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Mrs. Doubtfire and some other stuff. Screenwriter, creator, complainer. Politics obsessor.
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Published: June 8, 2026 15:19
There are actually some things I like about him:
How red his face gets when he's angry.
His elderly hunched posture.
How he can't stay awake.
How he understands absolutely nothing and thinks we don't notice.
His 5th grade vocabulary.
That his end is…
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Published: June 7, 2026 15:23
BREAKING: Piece of fucking shit spews propaganda.
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Published: June 5, 2026 17:43
This will be unnecessary once he replaces all TV talking heads with sycophants.
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Published: June 5, 2026 00:05
Morons are in charge of our lives. Absolute fucking morons.
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Published: June 4, 2026 22:54
I'M SO FUCKING SICK OF ONLY DEMS GIVING A SHIT ABOUT CHARACTER.
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Published: June 3, 2026 14:58
But by all means... call them patriots, pardon them, pay them!
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Published: June 3, 2026 03:53
"Trump-endorsed reality TV guy" is a phrase I never want to hear again as long as I live, but I love that it's what they've reduced Spencer Pratt to.
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Published: June 3, 2026 02:46
Another election night where I just don't fucking understand how any candidate still calls himself or herself a Republican. The Republican Party is dead.
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Published: June 2, 2026 22:11
Jeffrey Dahmer says he's done putting the body parts of young men in his freezer.
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Published: May 31, 2026 15:33
Wait, these prices are optional? WHY DIDNT' ANYBODY TELL ME?
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Published: May 31, 2026 01:47
And she just sits there while he brags that we "just hit a 69 - all time high."
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Published: May 30, 2026 18:27
Yep, he's as 6'3" as he is "ahead of schedule" and "right on budget." He's as much 6'3" as it's "gonna cost the country nothing."
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Published: May 30, 2026 16:53
People voted for this three times.
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