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Mistakes Were Made in Malibu

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Published: April 25, 2025 01:36

Jesus Christ died about two thousand years before speed limits were invented, but something still feels sinful about how fast I drive when I leave Malibu. Like God is going to pull me aside and say “look, I understand there’s nothing on the books about…

Shameless Promo: I Have an Article in a Magazine and Unfortunately You Are Legally Required to Read It

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Published: April 9, 2025 23:13

Preface: I just found out about this weird new website called 12ft.io that "bypasses paywalls," whatever that means.Anyway, this is what I spent the last half of 2024 working on: it's a feature for a new F1 lifestyle magazine called Esses. While it'

walking through los angeles when the crows are screaming and going through your garbage

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Published: March 28, 2025 22:06

I’m going full nomad lately; while I still have a place to sleep in Los Angeles, I should see more interesting sights than the same few chunks of Burbank I turned into a routine through complacency. I’ll just point the car somewhere, go to a new

Going Down The Road Feeling Bad

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Published: March 18, 2025 20:32

Apologies for the sporadic posts lately. Trying to get my groove back. I’ll just tell you what’s on my mind, rip the Band-Aid off, because it’s all I know how to do and right now I don’t have any other options. Rugged,

On The Comedy Store

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Published: March 9, 2025 03:00

I’ve been away too long, and not by choice. Turning my life into something recognizable in spite of being broke and brokenhearted has been a 24 hour a day job lately, and it hasn’t even worked, which is devastating and definitely somebody else’s fault.

The Only Good Shows Ever On Television

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Published: February 15, 2025 07:19

I was reading a list in Variety, one of those lunch break lists where you’re chewing your sandwich and see some faces you recognize and some words underneath that make you think “huh, that’s wrong” and then you finish your sandwich and throw away

Good Lord, I Found an Episode of Art Bell with Merle Haggard

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Published: February 14, 2025 00:34

This sounds like a parody of something I would post specifically. You’re completely right. Spiritually, I made it up. But it’s real somehow: I found an episode of Coast to Coast AM where Art Bell interviews Merle Haggard. And that undersells it. Merle sits…

From The Archives: Merle Haggard, Son of Bakersfield

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Published: February 5, 2025 22:54

Note: I wrote a bunch of stuff before posting the actual article. You know, like recipe sites, except I heard some of those guys make money. So just scroll down a thousand words for the actual thing you clicked on. Which reminds me, consider a paid…

2025, So Far

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Published: February 1, 2025 00:37

I wish I had a time machine so I could go back in time and talk to my dad in 1988, just before I was born, and tell him what it’s like to live in the future. I’d tell him all the amazing things that are

Death Is Just A Change

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Published: January 21, 2025 00:29

David Lynch has gone on to whatever the next place is. I’m very sad about it; it came at a hard time for the city of Los Angeles, a place he dearly loved, and it’s hard not to think his change of consciousness, which we kinda