🦜 Kaleb Horton
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a quick update
https://kalebhorton.ghost.io/a-quick-update/
Published: September 7, 2024 17:33
Howdy all. Just wanted to let everybody know I’m not dead. After an obnoxious amount of research, I got the exact computer I needed. It was stupid expensive but I use it 8 hours a day. A million years ago my granddad told me that if you use
hoo boy, another announcement
https://kalebhorton.ghost.io/hoo-boy-another-announcement/
Published: September 1, 2024 17:52
We love life, folks. We’re really doing frankly very much with it. Anyway, on Friday my computer broke. On Saturday my finger broke (fell on an oil slick on Ventura Blvd). I live for this stuff and I find it excellent. But the newsletter’s going on
oh great, another announcement
https://kalebhorton.ghost.io/oh-great-another-announcement/
Published: September 1, 2024 07:28
Howdy. Pretend I said something clever.Over the weekend, my computer caught the westbound. It’s probably toast. And it’s gonna be a minute before I can get a new one. Would love to be furious about it but I’m just sad. Nothing works lately.
The Only Article Ever Written About Bob Dylan and Willie Nelson.
https://kalebhorton.ghost.io/the-only-article-ever-written-about-bob-dylan-and-willie-nelson/
Published: August 18, 2024 05:03
There’s a new Bob Dylan movie coming out this Christmas, and you couldn’t pay me to see it unless you’re a magazine editor who can pay me to see it. Even if it were executed perfectly, the whole idea is pointless. First because Walk
Mickey Rooney's Potato Fantasy
https://kalebhorton.ghost.io/mickey-rooneys-potato-fantasy/
Published: August 10, 2024 23:46
Howdy all. Planned on a big post but there's this thing I keep encountering in writing: you're out of work all the time, and when you're least prepared, you suddenly get a bunch of it, and on weird deadlines. I have two magazine pieces
a brief announcement even though newsletters shouldn't have those
https://kalebhorton.ghost.io/a-brief-announcement-even-though-newsletters-shouldnt-have-those/
Published: July 30, 2024 22:57
I'll talk about it more soon but some bullshit has happened and I won't be able to do any real posts for, I dunno, a few days, a week. But stuff is happening soon: a memoir essay, a review of the Bob Dylan/Willie Nelson show
So Long, Bob Newhart
https://kalebhorton.ghost.io/so-long-bob-newhart/
Published: July 18, 2024 22:05
Bob Newhart is dead, and that’s all right. There’s no cause to mourn: he was an incredibly famous, wealthy man, and lived a long good life. He was almost a hundred. He had a huge house in Los Angeles. He spent almost his entire comedy career
The End Result of My Herculean Big Bang Theory Spec
https://kalebhorton.ghost.io/the-end-result-of-my-herculean-big-bang-theory-spec/
Published: July 12, 2024 01:19
Author’s Note: This is the first newsletter where I’m reposting a piece I wrote that’s no longer hosted on the internet. My archive is pretty solid because I always figured this would happen eventually. In the future, I’ll probably be paywalling archival