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24 and 27-year-old couple abandons their son because they weren't ready to be parents, wants him to treat their 3 younger kids like siblings when he's 17: 'I wasn't interested in them or their kids, none of them are my actual family'

https://cheezburger.com/40364805/24-and-27-year-old-couple-abandons-their-son-because-they-werent-ready-to-be-parents-wants-him-to

Published: April 30, 2025 12:00

When a child is abandoned by or taken out of their biological parents' home, it usually doesn't mean that they're going to live with strangers for the rest of their lives. Kinship fostering and adoption are traditionally a much better alternative for kids…

30 Memes That Aren't Your Buddy, Guy

https://cheezburger.com/40362757/30-memes-that-arent-your-buddy-guy

Published: April 30, 2025 11:00

I'm not your buddy, guy. I'm not your guy, friend. I'm not your friend, buddy. I'm not your buddy, guy! If you have no idea what I'm talking about, you have a real treat in store for you in the form of legendary Canadian comedy duo Terrance and Phillip.…

Employee accidentally says ‘I love you’ to an important client at the end of a call, she's mortified when he responds with an email: ‘You should be proud’

https://cheezburger.com/40352517/employee-accidentally-says-i-love-you-to-an-important-client-at-the-end-of-a-call-shes-mortified

Published: April 30, 2025 10:00

We all have our personal Hall of Fame of moments we wish we could delete from our memories. Embarrassing events that we usually only remember when we're in bed at the end of the day, trying to fall asleep. Our brains love to go through that Hall of Fame…

25+ Memes Getting Ready for Summer

https://cheezburger.com/40345861/25-memes-getting-ready-for-summer

Published: April 30, 2025 02:00

We're all beginning to feel it. The sun is beginning to shine a little brighter, the birds are chirping with more ferocity than they usually do. We're making plans for the summer ahead and we're getting excited for it. Maybe we're buying some swimsuits and…

Parents refuse to pay for 17-year-old's $45 marine biology elective field trip, flip out when teacher offers her free ticket: 'For the past 3 days they have been calling me ungrateful and spoiled'

https://cheezburger.com/40346885/parents-refuse-to-pay-for-17-year-olds-45-marine-biology-elective-field-trip-flip-out-when-teacher

Published: April 30, 2025 01:00

A lot of the time, many of the opportunities that are offered to us in school are something that is only appreciated in hindsight (if at all). There is no denying that the educational system is far from perfect, but there are some hardworking teachers and…

'Mothers are unique, you either have one or you don’t. Wives can be replaced': 36-year-old dad says he prioritizes his mom 1st, kids 2nd, and wife 3rd, claims his wife is overreacting when she considers divorce over that

https://cheezburger.com/40362245/mothers-are-unique-you-either-have-one-or-you-dont-wives-can-be-replaced-36-year-old-dad-says-he

Published: April 30, 2025 00:00

It's easy to fall into fantastical thinking patterns. I recently got into the habit of letting my imagination run wild, imagining all sorts of horrible situations, including but not limited to my friend's funerals and humiliating public rejections. I…

A Purification Ritual of 32 Memes

https://cheezburger.com/40366341/a-purification-ritual-of-32-memes

Published: April 29, 2025 23:00

Much as we shouldn't be admitting it on this website, it is very easy to feel bad after spending a prolonged amount of time on the internet or indeed looking at screens in general, for entertainment or otherwise. Once you have seen so many random opinions,…

32-year-old sister moves back home, claims 16-year-old sister's room and bathroom, ruins her stuff, then labels her “disrespectful teenager” for complaining: ‘She stole my room and I was forced to sleep on the living room couch. Weeks turned into months’

https://cheezburger.com/40337157/32-year-old-sister-moves-back-home-claims-16-year-old-sisters-room-and-bathroom-ruins-her-stuff-then

Published: April 29, 2025 22:00

There's a universal law everyone should know about family homes: if your older sibling "temporarily" moves back in, your bedroom isn't yours anymore, it's just a showroom waiting to be gentrified by someone whose credit score has more drama than your…

College girl immediately regrets offering to pay for a struggling stranger's groceries after they dash back into the store to gather more supplies: 'I am just a poor freshman who was just trying to do something nice'

https://cheezburger.com/40298245/college-girl-immediately-regrets-offering-to-pay-for-a-struggling-strangers-groceries-after-they

Published: April 29, 2025 21:00

Nothing says, "Welcome to the world," quite like a college freshman realizing that strangers will usually take advantage of generosity. Not every person that you lend a helping hand is gracious enough to know when to stop taking, so when this young woman…

