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Zenless Zone Zero's latest update adds cat testicle jiggle physics

Published: March 17, 2025 22:30

Well here's a story I wasn't expecting to write when I got up this morning: Zenless Zone Zero's notorious jiggle physics have struck again, only not like that. Eagle-eyed fans have discovered that, following the gacha game's latest update, its ambient cats…

What we've been playing - Hell and unrelated lumberjack fantasies

Published: March 15, 2025 08:00

Hello and welcome back to our regular feature where we write a little bit about some of the games we've been playing. This week, Bertie realises he has a soft spot for Hell-based games, as he dives into Doom Eternal while also still paddling around in…

God of War celebrating 20th anniversary with a free Ragnarök update and some classic Kratos skins

Published: March 14, 2025 20:09

God of War's Kratos has had a busy life: he's birthed a teenager, slain the gods, and grown the kind of luscious beard that would make a lumberjack fume - all that and he's only 20 years old! And to celebrate Kratos and the God of War series' big two-oh,…

Intel Arc B570 review: a budget GPU that's too good to be true?

Published: March 14, 2025 16:17

Intel's Arc B580 graphics card impressed us a few months back, thanks to genuinely decent performance with plenty of VRAM at a mainstream price, but we never got around to reviewing the even cheaper B570 model - until now. That might not be such a bad…

Fragpunk could be brilliant, if it wasn't so obsessed with being a hyper-rewarding slot machine

Published: March 14, 2025 11:00

In a lot of ways, Fragpunk is much better than I expected it to be. One round the other day began with a wave of frantic team chat screams - standard, for a competitive shooter in the CS:GO mould - only this time the usual storm of verbal friendly fire…

Kingdom Come: Deliverance 2 gets mod support, a barber shop, and "over a thousand" fixes and improvements

Published: March 13, 2025 20:00

Following a hugely successful launch that saw over 1m people snapping up Kingdom Come: Deliverance 2 in just 24 hours, developer Warhorse Studios continues to plug away at its post-release roadmap. And that brings us to today, and the release of the…

Warhammer 40K: Space Marine 3 is already in the works and it's promising an "even more immersive experience"

Published: March 13, 2025 17:35

It's only been six months since Warhammer 40K: Space Marine 2's well-received arrival, but developer Saber Interactive would already like you to know it's working on a sequel. Yup, Space Marine 3 is officially announced, but that's pretty much all we know…

After years of complaints from rural players, Pokémon Go adds a new challenge that city-dwellers may now struggle with

Published: March 13, 2025 11:20

It's a fact: Pokémon Go is much easier to play in a city or large town. There are more gyms and PokéStop locations to interact with, more Pokémon that spawn, more fellow players to battle alongside. Read more

The Sims-like Inzoi shares full PC hardware requirements, and a look at how different settings compare

Published: March 12, 2025 21:38

There's a lot of buzz around Inzoi, the upcoming Sims-like from developer Krafton - partly because it's a promising new contender in a genre that's so far been dominated by a single series, and partly because it's a bit of a looker. And if you were…

Star Fox veteran's new on-rails shooter and everything else announced in the Humble Games Showcase

Published: March 12, 2025 19:32

If you're Star Fox fan then the latest Humble Games Showcase might just be for you, with its tease of a brand-new airborne on-rails shooter from Star Fox veteran Giles Goddard. But there's more where that came from, including weather-controlling corgis and…

Here's your lineup of PS Plus Premium and Extra games for March

Published: March 12, 2025 16:08

With March now at the mid-way point, Sony has revealed the latest titles joining its PlayStation Plus game catalogue for Premium and Extra subscribers - with the highlight undoubtedly being Ubisoft's superb Price of Persia: The Lost Crown. Read more

Why aren't there romances in Avowed? Obsidian explains

Published: March 12, 2025 14:14

Romance has become increasingly common in role-playing games in recent years, having had central roles in Baldur's Gate 3, Dragon Age: The Veilguard, and Cyberpunk 2077, to name a recent few. But it was conspicuously absent from Obsidian's latest RPG,…

From serious Skyrim to cheerful fantasy: Obsidian on the evolution of Avowed and grappling with the "expectations that come from your own history"

Published: March 12, 2025 14:14

What a difference a few weeks make. It wasn't that long ago that question marks were still hanging over Obsidian's coral-coloured role-playing game Avowed. Promotional trailers had left people unconvinced, showing an adventure that looked old-fashioned and…

SAG-AFTRA actors' strike set to continue, as union warns of "alarming loopholes" for "AI abuse" in latest proposal

Published: March 12, 2025 10:04

The SAG-AFTRA actors' strike is set to continue, as the union behind the walkout warned of "alarming loopholes" allowing for "AI abuse" in the latest proposal to end the industrial action, suggesting a deal is still far from close. Read more

Expelled! An Overboard Game review

Published: March 12, 2025 04:00

The arrival of a new Inkle game is always cause for celebration in my books, but I'll admit I was somewhat surprised when Expelled received 'An Overboard Game' as an addendum. Previously known as Miss Mulligatawny's School for Promising Girls, the name…

GTA publisher sues "lawless enterprise" selling modified accounts and currency obtained through hacking

Published: March 12, 2025 00:24

Grand Theft Auto and Borderlands publisher Take-Two Interactive is suing PlayerAuctions - an online marketplace already targeted in a complaint by Roblox - accusing it of selling "heavily modified" player accounts, items, and virtual currency obtained…

Ori, No Rest for the Wicked studio goes 'fully independent' in aftermath of Private Division closure

Published: March 11, 2025 18:07

Moon Studios - the developer behind the acclaimed Ori series - has announced it's now 'fully independent', having secured the publishing rights to its latest game, No Rest for the Wicked, from Grand Theft Auto and Borderlands publisher Take-Two…

AMD Ryzen 9 9950X3D review: 16 cores plus top-tier gaming performance

Published: March 11, 2025 14:13

The story of the AMD Ryzen 9 9950X3D is refreshingly straightforward: it is as fast as the excellent Ryzen 7 9800X3D in games, more or less, but has double the cores, so it's significantly better in content creation scenarios like 3D modelling or video…

Sony is experimenting with AI-powered PlayStation characters, ironically chooses Horizon's Aloy to demonstrate

Published: March 11, 2025 12:45

A new leak has revealed PlayStation maker Sony is working on AI-driven characters, including Aloy from the Horizon series, which seems like a somewhat ironic choice given she is a character growing up in a post-apocalyptic world overrun by rogue…

Wanderstop review

Published: March 11, 2025 11:18

If you weren't already worried about game developers - and, heck, you really should be by now - the growing emergence of games explicitly about burnout is certainly a good reason to start. Wanderstop, in a similar vein to last summer's Dungeons of…