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Published: September 1, 2025 01:23

Just saw Halloween candy out at Walgreens. It was $20 for a large-ish bag of fun-size bars. That’s bonkers. Trump take Halloween.

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Published: August 30, 2025 05:06

Joe Biden outliving him would be objectively hilarious.

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Published: August 30, 2025 04:38

I’ve never witnessed this many people collectively hoping someone has shuffled off this mortal coil. It’s a real spectacle.

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Published: August 29, 2025 23:54

Trump has no scheduled public appearances this weekend and wasn’t seen today. https://media.tenor.com/Qa-OEOdW-K4AAAAC/weekend-at-bernies-lazy.gif?hh=200&ww=218

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Published: August 29, 2025 21:32

If there's any truth to the Trump health chatter and the idea Vance and Co. are consolidating power, I think it dramatically overestimates Vance's ability to hold the MAGA base together. Trump, for reasons I'll never understand, is teflon-coated. He's the…

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Published: August 29, 2025 20:04

A tell in this administration is that when Trump is actually worried about something, he sends Count Baldy the Vile out into the light to stir up the masses by spitting some form of nonsensical, vampiric bile. [contains quote post or other embedded…

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Published: August 29, 2025 19:44

This is like saying, “The Kool-Aid Man, one of the world’s foremost experts on wall preservation….” [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: August 29, 2025 19:32

When a veteran who served 22-year as a naval officer and spent his life as a public servant says things at the Social Security Administration are this bad, an immediate congressional investigation is in order. Another example of honorable people doing…

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Published: August 29, 2025 19:19

Amen to this. Thank you, @fpwellman.bsky.social. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: August 29, 2025 18:37

Hot Take: Things could be better.

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Published: August 29, 2025 14:45

RFK Jr. is destroying the CDC. He’s barking mad, and he’s gutting the health institutions Americans rely on to stay healthy and safe. He’s firing lifelong experts in their fields and forging policy based on poppycock. He has to be impeached. Now. My…

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Published: August 29, 2025 03:57

I have a column on this going up in the morning, but I'm telling you folks, there's an immediate need for people to light up lawmakers' phones and clang pots and pans and protest and do whatever the hell can be done to get RFK Jr. booted, or at least…

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Published: August 29, 2025 01:10

Occasionally rewatching the Rick Moranis skit where he plays Michael McDonald is my therapy. (That and actual therapy.) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKw6jZV0vag

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Published: August 28, 2025 23:29

Look, I'm not saying JD Vance is going to hire noted serial killer Ted Cruz to do something drastic, but I'm also not not saying that.

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Published: August 28, 2025 22:30

Sounds like Vance is gonna push Trump down the stairs at the first opportunity. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: August 28, 2025 21:36

There’s basically one Republican seriously raising a red flag about RFK Jr.’s dangerous insanity, and it’s a Republican who was dumb enough - or weak enough, or both - to vote for the nutter in the first place. [contains quote post or other embedded…

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Published: August 28, 2025 19:59

Nice email from a person I'm sure is a devout Christian supporter of our amazing president. (I still love the fact that none of these people understand it takes approximately one minute to figure out who they are, where they work and which supervisor I…

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Published: August 28, 2025 19:16

Heroes, every one. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: August 28, 2025 17:28

Seriously considering unlocking my full potential.

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Published: August 28, 2025 16:50

Here's my column about this absolute disgrace: https://www.usatoday.com/story/opinion/columnist/2025/08/28/trump-national-guard-picking-up-trash-dc/85853498007/ [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: August 28, 2025 16:49

Amped Up is fantastic and @cliffschecter.bsky.social is doing awesome work. Check it out: [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: August 28, 2025 15:49

A fond Huppke Barfday to my fabulously funny friend @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social, kicker of asses, slayer of trolls, first of her name, etc... Thank you for making the world a better place.

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Published: August 28, 2025 15:11

Trump is demeaning National Guard troops with trash pickup duty and yard work, turning them into the National Mall Mulch Brigade and creating the most expensive gardening crew in U.S. history. My column: …

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Published: August 27, 2025 23:11

It’s almost as if appointing an anti-vax lunatic with zero qualifications to oversee America’s health was a numbskull idea and everybody with a functioning brain knew it.