31-year-old woman refuses last-minute childcare for her father’s girlfriend’s 6-year-old son after discovering their so-called emergency was just a movie date they didn’t feel like ending: ‘Don’t expect me to help you guys anymore’

https://cheezburger.com/40337669/31-year-old-woman-refuses-last-minute-childcare-for-her-fathers-girlfriends-6-year-old-son-after

Published: April 29, 2025 19:00

You don't need a guy on the internet telling you that the average day is already a circus act, with too many spinning plates and nowhere near enough hands to keep them from crashing. Most of us barely get through work, errands, and the endless parade of…

The Funniest Star Trek Memes of the Week (April 29, 2025)

https://cheezburger.com/40359173/the-funniest-star-trek-memes-of-the-week-april-29-2025

Published: April 29, 2025 17:00

We finally have word about when Star Trek: Strange New Worlds season 3 will come out…kind of. If you're a big fan of the Paramount+ series, you've probably been on the edge of your seat, considering that you haven't seen a new episode since 2023. You would…

'As a mother of a child with celiac disease, I am shocked': Parents drops off 9-year-old with gluten allergy at an acquaintance's house with no food instructions, won't reimburse them for food cost

https://cheezburger.com/40344581/as-a-mother-of-a-child-with-celiac-disease-i-am-shocked-parents-drops-off-9-year-old-with-gluten

Published: April 29, 2025 14:00

Allergies are not a simple matter. If you don't have experience dealing with one, you might not know just how much goes into making sure your food is safe. You might think it's as simple as avoiding the allergen, but it's more complicated than that. You…

24-year-old gets chastised by boss for calling out mansplaining colleague interrupting her presentation: 'When I stand up for myself, I'm creating drama'

https://cheezburger.com/40347653/24-year-old-gets-chastised-by-boss-for-calling-out-mansplaining-colleague-interrupting-her

Published: April 29, 2025 13:00

It is an unfortunate truth that even in this day and age, there can be specific difficulties with being a woman in the workplace. While the ideologically brainwashed tradwives of the world may be wrong in their belief that a woman's only place is the home,…

Recap Podcasters Haven’t Moved On, But Neither Have We

https://cheezburger.com/32839943/recap-podcasters-havent-moved-on-but-neither-have-we

Published: April 29, 2025 12:00

Ever since the dawn of podcasting, recap podcasts have emerged, where hosts recap and discuss a TV show or movie, offering some of their own commentary and insight to distinguish it from an audio Wikipedia summary. However, recently, there's been a surge…

25+ Memes With a Good Attitude

https://cheezburger.com/40346117/25-memes-with-a-good-attitude

Published: April 29, 2025 11:00

There's arguably nothing more important than having a good attitude. If you're a person who wants to have good relationships with other people (which hopefully is everyone), then having a good attitude is huge. If you're not easy to deal with, then nobody…

20+ Tumblr Posts to Put You at Ease

https://cheezburger.com/40332805/20-tumblr-posts-to-put-you-at-ease

Published: April 29, 2025 10:00

If you go into my author bio, you will find out that I have been a part of the Tumblr community for quite some time now, about 15 years. It started as a way to connect to some fandoms that I desperately wanted to know, and continued because I enjoyed the…

'Any chance of you working Saturday morning even thought you are getting married on Sunday?': Restaurant managers asks worker to pick up shift the day before his wedding

https://cheezburger.com/40343813/any-chance-of-you-working-saturday-morning-even-thought-you-are-getting-married-on-sunday-restaurant

Published: April 29, 2025 02:00

There are a few days in one's life when you just cannot be asked to work. We're all used to working when we don't want to. It's kind of one of the conditions of humanity. We do it all the time. We put aside our own personal needs and wants so we can pay…

28-year-old refuses to be older sister's maid of honor after she bailed 2 days before her wedding because her 14-year-old dog passed: 'She missed one of the biggest days of my life'

https://cheezburger.com/40345605/28-year-old-refuses-to-be-older-sisters-maid-of-honor-after-she-bailed-2-days-before-her-wedding

Published: April 29, 2025 01:00

Anyone who is an animal person can sympathize with how much having a pet can take over somebody's life. Heck, when you spend so much time with some silly little creature in your house who depends on you for their every need, it's easy to get attached even…

Dad withdraws 15-year-old daughter from competitive gymnastics against her mom's wishes because she doesn't want to be in the gym 14 hours a week and her body hurts: 'She thinks my daughter will be become lazy and want to hang out with friends'

https://cheezburger.com/40347397/dad-withdraws-15-year-old-daughter-from-competitive-gymnastics-against-her-moms-wishes-because-she

Published: April 29, 2025 00:00

There's nothing worse than not being able to quit something that you strongly dislike doing. There's undoubtedly a chasm between quitting things the second you start to dislike them and forcing yourself to finish everything you complete, no matter how…

