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Published: September 6, 2024 15:58
lol now they’re even going after her sandals
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Published: September 4, 2024 17:49
“YOU TRYNA CATCH THESE HANDS?!” I say to the watchmaker before I clock him in the face
https://bsky.app/profile/shortsleevesuit.bsky.social/post/3l3dnmn35p62k
Published: September 4, 2024 15:33
NO ONE AT THE DOCTOR’S OFFICE: ME: bilirubin sounds like the name of a guy who would sell chewing tobacco to kids
https://bsky.app/profile/shortsleevesuit.bsky.social/post/3l3bbtzw2z323
Published: September 3, 2024 16:57
“for whom the bell tolls” bro it tolls for thee
https://bsky.app/profile/shortsleevesuit.bsky.social/post/3l34qf2qqsb24
Published: September 1, 2024 21:34
Sonic the Hedgehog trying to propose but rings keep falling everywhere
https://bsky.app/profile/shortsleevesuit.bsky.social/post/3l2sjnozma32j
Published: August 28, 2024 20:07
ME [arriving for my eye exam]: is this the right place GUY BEHIND THE DELI COUNTER: no
https://bsky.app/profile/shortsleevesuit.bsky.social/post/3l2pmsguren2r
Published: August 27, 2024 16:25
Got kicked out of the gym for calling myself a registered flex offender
https://bsky.app/profile/shortsleevesuit.bsky.social/post/3l2nk6uc6km2b
Published: August 26, 2024 20:33
HER: what was your favorite part of the orgy ME [thoughtfully]:
https://bsky.app/profile/shortsleevesuit.bsky.social/post/3l2dxwycytn2z
Published: August 23, 2024 01:12
[first day as a surgeon] ME: *begins incision* relax you guys the patient is probably cake
https://bsky.app/profile/shortsleevesuit.bsky.social/post/3l2aiw6nhat2a
Published: August 21, 2024 16:06
This is the one I want to die on