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https://bsky.app/profile/rmayemsinger.bsky.social/post/3m5w5okafls27
Published: November 18, 2025 16:25
Listen. He's always been a piece of shit. But DEMENTIA DESTROYS DECORUM - my mom would never insult anyone before dementia. It slowly killed her filter, and she became rude. Granted, he didn't have much decorum before. But he didn't drop f-bombs or call…
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Published: November 18, 2025 06:12
OMFG.
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Published: November 18, 2025 02:37
if only Olivia Nuzzi had profiled Jeffrey Epstein, this could all be different.
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Published: November 18, 2025 01:09
They now know Spam Bondi will refuse.
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Published: November 18, 2025 01:05
One of the best writing procrastinations ever.
https://couriernewsroom.com/news/we-created-a-searchable-database-with-all-20000-files-from-epsteins-estate/?utm_source=substack&utm_medium=email
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Published: November 18, 2025 00:54
They've believed way bigger lies. They'll believe this lie.
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Published: November 17, 2025 22:46
In addition to stealing all the jobs and buying all the homes and getting free healthcare & social security benefits and eating cats & dogs, they're hiding the cattle in their shirts? Throwing them over the wall? And why are they only bringing the sick…
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Published: November 17, 2025 04:55
Unfuckingreal gaslighting.
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Published: November 16, 2025 18:30
How about a bunch of people who have great free government health insurance don't get to deprive the rest of us of it?
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Published: November 16, 2025 17:11
I remember reading and posting about this before the 2016 election. It's time Katie Johnson was back in the news.
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Published: November 16, 2025 17:09
Can we please not forget about Katie Johnson (aka Jane Doe)?
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Published: November 16, 2025 15:37
They ignored their own lived experience when the economy was turning around under Biden. They ignored the fascism before their eyes. I hope you're right, but I fear they'll do it again. Hate is so powerful.
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Published: November 15, 2025 08:55
In comedy, timing is everything, and now I think Bill Clinton has missed the prime window to post "worst bj ever."
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Published: November 15, 2025 07:32
I hate to drag a fellow writer, but the trailer for the new Wicked movie has Elphaba saying "this is between the Wizard and I," and I can't with illiteracy anymore. I mean C'MON.
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Published: November 15, 2025 03:37
Yeah, I think she’s cynical AND stupid.
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Published: November 15, 2025 03:35
Totally normal sane person response.
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Published: November 13, 2025 18:08
We have officially reached the "he did it but it's not wrong" stage of this insanity.
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Published: November 13, 2025 17:56
Ah, the Marvelous Mrs. Measles has her official coming out in society as a debutante of death.
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Published: November 13, 2025 01:32
Can we just take a minute and acknowledge that our POTUS is right OUT IN THE OPEN lobbying Congressional members to vote against releasing the Epstein files?! Like... what the fuck else does anyone even need to know?
https://bsky.app/profile/rmayemsinger.bsky.social/post/3m5he3as3q22n
Published: November 12, 2025 19:09
People are hungry, worried about inflation and losing health insurance... but hey, what's $2 BILLION dollars to officially change the name to Department of War?…
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Published: November 12, 2025 16:45
The Dems are so good at hoaxes they had someone write an email damning Trump in the “Epstein Hoax” all the way back in 2011!!
https://bsky.app/profile/rmayemsinger.bsky.social/post/3m5flcgr6vs2j
Published: November 12, 2025 02:13
Ah yes, the United States Department of Door Dash.
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Published: November 12, 2025 02:01
Don't threaten this Californian with a good time.
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Published: November 12, 2025 01:05
We have a POTUS who thinks the office is all about fame and nothing about service.
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Published: November 12, 2025 00:11
Republicans as the minority party under Mitch McConnell were ruthless. When will Democrats learn? Oh right - never.
https://bsky.app/profile/rmayemsinger.bsky.social/post/3m5feez4bwc2s
Published: November 12, 2025 00:10
This. is why. you don't fucking capitulate to these people.
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Published: November 11, 2025 20:47
He knows we know.
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Published: November 10, 2025 22:52
They've had over 15 fucking years but they're gonna solve it over the holidays while they're barely in session. Sure, Micro.
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Published: November 10, 2025 22:42
Micro Johnson fails to surprise anyone except maybe Chuck Schumer and the Hateful 8 Cavers.
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Published: November 10, 2025 21:01
The group blow job is so embarrassing.
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Published: November 10, 2025 20:48
Wow. Great take here.
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Published: November 10, 2025 20:43
I'm guessing the 8 Democratic Cavers (with Chuck Schumer hiding safely behind them with his fake "no" vote) have been working on their cave since before Tuesday's election. But even after that, they still wouldn't open their cavey caverson cowardly eyes.
https://bsky.app/profile/rmayemsinger.bsky.social/post/3m5chn3j34s27
Published: November 10, 2025 20:30
I guess this utterly out-of-touch person missed that the only winners have been the law firms, universities, etc, who HAVE stood up to him. I guess he missed the 7M Americans in the streets. I guess he missed Tuesday's election.
