RSS Parrot

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Published: June 5, 2026 16:22

"I'm absolutely certain that the guy who has lied about so much to this point holds sincere, genuine progressive beliefs despite all of the red flags of right-wing ideology, and he will definitely vote the right way once he's in the Senate."

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Published: June 5, 2026 15:53

This comic has been on our fridge for decades. I have no idea where it came from, but I still giggle whenever I see it.

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Published: June 4, 2026 21:35

% who say [they personally have felt the effects of gravity | they haven't felt the effects of gravity | there is no gravity ] [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: June 4, 2026 21:14

Oh wow what a shock that the former mercenary with the Nazi tattoo who uses "gay" and the r-word as insults is also violently abusive to women. If only there had been some warning signs. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: June 4, 2026 21:09

Open Bluesky to see several post obliquely mentioning a new Platner scandal. Decide to scroll verrrrrry slowly, wondering how far I can make it before seeing the actual story, like tuning the handle on a Jack-in-the-box, not wanting to experience the loud,…

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Published: June 4, 2026 02:31

It's officially summer break. If anyone needs me, I'll be playing Disco Elysium until I fall asleep, which will either be within an hour or about 3AM.

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Published: June 2, 2026 23:49

I know I've used this analogy before, but I think it's completely appropriate and accurate: Imagine a member of Congress saying "Left-handedness has no place in America." Imagine how ridiculous that would sound. And yet he can say this about an innate…

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Published: June 2, 2026 22:10

A Republican member of Congress tweeted today that homosexuality has no place in America. In related news, my Republican family all wonder why I don't talk to any of them anymore.

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Published: June 1, 2026 19:29

Used to be I only got kids trying to bargain for a better grade if they had a B+. Now I get it from kids who got an A-. Kiddo, you did great. You'll be fine. Go on with your life and understand this won't affect it at all.

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Published: June 1, 2026 16:23

Why have I still never seen a single piece in the NYT profiling progressive Dem voters? Don't answer. I know why. It's just infuriating that every week we get a profile of a small segment of voters and it's always the same voters.

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Published: June 1, 2026 16:16

Students entering class today: "There was a curve on the final?" "Uh oh." "Not looking good for us, guys." "Wait, no a curve is good right?" "What? There was a curve?" "Yeah. See? On the board it says there's a curve." "I don't understand the curve." "A…

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Published: May 31, 2026 03:01

If the Ramones knew dumb ends in a B, then trust me everyone knows dumb ends in a B. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: May 30, 2026 20:37

Or maybe *THIS* is just a rationalization to cover up the fact that I'm still sad about that birthday, and I'm just trying make it look like I was subtweeting something else in the news. Or maybe it's Schrodinger's birthday party and I'm playing…

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Published: May 30, 2026 20:31

THIS IS A JOKE. It's a reference to a certain someone's sad rationalization about why everyone is refusing to perform at his "celebration." I had friends and they liked me and came to my birthday and gave me presents and you don't have to worry I'm just…

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Published: May 30, 2026 20:00

Thinking back to when my mom told me that all my friends had just "got the yips" about coming to my birthday party.

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Published: May 30, 2026 19:40

Oh boy more Platner news. You gotta love it when the candidate's own wife is doing the oppo research. Brilliant work, everyone. How's that "he's the most electable one in the race" thing working out for you?

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Published: May 30, 2026 19:26

Grades are posted! School year is officially done, other than handing back the finals and drying up the tears on Monday. If anyone needs me, I'll be suspiciously, even confrontationally unavailable.

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Published: May 29, 2026 14:57

Puppet show and puppet show and puppet show and puppet show and puppet show and puppet show and Vanilla Ice [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: May 28, 2026 16:49

Proctoring my final exam. Two hours experiencing the almost impossibly contradictory emotions of both intense anxiety and extreme boredom.

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Published: May 28, 2026 16:46

That's a shame, because I want journalism that's accurate, anti-fascist, and impossible to corrupt. [contains quote post or other embedded content]