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Coffee FIRST. Plug in the cat. Read the daily hatemail. Despair for the future of humanity. Buy Whiskey. Hoping Jack doesn't sell me out yet again.
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Published: April 24, 2024 14:22
Arming Teachers is a bad, bad, bad idea.
I wrote about it in detail here: Bang Bang Crazy, Stand and Teach
https://www.stonekettle.com/2018/03/bang-bang-crazy-part-13-stand-and-teach.html
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Published: April 18, 2024 18:36
You know what I'd like? Leaders who don't spend all day dreaming about killing us.
New essay up on Stonekettle Station: The Menace From Space.
https://www.stonekettle.com/2024/04/the-menace-from-space.html
Jewish space lasers. Rods from God. And a…
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Published: April 16, 2024 13:18
This is New York, there needs to be one flamboyant drag queen on this jury, just cracking out one-liners the whole time.
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Published: April 15, 2024 12:32
You know, I am so goddamn sick of Donald Trump. This guy has inserted himself into every aspect of our lives for years now. It is LONG past time for him to go the hell away.
Whether that's to prison or a plot next Ivana at Bedminster, I don't care. Just…
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Published: March 28, 2024 22:23
If you read social media, it turns out about 95% of the US population has extensive experience piloting container ships out of Baltimore harbor.
https://bsky.app/profile/stonekettle.bsky.social/post/3kmxp3qmsq32a
Published: March 5, 2024 17:35
God will not save the Republic
So we're going to have to save ourselves. No Safety. A new essay up on Stonekettle Station:
https://www.stonekettle.com/2024/03/no-safety.html
https://bsky.app/profile/stonekettle.bsky.social/post/3klmugnmrhx24
Published: February 17, 2024 16:45
Donald Trump, expectation: I'll PAY YOUR LEGAL FEES!
Donald Trump, reality: I need you to pay my $642,000,000 legal fees.
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Published: February 16, 2024 17:20
Republicans suddenly outraged by ethical concerns and the alleged unprofessionalism of someone in office having an affair is absolutely hilarious shit but will most certainly pale in comparison to the sheer awesome level of staggering hypocrisy Newt…
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Published: February 12, 2024 15:22
Thoughts and Prayers finally worked yesterday during the shooting at Joel Osteen's Mega Church. The money was unharmed.