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Soccer nerd. Sometimes I even do soccer poasts.

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https://bsky.app/profile/themlg.bsky.social/post/3mkldy6pasc27

Published: April 28, 2026 19:46

It's not that the wingers are doing the coolest shit in the world, it's that they're doing it with 2-3 other guys crashing the box instead of just a lone striker, so it's a lot harder to send help. And a lot easier to counterattack. This is the way.

https://bsky.app/profile/themlg.bsky.social/post/3mkkt5aiauk2f

Published: April 28, 2026 14:44

As a guy whose big thing seems to have become “AI is an amazing force multiplier for areas where you’re a subject matter expert,” I am somewhat relieved to find I am infinitely worse at using AI to help me make power point slides than soccer charts.

https://bsky.app/profile/themlg.bsky.social/post/3mkjurpxqak2v

Published: April 28, 2026 05:41

I continue to beg any media outfit that will listen to drop a euro content creator in various city centers that will be hosting World Cup games and just film them trying to get to the stadium. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

https://bsky.app/profile/themlg.bsky.social/post/3mkim6un5ns2c

Published: April 27, 2026 17:35

Six-year-old: “Daddy why can’t you just code something to do all of your work for you???” Nine-year-old: “If the computer did all the work how would daddy make any money?” Economists ain’t got nothin’ on my kids.

https://bsky.app/profile/themlg.bsky.social/post/3mkgd6grglk26

Published: April 26, 2026 19:48

I have thoughts on this matter! Shooters are more fun on a console. Dual stick controls are by far more intuitive. But part of what makes them more fun is the lack of precision. Problem is that some people only have fun if they’re try-hard maxxing which…

https://bsky.app/profile/themlg.bsky.social/post/3mkfzxdi4vk2f

Published: April 26, 2026 17:03

In today’s chronicles of Mike is old. I am watching the new American Gladiators on Prime with the kids (it’s terrible fwiw) and all the contestants keep saying they were fans of the show as a kid…. And they mean the 2008 version.

https://bsky.app/profile/themlg.bsky.social/post/3mkeuasjin22c

Published: April 26, 2026 05:48

So what I gather is dude tried extreme ineffectually to kill the president and the president said “this is why I need my ballroom” and yup that seems to be an accurate encapsulation of where the country is.

https://bsky.app/profile/themlg.bsky.social/post/3mkdo4jnvi22t

Published: April 25, 2026 18:26

There are certainly words you may need to produce in life that it doesn’t really matter if an AI produces. They are almost (and I only include almost out of an abundant of caution) never words you have to obscure having been written by AI. [contains…

https://bsky.app/profile/themlg.bsky.social/post/3mkdgplr3bc2g

Published: April 25, 2026 16:13

Legitimately this is a great feeling that should be encouraged. Similarly everybody who’s really good at something should have the experience of getting totally owned by somebody who’s world class. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

https://bsky.app/profile/themlg.bsky.social/post/3mkdbqpbphc2g

Published: April 25, 2026 14:45

This whole thing is so dumb because it just pretend politics doesn’t exist. It would be good for democrats (as humans on earth) if the straight of Hormuz opened, obviously they should not concede that that’s a “win” for Trump. [contains quote post or…

https://bsky.app/profile/themlg.bsky.social/post/3mk6sh6wc5s2g

Published: April 23, 2026 20:00

Parenthood is getting edits from your spouse on your tooth fairy note to ensure it upholds in-universe consistency like you’re married to Dave fucking Filoni. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

https://bsky.app/profile/themlg.bsky.social/post/3mk6qswgjds2g

Published: April 23, 2026 19:31

First night of mom being away and nine-year-old loses a tooth which would be fine except kid has long-running correspondence with her tooth fairy Lola which I am not privy to and Lola’s hand writing is, uh, distinctly not mine.

https://bsky.app/profile/themlg.bsky.social/post/3mk4dwtygzk2a

Published: April 22, 2026 20:35

Look everybody should vote for Platner in Maine if he wins the primary. But the people with him is not *his past* it is his present indifference to antisemitism, which he treats as a bad faith attack by the establishment or whenever, despite literally…

https://bsky.app/profile/themlg.bsky.social/post/3mk4cfbwts22a

Published: April 22, 2026 20:07

Well on the bright side my six year old needed a cultural representation of where she’s from for her class and she asked if she could use a Paradise City YouTube video. Know hope. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

https://bsky.app/profile/themlg.bsky.social/post/3mk42tchkis2a

Published: April 22, 2026 17:52

Chelsea grand plan of buying a whole bunch of kids and slotting them interchangeably in a robust, consistent, long-lasting style of play has had the done problem since they hired (and fired) Graham Potter. Any manager good enough to implement such a plan…

https://bsky.app/profile/themlg.bsky.social/post/3mk3r7qijqk26

Published: April 22, 2026 15:00

This is the same impulse showing up in a different way behind “Graham Platner is a secret conservative” instead of “Graham Platner is a Democrat who is fine with antisemitism” from anti Platner Dems. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: April 22, 2026 13:13

I think Liam Rosenior might be a bad manager not because Chelsea ran bad for four games but because an important part of being a good manager is keeping shit from falling apart when you run bad for four games. And. Well. [contains quote post or other…