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503 Bricks Are On A Plane

Published: April 28, 2025 04:30

If there are 502 bricks in a plane and 1 falls off, how many are left?501.How do you put an elephant in a fridge?You open the door, put the elephant in, and close the door.How do you put a giraffe in the fridge?You open the door, take the elephant out, put…

50 Dirty Pope Jokes For Sinners Who Love To Laugh

Published: April 27, 2025 12:30

The Pope is the big boss of the Catholic Church, kind of like the CEO of Team Heaven. He wears fancy hats, waves from balconies, and spends a lot of time blessing everything from babies to buildings. But when adults get together, sometimes they create…

50 Funny Pope Jokes to Bless Your Day With Laughs

Published: April 26, 2025 13:30

The Pope is the leader of the Catholic Church, wears a big white hat, and rides around in a special car that looks like it came straight from a superhero movie. He travels the world spreading peace, shaking hands, and giving blessings like a holy…

50 Cinco de Mayo Puns Too Spicy to Handle in 2025

Published: April 25, 2025 12:30

Cinco de Mayo is that one day in May when your history teacher suddenly gets really excited about battles, and your neighbor starts blasting mariachi music at 8 AM. It marks the Mexican army’s win over the French in 1862, which somehow turned into a…

75 Dirty Chicken Jokes for Naughty Adults

Published: April 24, 2025 12:30

Turns out, chickens have a wild side, at least in the world of jokes. Who knew a simple bird scratching in the dirt could inspire so many cheeky thoughts? Our Chicken Jokes don’t hold back. They strut right past polite humor and head straight into the coop…

Bangity Bang vs Tankity Tank

Published: April 23, 2025 19:04

A soldier shows up for military training but realizes he forgot to bring his gun.The sergeant hands him a stick and gestures to the training field.“You’ll have to use this, soldier. If you need to shoot someone, just aim your stick at them and shout…

50 Dirty Egg Jokes for Naughty Adults

Published: April 21, 2025 12:30

Eggs aren’t just for breakfast, they’ve somehow ended up in grown-up jokes too. Their soft shells, runny insides, and suggestive shapes make them perfect material for adult humor. That’s how Dirty Egg Jokes were born, scrambling innocence with a side of…

Squirrel Infestation at the Church

Published: April 20, 2025 06:53

Several churches started having problems with squirrels damaging their buildings.The Presbyterian church called a meeting to decide what to do about their squirrel infestation. After much prayer and consideration, they concluded that the squirrels were…

99 Funny Egg Jokes for a Cracking Good Time

Published: April 17, 2025 17:00

Eggs are basically the superheroes of the breakfast world. They’re small, breakable, but somehow end up in everything from cakes to fried rice. People boil them, scramble them, and even turn them into omelets that look like they’ve seen better days. No…

70 Funny Tax Jokes That Are Rich In Laughs

Published: April 16, 2025 13:25

Every year, tax season shows up like that one guest who never leaves early. No matter your age, whether you’re fresh out of school or well into your golden years, there’s no hiding from it. Forms, numbers, deductions, and the occasional head scratch come…

The Blonde and the TV

Published: April 15, 2025 07:22

A blonde walked into an electronics store and said to the salesman, “I want that TV.”The salesman shook his head and replied, “Sorry, we don’t sell to blondes.”So the blonde left, came back with her hair dyed brown, and said, “I’ll take that TV.”Again, the…