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Published: October 22, 2024 09:54

The “Bluesky lacks antagonistic tension” argument is pining for Camelot and frankly embarrassing. There was no golden age of social media. We do [gestures vaguely] all this because we have messed up our dopamine receptors with the magic pocket calculator…

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Published: October 21, 2024 22:48

qr.link/pH4n9I So, I’m a subscriber to Two Lines Press, and this month’s subscription is a book by Johannes Anyuru and it came with a sticker that resembled a CDR and had a QR code at the center, which linked to this. I listened, and wow. This book sounds…

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Published: October 21, 2024 21:08

why do red-blue players treat each turn like it was a geological epoch instead of a turn in a turn-based game

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Published: October 20, 2024 17:29

Re: mocktails if I that’s something you’re into you should look up Madhur Jaffrey’s drink recipes in the vegetarian cookbook. The ginger-lemon one with club soda will have you praising the day of your birth

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Published: October 20, 2024 17:22

the amendment is seconded and the movement passed [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: October 20, 2024 17:11

probably my hottest take is that no one should be allowed to act in or direct a movie unless they’ve put in their time making silent films. this applies to all living actors and directors, no exceptions [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: October 20, 2024 16:50

public transit to the show tonight because a robust public transit system is a joy and a pleasure

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Published: October 20, 2024 16:28

honestly I’m so festive in this moment. reigning all-class festivity champion

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Published: October 20, 2024 15:42

lest there be any doubt, yes the album is as good as everybody says, don’t listen to grumps when they’re grumping including me. yet still sometimes we must grump, Candiria pushed barriers too and deserved more shine [contains quote post or other embedded…

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Published: October 20, 2024 15:36

me, a grump, listening to the universally-lauded “Absolute Elsewhere”: ok this is super good but it’s not like nobody combined these elements before, we don’t have to lose our minds me, a basic bitch, as soon as they break out the pinch harmonics: YES.…

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Published: October 20, 2024 13:48

We need this hierarchy chart stat [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: October 20, 2024 13:42

It’s that it’s fun here. fun isn’t worth it if you have to be in a state of constant vigilance about the most basic niceties of your environment, microtuning every aspect of it just to stem the tide of shit. Here? We, we ourselves are the tide and it’s a…

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Published: October 20, 2024 13:27

this is s-tier material and it’s an indictment of the culture that it doesn’t have 10,000,000,000 reskeets [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: October 20, 2024 13:14

yo whoever it was who posted that their child said John Tchicai was “not morning music” I dl’d the lunar quartet to check this and you have to tell the child you love them and will always protect them but on this question they are wrong

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Published: October 20, 2024 12:39

A true Rest in Power to the man who ran from President from prison instead of just constantly filing delay motions like some bitchmade fake ass nouveau riche Palmercore herb [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: October 20, 2024 12:34

That’s the thing I like about Donald Trump, he’s just like you and me — standing around listening to Journey while fixating on the memory of the time he saw Arnold Palmer’s penis

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Published: October 20, 2024 11:50

punks are slipping. by now Sound Pollution should have announced a 6-band comp single called ARNOLD PALMER 7”

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Published: October 20, 2024 00:47

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Published: October 20, 2024 00:43

As a former member of SEIU 660 I applaud my comrades for their stance here [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: October 19, 2024 19:48

Among many things that are funny about this, and there are so many, one is that Musk thinks his kids will think he’s cool because he’s Mr Tesla. This tells you he has no understanding of fatherhood at all. It doesn’t matter what you do. Kids think you are…

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Published: October 19, 2024 15:02

That one editorial where they floated a “something special is happening at trump rallies. They cheer while he just stands there swaying” was a treat [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: October 19, 2024 12:29

one worst thing to me is like I know people personally who have legit intellectual interest in AI (they're musicians, musicians are always curious about anything that introduces a new element to the process) and they get on a "well, they're some kinks to…

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Published: October 19, 2024 12:00

for context on that last one [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: October 19, 2024 11:59

James's story, of a large firm asserting ownership over something whose rights have in fact reverted to the artist, will be repeated again and again as AI fingerprinting will default to "the major label still owns it" instead of "this belongs the person…

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Published: October 19, 2024 11:55

this is really fantastic [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: October 18, 2024 14:12

been umm sorry HEARING THINGS about @hearingthingsco.bsky.social but hadn't looked at it til this morning and it's honestly great -- fresh writing, good stuff, has that "web before it went to shit" feel everybody inc. me pines for. esp. liked this…

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Published: October 18, 2024 13:27

Am I encouraging you to play this, share it, save it to your libraries, add it to your dreamy vibes playlist? Yes, explicitly, I am [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: October 18, 2024 13:23

The lead track from this promising young artist’s record releases today. I love it so much I’m completely smitten, I can fairly be accused of bias however. but see if the chorus hook doesn’t stick with you all day. ffm.to/bodiesofwater…

