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New York Times bestselling author and audiobook narrator.
Retired Starfleet officer.
Husband, father, Traveler.
Nazi punks fuck off.
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Published: May 2, 2025 16:27
It is unreal that this pathetic little Nazi fuck can do anything more consequential than overheat a Hot Pocket while he yells at his mom to do his laundry.
Never forget and never forgive the people who allowed this to happen.
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Published: May 2, 2025 15:43
OMG Jeffrey Dahmer Vance is now doing "sir" stories. HAHAHAHA what a dork.
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Published: May 1, 2025 22:50
It's taken me *checks notes* three times to feel like I'm over-promoting my podcast, driving away followers, doing it all wrong, and generally sucking at life.
So, according to people I trust, and asked for advice, I have a long way to go before I'm…
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Published: May 1, 2025 19:25
It's me, hi, I'm self-promoting, it's me.
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Published: May 1, 2025 16:04
I noticed yesterday that there are accounts I follow here, which I just miss because of the Timeline view (no complaints).
So, I'm trying something new with this week's Storytime, and I'm going to promote the everlivingshit out of it until even I am…
https://bsky.app/profile/wilwheaton.net/post/3lo4nvqj3hs25
Published: May 1, 2025 15:48
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Published: May 1, 2025 02:08
For years -- YEARS -- I wake up on the first of May (yes, I grab a scone and a large house blend, OBVIOUSLY) and think FUCKINGMONKEYSHITDAMMIT I SHOULD HAVE POSTED THAT MEME YESTERDAY.!
Well, yesterday is today this year, and tomorrow...
https://bsky.app/profile/wilwheaton.net/post/3lo2y4yvydf2w
Published: April 30, 2025 23:45
Happy Wednesday, friends! I'm here to remind you that there's a new episode of It's Storytime with Wil Wheaton, waiting for you wherever you get your podcasts.…
https://bsky.app/profile/wilwheaton.net/post/3lnz5hfu4o22k
Published: April 30, 2025 06:16
I have never seen a team fail to show up for a game in the playoffs the way the #LAKings did tonight. I can't believe this is the same team I watched a week ago.
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Published: April 29, 2025 16:21
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Published: April 29, 2025 03:08
I misread my calendar, and this week's It's Storytime with Wil Wheaton is not the final episode! And it is not the episode I teased in the blog post I sent out to the equivalent of a sold-out hockey arena in 1997! Yay? Yay!…
https://bsky.app/profile/wilwheaton.net/post/3lnwag4clf22w
Published: April 29, 2025 02:31
Oh, Canada!
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Published: April 28, 2025 23:57
Ohhhhh look! This is such a lovely picture from the Festival of Books this weekend!
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Published: April 28, 2025 23:46
I remember when I thought that making the thing was the hard part; turns out that just letting people know the thing exists is so much harder than I remembered or anticipated.
https://wilwheaton.net/2025/04/see-into-the-trees/
https://bsky.app/profile/wilwheaton.net/post/3lnvx3nqh4c26
Published: April 28, 2025 23:44
Don't worry, House Democrats. I'm sure the Leopards you just unleashed won't eat YOUR face. 🙄
https://bsky.app/profile/wilwheaton.net/post/3lnvf2k3gas2f
Published: April 28, 2025 18:21
Indie creators: I am asking for your advice.
Feedback and critical reception for It's Storytime has been real close to 10/10, but the audience, while slowly growing, is smaller than I expected.
How are you promoting your work, and ensuring its potential…
https://bsky.app/profile/wilwheaton.net/post/3lnveh2pp4224
Published: April 28, 2025 18:10
Is it Hot Take O'Clock already? Well, okay, if you insist.
Jalen Hurts has more integrity and courage than the entire Los Angeles Dodgers organization.
I'm Wil, and that's my Hot Take. Please subscribe for more Hot Takes!
https://bsky.app/profile/wilwheaton.net/post/3lntcp6wap22k
Published: April 27, 2025 22:34
I am so grateful whenever someone shares It's Storytime with new listeners. I thought the hard part was making the episodes, but that was trivially easy, compared to how much work and effort it takes to ensure people who will love the podcast find out it…
https://bsky.app/profile/wilwheaton.net/post/3lnoffj4slk2u
Published: April 25, 2025 23:39
I wake up tired.
I am tired all day.
I get into bed.
I am wide the fuck awake for hours while I try to fall asleep.
I wake up tired.