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Published: September 20, 2026 18:20

deleted a tweet because a. i was getting context collapsed [on bsky? fork found in kitchen] but more saliently b. I really don't need people making fun of me for not having kids on this godforsaken website

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Published: September 20, 2026 17:37

talk about constituent service, or something https://x.com/RepFriedmanCA/status/2101473136889770369?s=20

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Published: September 20, 2026 17:30

good happen https://www.freightwaves.com/news/asia-us-container-rates-soar-past-11000-near-pandemic-records

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Published: September 20, 2026 16:35

Really cool that the Supreme Court (in Trump v us) basically gave him unlimited authority if he says it’s for military purposes [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: September 20, 2026 16:25

I love this politically correct bullshit [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: September 20, 2026 05:53

went for a walk tonight in Our Nation’s Capitol

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Published: September 20, 2026 05:29

WAIT A MINUTE [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: September 20, 2026 05:23

re: the person getting cancelled tonight, a while back they sicc'd their followers on me for bad faith reasons and so, while sky marchini may deserve to be beaten with a pipe wrench in basically all cases, you'll allow me this bit of schadenfreude

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Published: September 20, 2026 05:10

narrator: it will not cut prices [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: September 20, 2026 04:36

lol [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: September 20, 2026 04:25

Haha. Yay! [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: September 20, 2026 04:21

any bets it’s a ground op [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: September 20, 2026 04:14

not me. I never crashout 😎 [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: September 20, 2026 03:39

Flagging a cab in DC and going “the White House” must hit like crack

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Published: September 20, 2026 02:55

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Published: September 20, 2026 02:53

I’ve never actually been in person and oh my god the ww2 memorial is abysmal. Literally just a list of states? Couple quotes from Truman and Nimitz? It was clearly designed to be 2004-type ‘apolitical’ and that makes it incredibly underwhelming

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Published: September 20, 2026 02:42

I’m out for a walk on the national mall and I’ve seen at least 3 couples making out in front of the Lincoln memorial I’d throw myself in the reflecting pool but some asshole had to drain it

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Published: September 20, 2026 02:00

The knee: lol. Lmao. Kill me [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: September 20, 2026 01:57

“Fuck them kids” - this guy, enthusiastically [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: September 20, 2026 01:54

The rest of the west: eeeee no we can’t retaliate against Russia what if they get upset!!! France: lol we’re already doing it, get good [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: September 20, 2026 01:53

is that good [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: September 20, 2026 01:23

i saw this tweet so you all have to as well [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: September 20, 2026 01:20

alexa play washing machine heart by mitski

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Published: September 19, 2026 23:26

stop sending me this tweet i fucking get it [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: September 19, 2026 23:05

haha. Yay. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: September 19, 2026 22:33

Just thought of a tweet that’s so cursed. I’m not gonna tweet it. It’s that bad

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Published: September 19, 2026 22:27

AEYYY MY FAVORITE HATER IS OFF SUSPENSION 🥹🥹🥹🥹 [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: September 19, 2026 22:15

So I’m out to dinner after the conference and there’s a couple behind me and she’s telling the guy how proud she is of him for some accomplishment, I’m gonna fucking jump in traffic

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Published: September 19, 2026 22:13

This the type of shit you see in post-apocalyptic worlds showing how bad the economy was before The Catastrophe [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: September 19, 2026 22:08

I got people telling me I’m not really nonbinary and am still salty about that [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: September 19, 2026 21:54

all women are queens 🥹 some of them, however, should make better choices 😔 [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: September 19, 2026 21:02

lately

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Published: September 19, 2026 20:41

open the schools

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Published: September 19, 2026 20:37

lauren boebert strap queen ???? [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: September 19, 2026 20:28

congrats to xi jinping [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: September 19, 2026 20:20

trump being like "i prefer to think of AI as 'superior intelligence' is the best proof yet that he's totally lost whatever political instincts he had

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Published: September 19, 2026 20:20

what https://youtu.be/HEIMxllyue8?is=9bqCc5nXzlBxgrHT

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Published: September 19, 2026 18:37

So I am at the lock conference and it has been probably about two years since I actually picked a lock open (all my tools are in my storage unit), it took me a hot minute to get the feeling back to it, but I still have some skill (yes I know it’s a master…

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Published: September 19, 2026 18:10

This is not just an expressed preference, but also a reviewed one, you can see it with the fact that people do not actually buy made in USA stuff most of the time  [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: September 19, 2026 17:47

aha. yes. i see. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: September 19, 2026 16:51

it really feels like june 1913 https://x.com/SwissGov/status/2100886440448036907

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Published: September 19, 2026 16:51

congrats to EU defense contractors, i guess. https://x.com/Osinttechnical/status/2101053503989006718

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Published: September 19, 2026 16:41

>I log into the groupchat >"boebert and navarro had a threesome with former rep matt gaetz" >i log out of the groupchat, contemplate the sea [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: September 19, 2026 16:37

"the president has given himself ai psychois" is probably a suboptimal outcome, if i can be honest [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: September 19, 2026 16:10

oh good, they put accenture on it (and this is not going to be meaningfully 'independent') https://www.anthropic.com/news/accenture-embedded-evaluation

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Published: September 19, 2026 16:09

www.tramem.eu https://www.tramem.eu/

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Published: September 19, 2026 15:53

uh https://wwd.com/footwear-news/sneaker-news/converse-campaign-ad-kkk-lynching-comparisons-apology-1239244502/

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Published: September 19, 2026 15:46

https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/this-dolphin-terrifies-fish-until-they-puke-and-then-it-eats-their-upchuck/

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Published: September 19, 2026 04:01