30 Memes That Are No Small Potatoes

https://cheezburger.com/40344069/30-memes-that-are-no-small-potatoes

Published: April 28, 2025 23:00

The first meme in this list, which is also the meme in the header image, really bothers me. I don't get riled up about stuff like this too often, but I'd like to go on a little rant about the Crayola Pipsqueak markers and the joke made at its expense.…

4 sisters organize a Disneyland trip with their children and deliberately exclude 34-year-old Amanda, their 5th sister: ‘I reminded her of all her trips to Hawaii, San Diego, Colorado, and the Mall of America in Minnesota. She never invited us’

https://cheezburger.com/40324869/4-sisters-organize-a-disneyland-trip-with-their-children-and-deliberately-exclude-34-year-old-amanda

Published: April 28, 2025 22:00

Planning a Disneyland trip with your family should be as easy and joyful as picking out a pair of mouse ears. But throw in one sibling who's got the temper of a haunted house and the unpredictability of a roller coaster with extra loops, and suddenly the…

Dad of 2 kids under 5 forces his wife to clean up his vomit because he missed the trash can, calls her a bad wife who's punishing him for being sick: 'There was really no reason for him to vomit all over the floor'

https://cheezburger.com/40343301/dad-of-2-kids-under-5-forces-his-wife-to-clean-up-his-vomit-because-he-missed-the-trash-can-calls

Published: April 28, 2025 20:00

I am not someone you would call emetophobic, or having a fear of vomiting. If you are one of those people, I would suggest you click out of this now, lest you be stricken with fear you can't overcome.Although I don't fear vomiting with every ounce of my…

‘They called me money hungry’: Son is made sole beneficiary on late parents' stocks, refuses to sell them to pay off brother's share of the inheritance, family gets involved

https://cheezburger.com/40322309/they-called-me-money-hungry-son-is-made-sole-beneficiary-on-late-parents-stocks-refuses-to-sell-them

Published: April 28, 2025 19:00

Last week I was visiting my parents for dinner, and we got to talking about their inheritance. I have two sisters, and we keep joking that my parents will have to choose their favorite daughter, and leave her 34% of the inheritance, while the other two…

‘We aren't comfortable sharing a 2-bedroom with 6 people’: In-laws offer to pay for family trip to celebrate granddaughter's birthday, hit everyone with a surprise bill, turning vacation dreams into budget nightmares

https://cheezburger.com/40336389/we-arent-comfortable-sharing-a-2-bedroom-with-6-people-in-laws-offer-to-pay-for-family-trip-to

Published: April 28, 2025 18:00

If you want to understand why family vacations rank just above dental work on the scale of adult dread, look no further than trips planned by Gran and Papa and powered by mixed messages. With every promise of "my treat" comes the quiet anxiety that the…

Couple removes friends from their wedding party after they refuse to spend $3500 on a trip: '[She] stated that I was a bad friend'

https://cheezburger.com/40342277/couple-removes-friends-from-their-wedding-party-after-they-refuse-to-spend-3500-on-a-trip-she-stated

Published: April 28, 2025 17:00

Everyone reserves the right not to go to your wedding. As much as you might want them there, they simply don't have to go. They can do the best they can to try to attend, if they're super close to the couple, but if something else comes up you cannot blame…

Greedy dude tries to sell his roommate's $7000 couch while moving out, claims it's his because he spent $200 on the truck to move it into their apartment: 'I only found out because I saw it listed on Facebook for $2000 and they didn’t tell us their plan'

https://cheezburger.com/40342021/greedy-dude-tries-to-sell-his-roommates-7000-couch-while-moving-out-claims-its-his-because-he-spent

Published: April 28, 2025 16:00

One of the most challenging things about living with roommates is remembering what belongs to whom. I was the first person to move out of my college apartment, and I accidentally left so many things behind. Luckily, my roommate was nice enough to take my…

Entitled Mom cuts the Disney World character meet-and-greet line, claiming her kid’s “too sensitive,” insults everyone else, and gets sent to the back as whole line cheers: ‘Your kid doesn’t get VIP access because you don’t like other people’s toddlers’

https://cheezburger.com/40324613/entitled-mom-cuts-the-disney-world-character-meet-and-greet-line-claiming-her-kids-too-sensitive

Published: April 28, 2025 14:00

Parenting is a wild collection of trade-offs. Want to give your kid a magical core memory? Get ready to sacrifice your dignity, your patience, and several hundred bucks for the privilege of waiting in lines so long they could qualify as a marathon event.…

The Best Relatable Work Memes This Week (April 28, 2025)

https://cheezburger.com/40333317/the-best-relatable-work-memes-this-week-april-28-2025

