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Armored Core Pilots Unionize for Better Wages, Affordable Ammo
https://hard-drive.net/hd/armored-core-pilots-unionize-for-better-wages-affordable-ammo/
Published: September 7, 2024 14:06
RUBICON 3 ā Ā Shockwaves rippled across the galactic gig economy today as dozens of mercenaries came together to form the first pilot union. āFor tooā¦
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Game Night: Learn Cognitive Psych From an Undead Cowboy in āVampire Therapistā
https://hard-drive.net/news-games/game-night-learn-cognitive-psych-from-an-undead-cowboy-in-vampire-therapist/
Published: September 6, 2024 20:39
Iāve grown to appreciate games with premises that, when I try to explain them to people outside the hobby, sound like I made them upā¦
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Pregnant Destiny Player Must Buy Each Trimester Separately
https://hard-drive.net/hd/video-games/pregnant-destiny-player-must-buy-each-trimester-separately/
Published: September 6, 2024 15:19
SEATTLE ā Yet another controversy surrounds the Destiny community as pregnant player Jade Winters has discovered that she must pay for each individual trimester. āIāmā¦
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Divorced Gamer Follows Up Racist Manifesto With Plea For His Kids to Return His Calls
https://hard-drive.net/hd/video-games/divorced-gamer-follows-up-racist-manifesto-with-plea-for-his-kids-to-return-his-calls/
Published: September 6, 2024 13:21
BOCA CHICA, Texas ā Divorced gamer and distinguished racist, Elon Musk, followed up his latest vitriolic post on X ā The Everything App with anā¦
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Elon Musk Announces Cure to the Woke Mind Virus: The NeuralinKKK
https://hard-drive.net/hd/video-games/elon-musk-announces-cure-to-the-woke-mind-virus-the-neuralinkkk/
Published: September 5, 2024 15:11
FREMONT, Calif ā In another masterful gambit, tech genius and renowned deadbeat dad Elon Musk announced that he has officially created a cure for theā¦
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Every Batman Movie Ranked by How Short It Would Be if Superman Was in It
https://hard-drive.net/hd/entertainment/every-batman-movie-ranked-by-how-short-it-would-be-if-superman-was-in-it/
Published: September 5, 2024 13:16
Everyone knows that Batman is cooler than Superman. Superman has all those boring flashy superpowers, while Batman is a man in a costume. Batman isā¦
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Rent Somehow Still High in Apartment Building with Annual Murder
https://hard-drive.net/hd/entertainment/rent-somehow-still-high-in-apartment-building-with-annual-murder/
Published: September 4, 2024 15:13
NEW YORK ā Residents of the historic Arconia apartment building are expressing frustration that their rent remains high despite there now being an annual murderā¦
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Next 100 Sequels To Assassinās Creed
https://hard-drive.net/hd/video-games/next-100-sequels-to-assassins-creed/
Published: September 4, 2024 13:06
Some video game companies have faced challenges in creating sequels. Remember when Valve attempted to make Half-Life Episode 3, or when 3D Realms encountered difficultiesā¦
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Suicide Squad Kills the QA Department
https://hard-drive.net/hd/video-games/suicide-squad-kills-the-qa-department/
Published: September 3, 2024 15:59
LONDON ā Tragedy has struck Rocksteady Studios after half of their QA department were killed by the Suicide Squad under orders from WB higher ups.ā¦
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Brennan Lee Mulliganās Entire Life Revealed to Be Elaborate āGame Changerā Bit
https://hard-drive.net/hd/brennan-lee-mulligans-entire-life-revealed-to-be-elaborate-game-changer-bit/
Published: September 3, 2024 14:07
LOS ANGELES ā Comedian Brennan Lee Mulliganās entire upbringing and career were recently revealed to be part of one of Sam Reichās trademark tricks forā¦
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10 Lord of the Rings Characters Who Also Deserve Their Own Self-Indulgent Spinoff
https://hard-drive.net/hd/10-lord-of-the-rings-characters-who-also-deserve-their-own-self-indulgent-spinoff/
Published: September 3, 2024 13:06
Warner Bros. recently announced āThe Lord of the Rings: The Hunt for Gollum,ā an artistically bankrupt effort to rip Andy Serkis away from 20th Centuryā¦
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Cosmere RPG Rulebooks Just Brandon Sandersonās Collected Works
https://hard-drive.net/hd/cosmere-rpg-rulebooks-just-brandon-sandersons-collected-works/
Published: September 2, 2024 15:02
LOS ANGELES ā After securing nearly $15 million in funds through a Kickstarter campaign, Brandon Sanderson announced that the core books for his in-development tabletopā¦
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āHades IIā Characters Ranked by How Tender & Giving Theyād Be As Lovers
https://hard-drive.net/hd/video-games/hades-ii-characters-ranked-by-how-tender-giving-theyd-be-as-lovers/
Published: September 2, 2024 14:05
EREBUS ā Itās well known that the residents of the underworld and Olympus are all impressive when it comes to combat. But thatās not theā¦
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Opinion: Millennials Would Be Able to Afford Homes If They Didnāt Let Older Kids Trick Them Into Giving Up Their Most Valuable PokĆ©mon Cards
https://hard-drive.net/hd/opinion-millennials-would-be-able-to-afford-homes-if-they-didnt-let-older-kids-trick-them-into-giving-up-their-most-valuable-pokemon-cards/
Published: September 2, 2024 13:09
Iām sick of hearing millennials whine about how they canāt afford homes. The truth is, everyone in this spoiled generation would be living it upā¦
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Woman Runs Back Into Burning House To Make Sure It Destroys Husbandās Gaming Chair
https://hard-drive.net/hd/woman-runs-back-into-burning-house-to-make-sure-it-destroys-husbands-gaming-chair/
Published: September 1, 2024 14:09
EDISON, N.J. ā Local homeowner Lindsay Roach was seen sprinting back into her burning house to ensure that the flames consumed her husbandās gaming chair,ā¦
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Itās August 2024 and You are Publicly Transgender on Twitter Dot Com
https://hard-drive.net/news-games/it-is-august-2024-and-you-are-publicly-transgender-on-twitter-dot-com/
Published: August 31, 2024 18:48
You should have gone to bed a few hours ago, and to be fair, you did ā but not to fall asleep. No, youāve beenā¦
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High School Friend Group Found Dead After Man Abandons Questline To Attend College
https://hard-drive.net/hd/video-games/elden-ring/high-school-friend-group-found-dead-after-man-abandons-questline-to-attend-college/
Published: August 31, 2024 14:08
PHILADELPHIA ā A tight-knit group of high school friends was found dead last week after a young man abandoned their questline to attend college outā¦
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