https://bsky.app/profile/shortsleevesuit.bsky.social/post/3mr4zpxswgc2q
Published: July 21, 2026 05:01
LION BANKER: good news your loan is approved ME: *shakes his paw* lol ᴾᴿᴱᴰᴬᵀᴼᴿʸ ᴸᴱᴺᴰᴵᴺᴳ
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https://bsky.app/profile/shortsleevesuit.bsky.social/post/3mqx3jzmzx22s
Published: July 18, 2026 20:18
INTERVIEWER: you mentioned that you’re bilingual can you give me an example ME [in spanish]: no
https://bsky.app/profile/shortsleevesuit.bsky.social/post/3mquzz26ock2k
Published: July 18, 2026 00:45
Every time a politician speaks a kitten loses a toe bean
https://bsky.app/profile/shortsleevesuit.bsky.social/post/3mqrxibwabk2h
Published: July 16, 2026 19:22
Sometimes I want to put my phone in a microwave and melt it down and then put it into a jello mold and refrigerate it for an appropriate amount of time and then throw the whole jello onto a highway
https://bsky.app/profile/shortsleevesuit.bsky.social/post/3mqqf4mqnmc2i
Published: July 16, 2026 04:21
Britch, please
https://bsky.app/profile/shortsleevesuit.bsky.social/post/3mqqe7gykjk2v
Published: July 16, 2026 04:04
Do trial attorneys get super excited when they see an ‘object on road’ sign
https://bsky.app/profile/shortsleevesuit.bsky.social/post/3mqpkydcvj22u
Published: July 15, 2026 20:33
[pumping gas] ME: almost finished WIFE: omg can you crack a window
https://bsky.app/profile/shortsleevesuit.bsky.social/post/3mqntozxllk24
Published: July 15, 2026 04:04
ME: *closes menu* WAITER: did you just call them brussell sports
https://bsky.app/profile/shortsleevesuit.bsky.social/post/3mqnjgafvbk2p
Published: July 15, 2026 01:00
Mother Nature is NOT healing
https://bsky.app/profile/shortsleevesuit.bsky.social/post/3mqkutaelp227
Published: July 13, 2026 23:46
[getting a pedicure] ME: can you make them dark purple NAIL TECH [twisting my nipples all the way around]: and for the toes?