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Published: September 7, 2024 21:41

There should be a word for the complete inability to find the Sharpie you used not five minutes ago where the hell is it it was right here I swear to god

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Published: September 7, 2024 19:39

Writers get to take weekends and sick days and have errands to run and shit too! We are not exempt from life happening because of our profession. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: September 7, 2024 17:58

Words to live by. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: September 7, 2024 00:23

Dick Cheney? Really? My 2024 Bingo card has grown legs and is trying to eat one of the cats.

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Published: September 6, 2024 18:41

Hey, now I know Bluesky’s arrived—the giftcard spam has begun!

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Published: September 6, 2024 01:32

Hey, SORCERESS COMES TO CALL is…BACK on the USA Today bestseller list? Somehow? Took a week off and then returned? Gotta say, I did not see THAT coming!

https://bsky.app/profile/tkingfisher.com/post/3l3gopgqfhe2a

Published: September 5, 2024 20:30

The horrible copyedits went back to the editor saying I couldn’t deal, and they fixed them. Mostly. Except I just discovered that the copyeditor DECAPITALIZED the pronouns of every single god in the fourth book. So if it was “The Rat fired His copyeditor,”…

https://bsky.app/profile/tkingfisher.com/post/3l3f5ehbuus23

Published: September 5, 2024 05:47

The dog has just produced a smell so unprecedentedly foul that I’m a little surprised no time travelers showed up to document it.

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Published: September 4, 2024 22:40

The next time somebody says “Life isn’t fair!” you can “Yes, and…” them HARD. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

https://bsky.app/profile/tkingfisher.com/post/3l3dutk2pjl2p

Published: September 4, 2024 17:42

It occurs to me that buying a house in the subprime mortgage era may not have prepared me for the hell of getting a mortgage in 2024.

https://bsky.app/profile/tkingfisher.com/post/3l3az5tacns2i

Published: September 3, 2024 14:21

At the endocrinologist for Yet Another Followup and an elderly gent just spent ten minutes telling me about being a Navy diver. He assures me that he is very healthy—it’s just Parkinson’s!—but apparently they don’t let you dive with that.

https://bsky.app/profile/tkingfisher.com/post/3l36wdcyig62f

Published: September 2, 2024 18:25

Incidentally, if people just want permission to spend a month writing the first draft of a book… *clears throat* I, Real Published Author With Awards And Shit, hereby give whoever needs it permission to take a month and write like the devil if they want…

https://bsky.app/profile/tkingfisher.com/post/3l36ul6exu22p

Published: September 2, 2024 17:54

What gets me is that this seems to argue that there’s some baseline middle-class person for whom writing a book is easy and straightforward, ergo AI writing programs are accommodation for everyone else. And ok, I will grant you writing is an indoor job…

https://bsky.app/profile/tkingfisher.com/post/3l36tfngs4k2l

Published: September 2, 2024 17:33

*facepalm* DO THEY NOT UNDERSTAND OVERDRAFTS?! [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: September 1, 2024 23:56

Will someone please inform Sergei that he is an obligate carnivore and does not need cheese straws?!

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Published: September 1, 2024 18:32

Note to self: Do not expect Bluesky to talk you out of your insane decor desires. [contains quote post or other embedded content]