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Published: August 27, 2025 22:43

If a school shooter doesn't have access to a gun, then there's no school shooting. That's the only thing that ever matters. Other countries aren't plagued by gun violence for a very specific reason: They don't have 80 bazillion guns. There's literally…

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Published: August 27, 2025 16:08

🚨BREAKING: Pete Hegseth announces Department of Defense will be renamed Department of War and Light Gardening

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Published: August 27, 2025 15:42

"Grandpa, were you one of the soldiers in Washington, DC, in 2025?" "You bet I was. I was part of the Great Mulching Brigade on the National Mall, and I led the charge in the Battle Against Five Improperly Discarded McDonald's Containers." "Gee, grandpa.…

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Published: August 27, 2025 03:00

You’re a swarm drone attack through wind farms, ya dopey eyed weirdo. America’s gonna run out of tinfoil hats for all these fascist-friendly freaks. Jesus. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: August 27, 2025 01:41

Government by jagoffs. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: August 27, 2025 00:15

It’s the most expensive clean-up crew in human history. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: August 26, 2025 23:46

So Cracker Barrel is just going to go full-racist now, right?

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Published: August 26, 2025 23:30

Oh great, now I have to start complaining that Cracker Barrel ruined my life and the heritage of my country by changing its logo, which I had never previously noticed, back to what it was last week. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: August 26, 2025 20:01

Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce are engaged. We have to play it cool, America. OK? Play it cool. ... SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! https://www.usatoday.com/story/opinion/columnist/2025/08/26/taylor-swift-engagement-travis-kelce/85835208007/

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Published: August 26, 2025 18:23

Each and every one of these people will one day be remembered as historical disgraces who willingly abandoned all integrity to honor a loathsome con artist who wouldn't spit on them if they were on fire. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: August 26, 2025 17:16

A dangerous lunatic with no business being anywhere near America’s health care system. Shameful. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: August 26, 2025 15:29

Could not agree more. Wildly influential, and my happy place growing up. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: August 26, 2025 01:53

This seems like a good time to become a poet who lives in the woods.

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Published: August 25, 2025 23:55

Scream “Food prices are still high and Trump has done nothing to make your life better!” at your MAGA relatives until they suffer hearing loss.

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Published: August 25, 2025 23:00

I regret to inform my fellow Americans that the president has been diagnosed with "irreversible zombie yuck paw." They give him two to four weeks before he becomes a walker.

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Published: August 25, 2025 22:48

"The self-assigned dictator-in-chief is a serial violator of the law and the Constitution whose moral compass is permanently set at 'I’m going to get mine.'" Great piece by @jilldlawrence.bsky.social, foreshadowing what's coming: …

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Published: August 25, 2025 20:31

If you’re a congressional Republican right now, what exactly is your job? Should get them all hats that say “Rubber Stamp for Authoritarian Regime.” [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: August 25, 2025 20:03

Wow, sales at my company, HighlyFlammableAmericanFlags.com, suddenly spiked. Exciting!

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Published: August 25, 2025 19:27

Trump appears to be rotting before our eyes. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: August 25, 2025 17:50

This is terrifying but very necessary. We can’t ignore what’s unfolding in plain view. @markjacob.bsky.social nails it here: [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: August 25, 2025 16:55

The biggest lie in all this babble is "I have friends." [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: August 25, 2025 16:40

I second this. @atrupar.com does such important work. Absolutely vital. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: August 25, 2025 15:55

Of course Trump is going to invade Chicago. He's a lawless president. So let’s dispatch with the soft headlines and the pearl-clutching howls of “He would never!” Wake up. My column: …

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Published: August 25, 2025 15:43

So if I'm following the lying that's going on here, economically insecure people throughout rural America voted for Trump so he could focus on making sure Washington elites wear watches again? MAKE AMERICA WATCH-FRIENDLY AGAIN? [contains quote post or…

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Published: August 25, 2025 15:22

I have once again been savagely owned via the electronic mail.

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Published: August 25, 2025 03:02

If Trump invades Chicago, use of the word "jagoff" is going to increase to levels no Chicagoan thought possible.

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Published: August 24, 2025 16:45

I would just like to point out that grocery prices remain high, inflation is going up and the Epstein files have not been released [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: August 24, 2025 16:18

As always, spot on by @willbunch.bsky.social. None of what is happening should be a surprise. This is what Republicans wanted. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: August 22, 2025 21:52

Intel just went into business with a guy who bankrupted casinos and sells gaudy fake-gold cellphones that don't actually exist. Genius! [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: August 22, 2025 18:52

Correct. It’s insane that anyone is standing for this. We need people in the streets, campus protests, a general strike. Democrats should be holding rallies and press events constantly. The apathy in the face of all this is astounding. [contains quote…

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Published: August 22, 2025 16:13

They don't care about poll numbers, they don't are about being transparently authoritarian, they don't seem to care about their party's fate in the midterm elections and they sure as hell don't care about the laws. People better start putting all these…

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Published: August 22, 2025 04:20

I JUST WENT OUTSIDE IN MY BIG LIBERAL CITY AND WAS MURDERED BECAUSE WE DON'T HAVE NATIONAL GUARD TROOPS EVERYWHERE

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Published: August 22, 2025 03:20

Did not expect the end of democracy to be this unbearably stupid.

