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Coffee FIRST. Plug in the cat. Read the daily hatemail. Despair for the future of humanity. Buy Whiskey. Hoping Jack doesn't sell me out yet again.
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https://bsky.app/profile/stonekettle.bsky.social/post/3ln2alplpl22v
Published: April 17, 2025 23:19
If Trump can send immigrants to some foreign gulag in the jungle, how long before a Governor from one of those pointy-toed boot wearing states with the big hats decides to do the same thing for those who help women get an out-of-state abortion?
https://bsky.app/profile/stonekettle.bsky.social/post/3lmz7xg56w22z
Published: April 17, 2025 13:35
Without due process, how do you know he's a criminal? Here's the thing, if due process proved Garcia WAS a terrorist, if the government could show real evidence and prove its case before the court, then Democrats wouldn't have leg to stand on. So why…
https://bsky.app/profile/stonekettle.bsky.social/post/3lmz7mnenvk2z
Published: April 17, 2025 13:29
The Department of Pre-Crime weighs in. [contains quote post or other embedded content]
https://bsky.app/profile/stonekettle.bsky.social/post/3lmz7khzdds2z
Published: April 17, 2025 13:28
RFK Jr. has directed scientists to explore possible link between autism and midichlorian levels among Jedi candidates.
https://bsky.app/profile/stonekettle.bsky.social/post/3lmxxpr24ec25
Published: April 17, 2025 01:35
RFK Jr. has directed the health service to research autism cures by clicking on every link that says "Try this one weird trick doctors don't want you to know!"
https://bsky.app/profile/stonekettle.bsky.social/post/3lmskniq5zk2p
Published: April 14, 2025 21:58
Can't be a Constitutional Crisis if there ain't no Constitution, amiright?
https://bsky.app/profile/stonekettle.bsky.social/post/3lms73jvi7c2p
Published: April 14, 2025 18:31
Sooner or later, we're ALL going to be Kilmar Abrego Garcia
https://bsky.app/profile/stonekettle.bsky.social/post/3lmrrtedlyc2p
Published: April 14, 2025 14:34
Ze Fuhrer does not make mistakes!
https://bsky.app/profile/stonekettle.bsky.social/post/3lmmtbsohkc2g
Published: April 12, 2025 15:17
When you elect a bunch of people who hate and fear government to run your government, you get a government of hate and fear. This is true no matter how many times you're dumb enough to run the experiment.
https://bsky.app/profile/stonekettle.bsky.social/post/3lmke67xb4s2c
Published: April 11, 2025 15:41
If you can't prove your citizenship well enough to to vote... ...then you can't prove your citizenship well enough to keep from being deported to a South American prison.
https://bsky.app/profile/stonekettle.bsky.social/post/3lmkamm4ek22c
Published: April 11, 2025 14:37
Trump requiring Americans present a $165 passport to vote isn't a poll tax. It's a Democracy Tariff.
https://bsky.app/profile/stonekettle.bsky.social/post/3lmk62tke6s2c
Published: April 11, 2025 13:51
If you want to win a trade war, you gotta have something to trade that other side wants. And we're in a trade war with the very people who make all the things WE want. You're not going to win that.
https://bsky.app/profile/stonekettle.bsky.social/post/3lmirphgk2226
Published: April 11, 2025 00:38
Don't get too excited. This Supreme Court isn't any sort of heroes.
https://bsky.app/profile/stonekettle.bsky.social/post/3lmhj7c72k22j
Published: April 10, 2025 12:33
Define "our." When you say "our country," WHO exactly are you talking about? List the specific Americans that make up "our" in your mind. Then we'll talk.
https://bsky.app/profile/stonekettle.bsky.social/post/3lma4sahs2s2e
Published: April 7, 2025 14:02
Don't be weak and stupid, you Panicans! Encouraging words from the Club Champion.
https://bsky.app/profile/stonekettle.bsky.social/post/3lm6akqwcls2q
Published: April 6, 2025 20:04
You can't see it in the clip, but if you turn the sound up and listen carefully you can actually hear the thunk of Trump's ball bouncing off the caskets of our fallen servicemen.
https://bsky.app/profile/stonekettle.bsky.social/post/3lm5npycdss2a
Published: April 6, 2025 14:27
Put a tariff on golf equipment, see how long this bullshit lasts.
https://bsky.app/profile/stonekettle.bsky.social/post/3lm5l2kz7zk2a
Published: April 6, 2025 13:39
Thank God it's Sunday. Trump will be in church all day, raptly listening to the word of Jesus and praying since he's a big pious Christian, and won't be out fucking up America.