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Fishing Not as Fun as Fishing Minigame Implied
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Published: October 12, 2024 14:00
LAKE GENEVA, Wisc. â Following an itch to get outdoors and take on a new hobby, local reformed gamer, Reggie Murphy, discovered that trading hisâŚ
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Game Night: Absolutely Everything Is Trying to Kill Us in âIron Meatâ
https://hard-drive.net/news-games/game-night-absolutely-everything-is-trying-to-kill-us-in-iron-meat/
Published: October 11, 2024 16:01
For the last few years, Konami has been notoriously uninterested in making games. It has a proud 40-year-old legacy of classics, the most famous ofâŚ
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Chris Redfield and His Thick Boots Thwarted by Locked Door Marked with Shield Emblem
https://hard-drive.net/hd/video-games/chris-redfield-and-his-thick-boots-thwarted-by-locked-door-marked-with-shield-emblem/
Published: October 11, 2024 15:22
RACCOON CITY â In an embarrassing moment for all present, while exploring a mansion owned by the Umbrella Corporation Chris Redfield was unable to kickâŚ
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Report: RFK Jr Contracted by Tom Nook to Harvest Carcasses of Villagers Who Fell Behind on Rent
https://hard-drive.net/hd/video-games/report-rfk-jr-contracted-by-tom-nook-to-harvest-carcasses-of-villagers-who-fell-behind-on-rent/
Published: October 11, 2024 13:19
ANIMAL VILLAGE â RFK Jr has allegedly been collecting the dead bodies of islanders who fell behind on their rent in an arrangement with TomâŚ
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EA Announces New Multiplayer Sims Experience Called âGoing Outsideâ
https://hard-drive.net/hd/video-games/ea-announces-new-multiplayer-sims-experience-called-going-outside/
Published: October 10, 2024 15:07
REDWOOD CITY, Calif â During EAâs Investor Day event, EA has unveiled a new multiplayer expansion to The Sims 4 in the works titled âGoingâŚ
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âSenate Floorâ Idle Game Lets Players Tap Screen to Fund Genocide in Gaza
https://hard-drive.net/hd/video-games/senate-floor-idle-game-lets-players-tap-screen-to-fund-genocide-in-gaza/
Published: October 10, 2024 13:11
ALEXANDRIA, Va â Great news for mobile gamers who want to step into the hallowed halls of the United States Capitol and act like aâŚ
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Jason Schreier Wrote a Book About Blizzard, But Does Not Have A Panacea With Which to Fix The Games Industryâs Woes
https://hard-drive.net/news-games/jason-schreier-wrote-a-book-about-blizzard-but-does-not-have-a-panacea-with-which-to-fix-the-games-industrys-woes/
Published: October 9, 2024 16:36
Jason Schreier is a journalist who writes about the games industry for Bloomberg, the author of three books: Blood, Sweat, and Pixels: The Triumphant, TurbulentâŚ
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Cops Who Shot Blade Relieved To Find Out He Was Also Vampire
https://hard-drive.net/hd/entertainment/cops-who-shot-blade-relieved-to-find-out-he-was-also-vampire/
Published: October 9, 2024 15:16
LOS ANGELES â Two veteran officers were incredibly relieved last night when they discovered that the unarmed black man they opened fire on was actuallyâŚ
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Streaming Services Ranked by Whether They Can Legally Kill You
https://hard-drive.net/hd/entertainment/streaming-services-ranked-by-whether-they-can-legally-kill-you/
Published: October 9, 2024 13:07
In the capitalist hellscape in which we live, it often seems that weâre spoiled for choice more than ever; there are so many options forâŚ
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New Grounded Take on Batman to Feature Billionaire Bruce Wayne Not Helping Anyone
https://hard-drive.net/hd/new-grounded-take-on-batman-to-feature-billionaire-bruce-wayne-not-helping-anyone/
Published: October 8, 2024 15:00
LOS ANGELES â The next film in the Batman franchise will be a grounded take that features Bruce Wayne deciding to not use his billionsâŚ
