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Mrs. Doubtfire and some other stuff. Screenwriter, creator, complainer. Politics obsessor.
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Published: May 25, 2025 21:34
CUT TO: Aaron Rodgers loses a finger using a tool the Consumer Product Safety Commission couldn't flag, airlifted to the ER in a plane that crashes... or just gets a rare cancer doctors are no longer allowed to study. (Well, that's how I'd write the…
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Published: May 25, 2025 16:24
"The president and his family have monetized the White House more than any other occupant, normalizing activities that once would have provoked heavy blowback and official investigations." GIFT ARTICLE…
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Published: May 25, 2025 16:11
There was no Fox News. Murdoch destroyed everything forever, I fear.
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Published: May 24, 2025 20:46
I'm gonna stray from politics for a minute and leave this queer Latin hip hop with a dash of Kentucky bluegrass masterpiece right here. It's going nuts on TikTok. My writer peeps, this song needs to be in one of your TV series.…
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Published: May 24, 2025 01:29
What a stupid vengeful counter-productive moron we have in the White House.
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Published: May 23, 2025 23:08
Such. A. Fucking. Moron.
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Published: May 23, 2025 23:04
He's. Such. A Fucking. Moron.
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Published: May 23, 2025 22:22
Good!
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Published: May 23, 2025 21:09
A POTUS is telling an American company where it has to make its products. I dunno, somehow that does not seem very American.
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Published: May 23, 2025 21:08
Pumpkin Tits Yam Diaper is getting so fucking rich out of this White House gig. And manipulating the stock market. When is enough enough?
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Published: May 23, 2025 19:33
oooof.
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Published: May 23, 2025 05:43
The House passed the Maga Murder Budget. Please don't call it anything else. #MagaMurderBudget. It needs to trend. It needs to die. Pass it on.
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Published: May 23, 2025 01:15
Um... Hidden in this abhorrent spending bill is a provision that lets Pumpkin Tits ignore the courts. HELLO?!
https://robertreich.substack.com/p/the-hidden-provision-in-the-big-ugly
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Published: May 23, 2025 00:03
ICYMI, the convicted felon in the White House is breaking laws every day, his party is ignoring it, courts are ruling against him, and he's ignoring the courts. That's where we are.
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Published: May 22, 2025 19:24
See, billionaires don't need FEMA, NOAA, Medicare or Medicaid, USPS, Social Security, food stamps, the Department of Education, consumer protections, labor protection, workplace safety or collective bargaining.
But they do need a functioning FAA, so at…
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Published: May 22, 2025 19:16
Let me clarify. Yes, DeJoy fucked it up when he took over. Bigly. As of Pumpkin Tits 2.0, it's EVEN WORSE.
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Published: May 22, 2025 17:37
Anybody else noticing USPS is newly fucked up?
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Published: May 22, 2025 16:04
Oh, fuck Pam Bondi. That nazi does NOT speak for this (atheist) Jew.
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Published: May 21, 2025 18:07
The USA is such a fucking joke.
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Published: May 21, 2025 17:57
We are the stupidest country.
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Published: May 21, 2025 02:09
Wherever sold souls go to rot, Marco Rubio's and Lindsey Graham's are battling it out for the best worms.
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Published: May 21, 2025 01:39
Helllooooooooooo!
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Published: May 20, 2025 20:50
Jake Tapper's book and the timing of its release will go down in history, and not in a good way. I love this for him.
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Published: May 20, 2025 20:18
Doctrine. And take it from someone whose mother died from Alzheimers. This is dementia.
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Published: May 20, 2025 02:57
WTF
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Published: May 20, 2025 00:06
If the GOP can pardon Jan 6 insurrectionists for trying to overthrow an election, surely Dems can pardon Joe Biden for being old.
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Published: May 19, 2025 21:53
This fucker.
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Published: May 19, 2025 17:37
@maddow.msnbc.com please do a comprehensive story on all the frightening shit that's HIDDEN in the GOP budget bill. We've seen scattered stories here (AI, tax filing, gun laws, increased executive power, threats to free speech) and there, but not one…
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Published: May 19, 2025 16:49
Weird, cuz the very day he was chosen as Pope, Pumpkin Tits said "they've already called." Narrator: they did not call.
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Published: May 19, 2025 04:27
As caretaker and advocate for my mom with dementia for 8 years before she passed... I can PROMISE YOU, Joe Biden, while old, didn't have and doesn't have dementia. The other old guy likely does. Ask anyone who's been in our shoes.
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Published: May 19, 2025 00:16
Human excrement.
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Published: May 18, 2025 23:44
I'm so tired of too many things.
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Published: May 18, 2025 20:35
WTF cancer, you had one job.
