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Donald Trump is alive and slurring out all the incoherent thoughts that keep coming into his dementia-addled brain during a Wednesday Oval Office press gathering
Published: June 10, 2026 20:46
Donald Trump on Wednesday was in clear cognitive decline during an Oval Office signing ceremony as the press asked him if he was at all concerned about the latest inflation numbers released earlier today:"No, I love it, the numbers were great. You know…
The Daily Alive • June 9, 2026
https://isdonaldtrumpalive.com/the-daily-alive-june-9-2026/
Published: June 10, 2026 03:07
Donald Trump, fair weather New York Knicks fan, decided that Game 3 of the NBA Finals was the first game of the season he'd show up to and promptly take a nap, after of course getting a thorough round of booos that drowned out the poor sod they
Donald Trump is alive and inconveniencing thousands of fans last night only to be roundly booed and falling asleep during Game 3 of the NBA finals
Published: June 9, 2026 13:55
Donald Trump forced fans attending last night's NBA Finals game between the New York Knicks and the San Antonio Spurs to go through TSA-style extra security, only to be loudly and nearly universally booed by those same fans during the national anthem. …
Donald Trump is alive and storming out of interviews when an interviewer pushes back just a tiny little bit against his decade of lies
Published: June 7, 2026 18:36
Donald Trump this morning appeared on NBC's Meet The Press, and ended up having Tantrump™ when Kristen Welker decided to call him out on his nonsense, including his repeated January 6th bullshit.When Welker pushed Donald Trump on the so-called 1.776…
Donald Trump is alive and is once again having afternoon nap time in the Oval Office, while promising our tax dollars for more coal plants
Published: June 5, 2026 23:50
Donald Trump had another little micronap (aka severe daytime somnolence according to Dr. Jonathan Reiner, a cardiologist who has been talking about this in interviews on CNN) in the Oval Office on Thursday, dozing off to the subtle brilliance of Lee…
Donald Trump is alive and untethered from reality as he rants on his blog TruthSocial 45 times in just one hour Monday evening
Published: June 2, 2026 18:38
Donald Trump's tiny fingers were a-blur on his unsecured iPhone Monday night, posting his endorsements for today's primary elections in California, Iowa, Montana, New Jersey, New Mexico, and South Dakota. In addition to all of the endorsing, he also posted…
Donald Trump is alive and headed to Walter Reed Army Medical Center tomorrow where it is assumed he will ace yet another cognitive test
Published: May 25, 2026 13:51
Donald Trump has yet another scheduled visit with a team of doctors on Tuesday who, along with the rest of us, are monitoring his obviously declining mental and physical health, but that didn't stop him from waking up bright and early this Memorial Day to…
The Weekly Alive • Week Of May 18 - May 24, 2026
https://isdonaldtrumpalive.com/the-weekly-alive-week-of-may-18-may-24-2026/
Published: May 25, 2026 03:26
Donald Trump started out the week telling us that he'd 'settled' his case with the IRS, the one he instigated because his tax records were released by an insider, you know, because he refused to publicly release them like every other President in modern…
Donald Trump is alive after this month's episode of gun violence in his general vicinity
Published: May 24, 2026 01:23
Donald Trump was inside the White House this afternoon when a gunman opened fire on Secret Service agents manning a checkpoint at 7th Street and Pennsylvania Avenue NW.I would say that this is a developing story, but it isn't. This is just another day in…
The Daily Alive • May 21, 2026
https://isdonaldtrumpalive.com/the-daily-alive-may-21-2026/
Published: May 22, 2026 03:03
Sometimes I wonder if these people who keep willfully putting off climate change regulations are actually reptilian? What other reason is there to make our entire planet hotter? I mean, no amount of money could be worth it to these people who delay and…
Donald Trump is alive and doesn't care about super-pollutants in the atmosphere, so he told his kids and grand-kids they could just try to live in the climate he's creating, because he's not going to be around for any of it
Published: May 22, 2026 02:55
Donald Trump today rolled back Biden-era regulations that put a minor cost burden on manufacturers and consumers, in order to prevent super-pollutants from entering the atmosphere and speeding up the already rocket-ship we're all on to catastrophic climate…
Donald Trump is alive and has managed to get the DOJ to agree to a massive slush-fund for Trump allies who've had their feelings hurt
Published: May 18, 2026 23:05
Donald Trump, who campaigned against using the Department of Justice against political opponents while he was out of office, and has done exactly that while he's been in office, now has a taxpayer-funded slush-fund that is supposed to be used to compensate…
Donald Trump is alive, but in case he ceases to be, there's a letter in the Resolute Desk addressed to VP James Donald Bowman, er, JD Vance giving him instructions, according to Sebastian Gorka
Published: May 15, 2026 02:38
Donald Trump leaves the country, and the underlings start saying things that perhaps they shouldn't. Take for example what Sebastian Gorka said on a podcast earlier this week, that Donald Trump has left James David Hamel, er, James Donald Bowman, uh ...…
Donald Trump is alive and doesn't think about Americans struggling with financial problems at all
Published: May 12, 2026 20:25
Over the last few days, I've mentioned that Donald Trump doesn't sleep well at night, as evidenced by his constant falling asleep during Oval Office meetings, or micro-napping standing up behind someone at a lectern who is giving a boring speech. One thing…
Donald Trump is alive and once again taking micro-naps during Oval Office press events
Published: May 11, 2026 18:56
Our narcoleptic POTUS found himself once again nodding off this morning as press cameras clicked and Dr. Oz announced a White House plan for women in this country to have more children (an unfunded mandate, by the way). The New Republic did a brief rundown…
Donald Trump is alive and now has a golden statue of himself on the grounds of his trashy Florida golf resort
Published: May 10, 2026 23:29
Donald Trump's religious cult leaders held a dedication ceremony of an enormous Golden Cow on the grounds of Donald Trump's garbage Florida golf resort on Friday, and Donald Trump thanked them in the only way he knows how, via his shitty personal social…
Donald Trump is alive and taking standing micronaps during boring speeches given by his bland administration members
Published: May 5, 2026 23:46
Becoming briefly unconscious while standing up is something that few people can do. In Trumpian parlance, "only the best people" can fall asleep while standing up. Apparently, this amazing feat is something that Donald Trump did yesterday while Kelly…
Donald Trump is alive and still believes that the cognitive exams his neurologists repeatedly give him somehow measure his IQ, rather than the rapid progression of his dementia
Published: April 30, 2026 22:54
Donald Trump, like his father before him, has cognitive impairment, likely due to some form of dementia, be it Alzheimer's, some variant of Parkinson's, or just plain 'ol gettin' old dementia. Everyone can see it. Every time he opens his mouth, it's
Donald Trump is alive and getting repeatedly filleted and roasted by King Charles III during his state visit
Published: April 30, 2026 02:03
Donald Trump has had a week, right? Starting off, King Charles III is here for a state visit, right after a third 'attempt' on Donald Trump's life.The former husband of Princess Diana has done the equivalent of removing his glove, and slapping it…