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https://bsky.app/profile/tkingfisher.com/post/3l3ltlrm6u22z
Published: September 7, 2024 21:41
There should be a word for the complete inability to find the Sharpie you used not five minutes ago where the hell is it it was right here I swear to god
https://bsky.app/profile/tkingfisher.com/post/3l3lms7yaea2i
Published: September 7, 2024 19:39
Writers get to take weekends and sick days and have errands to run and shit too! We are not exempt from life happening because of our profession.
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https://bsky.app/profile/tkingfisher.com/post/3l3lh4kdd4a2t
Published: September 7, 2024 17:58
Words to live by.
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https://bsky.app/profile/tkingfisher.com/post/3l3jm5unzhv2p
Published: September 7, 2024 00:23
Dick Cheney? Really?
My 2024 Bingo card has grown legs and is trying to eat one of the cats.
https://bsky.app/profile/tkingfisher.com/post/3l3iz2zbqok2o
Published: September 6, 2024 18:41
Hey, now I know Bluesky’s arrived—the giftcard spam has begun!
https://bsky.app/profile/tkingfisher.com/post/3l3h7lmvdeh2z
Published: September 6, 2024 01:32
Hey, SORCERESS COMES TO CALL is…BACK on the USA Today bestseller list? Somehow? Took a week off and then returned?
Gotta say, I did not see THAT coming!
https://bsky.app/profile/tkingfisher.com/post/3l3gopgqfhe2a
Published: September 5, 2024 20:30
The horrible copyedits went back to the editor saying I couldn’t deal, and they fixed them. Mostly. Except I just discovered that the copyeditor DECAPITALIZED the pronouns of every single god in the fourth book. So if it was “The Rat fired His copyeditor,”…
https://bsky.app/profile/tkingfisher.com/post/3l3f5ehbuus23
Published: September 5, 2024 05:47
The dog has just produced a smell so unprecedentedly foul that I’m a little surprised no time travelers showed up to document it.
https://bsky.app/profile/tkingfisher.com/post/3l3efj4mvsa2r
Published: September 4, 2024 22:40
The next time somebody says “Life isn’t fair!” you can “Yes, and…” them HARD.
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https://bsky.app/profile/tkingfisher.com/post/3l3dutk2pjl2p
Published: September 4, 2024 17:42
It occurs to me that buying a house in the subprime mortgage era may not have prepared me for the hell of getting a mortgage in 2024.
https://bsky.app/profile/tkingfisher.com/post/3l3az5tacns2i
Published: September 3, 2024 14:21
At the endocrinologist for Yet Another Followup and an elderly gent just spent ten minutes telling me about being a Navy diver. He assures me that he is very healthy—it’s just Parkinson’s!—but apparently they don’t let you dive with that.
https://bsky.app/profile/tkingfisher.com/post/3l36wdcyig62f
Published: September 2, 2024 18:25
Incidentally, if people just want permission to spend a month writing the first draft of a book…
*clears throat*
I, Real Published Author With Awards And Shit, hereby give whoever needs it permission to take a month and write like the devil if they want…
https://bsky.app/profile/tkingfisher.com/post/3l36ul6exu22p
Published: September 2, 2024 17:54
What gets me is that this seems to argue that there’s some baseline middle-class person for whom writing a book is easy and straightforward, ergo AI writing programs are accommodation for everyone else.
And ok, I will grant you writing is an indoor job…
https://bsky.app/profile/tkingfisher.com/post/3l36tfngs4k2l
Published: September 2, 2024 17:33
*facepalm* DO THEY NOT UNDERSTAND OVERDRAFTS?!
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https://bsky.app/profile/tkingfisher.com/post/3l34yclocpq2a
Published: September 1, 2024 23:56
Will someone please inform Sergei that he is an obligate carnivore and does not need cheese straws?!
https://bsky.app/profile/tkingfisher.com/post/3l34g7sz6k32b
Published: September 1, 2024 18:32
Note to self: Do not expect Bluesky to talk you out of your insane decor desires.
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