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Posts: 27

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Published: October 4, 2024 19:44

Kevin and I are compatible in almost every single way. Except one. Moving. KEVIN: Oh wow! I wondered where that went to! I’m so glad I found it again! ME: STUFF FUCKING STUFF TOO MUCH STUFF GONNA RUN AWAY AND BECOME A MINIMALIST

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Published: October 2, 2024 18:42

Orphans are one of the always-evil races. Look, we went to a town where everyone was happy and smiling and the big orphanage was full of clean, well-behaved children and there were NO ANIMALS ANYWHERE. And the Paladin just went “Nope, we are burning this…

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Published: October 1, 2024 16:08

ME: ZzzZzz… CALLER ID: [Bank] is calling! ME: *sits bolt upright* Yes? Yes?! MORTGAGE GUY: So I’m calling to let you know the second appraisal came in lower. Would you like to renegotiate with the seller? ME: I…just…want…to buy…a house.

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Published: September 30, 2024 19:18

Not so much bad, but still baffled that as we left KILL BILL 2, an angry woman with a young boy announced loudly “Well, now he’s gonna have nightmares!” You could have left earlier? Or not taken him to an R movie? Or reflected on the name “Quentin…

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Published: September 30, 2024 00:29

Okey-dokey, just saw a “you say Asheville is full of culture, and probably it is compared to Raleigh, but that just makes it the good Applebees” take and I’m logging off before I start punching walls.

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Published: September 27, 2024 22:18

ME: Why is my wrist stinging occasionally? Did I get a sliver? And why isn’t it going away when I use tape to pull anything out? FIVE MINUTES LATER TINY DO NOT TOUCH CATERPILLAR: *crawls into view on my sleeve*

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Published: September 27, 2024 22:14

Any of those people who think air conditioning is a bourgeois affectation that you should cut out if you actually care about climate change is welcome to visit my yard at this exact moment. It’s a mere 81 degrees! You’ll be fine! …mind you, the humidity…

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Published: September 27, 2024 18:46

One of the nice things about being into Magic the Gathering mostly virtually is that when HUGE! HOBBY! DRAMA! happens, I can watch it and both enjoy the drama AND understand what’s going on. (Some cards got banned. I have only ever played one of them, and…

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Published: September 26, 2024 20:37

ME: Hmm, maybe the rain will let up and I can pack a few more yard things this evening. THE INTERNET: Are you aware there’s a HURRICANE? ME: …huh. This whole house buying thing has me utterly divorced from the normal world, apparently. Has there been any…

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Published: September 24, 2024 21:01

I just started thinking about the in-jokes you don’t put on social media, which means my AI revenant is not going to supply the correct SpongeBob or Riddick line in the married call-and-response. And then I thought, maybe these tech bros don’t have…

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Published: September 24, 2024 20:53

ME: I have dealt with the mortgage people AGAIN. I have answered email. I have taken the dog to the vet. Now, at last, I shall get some writing done. MICROSOFT WORD: Applying automatic update… STRONG HYSTERICS [contains quote post or other embedded…

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Published: September 24, 2024 20:36

And the bank asks for another piece of paperwork, which I A) uploaded last Thursday and B) sent directly to the underwriter, also last Thursday. Kevin has also uploaded it, after highlighting all the relevant transaction details. I’m about to channel my…

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Published: September 23, 2024 22:35

Today I did pack triage for nearly three hours and achieved…*checks* Virtually nothing! Woo! I’m getting movers for the main bit but a lot of this is still at the “deciding what I actually want to keep” stage.

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Published: September 23, 2024 18:08

Did Friendship is Magic ever address what happens when a pony encounters a cheap knockoff? Do they go “Hello, new friend of a different species?” or “AAAAUGH UNCANNY VALLEY KILL IT WITH FIRE!!”