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https://bsky.app/profile/theonion.com/post/3l3l43sdxjf2n
Published: September 7, 2024 14:41
https://theonion.com/report-mom-sending-you-something-1819580213/
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Published: September 6, 2024 20:34
https://theonion.com/horrified-taylor-swift-realizes-football-happens-every-year/
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Published: September 6, 2024 16:47
https://theonion.com/jimmy-carter-awakens-to-learn-he-outlived-every-single-person-in-america/
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Published: September 6, 2024 14:52
https://theonion.com/new-antigravity-hover-shoes-protect-dogs-paws-from-anything-within-6-inches-of-ground/
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Published: September 5, 2024 20:57
https://theonion.com/rayguns-apology-to-breakdancing-community-sparks-outrage-from-apology-community/
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Published: September 5, 2024 19:11
https://theonion.com/dad-not-leaving-this-mini-golf-hole-until-son-shows-him-some-good-form/
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Published: September 5, 2024 18:13
https://theonion.com/joey-chestnut-eats-entire-cast-of-stranger-things-in-under-10-minutes/
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Published: September 5, 2024 14:06
https://theonion.com/switchblade-wielding-subway-rider-locked-in-standoff-with-penis-wielding-subway-rider/
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Published: September 4, 2024 20:31
https://theonion.com/no-way-to-prevent-this-says-only-nation-where-this-regularly-happens/
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Published: September 4, 2024 20:01
https://theonion.com/new-proposed-wealth-tax-would-target-americans-with-cir-1848188219/
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Published: September 4, 2024 17:54
https://theonion.com/cautious-study-finds-whatever-everyone-else-found/
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Published: September 4, 2024 15:31
In today's Onion Film Standard, our film critic discusses Vin Diesel blowing off his hundreds of requests to hang out in his 'The Fast and the Furious' retrospective. youtu.be/mx0S88VnlUM https://youtu.be/mx0S88VnlUM
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Published: September 4, 2024 15:10
https://theonion.com/controversial-ad-reveals-mr-clean-only-dates-black-women/
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Published: September 3, 2024 21:48
https://theonion.com/pulitzer-feeling-increasingly-out-of-place-in-washingto-1827488175/
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Published: September 3, 2024 16:53
https://theonion.com/sources-allege-tim-walzs-aw-shucks-persona-merely-facade-concealing-true-gee-whiz-tendencies/
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Published: September 3, 2024 14:53
https://theonion.com/linkedin-congratulates-man-on-5-years-at-dead-end-job-without-killing-himself/
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Published: September 1, 2024 17:25
https://theonion.com/god-fucking-damnit-live-in-maid-sorted-satins-and-cott-1838407180/
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Published: August 31, 2024 19:48
https://theonion.com/man-can-t-look-at-angel-flying-down-from-heaven-to-save-1839096586/
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Published: August 31, 2024 18:13
An Onion membership can fill almost any void, maybe even yours. And now we've generously extended the once-in-a-lifetime sale price through Labor Day. Head to membership.theonion.com.