🦜 Kaleb Horton
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Let's Go Dodgers?
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Published: October 27, 2024 20:38
To those who think that sounds too much like writing, just think about the Larry Sanders scene where Hank says “penis vagina” over and over, because that’s what I’m thinking about.
As Goes Akron
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Published: October 23, 2024 01:43
This newsletter is sustained by donations and paid subscriptions. Any help is deeply appreciated. I’m also looking for a day job in the Los Angeles area. As always, holler if you hear anything.What the hell happened to the Black Keys? That’s an honest…
The Schwan's Man
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Published: October 20, 2024 16:58
London Calling
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Published: October 17, 2024 01:46
I never talk about this. Mostly because I’m off social media. I have good reasons for that. It’s a way to think you’re working when you’re actually not. It’s no longer a great way to get jobs. It makes you
paid post: from the archives, volume one
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Published: October 14, 2024 00:33
Memory & Nostalgia
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Published: October 13, 2024 19:46
Nostalgia is a drug that eats memory. It kicks in right after you say the word remember, and when it works it starts flooding you with warm and pleasant lies. It’s insanely addictive. Works fast. Everybody sells it. It doesn’t kill you but it can destroy
politics.
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Published: October 11, 2024 02:01
As a side-effect of looking for a job, I’ve had a lot of time lately to reflect on my past lives, the work I’ve done, what I really believe in and what I need. Trying to find my real, authentic self. Speaking from experience: it’
paid post: open it in incognito mode and it's free
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Published: October 9, 2024 00:59
A Complete Unknown (2024) Disney Official Bob Dylan Trailer Reaction Review Longplay
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Published: October 8, 2024 18:12
The trailer for A Complete Unknown came out this morning and I didn’t want to think about it, but it was either think about it or do the laundry so here I am, thinking about it. I’m aware of exactly how useless that is, but the
Killing Calvin
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Published: October 5, 2024 00:22
I want to be more like Bob Dylan, and I want to get it right, so I study him like my life depends on it. I pore over every word, study him like holy men study the words in red. A recent example. The day after iconic songwriter Kris Kristofferson