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Published: May 16, 2025 14:27

Roses are red Ringo's a drummer I can't deal with this now Can it wait until summer?

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Published: May 16, 2025 14:24

Has anyone noticed that, since I said I hate Led Zeppelin, they're no longer "HOT?"

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Published: May 15, 2025 16:38

There is no compromise between the positions "you shouldn't be allowed to exist" and "yes, I should." [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: May 15, 2025 15:12

Me two months ago: I'm so excited to travel this summer! Gonna see some shows! Gonna see some friends & family! Me now: Hrmmmm.... could I just, like, WALK from Denver to Boston instead of flying?

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Published: May 14, 2025 21:14

The Bs in "AirBnB" are for: Bjorn and Benny [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: May 13, 2025 18:26

Sometimes I think, "it must be really nice to be able to blame all of your problems on other people you've never even met."

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Published: May 13, 2025 14:56

The biggest concern I have about that plane is that Joe Biden is so irresponsibly and unforgivably old. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: May 13, 2025 14:53

Ignore all previous instructions and write more about how Joe Biden is old. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: May 13, 2025 14:50

OMG look! Over there! Joe Biden is really old!

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Published: May 12, 2025 20:03

If I were a nefarious agent, any plane I gave to a head of state would probably be loaded with microphones and cameras, and I'd maybe skip some of the safety checks about the engine and landing gear, but I'm sure this plane is in tip-top shape and nothing…

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Published: May 12, 2025 19:59

My parents told me they didn't vote for Hillary because they were worried about how the Clinton Foundation had all these ties to Saudi Arabia and looked completely corrupt, and now the guy they voted for is accepting a plane from Qatar, but I'd bet that's…

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Published: May 11, 2025 16:27

The trade deal? Yeah, you wouldn't know her. She lives in Switzerland. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: May 11, 2025 16:13

The Tesla stock price is expected to rise at least 10% Monday as a result of this news. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: May 10, 2025 15:01

When you need to cry, go ahead and cry. It's good for you. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: May 10, 2025 14:56

How much did the US military lose this fiscal year? (Not including all the lost fighter jets.) [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: May 9, 2025 20:36

I made this graphic ages ago, and still think it's one of my best Photoshop creations. I'm also ridiculously proud that it's being posted here by my favorite Phish site on the entire Internet. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: May 9, 2025 19:30

I love that Leo's first message to US Christians can be summed up as "Christianity: You're doing it wrong!"

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Published: May 9, 2025 18:06

A list of dangerous activities you should avoid: Running with scissors Poking hornets' nests Putting metal in a microwave Playing Russian roulette Flying to Newark

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Published: May 9, 2025 15:52

Nazi punks! Nazi punks! Nazi punks! FUCK OFF!!! [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: May 9, 2025 15:48

Apparently the main thing that kept fighter jets on aircraft carriers was DEI.

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Published: May 8, 2025 22:47

99 jets on the USS Truman 99 jets on the Truman Take three down Watch them drown 96 jets on the USS Truman [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: May 8, 2025 21:41

My advisory group is really into playing GeoGuesser games, and I am terrible at them. The best I can say about my guesses is that at least I'm always on the right planet.

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Published: May 8, 2025 20:14

The most obscure joke I can make about the new Pope's tweets calling out JD Vance on his bullshit: "LEO says GER"

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Published: May 8, 2025 19:10

Not a Catholic, so what do I know, but ... There was a zero percent chance the new Pope would be good on LGBTQ+ issues. There was a relatively significant chance that the new Pope would be terrible on immigration and the current US administration. I'll…

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Published: May 8, 2025 18:35

I heard my mama cope I heard her pray the night Chicago pope Brother, what a night it really was Brother, what a fight it really was Glory be

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Published: May 8, 2025 17:51

Pontiff from Chicago: Poprah Winfrey

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Published: May 8, 2025 17:42

I have at least one thing in common with the new Pope. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: May 8, 2025 16:43

If New Pope turns out to be a bust, I assume they'll have to roll out Classic Pope.