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Published: June 11, 2026 16:15
“A predilection for nipples…”
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Published: June 7, 2026 17:40
Please remember that New York Knicks star OG Anunoby is an immigrant, while Karl-Anthony Towns & Jordan Clarkson are the children of immigrants. The same is true for multiple bench players. They represent the America that Trump wants to destroy. Don't let…
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Published: June 4, 2026 16:14
This is an indicator of weakness on both sides. Bolton was not willing to take the risk of going to trial, even w/ a favorable jury pool. More so, it's reflective of challenges facing DOJ w/ using highly classified info at trial, esp. on how USG knew the…
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Published: June 2, 2026 14:18
If you want to understand why Trump named a political hack with no intelligence experience to be the Acting DNI, this is your answer. https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2026/02/26/trump-elections-executive-order-activists/
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Published: May 2, 2026 13:47
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Published: April 18, 2026 19:26
It's no coincidence that the first case in which Roberts exercised these unprecedented "shadow docket" powers involved climate change policy. Please always remember that his efforts to damage the planet should be as much a part of his legacy as his…
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Published: April 17, 2026 21:11
Because the screenwriters like to constantly fuck with us, I give you the new prosecutor in the Brennan/Russia conspiracy case.
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Published: April 15, 2026 02:28
“Doctor…doctor…doctor…doctor…doctor…doctor…doctor…doctor…doctor…doctor…doctor…and doctor.”
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Published: April 14, 2026 19:43
Jokes aside, TMZ coming to DC is a big counterintelligence win too. The fewer scandalous secrets, the less likely it is that these bozos can be blackmailed by a foreign intel service. Bw people like Swalwell & Gonzales & the closeted MAGA warriors, imagine…
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Published: April 13, 2026 17:33
The AI slop that designed this hellish simulation that we live in got kind of lazy when it came to designing its neofascist//Russian-controlled//white guy avatars.
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Published: April 13, 2026 12:24
It's cute that so many evangelicals are ignoring them most obvious explanation, which is that Trump has never read the Bible and has no idea what idolatry is.
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Published: April 10, 2026 20:18
I feel like watching the movie Space Camp about fifty times as a kid makes me an expert on the challenges of reentering the Earth’s atmosphere.