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Published: July 16, 2025 01:54
Eating an omelette at 8pm and I have to be at the gym for 4:30am tomorrow š
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Published: July 16, 2025 01:12
Are we really still doing not all men in 2025
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Published: July 16, 2025 00:45
So many men leave their wives when they get sick because a) the wife can no longer fulfill her ādutiesā and b) the husband doesnāt want to be a caretaker I ask this honestly: of what use are men in relationships if they canāt step up to do these things? ā¦
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Published: July 16, 2025 00:37
I tried to explain this situation to someone whoās relatively off grid and man lol [contains quote post or other embedded content]
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Published: July 15, 2025 23:44
You know itās a good walk if the dog has zoomies afterwards
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Published: July 15, 2025 22:54
Eating my protein mash š š¼š
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Published: July 15, 2025 21:56
Letās see whatās going down on Tinder todāoh.
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Published: July 15, 2025 21:45
lmao [contains quote post or other embedded content]
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Published: July 15, 2025 21:40
I have a weird headache at the base of my skull š«
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Published: July 15, 2025 21:32
My espresso machine arrived. I donāt know what Iām doing and I refuse to read the manual so wish me luck.
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Published: July 15, 2025 21:28
Tried to get pictures of my makeup but the lighting is ass right now (overcast) however it was good for b&w moody stuff.
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Published: July 15, 2025 17:26
Okay Iām gonna beat my face and then beat some demons in DOOM.
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Published: July 15, 2025 16:46
THE OCTOBER CRITERION RELEASES OH MY GOD.
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Published: July 15, 2025 16:13
post a gif of who you wanted to be as a kid [contains quote post or other embedded content]
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Published: July 15, 2025 16:05
I hope whoever caused secret service to lock down the white house front lawn has a steady hand, clear sight and sniper training.
https://bsky.app/profile/ourflagmeansbeth.bsky.social/post/3ltzas4k6m22p
Published: July 15, 2025 15:47
Sooooo whoās going to defcon this year lol
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Published: July 15, 2025 14:57
If you guys are gonna nerd fight take it out of my mentions pls
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Published: July 15, 2025 14:56
šØTAKE SHELTER is streaming on ShudderšØ
https://bsky.app/profile/ourflagmeansbeth.bsky.social/post/3ltz4l6o7oc2p
Published: July 15, 2025 14:31
The more I think about the weird backlash against the new Superman movie the more obvious it is to me that these people are evil lol
https://bsky.app/profile/ourflagmeansbeth.bsky.social/post/3ltz23nkcls2p
Published: July 15, 2025 13:47
Went to get coffee with a friend this morning. Took Bean.
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Published: July 15, 2025 13:40
Calling land that your ancestors stole from someone your āhomelandā is really cunty and not in a good way. [contains quote post or other embedded content]
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Published: July 15, 2025 13:29
Got asked for Beanās socials this morning š„²
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Published: July 15, 2025 10:56
Saving this for leg day tomorrow. [contains quote post or other embedded content]
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Published: July 15, 2025 10:45
I guess I am a baby because I took a hot shower last night and applied this afterwards and went into a fucking coma.
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Published: July 15, 2025 10:38
This calls to me.
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Published: July 15, 2025 10:22
Good morning.
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Published: July 15, 2025 04:39
I am posting this to remind myself to either do a shimmery eye look with the black lace body suit or a red eye look with the red lace body suit tomorrow.
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Published: July 15, 2025 04:17
I really donāt think bad people die anymore like something fucky is going on. [contains quote post or other embedded content]
https://bsky.app/profile/ourflagmeansbeth.bsky.social/post/3ltxz4w5src2q
Published: July 15, 2025 03:57
I am aghast at the trend of foregoing sunscreen Iām seeing on TikTok. AGHAST.
https://bsky.app/profile/ourflagmeansbeth.bsky.social/post/3ltxt2iyqx22q
Published: July 15, 2025 02:08
Okay Iām gonna try Murderbot.
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Published: July 15, 2025 01:35
Do I want popcorn
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Published: July 15, 2025 01:14
My therapist said Iād be a successful cult leader.
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Published: July 15, 2025 01:01
Americans arenāt going to have real food soon theyāre deporting all the people harvesting it. [contains quote post or other embedded content]
https://bsky.app/profile/ourflagmeansbeth.bsky.social/post/3ltxl4j63lc2q
Published: July 14, 2025 23:46
Rat licker province.
