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Posts: 11
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https://bsky.app/profile/ygrene.bsky.social/post/3l3kvcqsrps2o
Published: September 7, 2024 12:39
in the past 12 months, i turned 50 and entered my 5th year of chemo/fighting stage 4 colon cancer and yesterday i had my annual physical and i am extremely proud to report that i gained 8 pounds of muscle in the last year *longest Godzilla roar ever*
https://bsky.app/profile/ygrene.bsky.social/post/3l3jcqcfgsd2o
Published: September 6, 2024 21:34
i have been watching a lot of horror movies lately, here are the last three: 1. Shadow In The Cloud 2. The Deliverance 3. The Watchers what are your favorite horror movies/recommendations?
https://bsky.app/profile/ygrene.bsky.social/post/3l3jbmlsxvn2m
Published: September 6, 2024 21:14
[absolutely not needing a tent] me: (sees an ad for tents) my god do i need a tent
https://bsky.app/profile/ygrene.bsky.social/post/3l3j4omp2uv2i
Published: September 6, 2024 19:46
[being mauled by a bear] bear: *mauling me* me: i beg your pardon but is your last name berenstain
https://bsky.app/profile/ygrene.bsky.social/post/3l3gt77klhn2l
Published: September 5, 2024 21:51
if there are any shadowy Russian agencies out there that are paying me large amounts of cash, please knock it off
https://bsky.app/profile/ygrene.bsky.social/post/3l3gs3vvdxc2o
Published: September 5, 2024 21:31
everyone died because they were too busy laughing at me when i said “apoppaclips” instead of listening to me and running from the approaching apoppaclips
https://bsky.app/profile/ygrene.bsky.social/post/3l3bxl6alj524
Published: September 3, 2024 23:26
the most unrealistic thing about Star Wars movies imo is that at no point did they ever leave the house for an adventure only to realize that one of the droids is at like 13% battery level
https://bsky.app/profile/ygrene.bsky.social/post/3l3bvctoyyd27
Published: September 3, 2024 22:45
putting away my late summer jean jacket and getting out my early fall jean jacket
https://bsky.app/profile/ygrene.bsky.social/post/3l372c6crxx25
Published: September 2, 2024 19:36
my favorite thing about living with a chronic illness is when people who have no experience with chronic illnesses “offer some advice” on how to manage my chronic illness ha ha sure yes ok “i will look into that right away”
https://bsky.app/profile/ygrene.bsky.social/post/3l34joxzg6y24
Published: September 1, 2024 19:34
dog being super judgy about one of their dog friend's skin care routine "omg i bet he doesn't even roll around in the yard"
https://bsky.app/profile/ygrene.bsky.social/post/3l3257wlftr2z
Published: August 31, 2024 20:46
was just playing yahtzee and wrote the worst zero of my life. got it out of the way and moving on but my god was it bad- one of the dogs barked at it