https://melkat.lol/p/d178217f/
Published: August 8, 2026 19:51
i’d give you five bags of popcorn and that is why you are tonight’s popcorn classic
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https://melkat.lol/p/7fb532e4/
Published: July 31, 2026 18:57
the worst part of posting jokes online is the replies. they’re always saying “stop” and “you’re not funny, you’re just annoying”