Published: April 28, 2025 13:00

Much of the life advice that self-styled 'lifestyle coaches' enjoy giving involves things like living in the moment, appreciating what you have in the present, and not wishing away what is happening right now because you are looking to the future. The…

A Pot of 30 Memes to Stir

https://cheezburger.com/40331781/a-pot-of-30-memes-to-stir

Published: April 28, 2025 11:00

The rethinking of the verb 'to cook' has been perhaps one of the most popular pieces of internet slang over the past few years. No longer confined to the stove, anybody with enough knowledge of meme culture and a reasonable grasp of editing can be their…

‘You’re so funny!’: How did the TikTok trend reliant on deep-seated trauma turn much-needed mental health conversations into a competition?

https://cheezburger.com/32768775/youre-so-funny-how-did-the-tiktok-trend-reliant-on-deep-seated-trauma-turn-much-needed-mental-health

Published: April 28, 2025 10:00

The jolly jesters who joke the most in their friend group often come from a place of having seen some stuff. Everyone goes through some monumental moment in their lives, more often traumatic than uplifting, but these moments help shape them into who they…

Uncle promises to help pay for niece's college tuition, goes back on his word 8 years later now that he has his own child: 'Michael Scott did the exact same as you'

https://cheezburger.com/40296453/uncle-promises-to-help-pay-for-nieces-college-tuition-goes-back-on-his-word-8-years-later-now-that

Published: April 28, 2025 01:00

There's a famous episode of the TV show The Office called "Scott's Tots." In it, it is revealed that a decade prior, the lead character Michael Scott made a promise to a group of schoolchildren that he would pay for their college tuition when they turned…

24-year-old woman refuses to use $7k from her inheritance that's reserved for her education to front the cost of friend's medical bills: ‘I needed that money for my education’

https://cheezburger.com/40302085/24-year-old-woman-refuses-to-use-7k-from-her-inheritance-thats-reserved-for-her-education-to-front

Published: April 28, 2025 00:00

Inheritances belong to no one but the person their late loved one left them to. It's hard enough dealing with the passing of a loved one, but coming into a good amount of money influences certain people to watch your pockets and anticipate some big cash…

25+ Memes With Conviction and Charisma

https://cheezburger.com/40306181/25-memes-with-conviction-and-charisma

Published: April 27, 2025 23:00

Conviction and charisma, though they're two adjectives that are not often used together, are both equally important characteristics. Conviction means you're dedicated to an idea, a project, or a way of thinking. It means that you have the grit, gumption,…

'Imagine my shock when I saw him standing there': Man walks out of his own birthday party after discovering girlfriend had invited his neglectful dad he had not seen since he was 15

https://cheezburger.com/40293637/imagine-my-shock-when-i-saw-him-standing-there-man-walks-out-of-his-own-birthday-party-after

Published: April 27, 2025 22:00

We all have people we wish we could leave in our past and never see again. We want them to be an old memory, someone we will never have to face, and never have to deal with. Even though we are constantly being told we should get closure, to forgive those…

22 Candle Memes to Light Up Your Mood

https://cheezburger.com/40273413/22-candle-memes-to-light-up-your-mood

Published: April 27, 2025 21:00

There's nothing like a scented candle to lighten the mood, literally and figuratively. I have a lemon-vanilla-scented candle on my desk right now, and it's quite literally the only thing that keeps me going when I've lost the will to live at work. It makes…

‘I just don’t want to change the way we live’: Parents refuse to allow son and his girlfriend to move into their vacation home in Ireland, son goes dark on communication

https://cheezburger.com/40282373/i-just-dont-want-to-change-the-way-we-live-parents-refuse-to-allow-son-and-his-girlfriend-to-move

Published: April 27, 2025 18:00

Why is it that even if you give your children all of the tools to make a comfortable life for themselves, they still ask for more? Surely, as their parent, you want to give them as much as possible so they live a stress-free life full of promise and lots…

Programming Memes for Coding Geeks (April 27, 2025)

https://cheezburger.com/40307461/programming-memes-for-coding-geeks-april-27-2025

Published: April 27, 2025 17:00

Many programmers have a rocky relationship with the skill of being able to code. On one hand, it is still a relatively lucrative career choice, plus it allows you to feel a sense of superiority over those who don't understand how all the software and…

The Funniest Disney Memes of the Week (April 27, 2025)

https://cheezburger.com/40313349/the-funniest-disney-memes-of-the-week-april-27-2025

Published: April 27, 2025 16:00

For many of us, the Disney and Pixar animation studios are inextricably linked. There was never a time in my memory when Pixar was its own entity completely separate from Disney, but the studios almost parted ways in the 2000s. Pixar CEO Steve Jobs did not…

