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BREAKING: Trump Tried to Punish Canada With Belarus Potash. Belarus Says It Doesn't Have Any.

https://deanblundell.substack.com/p/breaking-trump-tried-to-punish-canada

Published: September 21, 2026 17:09

He announced a massive deal to spite Canada. Hours later, Lukashenko said every tonne is already sold as Trump hit’s historic polling low of 29% approval. LOLZ.

SATURDAY SCOREBOARD: Canada Left, Europe Cheered, And Trump Lost In Every Way Imaginable In The Worst Week Of His Life

https://deanblundell.substack.com/p/saturday-scoreboard-canada-left-europe

Published: September 19, 2026 11:20

The MAGA/Trump Death Rattle Is Getting Loud. Welcome to the 10 biggest stories of the week, as decided by you. They all point to one thing. Armageddon in MAGAVILLE.

DEAN’S LIVE - With Danish Intel Officer Jacob Kaarsbo: Why Russia Is Already Attacking Europe, The Coalition Of Consequence, And Canada Joins The EU

https://deanblundell.substack.com/p/deans-live-with-danish-intel-officer

Published: September 18, 2026 18:38

A Danish helicopter shot at, Dutch trains stopped, drones over Lithuania, Macron promising a response. And then Canada walked into Europe.

BREAKING: Russia Is Going to Hit NATO. Poland’s Prime Minister Just Said It Out Loud and Nobody’s Listening.

https://deanblundell.substack.com/p/breaking-russia-is-going-to-hit-nato

Published: September 18, 2026 13:29

Tusk gave it months. Macron raised the alarm in a bunker. Fico sold out Article 5 on Facebook. You are not being told how bad this is.

Trump Wants JFK's Memorial Demolished Because It Proved Nobody in America Will Buy a Ticket to Anything With His Name on It

https://deanblundell.substack.com/p/trump-wants-jfks-memorial-demolished

Published: September 18, 2026 12:23

A judge said his name can't go on it, so Trump wants the Kennedy Center ripped down before anyone asks him where the $256 Million went.

MAGA Is Losing The Senate And The House, But America Doesn't Get Its Allies Back Until Every Crook, Coward And Crypto Dollar Is Dragged Into Court.

https://deanblundell.substack.com/p/maga-is-losing-the-senate-and-the

Published: September 17, 2026 23:33

The jet, the gold, the crypto billions, the dead men in the water. Every one of them answers for it or America stays a pariah.

IRAN: “We’re Closing The Strait Of Hormuz Until Trump And Netanyahu Are Removed From Power.”

https://deanblundell.substack.com/p/iran-were-closing-the-strait-of-hormuz

Published: September 17, 2026 17:18

Iran owns the Strait of Hormuz. The Houthi’s own the rest of the shipping lanes the US get’s it’s oil from. Trump and Netanyahu are heading for historic losses. LFG.

It's Over, America: Canada Accepts EU Invite And Mark Carney Just Torched Trump in Front of All of Europe and Canada Is Never Coming Back

https://deanblundell.substack.com/p/its-over-america-canada-accepts-eu

Published: September 17, 2026 13:36

Carney accepted the EU’s Invitation as Europe gives Mark Carney a standing ovation. Canada's old life with America is dead for good. Here’s why.

Alex Ovechkin Just Told You Exactly Who He Is. A Supporter Of The Russian Genocide, Rape, And Torture of The Ukrainian People.

https://deanblundell.substack.com/p/alex-ovechkin-just-told-you-exactly

Published: September 16, 2026 15:52

20,000 stolen children. Torture as state policy. Rape as a weapon. Ovechkin looked at all of it and picked Putin appearing a pro Putin political ad that is rocking the hockey world.

BREAKING: The EU Just Made Canada Its First Associate Member. Trump Just Lost Canada, 214k Jobs And A Trillion Dollars.

https://deanblundell.substack.com/p/breaking-the-eu-just-made-canada

Published: September 16, 2026 13:43

Canada is the EU's first associate member as of this morning. 4 million barrels a day, 86% of America's potash, half its aluminum and a trillion dollars in GDP say Trump picked the wrong fight.

BREAKING: A Republican Just Filed War Crimes Charges Against Trump’s Secretary of War. On the Same Day the FBI Director Had to Explain the Bestiality Thing.

https://deanblundell.substack.com/p/breaking-a-republican-just-filed

Published: September 15, 2026 18:11

Thomas Massie’s 34 pages are not a stunt. They’re a prosecution file with the dates already filled in while Kash Patel told the Senate why “victims of bestiality” should be FBI agents.

This Is What Desperation Looks Like: Vance's Fake Fraud Crusade, the $6 Billion Shakedown Behind It, and the Regime That Knows It's Going to Lose

https://deanblundell.substack.com/p/this-is-what-desperation-looks-like

Published: September 15, 2026 14:10

They know what's coming. They know Better America is going to hound every one of them for the rest of their lives. This is what the flailing looks like.

Elon Musk Is Spending $100 Million To Turn The Midterms Into A Hate Election. Here's The Math That Proves He's Lying.

https://deanblundell.substack.com/p/elon-musk-is-spending-100-million

Published: September 15, 2026 12:28

Trans people are 1% of the country and 0.002% of college athletes. Musk is spending nine figures pretending they're a national emergency, because he hates his daughter, so he’s targeting them all.