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Published: May 18, 2025 20:19
My first two thoughts are 1) Joe Biden is a decent, empathetic person, a lifelong civil servant, and I wish him and his family all the best getting through this. 2) The felon sociopath has completely dismantled and canceled cancer research funding.
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Published: May 18, 2025 20:12
I truly hate this year the most.
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Published: May 18, 2025 18:42
Enough with this nazi, please?
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Published: May 18, 2025 17:17
"Biden's age" stories are now officially dumbest are you-fucking-kidding-me-ist stories ever, and honestly any news outlet that keeps running them should spontaneously combust.
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Published: May 18, 2025 01:19
Are we allowed to say we hope 47 has a 146.1 in sea shells or nah?
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Published: May 17, 2025 19:25
More proof that DOGE itself is a FRAUD.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2025/05/16/doge-social-security-musk-trump-cuts/?utm_campaign=wp_main&utm_medium=social&utm_source=bluesky
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Published: May 17, 2025 17:59
assuming he doesn't ignore it
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Published: May 17, 2025 16:32
‪Step 6. Demand US retailers like Walmart simply "eat the tariffs"
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Published: May 17, 2025 15:42
My birthday twin and most favorite artist ever just gave me (and the world) an early birthday gift!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YvDGGCyQwiI
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Published: May 16, 2025 23:40
So let me get this straight. Immigrants are rapists and murderers and drug dealers and they're destroying our country, but hey, maybe we can get big entertainment value out of humiliating them?
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Published: May 16, 2025 23:33
Hope all those protest voters and non-voters are pleased with themselves.
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Published: May 16, 2025 20:52
“We have, at the same time, 150 countries that want to make a deal, but you’re not able to see that many countries... So at a certain point, over the next two to three weeks, I think Scott and Howard will be sending letters out...”
Uh huh. Sure. What. A…
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Published: May 16, 2025 16:08
Poor James Comey. He handed 2016 to Pumpkin Tits, and now he's on Pumpkin Tits' fascist hit list.
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Published: May 16, 2025 15:16
I can't even process how pathetic he is.
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Published: May 16, 2025 15:00
Dear Gen Z. The crew socks are just weird, but the return of the mustache is a huge mistake you will not look back on fondly. Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk.
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Published: May 15, 2025 16:11
The only headline should be:
The US Supreme Court is hearing arguments on the US Constitution.
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Published: May 15, 2025 15:25
Justice Jackson nails where we are right now:
“Your argument turns our justice system into a catch me if you can kind of regime from the standpoint of the Executive where everybody has to have a lawyer and file a lawsuit in order for the government to…
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Published: May 15, 2025 15:10
The fucking Supreme Court is hearing a discussion about birthright citizenship like it's not in the Constitution. What's next? The First Amendment? The Second (ok, I'd be fine with that one, kidding not kidding)?
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Published: May 15, 2025 15:07
“When ICE grabs people, they’re grabbing some of our best. They’re grabbing you. They’re grabbing people with green cards. And US Citizens. They’re grabbing students. And lawyers. They're grabbing scientists. They're grabbing musicians. They’re not…
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Published: May 15, 2025 15:00
And he was LEAVING the US.
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Published: May 15, 2025 03:33
Edolf got what they wanted: all our personal information.
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Published: May 14, 2025 20:01
Maybe it's that I'm Jewish (an atheist, but still... Hitler would've sent me to the camps just the same)... I don't think anybody should be judged for leaving. I'd leave myself if I had somewhere that would take me. Doesn't mean I'm not grateful for those…
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Published: May 14, 2025 03:18
I finally saw it, and LOVED IT SO MUCH. And yes, @malcolmspellman.bsky.social made the Titanic comparison first, so you should all follow him.
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Published: May 13, 2025 18:00
John Barron is his name. With tears in his eyes, he said "Sir, I take the fat shot drug."
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Published: May 12, 2025 22:56
This a no "trade deal!" It's a 90 day pause on His Magasty's crazy high tariffs he didn't need to impose in the first fucking place. Now the Chinese will pay 10% more for US goods, and we'll pay 30% more for their stuff! And since magas won't learn this on…
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Published: May 12, 2025 22:25
So this entire term is about manipulating the stock market (and crypto) for himself and his rich friends?
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Published: May 12, 2025 22:23
And the stock market has thanked China.
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Published: May 12, 2025 19:35
Don't you miss the first term when he wasn't surrounded by ONLY toady loyalists telling him what a genius he is 24/7? I mean yes, there were plenty of ass-kissy toads then, and it was incompetent and corrupt, but it's even worse now because it's a full…
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Published: May 12, 2025 18:11
It's amazing Alexa Junge is offering this. There is quite honestly nobody better. So if you have any inclination to tell stories and/or to do it better, here you go.
www.thealexajunge.com
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Published: May 12, 2025 16:13
All that plane news yesterday - I had the best dream last night. All I will say is they were all on the plane.