Ex-husband demands to AirTag 8-year-old son while he's on Europe trip with mom, won't share his location with her: 'He will be at least 10 hours of travel away'

https://cheezburger.com/40298757/ex-husband-demands-to-airtag-8-year-old-son-while-hes-on-europe-trip-with-mom-wont-share-his

Published: April 27, 2025 14:00

Oftentimes, technology doesn't just change our professional lives. It has a deep impact on our interpersonal lives as well. A new invention can mean new ways of communicating with each other, navigating social situations, and even having surveillance on…

Mom bans her 6-year-old son's friend from coming over for play dates because the friend is still not fully potty trained: 'He told me he needs me to wipe'

https://cheezburger.com/40303877/mom-bans-her-6-year-old-sons-friend-from-coming-over-for-play-dates-because-the-friend-is-still-not

Published: April 27, 2025 12:00

A lot can go wrong during a play date. Heck, even a little going wrong can be grounds for never having another play date with that kid again. When I was in 1st grade, one of my classmates, Jayden, came over, and it was a memorable afternoon. She snuck into…

25 Memes For the Crack of Dawn

https://cheezburger.com/40308485/25-memes-for-the-crack-of-dawn

Published: April 27, 2025 11:00

There's something special about being awake before anyone else. It feels like you've hacked life; you've found a way to make the day longer and get more done, even though the only thing you are doing is finding a new way to become sleep-deprived. I'm all…

‘[Mom] said I have no sense of familial obligation’: Condescending parents bail on their daughter after a breakup, she's forced to live in her car for months, then refuses to pay for a vacation to Florida for a family reunion; fallout ensues

https://cheezburger.com/40261893/mom-said-i-have-no-sense-of-familial-obligation-condescending-parents-bail-on-their-daughter-after-a

Published: April 27, 2025 10:00

This young woman escaped a toxic relationship only to find herself banished to the streets by an unmerciful family. Doomed to 'learned from her mistakes' as they'd hoped, she certainly learned never to trust anyone in her family again. All it took was two…

33-year-old co-worker never had a proper school lunch, so working mom packs him the most wholesome millennial-nostalgic lunchbox: ‘He needs to heal his inner child’

https://cheezburger.com/40313605/33-year-old-co-worker-never-had-a-proper-school-lunch-so-working-mom-packs-him-the-most-wholesome

Published: April 27, 2025 01:00

A fun part of parenting is making your kids lunch for when they go to school. You have to make sure they're healthy, but also having a little fun. That means packing the essentials, like fruits and veggies, but also a treat like a brownie and a cute little…

'SHE IS NON-VERBAL, WHY ARE YOU LYING': Daycare teacher audio records her 3-year-old student speaking to prove she's not non-verbal, gets berated by the girl's mom and aunt

https://cheezburger.com/40306693/she-is-non-verbal-why-are-you-lying-daycare-teacher-audio-records-her-3-year-old-student-speaking-to

Published: April 27, 2025 00:00

So many parents don't want their kids to grow up. They want them to stay in the easy baby stages of life so they don't have to do the work of taking care of a more autonomous person. I'm not even talking about going from being a kid to a teenager. A lot of…

30 Memes to Dazzle and Amaze

https://cheezburger.com/40309509/30-memes-to-dazzle-and-amaze

Published: April 26, 2025 23:00

One of the less discussed disadvantages of existing in this day and age is that we are living through a drought in wonderment. If we were all medieval peasants, we might get wiped out by the plague, but we would most likely be blown away by that random…

16-year-old daughter roasts her dad after being given a frivolous driving instruction, wholesome bonding moment ensues: ‘He just laughed, called me a smart [aleck]’

https://cheezburger.com/40297989/16-year-old-daughter-roasts-her-dad-after-being-given-a-frivolous-driving-instruction-wholesome

Published: April 26, 2025 22:00

Being a parent is quite the roller coaster ride and the teen years might just very much be the loopty loop part of that ride. When it comes to adolescents, as a parent, you have to give everyone some grace, including yourself. The brains of these snarky…

23 Funniest Parenting Memes of the Week for Witty Moms and Dads Doing the Best They Can (April 26, 2025)

https://cheezburger.com/40307973/23-funniest-parenting-memes-of-the-week-for-witty-moms-and-dads-that-are-doing-the-best-they-can

Published: April 26, 2025 21:00

What a time to be alive and to create life, right mom and dad?! The sun is shining, you're bursting with love, and you feel the most wise you have ever felt. You are ready to mold a tiny bundle of joy. But wait! You've done your research, right? We're not…