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Published: October 18, 2024 05:54

It’s the simplest concept and we can do it with regular or puffed or flamin hot. stop throwing money away and do it across our whole fuckin product line. do it yesterday. let this generation of frito lay workers be remembered, forever, by three words:…

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Published: October 18, 2024 05:42

This is honestly pretty wild. Everybody post bangers let’s just do it and be legends [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: October 18, 2024 05:15

Injury and pain stuff messin w/my self image lately but in fact?? the camera doesn’t lie I look truly fierce [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: October 17, 2024 20:18

there is literally no reason for any Harris ad to be anything other than Trump saying "January 6 was a day of love" on a loop between now and the election. win-win, he gives you the soundbite and you stop throwing important supporters under the bus

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Published: October 17, 2024 18:05

rumor has it that since the Vibing to Some Guns incident he’s only spoken a few syllables. You hate to see it [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: October 17, 2024 13:21

he is standing alone in the ballroom at Mar-a-Lago and swaying to some REO Speedwagon, who have issued a cease and desist. campaign scrambling to write a convincing narrative [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: October 17, 2024 12:36

portal newcomers guide is giving incredible return on investment in my mentions [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: October 17, 2024 12:33

right, and should say it [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: October 17, 2024 12:30

if I’d become a professor I would have been especially good at this [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: October 17, 2024 06:15

Welcome, new users, to Bluesky. We’re building a portal here. Half of us have already gone through the portal and the other half are lining up. You can just get behind them. It’s going to be so glorious on the other side of the portal

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Published: October 16, 2024 23:07

cis ppl need to hear this today please [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: October 16, 2024 21:28

put Talia in the fucking bestseller list. swordless normies have polluted the list long enough. buy her book [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: October 16, 2024 21:27

blessing of the curling iron with sidelying rattail [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: October 16, 2024 21:15

does the OED or any comparable reference have a first usage date for “Useless Blues” among Deadheads

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Published: October 16, 2024 20:09

This is a good show and if yr in Chicago tonight you should go to it. If you are in Chicago tomorrow, you should go to our show. OK that’s the news for now [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: October 16, 2024 15:25

Ha yes. The guy who tanked one of the most profitable businesses in social media, a guy for whom in-group messenging is gospel. That guy will really win over the skeptics [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: October 16, 2024 15:09

If you’re wondering why I wanted to know the font it’s because the way I’m trying to keep it positive on a cold moving bus on miserably bumpy highways this morning is by writing a sort of prose poem thing called THE ALBUM COVERS OF MICHAEL FRANKS

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Published: October 16, 2024 15:04

You guys are the best ty for font help ❤️

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Published: October 16, 2024 14:46

Do I have any followers who can tell me what typeface this is? I’d appreciate it

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Published: October 16, 2024 13:06

straight up incredible find [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: October 15, 2024 21:01

There needs to be an ad buy of this in South Carolina. The auto places in South Carolina are among the state’s biggest employers, and those workers need to hear this. Everybody shits on South Carolina, I’m sick of it. [contains quote post or other…

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Published: October 15, 2024 16:14

oh please oh please oh please [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: October 15, 2024 16:12

I believed that Biden was too old to run and I’m glad that he stepped aside, but if you think Trump’s brain is even a light shade less well done than Biden’s then you are v suspect to me

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Published: October 15, 2024 16:06

Biden absolutely needed to step aside but imagining that grandpa’s brain is even a shade less well-done makes you very suspect

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Published: October 15, 2024 15:52

Let one hundred hardcore bands called Brainstem Hemorrhage bloom [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: October 15, 2024 15:17

I’m doing it again. I’m thinking about Woody Herman

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Published: October 15, 2024 02:30

ALCS announcer saying "it's wild pitch city tonight" which I'm taking as a nod to how I played "Wild Palm City" in Albany on Friday. I appreciate it, fellas

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Published: October 15, 2024 01:55

Mitch McConnell remembering his aphasic press conference and gnashing his teeth because he didn't just think to blast a little November Rain [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: October 14, 2024 19:45

Absolutely wonderful stuff [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: October 14, 2024 19:04

https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/hope-is-a-muscle-with-mary-chapin-carpenter/id1523872673?i=1000672981191 Late last year, I had the honor of being interviewed by/having a rambling and inspiring conversation with one of my real heroes, someone I’ve…

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Published: October 14, 2024 14:19

Every day I feel a little more like the first patient I ever assisted with am meds me: [checks patient name and med order 3x, verifies identity, etc] here you go pt: I worked in the pharmaceuticals business for 30 years and I’ve never seen so many pills…

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Published: October 14, 2024 14:12

Jess puts it rightly and economically here imo [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: October 14, 2024 14:11

what a wonderful thread [contains quote post or other embedded content]