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PlayStation Fans Begin Building “Competent Sony Executive” Emulator
https://hard-drive.net/playstation-fans-begin-building-competent-sony-executive-emulator/
Published: July 14, 2026 16:09
NEW YORK – A coalition of PlayStation fans, frustrated by the impending discontinuation of the console’s physical media, have announced they are... Read the full masterpiece The post PlayStation Fans Begin Building “Competent Sony Executive” Emulator …
God Admits He’s Been AFKing for the Past 2,000 Years
https://hard-drive.net/god-admits-hes-been-afking-for-the-past-2000-years/
Published: July 13, 2026 15:26
HEAVEN – Prime Mover and Supreme Creator of the Universe God admitted he’s been away from keyboard (AFKing) on Earth for the... Read more nonsense The post God Admits He’s Been AFKing for the Past 2,000 Years appeared first on Hard Drive.
Well, Well, Well, Look Who’s Come Crawling Back — Guest Post by Gamestop
https://hard-drive.net/well-well-well-look-whos-come-crawling-back-guest-post-by-gamestop/
Published: July 9, 2026 05:00
Well, look who it is. I guess you heard that Sony is stopping production of all physical discs by 2028. And you... Get the full story The post Well, Well, Well, Look Who’s Come Crawling Back — Guest Post by Gamestop appeared first on Hard Drive.
Yoshi Held in Custody After Vanilla Lake Police Find Unregistered Red Turtle Shell in His Kart
Published: July 7, 2026 16:22
MUSHROOM KINGDOM – Dinosaur and Super Mario Kart racer Yoshi has been detained by Vanilla Lake Police Department (VLPD) after a routine... Read the full masterpiece The post Yoshi Held in Custody After Vanilla Lake Police Find Unregistered Red Turtle Shell…
Microsoft Reveals Next Xbox Console Will Be Able To Play DVDs
https://hard-drive.net/microsoft-reveals-next-xbox-console-will-be-able-to-play-dvds/
Published: July 1, 2026 06:36
REDMOND, Wash. – Microsoft Gaming has announced that its forthcoming, yet to-be-named next-generation Xbox console will be able to play DVDs, befuddled... Read the full masterpiece The post Microsoft Reveals Next Xbox Console Will Be Able To Play DVDs…
Stephen Miller Visibly Erect After Dropping Baby Penguin off Cliff in Super Mario 64
Published: June 30, 2026 16:07
WASHINGTON – United States Homeland Security Advisor Stephen Miller was seen with a protruding erection after dropping the baby penguin off the... Get the full story The post Stephen Miller Visibly Erect After Dropping Baby Penguin off Cliff in Super Mario…
A Complete List of Foodborne Illnesses I Caught From Eating at Bancho Sushi
https://hard-drive.net/a-complete-list-of-foodborne-illnesses-i-caught-from-eating-at-bancho-sushi/
Published: June 23, 2026 16:47
OK, let this be a warning to everyone to read up on restaurants before patronizing them; ESPECIALLY sushi restaurants. A lovable scuba... Continue reading this gem The post A Complete List of Foodborne Illnesses I Caught From Eating at Bancho Sushi…
Sniveling Little Coward Leaves Controls at Default Setting
https://hard-drive.net/sniveling-little-coward-leaves-controls-at-default-setting/
Published: June 16, 2026 05:00
TUSCALOOSA, Ala. – Sniveling little coward Gerard Wilmerson declined to make any adjustments to his video games’ default controller settings, disgusted sources... Read the full masterpiece The post Sniveling Little Coward Leaves Controls at Default Setting…
Five Amazing Pieces of Furniture I Could Make With the Great Deku Tree if You’d Just Let Me Chop It Down
Published: June 15, 2026 16:09
OK, I know the Kokiri worship this goddamn thing, but seriously, just look at it. It’s a monstrosity and an eyesore. I... Read the full masterpiece The post Five Amazing Pieces of Furniture I Could Make With the Great Deku Tree if You’d Just Let Me Chop It…
Mushroom Kingdom Reaches Hazard Pay Agreement With Hammer Bros. Union
https://hard-drive.net/mushroom-kingdom-reaches-hazard-pay-agreement-with-hammer-bros-union/
Published: June 3, 2026 15:57
MUSHROOM KINGDOM – Government officials have reached an agreement with the Hammer Bros. Union, which involves a 20% pay increase due to... Read the full masterpiece The post Mushroom Kingdom Reaches Hazard Pay Agreement With Hammer Bros. Union appeared…