'This is my house, if you don't like my rules get out': Man defends kid and tells in-laws to leave after they publicly shame their 8-year-old for accidentally spilling a drink at family BBQ

https://cheezburger.com/40312069/this-is-my-house-if-you-dont-like-my-rules-get-out-man-defends-kid-and-tells-in-laws-to-leave-after

Published: April 26, 2025 20:00

Family gatherings can be a lot, especially when you're the one hosting. You're juggling schedules, making sure there's enough food (even if it's a potluck), and probably panic-scrubbing your entire house last minute until you deem it acceptable for your…

Entitled aunt demands her 22-year-old nephew share his $500 graduation gift with his dropout cousin, then Mom backs up his decision to refuse: 'Then maybe your kid should graduate first'

https://cheezburger.com/40279557/entitled-aunt-demands-her-22-year-old-nephew-share-his-500-graduation-gift-with-his-dropout-cousin

Published: April 26, 2025 19:00

It's not uncommon for a college graduate to get a little extra butter in their spinach the day after graduation. So to speak, after indebting themselves to the Feds, spending countless hours in the library, and slogging through the 3-hour graduation…

21 Funny Memes to Send to Your Therapist That Will Have Them Laughing At Your Dark Sense of Humor (April 26, 2025)

https://cheezburger.com/40308997/21-funny-memes-to-send-to-your-therapist-that-will-have-them-laughing-at-your-dark-sense-of-humor

Published: April 26, 2025 18:00

Do you ever sit there and start thinking about something that you thought you were done thinking about? Something you thought would never bother you again, but here you are just sitting there minding your own business and your brain decides to drift back…

The Funniest Animal Memes of the Week (April 26, 2025)

https://cheezburger.com/40312581/the-funniest-animal-memes-of-the-week-april-26-2025

Published: April 26, 2025 17:00

Having pets is such a weird thing to do. We literally have animals living in our home, often roaming free, and we just go about as if that's totally normal. I know that my family's domesticated golden retrievers who have never lived in the wild likely…

25+ Funny Exercise Memes for Workout Inspo (April 26, 2025)

https://cheezburger.com/40304133/25-funny-exercise-memes-for-workout-inspo-april-26-2025

Published: April 26, 2025 15:00

The hardest part of working out (by far) is getting up in the morning to do it. Unless you're one of those brave people who can work out in the afternoon after work, in the evening, or even at night, odds are you're waking up kinda early to go to the gym.…

'Submit your next report in hieroglyphics': 25+ Unethical workplace hacks for professional time-wasters

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Published: April 26, 2025 14:00

It's cool to try hard, but you don't always feel like it. Sometimes you'd just like to skate by doing the bare minimum while you tend to your homegrown tomato garden. It's only human. But the world doesn't always like it when you do that. It requires you…

Restaurant manager quits after owners propose halving salary from $1800 a week to $900: 'I have been working there 12 years, I ran their business'

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Published: April 26, 2025 13:00

Few major industries are as cutthroat as hospitality can be. It requires punishing hours, a near-superhuman ability to multitask, and a skin thick enough to deal with the delights of the general public at their most entitled. While it is a sector that many…

'My mom said I'm setting [my daughter] up for failure, I told her it's the 4th grade': Grandma berates dad for taking his 10-year-old daughter out of school for a week to go on a family vacation to Florida

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Published: April 26, 2025 12:00

In the grand scheme of things, missing one week of school is not a big deal. I barely ever missed any extended period of schooling, and when I did, it was because I was sick as a dog. I vividly remember missing a week or two of preschool when I had the…

A Lineup of Memes Ready To Be Interrogated

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Published: April 26, 2025 11:00

We've all seen cop shows. We know how they'll bring a suspect into a dark, concrete room illuminated by one rickety hanging lightbulb. We know how they'll slap both hands on the table and shout "Give me the truth, dangit!" until the "good cop" character…

‘They said they only needed to stay at my place for 2-3 nights, I want them to leave ASAP’: Two buddies turn a quick couch-crash into an endless takeover, trashing their friend's 1-bedroom apartment and ignoring every house rule

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Published: April 26, 2025 10:00

We all have pals who think crashing for a couple of nights is a magical phrase that suspends all laws of hospitality, hygiene, and common decency. You open your home out of generosity, lending your couch and a bouncy rectangle of air masquerading as a…

Workplace requires mandatory Saturday shifts for employees who already work 45-50 hours from 1AM to 10AM: 'I essentially get no time to myself'

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Published: April 26, 2025 02:00

Keeping a regular work schedule is key to developing a sustainable routine. Unless you're a person who thrives on irregularity, odds are you'd like to know what your week is going to look like before you're in it. Otherwise, it's nearly impossible to plan…

Wife flips out when she receives $175 of $7,000 tax refund because of husband's unpaid child support: 'He told me I should be grateful'