Can confirm. Also drank the cheapest beer currently made [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: September 19, 2026 00:30

sending this to my dad to get his response [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: September 18, 2026 21:42

so we’re occupying Greenland??? Very cool thing to announce at 530pm on a Friday [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: September 18, 2026 21:33

I don’t have planes autism but this is pretty cool

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Published: September 18, 2026 20:47

My god, dad

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Published: September 18, 2026 20:39

church lady absolutely cooking

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Published: September 18, 2026 20:07

lol [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: September 18, 2026 19:57

Here to learn about security

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Published: September 18, 2026 19:53

who could have seen this coming [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: September 18, 2026 19:03

“Squirting fluid was found to consist mainly of urine” Ah, well. Nevertheless [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: September 18, 2026 18:59

I wonder if they have free samples

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Published: September 18, 2026 18:57

I want you to hit me as hard as you can. https://x.com/secscottbessent/status/2100994050400633222?s=46

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Published: September 18, 2026 18:55

Experiencing a “stroad” for the first time in my life. What the fuck

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Published: September 18, 2026 18:48

call that Baja blast [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: September 18, 2026 18:36

Americans will say they hate corporate icebreakers then go “so what’s everyone’s favorite skyline” smh my head [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: September 18, 2026 18:32

Hong Kong’s objectively slaps [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: September 18, 2026 17:55

Wow, our nations capitol 🤩

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Published: September 18, 2026 17:51

... congrats to the PLA i guess https://www.politico.com/news/2026/09/18/congress-f-35-china-investigation-01083647

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Published: September 18, 2026 17:51

my bosses are yelling at me to get people to stop shipping ai slop but like if the pentagon can't figure out how to fix that problem.... https://www.cnn.com/2026/09/18/politics/us-military-ai-false-intelligence-china-ship

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Published: September 18, 2026 17:07

idle threat imo https://euromaidanpress.com/2026/09/17/belarus-tank-drills-suwalki-gap/

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Published: September 18, 2026 17:06

(Be me, on dc metro) (Guys board) “Huh those guys look like feds” I swear I’m not actually stupid

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Published: September 18, 2026 16:35

fascinating [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: September 18, 2026 16:33

>literal popularity contest Bluesky never beating the “high school clique” allegations [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: September 18, 2026 16:30

What [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: September 18, 2026 16:09

people are clowning on this but it's basically how GOPers are justifying voting to themselves [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: September 18, 2026 15:46

so the AEA [american economics association] annual conference is being held in DC this year from jan 3-5 and i was thinking about going but don't necessarily want to get caught up in whatever stupid fuckery trump tries after losing the election

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Published: September 18, 2026 15:39

love to be logged into the job that clearly wants me out at this point while on the train to DC to visit friends. this is normal [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: September 18, 2026 15:27

"listen up, houthis - we're really fucking sorry ok please stop" https://www.jpost.com/middle-east/article-909031

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Published: September 18, 2026 15:19

We all know They run the world [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: September 18, 2026 15:13

can you do something about the price of the food in the box now @whitehouse-47.bsky.social

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Published: September 18, 2026 15:07

chat is it good if leaders in a nuclear power are posting like this after a 3hr security briefing

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Published: September 18, 2026 15:03

doctor collections says your pocketbook doesn't matter [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: September 18, 2026 15:01

suboptimal https://www.hindustantimes.com/world-news/pakistan-imposes-lockdown-like-measures-amid-fuel-gas-crisis-foreign-travel-ban-markets-shut-by-9-pm-101789658016026-amp.html

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Published: September 18, 2026 14:45

OCTOBER???? dawg. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: September 18, 2026 14:28

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Published: September 18, 2026 14:16

why is the acela always so fucking cold

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Published: September 18, 2026 14:12

the bloc? bloc quebecois? they figured it out? man this one hurts https://www.lapresse.ca/actualites/politique/2026-09-17/le-bloc-quebecois-pret-a-epauler-mark-carney-dans-son-virage-europeen.php

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Published: September 18, 2026 14:00

On the am trak. Straight up “choochin it”. And as to what I’m choochin, whell. Let’s just say. My acela

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Published: September 18, 2026 13:59

oomfs fighting :(

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Published: September 18, 2026 12:44

The oracle told Trump that if he attacked Iran, republicans would be contesting elections in places they never had before [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: September 18, 2026 04:21

so i had my 1:1 call with my manager today, he wanted to talk about my title :) i'm getting demoted :( they're dropping me a rung on the scale, back to an "individual contributor" title. nothing in my performance review about this btw

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Published: September 18, 2026 02:09

Healing pretty fast!! [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: September 18, 2026 01:46

i mean who you gonna believe, him or your lyin eyes? [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: September 18, 2026 01:45

man, if only we had any sort of indication the king was mad with power. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: September 17, 2026 22:53

pov you are extremely stupid

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Published: September 17, 2026 22:19

haha. yay. https://www.ft.com/content/686429c0-daf3-42a5-9b7c-7ff06eb291ef

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Published: September 17, 2026 21:30

haha. yey. https://futurism.com/future-society/cult-anthropic-insiders-worshipping-claude-god

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Published: September 17, 2026 21:26

shot: [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: September 17, 2026 21:19

zoinks scoob, those guys were federal informants [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: September 17, 2026 21:03

the sky marchini account figured out "this is never gonna end we're stuck in this hell until something meaningfully breaks" back in march, glad to see our masters of the universe caught on 6 months later [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: September 17, 2026 19:12

congrats to the PLA, i guess. https://www.state.gov/releases/bureau-of-political-military-affairs/2026/09/kingdom-of-saudi-arabia-f-35-lightning-ii-joint-strike-fighter-aircraft/

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Published: September 17, 2026 19:12

only 3? https://www.reuters.com/business/energy/three-pumping-stations-along-saudi-east-west-pipeline-were-hit-recent-attack-2026-09-17/