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Published: April 28, 2026 21:10
Talking about Arthur Tudor which means I have to post the thing again (and by the thing I mean the only sketch I have ever sent the HH/HS team that had no notes at all from the 1st draft & might be the most perfect thing I have ever written OK bye)…
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Published: April 28, 2026 11:41
I would simply throw a silver-threaded blanket over the haunted mirror that Tony Blair comes from and ring it with salt so that he can no longer communicate with our realm
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Published: April 28, 2026 08:59
Into day 3 of 'YES, our lawmakers are very pissed from the subsidised in-work bar when they make our laws but you proles must understand: They do it late at night when they're tired and emotional, they're told what to do and it's so easy a dog could do it'
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Published: April 27, 2026 18:59
Manoeuvre, stupid too many vowels dickword
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Published: April 27, 2026 18:42
Me: I have so much work on, I'm actually missing one deadline which i hardly ever do & find embarrassing, it is time to lock in, brain, we're doing evening & weekend shifts
Brain: be a real shame if I suddenly started obsessively plotting out a slow burn…
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Published: April 27, 2026 16:31
Pietro Locatelli is pretty sure he just got away with that fart
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Published: April 27, 2026 16:29
Hahahah pulling the lever is a TERRIBLE idea
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Published: April 27, 2026 13:32
It's #CrowAndRavenAppreciationDay! I wrote a simple choose your own adventure Raven Simulator Game a while ago - for fun & just to show I can write a game. It's about ravens in myths and stories and it's quite silly yet sad, and it's free to play here…
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Published: April 27, 2026 11:42
HAHAHAHA so last night I told Other Gabby my lyrics to the Twin Peaks theme, which are
Brown Show (everything's brown and weird) Brown Show
Brown Show (everything's brown and weird) Brown Show
Everything's weird
Everything's
Weird and brown
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Published: April 27, 2026 10:26
This is like when that one Telegraph man's answer to everything in the 2010s from Brexit food shortages to the invasion of Crimea was a Royal Yacht
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Published: April 26, 2026 22:58
'White Female Mamdani' fits both the 'Free Nelson Mandela' cadence AND the 'Seven Nation Army' cadance
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Published: April 26, 2026 21:07
AND THIRSTING AFTER SAD DADS* IN PODCASTS YES
*Orthor Lester
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Published: April 26, 2026 21:04
I solemnly swear not to try to radicalise people on Bluesky dot app into attempted assassination attempts, only into playing indie games and thirsting over Sad Fictional DILFs & MILFs (possibly off indie games)
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Published: April 26, 2026 20:33
Met @gabliotecaria.bsky.social, was late bc i lost track of time working, we both forgot to talkn about the thing we met up to talk about, took a selfie with her, forgot i did it on the app & didn't save it, things are going great
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Published: April 26, 2026 15:44
Shaking my head every time I post criticisms of the current government of the USA so that if the next shooter had ever reposted me on Bluesky dot app, the secret service will know I didn't really mean it
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Published: April 26, 2026 12:49
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Published: April 26, 2026 09:07
Me on fandom forum era proto social media
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Published: April 25, 2026 17:56
Clearly, now is the time to buy MILF & DILF stocks, because those are way too low for Dr Kelly & Oscar, they can only go up
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Published: April 25, 2026 12:51
GUYS THIS IS SO FUNNY
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Published: April 25, 2026 11:23
IDEA: Heist where a young Trans man, a bisexual and a long-time-masking autistic person go around robbing the offices of the British national press & getting away with it because their heist targets refuse to believe they exist and therefore can't see them…
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Published: April 24, 2026 16:48
I have a single generational complaint about Gen Z & that is that they never know their debit card pin. You shouldn't need to phone your mum to make a £60 purchase Callum, you are 20.
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Published: April 23, 2026 18:49
HARD agree. My FB is private & I don't share the kids' photos or names anywhere else bc there's some proper fucking weirdoes online - also since they've been old enough to ask, I get their permission before sharing a photo even on private FB. Can't get my…
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Published: April 23, 2026 12:24
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Published: April 23, 2026 12:11
Between the Mr Beast lawsuit & everyone deciding to stop forgetting about all the Walliams stuff for a change, it's been a terrible year for the nation's most basic 10yos
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Published: April 23, 2026 12:04
it's time to ban youtube men until we can work out what's going on tbh
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Published: April 23, 2026 09:17
A very sad Shakespeare Day to everyone finding out that it's likely not just a fun coincidence he died on/near his birthday, probably of over-boozing
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Published: April 23, 2026 08:54
Magna Carta is already in the national curriculum though! Loads of British history is! I had to go through it to make sure we were covering some KS2 topics for DFH, AND we made an episode about it, AND it's funny as fuck bc King John was such a massive…
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Published: April 23, 2026 08:31
It's also Shakespeare Day. I am obsessed with my early modern midlands sad lad, as a writer but also as a cultural figure in himself. I wrote this about fictionalised portrayals of my boy a couple of years ago (so, before I'd seen Born With Teeth) …
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Published: April 23, 2026 07:28
It's bluesky's awfulest goblin @brainmage.bsky.social 's Big 40th Birthday. You should follow him, he's terrible.
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Published: April 22, 2026 21:19
this could be to anybody
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Published: April 22, 2026 20:20
GOSH I WONDER WHO THIS WAS TO
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Published: April 22, 2026 19:48
No longer in the cool blocked by Why gang 😞
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Published: April 22, 2026 14:21
Looney Tunes Characters: openly at war with their own creators/owners since forever
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Published: April 22, 2026 13:27
Oooooh, Coyote vs Acme looks Roger Rabbity*
*complimentary, obviously
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Published: April 22, 2026 12:15
It's Book Quote Wednesday & the word is BETTER. In Cursed Under London, Lazare & Fang might be beaten by bandits and cursed with a mystery spell, but at least the little cat Fang stepped in to save is getting better. #BookQW #BookSky Buying links:…
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Published: April 22, 2026 12:02
Pick your 5th Ninja Turtle*
Hildegard
*do your own, don't just tell me, I won't care
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Published: April 22, 2026 08:26
Tired: Not getting blocked by Why
Wired: Getting blocked by Why
Inspired: Getting blocked by your MP along with lots of other LGBT+ constituents, then her harassing your husband at work for weeks bc his work account stopped following her when you strongly…
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Published: April 22, 2026 07:31
And lo, the cryptobros did say unto Jack "build us a garden where we might sell crypto to each other and be quite right wing"
But verily did the Dolls arrive instead with their friends and made the garden silly and Jack did expell himself from the garden…
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Published: April 22, 2026 07:19
I'm in the Cool Gang 😎
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