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Every Festival in Stardew Valley Ranked by How Good of an Excuse It Would Be to Cancel Real Life Plans
https://hard-drive.net/hd/every-festival-in-stardew-valley-ranked-by-how-good-of-an-excuse-it-would-be-to-cancel-real-life-plans/
Published: October 8, 2024 14:00
If youâre anything like my wife, youâve spent more time playing âStardew Valleyâ in the last few years than you have sleeping. Also, you loveâŚ
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âDune: Prophecyâ Series Dares to Ask âWhat if You Understood Even Less of This?â
https://hard-drive.net/hd/dune-prophecy-series-dares-to-ask-what-if-you-understood-even-less-of-this/
Published: October 8, 2024 13:00
BUDAPEST, Hungary â The philosophical question at the center of the upcoming prequel series to the critically-acclaimed âDuneâ films will reportedly be âWhat if generalâŚ
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Kevin Smith Breaks Down His Top 100 Movies for Random Guy Behind Him at the Bank
https://hard-drive.net/hd/kevin-smith-breaks-down-his-top-100-movies-for-random-guy-behind-him-at-the-bank/
Published: October 7, 2024 15:00
SHREWSBURY, N.J. â A routine visit to the bank took a horrifying turn for local resident, Ryan Peterson, when he found himself in the cinematicâŚ
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30 Lines From âKung Pow!â You Should Quote to Nail That Job Interview
https://hard-drive.net/hd/entertainment/30-lines-from-kung-pow-you-should-quote-to-nail-that-job-interview/
Published: October 7, 2024 14:00
If youâre anything like me, then there are fewer things scarier in your life than the thought of stumbling over your words at a jobâŚ
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Sick Fuck Enjoys Board Game Parts of Mario Party More Than Mini Games
https://hard-drive.net/hd/sick-fuck-enjoys-board-game-parts-of-mario-party-more-than-mini-games/
Published: October 7, 2024 13:00
MINNEAPOLIS â In a disturbing revelation that has left acquaintances confused and appalled, local man Kevin Whittaker, 34, has admitted to deriving significantly more joyâŚ
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âGames Are Too Wokeâ Thrown Out as Evidence in Divorce Court
https://hard-drive.net/hd/games-are-too-woke-thrown-out-as-evidence-in-divorce-court/
Published: October 6, 2024 14:00
AUSTIN, Texas â Judge Joe Miles dismissed a key piece of evidence from the divorce proceedings between John Wainwright and his now ex-wife, Sarah, courtroomâŚ
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Sisyphus Finally Unlocks Gold Boulder Cosmetic
https://hard-drive.net/hd/video-games/sisyphus-finally-unlocks-gold-boulder-cosmetic/
Published: October 5, 2024 14:00
TARTARUS â After untold centuries of grinding, Sisyphusâs divine punishment was briefly alleviated this week after the Greek King of Ephyra finally unlocked the goldâŚ
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Game Night: Letâs Go Crazy in Space With âMouthwashingâ
https://hard-drive.net/news-games/game-night-lets-go-crazy-in-space-with-mouthwashing/
Published: October 4, 2024 16:29
There were a few different games at this yearâs PAX West that struck me as being inspired by labor issues, particularly those that spun outâŚ
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So-Called Female Assassin Wasnât Even A Ballerina First
https://hard-drive.net/hd/entertainment/so-called-female-assassin-wasnt-even-a-ballerina-first/
Published: October 4, 2024 15:17
MOSCOW â In a stunning affront to tradition, a female assassin operating in the shadows of covert operations has revealed she was not, in fact,âŚ
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Sponsored Post: Have You Ever Wanted to Help Torment the Damned? Silent Hill is Hiring!
https://hard-drive.net/hd/video-games/sponsored-post-have-you-ever-wanted-to-help-torment-the-damned-silent-hill-is-hiring/
Published: October 4, 2024 13:07
Thereâs only one real growth industry on this planet, and itâs human suffering. Welcome to Silent Hill. We appreciate your interest! If you havenât heardâŚ
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