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Published: August 17, 2026 04:34

Just gave the cats the puzzle treat dispenser for the first time. It's supposed to be hard. ...it took Kelpie all of five seconds.

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Published: August 17, 2026 03:12

Do I have any Enchanted Tiki Room Disney pin collectors in this thing?

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Published: August 16, 2026 23:54

@coreybrickley.bsky.social Can you send me a DM?

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Published: August 16, 2026 18:10

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Published: August 16, 2026 13:46

Kelpie, a cat the size of a medium-sized dog (she is literally as big as a corgi, with the jumping skills of a cat; if she didn't have anxiety, she'd be unstoppable), wants my snake. So badly. She's trying to sneak up on my desk. Issue (for her): She is a…

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Published: August 16, 2026 13:20

Oh, yay. After two weeks of begging, my doctor has ordered a test to check my iron levels. Expedition "why am I so damn tired all the time?" is officially leaving the station!

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Published: August 16, 2026 13:03

My mother is having a yard sale this weekend. Being my mother, and thus incapable of doing things "casually," the driveway looks like an antique store has exploded in it.

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Published: August 15, 2026 16:30

So this vote is happening now, Eldritch Fire vs. Mossy Glade, and you should vote your heart, especially if your heart says Eldritch Fire. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: August 15, 2026 15:34

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Published: August 14, 2026 06:37

Hi, I'm Komodo Dragon in the Drainage Pipe! My middle name is Riding the Ferris Wheel By Clinging to the Frame, and my maiden name is Bone-Eating Sinus Infection. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: August 13, 2026 20:53

I have handed my Hugo dress off to @jenniferbrozek.bsky.social, and will next see it in Anaheim, California.

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Published: August 13, 2026 15:55

I have made a small logistical/tactical error: I have more friendship bracelets than I can realistically take to the Colony Theater with me when I go to see TOMBQUEST next Friday. Specifically, I have 2,000 bracelets across twelve categories, divided into…

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Published: August 13, 2026 15:06

The digital rental of TOMBQUEST is available now! This is the fixed camera recording of the show: a fully edited proshot will be available on YouTube at a later date, free to watch. Help support the company and enjoy a truly banger musical at the same…

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Published: August 13, 2026 03:59

Our new-returning My Little Pony artist is the BEST My Little Pony artist, no contest. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: August 12, 2026 20:04

My first office job--not my first job, which was for a phone sex hotline--was in a weird boxy building with no windows. It was entirely possible to go a whole week without seeing the sun during the winter, and most of us got real pale and cranky.

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Published: August 12, 2026 17:46

My favorite part is how, when we speak out, we get flooded by people asking us to do homework for them--find studies, find citations beyond "I lived it," because our experiences as silly little ladies can't be trusted! [contains quote post or other…

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Published: August 12, 2026 14:51

Cornfield Simulator has been paused as a nearly thirty-pound cat is demanding my attention, and I fear Kelpie more than I fear the corn.

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Published: August 12, 2026 14:19

You are sitting at your desk. It is an ordinary morning in August. There is a rustling sound. Not from behind you; from AROUND you, all directions at once, without and within. What do you do? IGNORE. INVESTIGATE. ASK THE RUSTLING, "JOHNNY, IS THAT YOU?"…

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Published: August 12, 2026 02:37

Due to a color of pony beads literally NOT EXISTING, I have been forced to pivot my Vigorbloom beads from transparent emerald and white to frosted emerald and frosted ice white. No one is going to care but me. But me? I am VEXED.

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Published: August 11, 2026 21:56

As a note, human urine will not generally trouble a komodo dragon. But the dragon in question will absolutely trouble the source of the urine immediately after it has been identified.

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Published: August 11, 2026 21:53

GODDAMMIT, MAN. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: August 11, 2026 21:50

Nicholas Hoult doesn't need Harry Potter, or Harry Potter money. Please, sir, consider your future, your fans, and your reputation, which took years to build and could burn in a moment. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: August 11, 2026 14:35

I could write for another hundred years and never match the gut-punch of "She was just a LITTLE cat."

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Published: August 11, 2026 13:47

I am in final sort-and-prep on my kandi for Starkid. Lint rolling the bags so as not to transport an entire cat, stuffing the last bracelets in as I test the bearing strain of the zippers. The friendship fills a suitcase.

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Published: August 11, 2026 13:26

"We need a bio." "Is it cool if it presents me as a vaguely eldritch horror in service to the corn?" "Sure. Just keep it under 200 words." ACCURACY.

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Published: August 10, 2026 20:33

I have finished today's Outlier. I found ten out of ten words that no one else has found. Which makes me desperately curious about what the hell other people are finding?

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Published: August 10, 2026 15:15

I love Team Starkid. This independent theater group is probably my single most consistent current hyperfixation. And as the (largely queer) fanbase has had to reckon with, the group would not exist in its current form if not for A VERY POTTER MUSICAL.

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Published: August 10, 2026 15:03

I am attempting to clean my desk in a vain attempt to feel like I have some sliver of control over my life. How the hell did all this crap get on my desk?!

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Published: August 10, 2026 14:09

Kelpie is rocket-powered this morning, and flinging herself around the room like a fluffy wrecking ball.

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Published: August 9, 2026 17:38

I think the distance between my current kandi production and showing up for a Starkid show with a full kandi station is about three years and a woodworking project.

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Published: August 9, 2026 16:23

@shecky.bsky.social Well so far, I'm #1 for the day, so go team me?

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Published: August 9, 2026 15:30

Kelpie does not meow. She yodel-chirps. Endlessly. Like a giant animate Furby who really, really wants my attention. I brought this thing into my home on purpose.

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Published: August 9, 2026 15:27

There is a lady who keeps doing the local art fairs who uses her childhood pony beads as a display element. These colors are no longer being made. I need to find a pack of pony beads from 2004/06.