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Game Night: Let’s Get Murdered By Pixel Aliens in ‘Exophobia’
https://hard-drive.net/news-games/game-night-lets-get-murdered-by-pixel-aliens-in-exophobia/
Published: July 26, 2024 23:56
Exophobia bills itself as a first-person Metroidvania, but that’s not terribly accurate. It feels more like someone tried to port the original System Shock to… The post Game Night: Let’s Get Murdered By Pixel Aliens in ‘Exophobia’ appeared first on Hard…
The 10 Gamer Commandments
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Published: July 26, 2024 15:33
Gaming is as big as it’s ever been and more accessible as it’s ever been. More people than ever before are playing video games but… The post The 10 Gamer Commandments appeared first on Hard Drive.
Man Running Through Convention Center Shouting for Lost Child Really Killing It in Heavy Rain Cosplay
Published: July 26, 2024 13:18
SAN DIEGO — A committed cosplayer is making waves at this year’s Comic-Con. The unidentified cosplayer has spent much of the event running around the… The post Man Running Through Convention Center Shouting for Lost Child Really Killing It in Heavy Rain…
Web Comic Investigated for Complete Lack of Jokes
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Published: July 25, 2024 15:31
WASHINGTON — Fans of laughter rejoice, as the FCC has launched an investigation into the webcomic “Level Down” for complete lack of jokes. “This webcomic… The post Web Comic Investigated for Complete Lack of Jokes appeared first on Hard Drive.
Twisters Review: Why Did This Guy Sit Next to Me?
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Published: July 25, 2024 13:23
“A tornado rating, it’s not based on size or wind speed – it’s based on damage”. These are words spoken by self-proclaimed tornado wrangler Tyler… The post Twisters Review: Why Did This Guy Sit Next to Me? appeared first on Hard Drive.
Financially Conservative Gamer Votes to Cut Funding to Steam Library
Published: July 24, 2024 15:16
ST. LOUIS — Following a Steam Summer Sale that was devastating to his wallet, local gamer, Nathan Colins vowed to cut spending on his Steam… The post Financially Conservative Gamer Votes to Cut Funding to Steam Library appeared first on Hard Drive.
Cybertruck Already Recalled in Fortnite
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Published: July 24, 2024 13:28
CARY, N.C. — After players reported multiple issues when attempting to use the vehicle, the Tesla Cybertruck has been recalled in Fortnite after barely a… The post Cybertruck Already Recalled in Fortnite appeared first on Hard Drive.
Meet the Most Qualified Politicians That Can Be Kamala Harris’s Running Mate
Published: July 24, 2024 12:06
The impending U.S. Presidential election is gearing up to be one for the history books. In the midst of Joe Biden dropping, current VP Kamala… The post Meet the Most Qualified Politicians That Can Be Kamala Harris’s Running Mate appeared first on Hard…
Wokeness DESTROYED: No Women Will Attend Your Funeral
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Published: July 23, 2024 14:13
YOUR HOMETOWN — Sources have confirmed that, despite the Left’s attempts to force “representation” and “equality” into everything, there will be no female characters shoehorned… The post Wokeness DESTROYED: No Women Will Attend Your Funeral appeared first…
How to Get a 20% Raise: Boss Fight Tips
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Published: July 23, 2024 13:09
So, you’re looking to make more money? Do you think you deserve it? Are you sure? You better be, or you’ve already failed. Let’s walk… The post How to Get a 20% Raise: Boss Fight Tips appeared first on Hard Drive.
Rocksteady Announces Next Season Of Suicide Squad: Kill the Justice League Will Be A Coyote vs. Acme Tie-In
Published: July 22, 2024 14:03
LONDON — During a livestream from their headquarters in London, the five remaining members of the development team for Suicide Squad: Kill the Justice League… The post Rocksteady Announces Next Season Of Suicide Squad: Kill the Justice League Will Be A…
Hulk Hogan Is A Terrible Person, But I Will Never Forget How He Saved My Screening Of Gremlins 2
Published: July 22, 2024 13:08
Nowadays, Hulk Hogan is considered a mediocre, overhyped, delusional, racist hasbeen, but due to his selfless behavior in my showing of “Gremlins 2: The New… The post Hulk Hogan Is A Terrible Person, But I Will Never Forget How He Saved My Screening Of…
Phantom Thieves Successfully Clear Biden’s Palace
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Published: July 21, 2024 19:24
WASHINGTON — The Phantom Thieves of Hearts, a group of teenage vigilantes operating in the Metaverse, have successfully defeated President Biden’s Shadow Self and convinced… The post Phantom Thieves Successfully Clear Biden’s Palace appeared first on Hard…
Game Night: It’s Bullet Heaven Weekend With ‘Earl vs. the Mutants’ and ‘Death Must Die’
Published: July 19, 2024 23:17
I haven’t written as many columns about “bullet heaven” games as I could have. Almost as soon as Vampire Survivors hit it big, other studios… The post Game Night: It’s Bullet Heaven Weekend With ‘Earl vs. the Mutants’ and ‘Death Must Die’ appeared first on…
Google Maps Rolls Out Fast-Travel for Premium Users
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Published: July 19, 2024 15:34
MOUNTAIN VIEW, Calif — Google has confirmed that the ability to fast-travel between locations in certain states will soon be arriving on the devices of… The post Google Maps Rolls Out Fast-Travel for Premium Users appeared first on Hard Drive.
Kamala Harris Offers to Test Biden’s Mental Acuity by Having Him Play “A Simple Little Maze Game”
Published: July 19, 2024 13:23
WASHINGTON — Amidst increasing calls for Joe Biden to end his reelection bid over concerns for his fitness for office, Vice President Kamala Harris offered… The post Kamala Harris Offers to Test Biden’s Mental Acuity by Having Him Play “A Simple Little…
Out of Breath Gamer Demands Stairs Be Nerfed
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Published: July 18, 2024 15:28
NEW YORK — Local gamer Ashton Keith is demanding that stairs be nerfed after he was once again left completely out of breath after climbing… The post Out of Breath Gamer Demands Stairs Be Nerfed appeared first on Hard Drive.
Asymmetrical Multiplayer Shooter ‘Project 2025’ Slated to Release this November
Published: July 18, 2024 13:16
WASHINGTON D.C. — Fans of asymmetrical multiplayer games as well as autocratic theocracies are clambering to play the Heritage Foundation’s long-awaited and highly controversial asymmetrical… The post Asymmetrical Multiplayer Shooter ‘Project 2025’ Slated…