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Published: April 26, 2025 01:00

There is no getting around the fact that if your partner already has kids before you get together, it is going to make the relationship more complicated. Anybody in this scenario has to sit down and consider if they are willing to take on the duties and…

28-year-old asks her ex-boyfriend to give her a financial settlement for their breakup because she moved internationally to be with him 2 years ago: 'I didn’t ask her to drop out or move, she chose to and I supported her the whole time'

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Published: April 26, 2025 00:00

People will sacrifice a lot for love, even without the guarantee of it lasting forever. I'm sure many of us know people who have moved across the country for the sole purpose of being with a partner, and it went horribly terribly wrong. Who could forget…

A Soothing Salve of 30 Memes

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Published: April 25, 2025 23:00

No matter what kind of positive spin we try to put on it to cope, there is no denying that just the normal business of existing can be stressful and overwhelming sometimes. Most of us have points at which we want to run away from the world and enjoy some…

Woman refuses to let her broke 23-year-old brother and his wife live in her house rent-free if they get pregnant, insisting they can make their own life choices, just not in her house on her dime: ‘ I’m not going to financially support them in my home’

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Published: April 25, 2025 22:00

One of life's great truths is that you can carve your own path, follow your dreams, and start an empire, just as soon as you're not typing your plan from someone else's basement. There's a whole generation out there convinced self-determination means…

21 Spring Friday Meme for Employees Trying to Clock Out Early and Have Some Fun in the Sun Already

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Published: April 25, 2025 21:00

Why is it SO hard to work when it is nice outside? Like, even if you work outside, you don't wanna be doing Carhartt things when the weather is perfect. When the sun is shinning, the humidity is low, it's like 72 degrees out, and there is just a slight…

Mother refuses to respect her daughter’s home, turns it into an unofficial daycare for unruly grandkids, forcing the woman to ban babysitting and her nephews altogether

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Published: April 25, 2025 19:00

Nothing says you're queen of your castle quite like discovering your home has been converted into a free-range daycare, courtesy of a boundary-challenged mom and siblings. You pay the bills, you do the adult stuff, but suddenly your living room is a…

The Best Marvel Memes of the Week (April 25, 2025)

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Published: April 25, 2025 16:00

It's always great to see a Marvel director succeed outside of the Marvel Cinematic Universe. Ryan Coogler is only 38 and has already had so much success with Black Panther and Creed, but he didn't always get as much credit as he deserved for making those…

20 Delusional Memes For People Stuck in Lala Land

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Published: April 25, 2025 15:00

Listen, they don't call it cold, hard reality for nothing. A lot of the time, it feels pretty bad! While it might seem unnecessarily negative to say it, there is a veritable wealth of awful things that can and do happen to us, and they don't necessarily…

New hire stresses over more experienced coworker constantly asking for help: "He's been here for 6 consecutive months... I'm still in my 5 month period'

https://cheezburger.com/40292613/new-hire-stresses-over-more-experienced-coworker-constantly-asking-for-help-hes-been-here-for-6

Published: April 25, 2025 13:00

In many jobs, the relationship that you have with your coworkers is a key factor in how satisfied and successful you are going to be in your role. While it might be the boss who dictates whether you get to move up the ladder, those on the same level as you…

Deadbeat dad uses his wife's tax return to pay $7000 worth of unpaid child support without telling her: 'I thought he was making regular monthly payments. We were expecting a refund, but only $175 was deposited.'

https://cheezburger.com/40297221/deadbeat-dad-uses-his-wifes-tax-return-to-pay-7000-worth-of-unpaid-child-support-without-telling-her

Published: April 25, 2025 12:00

There are so many things that can go wrong while doing your taxes. If you screw up any of the little boxes or say that you made money in Yonkers when you didn't you can literally go to jail. Luckily, we can march on down to H&R Block and ask them to do our…

24 Memes That Take the Good With the Bad

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Published: April 25, 2025 11:00

There's a lot of negative meme content out in the world. So many memes are made every day dedicated to the idea that life is bad, work is mind-numbing, and the world is a generally lousy place. While that might be true, it's so much more fun to live in a…

27 Hilariously Terrible Tattoos Found in the Wild

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Published: April 25, 2025 02:00

We have all made decisions we regret. Maybe you didn't confess your feelings to that girl you had a crush on until it was too late. Maybe you rocked a perm in high school when you really shouldn't have. Maybe if you wouldn't have played that last round of…

17-year-old cuts off remarried dad after he converts her bedroom into room for his mother-in-law: 'My mom woke me up at 5am and asked what I did'

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Published: April 25, 2025 01:00

Remarrying after a divorce is ten times harder for anybody who has kids from their previous relationship. Any caring parent has to be concerned about choosing a partner who is happy to be a stepparent to their children, and on the flip side, make sure that…

