🦜 Mike Tanier's Too Deep Zone | Substack
@miketanier.substack.com@rss-parrot.net
I'm an automated parrot! I relay a website's RSS feed to the Fediverse. Every time a new post appears in the feed, I toot about it. Follow me to get all new posts in your Mastodon timeline!
Brought to you by the RSS Parrot.
---
NFL Coverage for Poets, Drunkards and Dreamers. Click to read Mike Tanier's Too Deep Zone, a Substack publication with thousands of subscribers.
Your feed and you don't want it here? Just
e-mail the birb.
Predictions, Proclamations and Position Statements
https://miketanier.substack.com/p/predictions-proclamations-and-position
Published: September 5, 2024 12:01
An obligatory "Hey, the season is here!" post with a few award predictions, messages for subscribers and official policy statements on a few controversial quarterbacks.
Groping for Garoppolo: the 2024 NFL Backup QB Rankings
https://miketanier.substack.com/p/groping-for-garoppolo-the-2024-nfl
Published: September 3, 2024 11:03
How screwed is your team if the starter gets hurt? COMPLETELY screwed, of course. But these laser-accurate backup quarterback rankings can help you determine how completely.
The Amusement Park Falls Cold and Dark
https://miketanier.substack.com/p/the-amusement-park-falls-cold-and
Published: August 30, 2024 11:00
The end of summer can also be the end of an era.
Eagles All-Time Top 5 QBs: Polish Rifles and Ultimate Weapons
https://miketanier.substack.com/p/eagles-all-time-top-5-qbs-polish
Published: August 28, 2024 12:59
Cliff's Notes for the Donovan McNabb era, the Dutchman sails again, Jalen Hurts climbs the standings and much more.
The Eagles Pessimism Playbook
https://miketanier.substack.com/p/the-eagles-pessimism-playbook
Published: August 26, 2024 12:02
Walkthrough douses the Skip Bayless and Wale Eagles endorsements with ice water. Plus: QB takes from the final preseason weekend and Pro Football Hall of Fame bureaucracy run amok.
Mailbag! Falcons! Jets! Dan Campbell! Kickoffs! Aesthetics! Doggos!
https://miketanier.substack.com/p/mailbag-falcons-jets-dan-campbell
Published: August 23, 2024 12:15
Also: Sean Clifford, run-pass ratios, alternate Browns history, Civ VII, coaching trees and far too many other topics and tangents. -
Tales from the Bubble
https://miketanier.substack.com/p/tales-from-the-bubble
Published: August 21, 2024 12:03
A roundup of fading prospects, practice squad hopefuls and cancer survivors battling for NFL roster spots as the preseason comes to a close.
Calling the QB Races; Circling the Giants Drain; the Splendiferous Caleb Williams
https://miketanier.substack.com/p/calling-the-qb-races-circling-the
Published: August 19, 2024 11:31
Walkthrough predicts the winners of the Raiders/Broncos/other quarterback competitions while debating the merits of preseason “GIF-scouting.”
Giants All-Time Top 5 QBs: Almost Elite
https://miketanier.substack.com/p/giants-all-time-top-5-qbs-almost
Published: August 15, 2024 12:02
Eli Manning polarizes a nation. Y.A. Tittle becomes an icon. Charlie Conerly probes opponents. Giants fans aren't booing, they're shouting Bruuuuuuuuuuuunner.
Holdout, Hold-in, Hold Everything
https://miketanier.substack.com/p/holdout-hold-in-hold-everything
Published: August 14, 2024 12:02
A field guide to NFL contract disputes. Plus: Kyle Shanahan reveals his plan for losing Super Bowl LIX.
Red Hot Starter-on-Starter Action
https://miketanier.substack.com/p/red-hot-starter-on-starter-action
Published: August 12, 2024 12:01
Everything you wanted to know about the first week of the NFL preseason but were afraid to ask and too protective of your free time to watch.