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I refuse to celebrate Christian Nationalist holidays
https://freethoughtblogs.com/pharyngula/2026/07/04/i-refuse-to-celebrate-christian-nationalist-holidays/
Published: July 4, 2026 17:28
It’s Independence Day, which means most Americans are thinking about hot dogs and fireworks, neither of which interest me, and the Christian Nationalists are all reading that one line in the Declaration of Independence that represents the totality of their…
Goldenrod crab spiders want to love you
https://freethoughtblogs.com/pharyngula/2026/07/03/goldenrod-crab-spiders-want-to-love-you/
Published: July 3, 2026 21:23
They always look so affectionate.
Invertebrate of the Year
https://freethoughtblogs.com/pharyngula/2026/07/03/invertebrate-of-the-year/
Published: July 3, 2026 12:34
The Guardian is asking for nominations for the Invertebrate of the Year, and you can submit your choice! I made a safe and conventional pick. Parasteatoda tepidariorum This is not the most glamorous spider — it’s extremely common, found in pretty much…
The clowns rise to the top
https://freethoughtblogs.com/pharyngula/2026/07/03/the-clowns-rise-to-the-top/
Published: July 3, 2026 12:01
Imagine that Donald Trump offered me a prestigious and profitable position in his administration (that’s not going to happen). I’m on the edge of retirement, and would love to have a nice comfortable position for my twilight years, so maybe you think I’d…
Evolution wasn’t “made up by a guy”
https://freethoughtblogs.com/pharyngula/2026/07/02/evolution-wasnt-made-up-by-a-guy/
Published: July 2, 2026 17:22
This is a quick response to a naive pair of questions. Why is it that all questions about atheism and evolution by the True Believers rest on false premises? Answer that one for me, ma’am.
From vanity to insanity
https://freethoughtblogs.com/pharyngula/2026/07/02/from-vanity-to-insanity/
Published: July 2, 2026 12:50
We’re deep in the insanity phase of the progression, and it’s obvious. A report has been released that exposes the way Trump hijacked the 250th anniversary celebration for his own personal profit and to promote an ugly ideology, much beloved of the right…
Looking at you across the table…
https://freethoughtblogs.com/pharyngula/2026/07/01/looking-at-you-across-the-table/
Published: July 1, 2026 21:13
Your date has bright green teeth, and there’s a bug caught in them. What do you do?
The University of Minnesota creates life in the laboratory!
https://freethoughtblogs.com/pharyngula/2026/07/01/the-university-of-minnesota-creates-life-in-the-laboratory/
Published: July 1, 2026 20:22
Well, sort of. Researchers in the College of Biological Sciences on the Twin Cities campus have created a synthetic cell from scratch that has many of the properties of evolved cells, but they also have significant limitations. Kate Adamala and Aaron…
What long limbs you have…
https://freethoughtblogs.com/pharyngula/2026/07/01/what-long-limbs-you-have/
Published: July 1, 2026 12:50
Very pretty. Of course, you have to remember that it’s probably got the texture of a spongecake, and those long arms are there to collect marine snow, so don’t invite her on a dinner date and don’t expect intimacy, unless you like limp noodles. She’s all…
I am so pessimistic
https://freethoughtblogs.com/pharyngula/2026/07/01/i-am-so-pessimistic/
Published: July 1, 2026 12:18
Yesterday, the Supreme Court affirmed birthright citizenship. Good. Let’s celebrate. Except, this was a decision that should have been a no-brainer — it’s explicitly written in the Constitution, and there’s no ambiguity at all — and the Court had a 5-4…
Everyone gets cancer, some forms are less worrisome than others
https://freethoughtblogs.com/pharyngula/2026/06/30/everyone-gets-cancer-some-forms-are-less-worrisome-than-others/
Published: June 30, 2026 14:03
I visited a dermatologist last week for a routine yearly examination. This is a ritual debasement in which I have to strip down and a doctor scans every inch of my pasty flesh, looking for anomalies. Like she usually does, she scanned me and said I was…
The Temu State Fair
https://freethoughtblogs.com/pharyngula/2026/06/30/the-temu-state-fair/
Published: June 30, 2026 13:31
It’s the great American humiliation: Donald Trump wanted to put on an ambitious demonstration of America’s success over the past 250 years, but all he could do was put up some cheesy cardboard cutouts and hire some third-rate musicians (many of whom bailed…
Spiders evolved, get over it
https://freethoughtblogs.com/pharyngula/2026/06/30/spiders-evolved-get-over-it/
Published: June 30, 2026 11:28
I study spiders in the family Theridiidae, which you’ve probably seen many times. Sometimes they’re called cupboard spiders, or cobweb spiders, or combfooted spiders after specialized limb structures they use to tease the silk they spin. They are also…
Not my VBS
https://freethoughtblogs.com/pharyngula/2026/06/29/not-my-vbs/
Published: June 29, 2026 20:50
I never formally attended Vacation Bible School, but my house was across the street from the Lutheran church, so sometimes I was tempted. There were kids playing outside! They were playing a beanbag game! So I wandered over a few times, and I was…
Everything is the way it is because it got that way
https://freethoughtblogs.com/pharyngula/2026/06/29/everything-is-the-way-it-is-because-it-got-that-way/
Published: June 29, 2026 15:08
My favorite quote/concept of all time is this one: Everything is the way it is because it got that way. D’Arcy Wentworth Thompson(allegedly) It affects everything I look at, and it’s the perfect sentiment for a developmental biologist/evolutionary…
Muggy. Buggy.
https://freethoughtblogs.com/pharyngula/2026/06/29/muggy-buggy/
Published: June 29, 2026 14:39
I’ve always wanted to visit France, I guess I’m getting a taste of it today. I went for my morning walk — big mistake. It’s cloudy and gray, but temperatures are climbing into the mid-30°C range, and humidity is sky high. I walked into a coffeeshop with…
Tickled by a reference
https://freethoughtblogs.com/pharyngula/2026/06/29/tickled-by-a-reference/
Published: June 29, 2026 10:06
Cool. As a certifiable nerd, this semi-obscure (to most people) reference provokes a lot of memories. I’ve used the Golgi staining technique. It’s a silver stain that precipitates black deposits in a subset of neurons, producing a sample of stained cells…
Infinite Thread XXXX
https://freethoughtblogs.com/pharyngula/2026/06/28/infinite-thread-xxxx/
Published: June 28, 2026 22:11
What? You need new thread? Previous Thread
Predators at work
https://freethoughtblogs.com/pharyngula/2026/06/28/predators-at-work/
Published: June 28, 2026 19:34
Cruising around the garden, which is currently swarming with flies, we found a couple of happy arthropods chowing down on the bounty. Here’s Tetragnatha with the mangled corpse of some kind of fly: A meadowhawk was standing on some horrible, unrecognizable…
A girl loves her dog
https://freethoughtblogs.com/pharyngula/2026/06/28/a-girl-loves-her-dog/
Published: June 28, 2026 14:21
Of course I had to go see the new Supergirl movie — I had to run the projector. It was OK for a superhero movie. Don’t be fooled by my title. There was no cannibalism in this movie. Oh look, a transcript below the fold. I know what you’re thinking — Myers…
You call that a fair?
https://freethoughtblogs.com/pharyngula/2026/06/28/you-call-that-a-fair/
Published: June 28, 2026 14:05
I have never attended the Minnesota State Fair, which is a real shame. It has a tremendous reputation, and every year I hear raves about the weird food, the entertainment, the fun atmosphere. I’m afraid, though, that the huge crowds intimidate me. I’d…