™

Published: February 7, 2024 21:33

The reluctant neurotic with an essential but very niche skill who hasnā€™t been on a job since ā€˜the Monaco jobā€™ nitter.cz/AyoCaesar/status/1755343183855169991#m

What role you playing in the heist? I'd like to think I'd be the smooth-talker who assembles the crew, but actually lack the finesse and I should just be the "EVERYBODY GET ON THE GROUND" guy.

Published: February 7, 2024 21:30

What role you playing in the heist? I'd like to think I'd be the smooth-talker who assembles the crew, but actually lack the finesse and I should just be the "EVERYBODY GET ON THE GROUND" guy.

If you want to talk about where I depart from the scriptures, LGBT rights are a loooooooong way down the list šŸ˜‚

Published: February 7, 2024 14:59

If you want to talk about where I depart from the scriptures, LGBT rights are a loooooooong way down the list šŸ˜‚ nitter.cz/tinabobuk/status/1755240015330709939#m

RT by @AyoCaesar: we don't talk enough about how this paranoid freak released virtual insanity in 1996. years before the average person in the uk had even sent a text message, he was dancing like a maniac in his big moving gaff, enraged to the point of song by faxes, teletext and encarta 95.

Published: February 7, 2024 14:55

we don't talk enough about how this paranoid freak released virtual insanity in 1996. years before the average person in the uk had even sent a text message, he was dancing like a maniac in his big moving gaff, enraged to the point of song by faxes,ā€¦

RT by @AyoCaesar: That is very bad luck. To make a transphobic comment on the one day in recorded history the British media and political class have decided they actually don't like transphobia.

Published: February 7, 2024 14:33

That is very bad luck. To make a transphobic comment on the one day in recorded history the British media and political class have decided they actually don't like transphobia.

Trans people are worthy of the same courtesy and dignity as anyone else, no matter who's in the room. It shouldn't take the presence of a grieving mother to remind politicians that they're talking about real people.

Published: February 7, 2024 13:23

Trans people are worthy of the same courtesy and dignity as anyone else, no matter who's in the room. It shouldn't take the presence of a grieving mother to remind politicians that they're talking about real people.ā€¦

RT by @AyoCaesar: Rishi Sunak attempts to attack Sir Keir Starmer over how Labour 'defines a woman' as the mum of Brianna Ghey, a trans teenager who was murdered, was sat in the Commons listening to prime minister's questions A shocked Sir Keir replies: 'Of all the weeks to say that... Shame'

Published: February 7, 2024 12:26

Rishi Sunak attempts to attack Sir Keir Starmer over how Labour 'defines a woman' as the mum of Brianna Ghey, a trans teenager who was murdered, was sat in the Commons listening to prime minister's questions A shocked Sir Keir replies: 'Of all the weeksā€¦

Israel was specifically instructed by the International Court of Justice to expand aid deliveries into Gaza. This is how they've responded.

Published: February 7, 2024 10:17

Israel was specifically instructed by the International Court of Justice to expand aid deliveries into Gaza. This is how they've responded. nitter.cz/UNRWA/status/1754908868172185774#m

If you're going for this joke, why wouldn't you call it Electile Dysfunction? I'm upset!!

Published: February 7, 2024 09:00

If you're going for this joke, why wouldn't you call it Electile Dysfunction? I'm upset!! nitter.cz/BethRigby/status/1755148799368904986#m

RT by @AyoCaesar: It was always gesture politics and now Keir's team is tired of even doing the gestures.

Published: February 6, 2024 21:02

It was always gesture politics and now Keir's team is tired of even doing the gestures. nitter.cz/Taj_Ali1/status/1754946936988168440#m

When The Weeknd sang "I can't feel my face when I'm with you, but I love it" did that mean he could, in fact, feel his face?

Published: February 6, 2024 20:31

When The Weeknd sang "I can't feel my face when I'm with you, but I love it" did that mean he could, in fact, feel his face? nitter.cz/NealOKelly/status/1754953573572493597#m

I love Malaysian food, but I've just eaten. I guess I must hate Malaysian food then šŸ˜©

Published: February 6, 2024 18:25

I love Malaysian food, but I've just eaten. I guess I must hate Malaysian food then šŸ˜© nitter.cz/heymemtavnunhey/status/1754933762402455615#m

R to @AyoCaesar: Either you believe that Palestinians are just inherently evil, that they elected evil people to commit senseless acts of violence as an expression of their malevolence, or that this violence is an inevitable outcome of denying a people their political & human rights for decades.

Published: February 6, 2024 18:23

Either you believe that Palestinians are just inherently evil, that they elected evil people to commit senseless acts of violence as an expression of their malevolence, or that this violence is an inevitable outcome of denying a people their political &ā€¦

RT by @AyoCaesar: 240 Palestinians, dozens children, killed last year before October 7th, in the West Bank alone. If an equivalent number of Israelis had been killed by Palestinian militants would anyone be talking about a ā€œceasefireā€. Itself underlines the perceived worth of Palestinian life

Published: February 6, 2024 14:20

240 Palestinians, dozens children, killed last year before October 7th, in the West Bank alone. If an equivalent number of Israelis had been killed by Palestinian militants would anyone be talking about a ā€œceasefireā€. Itself underlines the perceivedā€¦

Hostages were captured during a period where Israel maintained both an illegal blockade on Gaza, and an illegal occupation in the West Bank. That's not a justification for taking hostages, but what the Palestinians were living under before Oct 7th wasn't peace!

Published: February 6, 2024 12:42

Hostages were captured during a period where Israel maintained both an illegal blockade on Gaza, and an illegal occupation in the West Bank. That's not a justification for taking hostages, but what the Palestinians were living under before Oct 7th wasn'tā€¦

Saying that the indiscriminate bombing of civilians will end only if hostages are returned, and military objectives achieved, is a war crime.

Published: February 6, 2024 12:24

Saying that the indiscriminate bombing of civilians will end only if hostages are returned, and military objectives achieved, is a war crime. nitter.cz/BiologyLover31/status/1754840062833852778#m

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