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Published: August 22, 2025 00:12

Yes, definitely do this. Stop all the other shit you’re doing and focus solely on this, please. It is definitely important and should be all that you and the Trump administration do forever. Thank you. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: August 22, 2025 00:10

1,000% agree. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: August 21, 2025 18:53

**clears throat** Fuck you. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: August 21, 2025 16:13

This is what happens when you mix Xanax with racism. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: August 21, 2025 15:09

What in the actual f*ck is this garbage? Hope and progress? [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: August 21, 2025 03:12

We dropped my youngest off at college today and now I’m eating emotional-support ice cream.

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Published: August 21, 2025 01:44

“He is baiting Fox News hosts into talking about him on their shows, making them look like ignorant jackasses with zero self-awareness. But I, Sean Hannity, will not be so easily fooled!” [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: August 20, 2025 18:02

LOL! [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: August 20, 2025 14:52

Trump is wildly unpopular and losing ground fast. Why is anyone afraid of him? My latest on our weak president: https://www.usatoday.com/story/opinion/columnist/2025/08/20/trump-smithsonian-slavery-unpopular-approval-rating/85729477007/

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Published: August 20, 2025 01:25

Good thing nobody has invented gloves or the ability to climb things at night when it’s cooler. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: August 20, 2025 01:15

I’M NOT MAD! DON’T YOU DARE PUT IT IN THE NEWSPAPER THAT I GOT MAD!! [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: August 19, 2025 22:31

I'm not about to let THE GOVERNMENT tell me whether I can or can't consume radioactive shrimp.

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Published: August 19, 2025 19:39

Trump's about 15 minutes from announcing that all resources and exhibitions devoted to the history of slavery will be housed in a new Smithsonian wing called "Actually, ..."

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Published: August 19, 2025 19:13

Look at this hot nonsense and then look at Trump's abysmal polling numbers - he's hot garbage in all categories - and remind me again why politicians and corporate leaders are allowing this to happen. The arrow pointing to the right side of history is…

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Published: August 19, 2025 17:54

Data showing no insect crime in my lawn is FAKE. There is widespread insect crime in my yard and I demand Donald Trump send in the National Guard to MOW MY LAWN!

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Published: August 19, 2025 17:40

I'll ask again, for the umpteenth time. Why are major news organizations participating in this daily nonsense? If a source lies to you, if a source actively dislikes you, you stop using that source. Period. There is no value to these briefings. If you want…

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Published: August 19, 2025 17:12

Very interesting piece from @jilldlawrence.bsky.social on how the insanity of RFK Jr. and Co. is leading doctors to get into politics: …

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Published: August 19, 2025 16:38

I had the honor to work in the same newsroom as @mrmichaelphillips.bsky.social for many years. An amazing writer, a truly kind fellow and by far my favorite film critic. A legend, really. It's sad to see the continuing erosion of the Chicago Tribune at the…

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Published: August 19, 2025 16:19

Very interesting piece from @jilltwiss.bsky.social on how the insanity of RFK Jr. and Co. is leading doctors to get into politics: https://www.thebulwark.com/p/democratic-doctors-are-pouring-into-politics-trump-rfk-stem-congress

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Published: August 19, 2025 15:32

Once again, Trump embarrassed America: The words “I’ve always had a great relationship with him,” when the “him” refers to Putin, would be comedic if they weren’t spoken with the utmost sincerity by the guy presently in charge of our country. My column: …

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Published: August 19, 2025 02:12

Imagine getting worked up about a male cheerleader. Your world would have to be so microscopically small and tragic.

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Published: August 18, 2025 23:50

A lot of people currently in government were not stuffed in a locker enough times in high school. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: August 18, 2025 23:23

Yeah, that tracks. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: August 18, 2025 23:07

So far it feels like today's big White House meeting on Ukraine could've been an email.

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Published: August 18, 2025 20:43

Trump: "I've ended six wars, seven wars. All wars, really. I could go back in time and end World War II - the big one, many say the biggest of them all - but I won't. Hitler has said some very nice things about me, thinks I'm doing a great job. So I won't…