18-year-old brings 38-year-old friend as date to family dinner to call out her 45-year-old dad for cheating on her mom with a 20-year-old: 'I know it's extremely immature of me, but I wanted to show him how it feels'

https://cheezburger.com/40281861/18-year-old-brings-38-year-old-friend-as-date-to-family-dinner-to-call-out-her-45-year-old-dad-for

Published: April 25, 2025 00:00

Everyone feels differently about age gap relationships. I know someone who is in her mid-twenties, and literally thinks it's unethical to date anyone younger than her. If we could only be in relationships with people who were born the exact same year as…

A Long List of Memes for You and Me(me)

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Published: April 24, 2025 23:00

Sometimes all you need at the end of the day is a nice long meme list. Sure, you could take a bath or maybe drink a beer, but memes will have the same effect. When you think about it, baths are pretty gross. Believe me, I've taken enough of them to know…

‘I will never trust her again’: Mother-in-law unapologetically redecorates pregnant daughter-in-law's home and trashes her prized possessions without her consent

https://cheezburger.com/40274949/i-will-never-trust-her-again-mother-in-law-unapologetically-redecorates-pregnant-daughter-in-laws

Published: April 24, 2025 22:00

A partner's family can be… a lot. You struggle to set clear boundaries out of fear that they'll peg you to be the uptight, non-free-spirited one that their child shouldn't have said "I do" to. Even if you're well aware of the fact that you're correct for…

14-year-old adopted son keeps in contact with bio dad but refuses to meet his new wife, dad insists on making them bond until wife puts her foot down: ‘He wants nothing to do with me’

https://cheezburger.com/40270341/14-year-old-adopted-son-keeps-in-contact-with-bio-dad-but-refuses-to-meet-his-new-wife-dad-insists

Published: April 24, 2025 21:00

We all forget way too quickly how hard it is to be a teenager. Even though we all agree it is clearly much harder to be an adult, those teenage years are not a picnic either, and we should not let ourselves forget that.During those monumental years as a…

29 Bear Memes That Are Beary Funny

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Published: April 24, 2025 20:00

We've all heard this classic saying regarding bear safety."If it's brown, lie down. If it's black, fight back. If it's white, say goodnight."I know darn well that I am not likely to survive a polar bear attack, but I want to at least try! The phrase "say…

34-year-old man refuses to financially assist irresponsible sister in debt after she blows through a $20k loan under her father's name on a failed business: ‘[She] hadn't made a single payment on her loan in the past SIX MONTHS’

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Published: April 24, 2025 19:00

Making our dreams a reality proves to be more difficult than we could ever imagine, especially if that dream is starting a small business under the capitalist machine that chews up small businesses and spits them out like expired food. Corporations usually…

‘Guess who's back more entitled than ever?’: Unemployed Cousin blames entire family and demands compensation after moving in with cousin, stealing family heirlooms and selling them - Update

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Published: April 24, 2025 18:00

Last time, inviting cousin Mia into the home was the beginning of an unforgettable saga in freeloading and emotional gymnastics. As life moved on, so did Mia—right into the role of self-proclaimed victim and relentless family critic, with a flair for drama…

21-year-old girlfriend refuses to cover her large tattoos for visit with boyfriend's traditional grandparents, boyfriend tells her not to come: 'I told him respect goes both ways'

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Published: April 24, 2025 14:00

Everyone has different opinions on tattoos. Some of us cover ourselves in ink, seeing our bodies as a canvas for self-expression and for the expression of talented artists. Some of us prefer small, meaningful tattoos that remind us of good memories or…

Professional baker offers family discount for sister-in-law's wedding cake, she demands she make it for free: 'It's not like she's respected my work in the past'

https://cheezburger.com/40277509/professional-baker-offers-family-discount-for-sister-in-laws-wedding-cake-she-demands-she-make-it

Published: April 24, 2025 13:00

I know from experience that having a loved one who enjoys cooking or baking is a great thing. Generally speaking, it is the kind of pastime that is meant to be shared, and it is always fun to be first in line for the taste test. A chef in the family who…

18-year-old refuses to be the guardian of his 12-year-old stepsister because he already committed to caring for his 14-year-old brother: 'My stepdad said I'm perfectly capable of doing it for both'

https://cheezburger.com/40276997/18-year-old-refuses-to-be-the-guardian-of-his-12-year-old-stepsister-because-he-already-committed-to

Published: April 24, 2025 12:00

Many people have to accept at a very young age that they will eventually serve as full-time caretakers for their family members. Whether it's a parent who is aging and doesn't have enough money for retirement, or a sibling who isn't independent enough…

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