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Published: November 10, 2025 17:16
Yeah, it totally made sense to capitulate to these people.
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Published: November 10, 2025 16:38
You didn't get a vote. You got a "promise" of a vote. From a party who is disappearing nannies & gardeners and zip-tying children. A party who has flushed Due Process in America down the toilet. Who has subjugated its Congressional duties to an autocrat.…
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Published: November 10, 2025 16:07
I heard from my cat that she is willing to consider never throwing up on a rug again. So now we'll see if she's really gonna work with me.
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Published: November 10, 2025 15:57
Chuck Schumer is nothing more than a human strongly worded letter, and he must go. Say it loud.
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Published: November 10, 2025 04:08
"THEIR PARTY'S BLOCKADE?!" An hour ago I predicted Fox and the GOP would frame this just like that. Silly me, not including the @nytimes.com. And so it begins.
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Published: November 10, 2025 04:04
So the Senate Democratic traitors' message tonight is "The Republicans own this now!" Um, the Republicans ALWAYS OWNED THIS! And judging by last week's election, voters clearly know it! I am just so angry at how out of touch our leadership is. Hiding…
https://bsky.app/profile/rmayemsinger.bsky.social/post/3m5aqemcfo22t
Published: November 10, 2025 04:01
This vote is appeasement to the GOP, who have only EVER wanted to end Obamacare. The insurance companies and the GOP are partying tonight.
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Published: November 10, 2025 03:54
BING-FUCKING-O.
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Published: November 10, 2025 03:00
People were donating to food banks in communities across the country. Many SNAP recipients who were struggling felt the momentum. They too need healthcare & many didn't want us to cave. 7M of us didn't march to cave. We didn't win every election last week…
https://bsky.app/profile/rmayemsinger.bsky.social/post/3m5am63xg7c2c
Published: November 10, 2025 02:46
Who will run against them? I'm ready to donate. Ready to make calls. Ready to re-post donation links to 163k followers.
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Published: November 10, 2025 02:43
Imagine the partying in the Gold/White House right now. It makes me sick to my stomach.
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Published: November 10, 2025 02:39
Ready to donate. Ready to make calls. Ready to re-post donation links to 163k followers.
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Published: November 10, 2025 02:34
We have gullible non-serious people with no clue what we are up against.
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Published: November 10, 2025 01:51
CUT TO: Republicans on Fox the second it passes:
"The corrupt Democrats who raised inflation, cut jobs, took away SNAP and raised the cost of your healthcare finally listened to reason!"
CUT TO: Dec 2. "What vote? You suckers!"
I'm so fucking sick of…
https://bsky.app/profile/rmayemsinger.bsky.social/post/3m5aijg7kqc2l
Published: November 10, 2025 01:40
I thought I couldn't be more over this weak pathetic out of touch man. I was wrong.
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Published: November 10, 2025 01:35
How much is your ACA premium going up because Chuck Schumer (and the traitor Dems he's hiding behind) is a fucking coward? Tell me in the replies.
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Published: November 10, 2025 01:34
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Published: November 10, 2025 01:34
We need the names of the eight. They all have to go. And Schumer, too.
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Published: November 10, 2025 01:32
He's hiding behind his Democratic colleagues who pushed for this weak ass bullshit. And he let them. Encouraged them, most likely. He needs to resign tomorrow.
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Published: November 9, 2025 23:27
Just call him "President I, then say your name" from now on.
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Published: November 9, 2025 23:14
All I want for Christmas is that this piss-frosted fascist heard the boo'ing.
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Published: November 9, 2025 20:35
If only Chuck Schumer could be just 5% Mitch McConnell and not 100% Charlie Brown.
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Published: November 9, 2025 20:32
Fantastic piece from @noelcaslercomedy.bsky.social.
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Published: November 9, 2025 06:29
Pluribus Pluribus Pluribus. Thank you, Vince Gilligan.
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Published: November 9, 2025 02:40
Michael's fake gold styrofoam department threw up all over the White House.
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Published: November 9, 2025 02:38
WTF words do YOU think accurately reflect what's happening, then?
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Published: November 9, 2025 00:58
JFC, America is such a shit show.
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Published: November 8, 2025 22:51
Otherwise known as rent.
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Published: November 8, 2025 18:01
But sure, let's privatize Social Security.
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Published: November 7, 2025 19:54
Dems have the wind at our backs, America clearly knows the GOP owns the shutdown and inflation, and THIS is how Schumer makes the most of it? How about demanding the military leave blue cities and ICE stop terrorizing Americans? I can't with this guy…
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Published: November 7, 2025 18:44
Surely this makes us all safer.
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Published: November 7, 2025 18:30
He just spells it out more and more every day.
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Published: November 7, 2025 18:22
Shame on Cornell.
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Published: November 7, 2025 18:22
Ewww. I detest her, but wow. Two disgusting patronizing clueless old men.
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