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This is a newsletter by Ingrid Burrington. Every Sunday, you get a collection of the best sentences I've come across all week. That's pretty much the whole idea. Pay what you want, if you can—this newsletter is not exactly part of my work hustle, but the distraction of financial anxiety does often contribute to my own sentences being merely pretty good rather than perfect.
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Perfect Sentences, 125
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Published: May 18, 2025 15:40
The Cheesecake Factory: A bacchanalian multiverse where the splendor of Rome meets the appetite of America.
TikTok by Jonathan Kite
Kite's main bit on TikTok is the most spot-on Anthony Bourdain impression you'll ever see, and he never disappoints.
Lots of…
Perfect Sentences, 124
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Published: May 11, 2025 15:30
This struggle is sweeter than a life without dignity.
Mahmoud Khalil in a letter to his son, published in The Guardian
I was destined to become the eternal museum viewer.
a PIHKAL trip report on 2C-E
Submitted by Wesley.
The boxes only remind them, on…
Perfect Sentences, 123
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Published: May 4, 2025 16:48
A bad week of reading for me (sick, then preoccupied with dogsitting a very active pup) but a very good week of submissions. Thanks, submitters.
"Irrespective of their age, they were able to get a lot of ants," he told Reuters.
“Four people, including two…
Perfect Sentences, 122
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Published: April 27, 2025 13:59
As a belated Indie Bookstore Day gesture, book links in this newsletter are to my neighborhood store.
THE GARDEN IS AN OASIS FROM THE MALICE OF OUR TIME.
A note left on the fence of a neighborhood community garden
Actually seen last week but I forgot to…
Perfect Sentences, 121
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Published: April 20, 2025 14:07
It says that the only way to enjoy art is in knowing that it is hurting somebody.
“A.I.: The New Aesthetics of Fascism”, Gareth Watkins for New Socialist
Submitted by Moon.
Theirs is the construction site of hell.
Pope Francis’ Good Friday meditations
…
Perfect Sentences, 120
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Published: April 13, 2025 14:08
Haggis pakora has been described as a "highly improbable Indo-Caledonian alliance making use of the Scots' most potent culinary weapons: sheep pluck (heart, liver and lungs) and deep-fat frying."
Wikipedia entry for haggis pakora
Submitted by Chris.
For a…
Perfect Sentences, 119
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Published: April 6, 2025 15:49
I haven’t been sure how much to disclose in this newsletter, but: the not-so-great but maybe-manageable news I got in mid-March spiraled into essentially a torching of my relationship with my PhD advisor in the last couple of weeks. It’s been sad, because…
Perfect Sentences, 118
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Published: March 30, 2025 15:19
You will, I hope, forgive me my instruments.
“What Will You Do?”, Kaveh Akbar for The Nation
The sofa bed was designed for someone different from me—not just smaller but also, it seemed to me, with a different personality.
The Idiot, Elif Batuman
Submitted…
Perfect Sentences, 117
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Published: March 23, 2025 12:23
Respectfully, theory does not come easy to me as a grimy materialist nestled in my pit of archives and filth.
Me, being kind of a brat in a dissertation draft
With half-hearted apologies to my dissertation committee, I am fundamentally just a dumb goblin…
Perfect Sentences, 116
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Published: March 16, 2025 13:47
Over the course of the last week I got some fairly high-stress news that isn’t exactly terrible, but does introduce some new chaos into my work life and finances. The news is partially related to the ravages of New American Authoritarianism (need to think…