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Published: October 13, 2026 20:53

I just got my first flat tire after riding thousands of miles on my "new" bike. Actually, I got TWO flat tires at the same time from the same giant pothole that a car unintentionally forced me into. It's my birth week. Is this a sign I should upgrade my…

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Published: October 13, 2026 16:46

I'm sorry but that's just what it's called from now on. I will never stop. My husband is going to lose his fucking mind the first time I casually drop it, I cannot wait [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: October 13, 2026 16:24

holy shit I finally watched some clips and this fact is actually IN THE MONOLOGUE! But instead of making a joke he just used it as a way to namedrop Joe Rogan. I can't believe that's the 3rd time he bombed on SNL. Real talk: does Shane Gillis have a…

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Published: October 13, 2026 14:51

The Reverend Jim Bakker finally died after a long life of scamming Christians, raping women, selling buckets of slop, and having his multi-million dollar empire stolen out from under him by none other than Jerry Falwell. RIP, bozo…

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Published: October 13, 2026 01:44

I will always support my local libraries but I cannot patronize them. I simply cannot deal with this pressure

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Published: October 12, 2026 19:01

lmao this is a great point. Not even Shane Gillis's gym bro friends go to the gym. They get Joe Rogan to ask Spotify to buy them turkesterone and a squat rack for their spare bedroom [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: October 12, 2026 17:02

I didn't watch Shane Gillis's SNL monologue about how women who won't fuck him are whores or whatever but here's an unrelated quote from one of my favorite comedy guys…

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Published: October 12, 2026 14:54

This past weekend’s scary movie was Arachnophobia starring Jeff Daniel’s, John Goodman, and Julian Sands. They used loads of real spiders & apparently treated them like beloved family pets, eg, they wore shoes w hollowed out soles for “squishing.” 🥰…

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Published: October 11, 2026 15:33

Marjorie Taylor Green resigned bc she realized she could keep her pension without actually doing any more work, not because of threats to her safety. I’ve gotten more credible death threats for being a woman on YouTube and I’m still here. Fuck her…

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Published: October 10, 2026 21:27

guy with a table on the street corner just stopped and asked if I knew what “DARE” is and if I’d help their fundraising efforts. I just said no.

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Published: October 10, 2026 16:41

chatbots are a less than divine scourge that envelop the planet

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Published: October 9, 2026 23:57

I like my trackball but sometimes it’s weird having a mouse that doesn’t move and a mousepad that does

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Published: October 9, 2026 15:50

This is true! Leon Czolgosz was sentenced to death in 1901. Maybe that wouldn't happen today. Who knows [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: October 9, 2026 14:40

At my last stop on my week of hanging out at the hospital, to get blood drawn. All week I’ve seen one or two other people masking, usually staff. My tit sonogram lady apologized & put one on when she saw me. “Flu is going nuts right now but I still forget…

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Published: October 8, 2026 02:55

Holy shit they just showed Mark Davis in the audience at the Valkyries/Aces game and I wasn’t prepared. Commentators need to warn a bitch. He looks so stupid I can’t breathe

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Published: October 7, 2026 15:13

God (hands shaking as he puts the final touches on my soul before sending me in): oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit

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Published: October 7, 2026 15:01

If it’s bad news I’m getting every vegetarian appetizer at Roadhouse before hitting the indoor skydiving center for a thrilling barf fest [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: October 7, 2026 14:10

On Monday the doc convinced me to get a mammogram that day while I was being so proactive about Being Healthy (tm). Yesterday they said I have to get another one asap at a different place 45 min away. So now I’m up at sunrise wondering how big my new fake…

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Published: October 6, 2026 14:00

wow I had no idea AI had advanced so far that it could secretly infiltrate a writer’s scrivener document and change it when he wasn’t looking. hold on, I’m getting a correction, here…….oh. huh. I see [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: October 6, 2026 01:42

On Last Week Tonight, John Oliver points out that the Secret Service is so broken that “another Butler, PA” (assassination attempt) is basically, like, super easy for someone to do right now. Also JD takes frequent unplanned trips with slipshod security.…

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Published: October 5, 2026 21:48

Last month I caught a fishhook to the shoulder and so I hit a tetanus/diphtheria/pertussis vaccine. Friday I got this year’s influenza and COVID boosters. Today my doctor gave me a pneumococcal vaccine bc I have asthma. Now I’m invincible. it’s time for me…