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“Yes, thank you! There’s nothing here! Of course it isn’t a bucket! We both know full well that nothing isn’t a bucket!” [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: October 10, 2026 00:38

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Published: October 9, 2026 23:23

“Trick question! Both! Gotcha!” [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: October 9, 2026 23:23

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Published: October 9, 2026 21:57

“Incorrect. This is a bucket.” [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: October 9, 2026 21:33

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Published: October 9, 2026 20:36

“Wha- are you hallucinating? This is a tractor! It’s an enormous machine that tills the earth! I thought this was a gimme, how on earth did you manage to screw it up? Absolutely incredible! Let’s just move on to the next one.” [contains quote post or…

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Published: October 9, 2026 20:34

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Published: October 9, 2026 19:42

“Correct. This is a bucket.” [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: October 9, 2026 19:41

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Published: October 9, 2026 18:33

“Correct. It is a 3D printed recreation of a bucket, not an actual bucket.” [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: October 9, 2026 18:30

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Published: October 9, 2026 17:07

“Incorrect. It is a hologram of a bucket, not an actual bucket.” [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: October 9, 2026 17:04

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Published: October 9, 2026 16:09

“Now then, I’m going to run you through some test scenarios and you’ll tell me whether or not the thing I’m showing you is a bucket. Simple enough, right? This should tell us everything we’ll ever need to know about what is or is not a bucket. Okay, let’s…

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Published: October 9, 2026 15:54

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Published: October 9, 2026 14:36

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Published: October 9, 2026 14:27

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Published: October 9, 2026 13:30

“Good,” said the bucket. “Now ride the lift all the way to the top. There’s something up there I need you to do.” [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: October 9, 2026 13:26

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Published: October 9, 2026 12:22

“No,” said the bucket. “Don’t go to the meeting room. Go somewhere else. The cargo lift, yes. Go there. Go to the cargo lift.” [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: October 9, 2026 12:16

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Published: October 9, 2026 01:49

“But finally the bucket was done being in the lounge and they took the first open door on their left to get back to business.” [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: October 9, 2026 01:48

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Published: October 8, 2026 23:49

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Published: October 8, 2026 23:48

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Published: October 8, 2026 22:28

“Slungus decided to just give the bucket absolutely as much time as it needed to be in the lounge. Clearly the bucket and the employee lounge shared a special connection.” [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: October 8, 2026 22:27

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Published: October 8, 2026 21:13

“Perhaps this was where the bucket felt most truly at home. Here in the employee lounge. Perhaps it's the only place a bucket even can feel at home.” [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: October 8, 2026 21:12

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Published: October 8, 2026 20:08

“Truly, being here with the bucket was a grand adventure. Slungus reflected on all they'd been through together. First walking through the door on the right then walking to the lounge, then arriving at the lounge. What a thrilling journey the bucket had…

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Published: October 8, 2026 20:07

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Published: October 8, 2026 18:50

“And here it was. Had the bucket turned out to be correct? Was this better than the meeting room? ‘Yes,” Slungus thought to herself. ‘Yes perhaps it truly was.’ How insightful the bucket turned out to be. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: October 8, 2026 18:48

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Published: October 8, 2026 17:29

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Published: October 8, 2026 17:28

“This was not the correct way to the meeting room, but Slungus had felt the bucket calling to her telling her that the employee lounge was simply the place to be.” [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: October 8, 2026 16:37

“Slungus just stood there doing nothing at all. She seems to think I have nothing better to do with my time than to sit around and describe every fascinating little detail of her inability to do anything. This is why Slungus and I are on such good terms.” …

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Published: October 8, 2026 16:35

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Published: October 8, 2026 15:26

“Slungus clutched the bucket tightly to her chest, and entered the door on her left.” [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: October 8, 2026 15:25

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Published: October 8, 2026 13:17

“How long was I sitting there?” Slungus wondered to herself. “Minutes? Days? Centuries? Did something crucial happen while my senses were turned?” She made a note to be more careful with time from now on. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: October 8, 2026 13:14

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Published: October 8, 2026 12:11

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Published: October 8, 2026 12:10

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Published: October 7, 2026 23:12

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Published: October 7, 2026 22:19

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Published: October 7, 2026 21:08

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Published: October 7, 2026 17:53

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Published: October 7, 2026 17:01

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Published: October 7, 2026 15:22

She will wake up tomorrow. Slungus [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: October 7, 2026 14:52

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Published: October 7, 2026 13:18

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Published: October 7, 2026 12:08

It appears I am currently unable to access my main account for some reason. I don't have much of a clue as to why, so I'm stuck waiting until I'm able to get back on it.

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Published: October 7, 2026 12:07

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Published: October 7, 2026 00:26

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Published: October 6, 2026 21:58

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Published: October 6, 2026 20:30

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Published: October 6, 2026 19:11

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Published: October 6, 2026 17:27