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#1440: “Microaggressive grenades are blowing up my friend group. Are there scripts to save us?”
https://captainawkward.com/2024/09/05/1440-microaggressive-grenades-are-blowing-up-my-friend-group-are-there-scripts-to-save-us/
Published: September 6, 2024 02:04
Blessings and apologies to The Peacemakers, but I do not have a set of scripts you can use to get your friends to change their entire personalities.
#1439: “I’ve observed some problems in my neighbors’ marriage. Should I sit them down over a cup of tea and share my insights?”
https://captainawkward.com/2024/08/27/1439-ive-observed-some-problems-in-my-neighbors-marriage-should-i-sit-them-down-over-a-cup-of-tea-and-share-my-insights/
Published: August 27, 2024 14:22
Unreliable narrators are my kryptonite, and I'm only human.
It Came From The Search Terms: Summer In The City
https://captainawkward.com/2024/08/15/it-came-from-the-search-terms-summer-in-the-city/
Published: August 15, 2024 16:36
Search terms! Divorce haircuts, flirtation, awkward questions, how to let people down without trying to make it easy, and the single life.
#1438: “My friend keeps making digs at me about my work-life balance.”
https://captainawkward.com/2024/08/08/1438-my-friend-keeps-making-digs-at-me-about-my-work-life-balance/
Published: August 8, 2024 22:14
Life is too short for frenemies who put you down to make themselves feel important.
#1437: “I’m afraid of losing myself if I focus too much on my relationship.”
https://captainawkward.com/2024/07/19/1437-im-afraid-of-losing-myself-if-i-focus-too-much-on-my-relationship/
Published: July 19, 2024 21:26
This is a love story like Fleabag was a love story.
July London meetup
https://captainawkward.com/2024/07/16/july-london-meetup-6/
Published: July 16, 2024 12:33
Announcement: the audience for these has changed, so I’m going to do them once every three or four months instead of monthly. So please come to this July one if you’re interested, there won’t be another until probably October. 27th July, 1pm, Royal…
#1436: “Why Do Abusers Take Your Stuff?”
https://captainawkward.com/2024/07/15/1436-why-do-abusers-take-your-stuff/
Published: July 15, 2024 21:15
Abusers are so boringly alike. #ThisFuckingGuy rides again.
#1435: Friendship After Work
https://captainawkward.com/2024/07/01/1435-friendship-after-work/
Published: July 1, 2024 19:44
The art of making friends will come in handy again and again in this life.
#1434: Balancing wanderlust, reality, and resentment.
https://captainawkward.com/2024/06/19/1434-balancing-wanderlust-reality-and-resentment/
Published: June 19, 2024 18:29
Good problems are still problems.
#1433: “My husband says he regrets marrying me because of how much my physical activity levels have dropped — where do we go from here?”
https://captainawkward.com/2024/06/06/1433-my-husband-says-he-regrets-marrying-me-because-of-how-much-my-physical-activity-levels-have-dropped-where-do-we-go-from-here/
Published: June 6, 2024 19:53
#ThisFuckingGuy rides again. Content note for body policing and mentions of BMI and specific weights, which I would normally redact with prejudice but I am leaving in this time because they are evidence of what an absolute non-issue this guy is escalating…