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Published: July 14, 2025 23:40
Trump is a rapist. Elon getting a huge DoD contract this week has less to do with Grok and more to do with Elon having dirt on Trump imo. And this is *not* going away [contains quote post or other embedded content]
https://bsky.app/profile/ourflagmeansbeth.bsky.social/post/3ltxheuqzk22g
Published: July 14, 2025 22:39
Someone liked me and itās just a picture of his Lexus??? Buddy I will steal your car.
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Published: July 14, 2025 22:34
I will accept nothing less.
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Published: July 14, 2025 21:31
Hell yeah [contains quote post or other embedded content]
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Published: July 14, 2025 21:13
I did my cardio š„²
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Published: July 14, 2025 19:32
Grok is it ethical for me to bully a child [contains quote post or other embedded content]
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Published: July 14, 2025 19:29
My dog started barking immediately when he heard this piece of shitās voice. [contains quote post or other embedded content]
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Published: July 14, 2025 18:57
Ten writers of whom Iāve read five-plus books: Stephen King John Irving Carl Sagan Ray Bradbury Clive Barker Anne Rice Poppy Z. Brite Cormac McCarthy Margaret Atwood Michel Faber [contains quote post or other embedded content]
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Published: July 14, 2025 18:41
MechaHitler is officially a DoD employee. [contains quote post or other embedded content]
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Published: July 14, 2025 18:22
I ordered an espresso machine and it is coming todayyyyyy
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Published: July 14, 2025 16:15
Thiel is a demon. [contains quote post or other embedded content]
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Published: July 14, 2025 15:35
Iām supposed to be studying for a cert exam but I may fuck around and watch this masterpiece for the billionth time.
https://bsky.app/profile/ourflagmeansbeth.bsky.social/post/3ltwp4g3kdc2h
Published: July 14, 2025 15:25
Iāve been missing Carl Sagan a lot lately.
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Published: July 14, 2025 15:01
Well *now* theyāre a legitimate concern to the public lol [contains quote post or other embedded content]
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Published: July 14, 2025 13:45
Itās happening soon.
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Published: July 14, 2025 13:41
Bless the fed ex driver who told me to wait as he got a dolly while I shouted NO and ran off with my 80 pound package.
https://bsky.app/profile/ourflagmeansbeth.bsky.social/post/3ltwixgwyec2h
Published: July 14, 2025 13:35
Every time we come back from a walk I give Bean a treat after I wipe his feet and say, āfor your trouble, sir.ā
https://bsky.app/profile/ourflagmeansbeth.bsky.social/post/3ltw74f7ts22s
Published: July 14, 2025 10:39
Itās 4:30 am and I am in the club.
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Published: July 14, 2025 10:38
This level of shred is almost impossible to maintain while having a normal relationship with food and exercise š„² [contains quote post or other embedded content]
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Published: July 14, 2025 10:33
Good Morning Monday š„²
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Published: July 14, 2025 04:02
I saw this as a youth and rewatched it recently and that pottery scene hits different as an adult oh my god. [contains quote post or other embedded content]
https://bsky.app/profile/ourflagmeansbeth.bsky.social/post/3ltvc7ys6ek2w
Published: July 14, 2025 02:02
Iām starting a new routine tomorrow (full body) so I need go to sleep EARLY but ask me things while I get ready for bed! https://ngl.link/ourflagmeansbeth
https://bsky.app/profile/ourflagmeansbeth.bsky.social/post/3ltvae5kzvc2w
Published: July 14, 2025 01:28
Iām following too many people I need to make lists for people I actually like so I can see their posts.
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Published: July 14, 2025 01:02
I made my protein mash again for meal prep š
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Published: July 13, 2025 23:48
I just feel thereās like a massive missing chunk of history regarding the relationship between human beings and orcas. [contains quote post or other embedded content]
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Published: July 13, 2025 23:45
I read this in Elmoās voice š [contains quote post or other embedded content]
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Published: July 13, 2025 22:53
I havenāt opened Tinder in a few days but Thor keeps trying.
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Published: July 13, 2025 22:47
Now Watching:
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Published: July 13, 2025 21:32
Okay Iām going to write throw a shoe at me if you see me shitposting.
https://bsky.app/profile/ourflagmeansbeth.bsky.social/post/3ltusaexdoc27
Published: July 13, 2025 21:15
I feel like some of you need to hear this.
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Published: July 13, 2025 20:55
I fell asleep reading Pale Blue Dot last night, probably my 40th time reading it I stg, and ordered this earlier today.
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Published: July 13, 2025 20:37
Wow. [contains quote post or other embedded content]
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Published: July 13, 2025 17:43
Now Seated:
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Published: July 13, 2025 16:23
This movie is such glorious mayhem. [contains quote post or other embedded content]
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Published: July 13, 2025 15:28
How do you feel about central heating š¤ [contains quote post or other embedded content]
https://bsky.app/profile/ourflagmeansbeth.bsky.social/post/3ltu5cpw4pk2z
Published: July 13, 2025 15:01
Sometimes Bean spins when he goes to play with one of his toys and realizes he also has a variety of bones, and a snuffle mat. Decisions paralysis in pugs.
https://bsky.app/profile/ourflagmeansbeth.bsky.social/post/3ltu4liciqs2z
Published: July 13, 2025 14:48
I grew up so poor and one of the only activities my mom could afford was taking my sister and I to the library. I still remember my mom checking out The World According to Garp for me when I was twelve. And when I moved to Alberta years ago with nothingā¦
https://bsky.app/profile/ourflagmeansbeth.bsky.social/post/3ltu3xhxks22z
Published: July 13, 2025 14:37
Iām making an effort to be grateful for things. Itās easy for me to be grateful but depression can sometimes make it difficult. This morning Iām grateful for a truly gorgeous walk with Bean. It rained last night and the grass was lush and dewy, the breezeā¦
https://bsky.app/profile/ourflagmeansbeth.bsky.social/post/3lttznr5tqs2k
Published: July 13, 2025 13:56
Alright Iām seeing Superman today and as someone who enjoyed Gunnās earlier work but finds his newer stuff a bit monotonous, I am going in with an open mind.
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Published: July 13, 2025 13:07
Itās me. [contains quote post or other embedded content]
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Published: July 13, 2025 13:04
Good morning I have an idea for the next FINAL DESTINATION film
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Published: July 13, 2025 03:03
I am so tired. Also I am going to eat a sandwich.
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Published: July 13, 2025 02:07
Oh my god an ex from a long time ago saw my relationship status update and is going through my pictures and liking them.
https://bsky.app/profile/ourflagmeansbeth.bsky.social/post/3ltspg5osuk2i
Published: July 13, 2025 01:20
Home and watching Itās Always Sunny š š¼š
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Published: July 13, 2025 00:36
No one appreciates my cooking.
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Published: July 13, 2025 00:01
SET ALREADY YOU BITCH ASS MOTHERFUCKER
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Published: July 12, 2025 23:49
My friend asked if my notifs are always ālike thisā and I said yes and she made a disgusted face lol
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Published: July 12, 2025 23:38
5 stars for the dinosaurs. 0 stars for everything else. If I had the ability to make a movie with dinosaurs I would sweep the fucking Oscars. [contains quote post or other embedded content]
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Published: July 12, 2025 21:23
The duality of Beth
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Published: July 12, 2025 21:17
NOW SEATED:
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Published: July 12, 2025 18:34
WHICH ONE BSKY
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Published: July 12, 2025 17:06
Alright so I went to the gym (I love my new gym) and went shopping š I have a mani/pedi appointment and then MOVIES.
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Published: July 12, 2025 17:05
Itās been like 3 days since I posted that one photo and Iām still getting notifs about it š„²
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Published: July 12, 2025 14:15
Getting blocked by this dipshit on Twitter was a highlight of my shitposting career. [contains quote post or other embedded content]
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Published: July 12, 2025 13:56
I have a twin.
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Published: July 12, 2025 13:24
I GOT TO WALK JERRY
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Published: July 12, 2025 13:03
Thereās been a weird uptick in youths with milf fetishes following/interacting with me and I just want to announce I am not a mother and have no interest in raising children.
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Published: July 12, 2025 12:21
šØ I HAVE SURVIVED ANOTHER YEAR šØ
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Published: July 12, 2025 03:30
I just realized the colour scheme for the new condo isā¦a swamp.
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Published: July 12, 2025 03:24
Someone sent this to me because Iām from Hamilton š
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Published: July 12, 2025 02:48
I love when random weirdos jump into my mentions and insist I interact with them. Enjoy the void, fucko.
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Published: July 12, 2025 00:15
Just deep fry a hunk of bread and put chips on it. [contains quote post or other embedded content]
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Published: July 12, 2025 00:14
I impulse purchased little vampire caps for my canines.
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Published: July 11, 2025 22:58
None of this is true. [contains quote post or other embedded content]
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Published: July 11, 2025 22:04
Trillions of things happened in a very specific sequence for human life to exist on Earth. We are in our infancy as a species, and yet we are hellbent on destroying the only planet in our solar system capable of sustaining human life. Earth and humanā¦
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Published: July 11, 2025 20:48
Iām gonna see like 4 movies tomorrow starting after my mani/pedi.
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